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Title: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 03:49:02 pm

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/1.png)
You open your eyes, and find yourself in a room

RULES and LIMITATIONS
1. You are a HUMAN, so you don't have any fancy POWERS (?)
2. Your INVENTORY can only contain five ITEMS
3. You can use LOOK [Target] or SURROUNDINGS to look around
4. The first COMMAND given will be used, unless there is a BETTER alternative available.

COMMANDS
Basic COMMANDS are as follows: USE [Target], MOVE [Direction] or [To Target], LOOK [Target], PICK UP [Target], CHECK STATUS (or STATUS)
But use your IMAGINATION! You are not bound to these COMMANDS!

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 03:54:25 pm

DEVOUR GNOME
OM NOM NOM NOM

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: knightedskull on December 12, 2009, 03:56:04 pm

EXAMINE GNOME

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 03:59:04 pm

Although the gnome looks delicious, your common sense tells you that it is in fact NOT delicious, but rather deadly. You decide to examine the gnome instead.

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/2examinegnome.png)

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 04:17:12 pm

DEVOUR NOTE ON GNOME
DEVOUR COMMON SENSE

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 04:22:32 pm

You greedily snatch the note from the gnome and swallow it whole. Delicious wood pulp. Your common sense tells you not to eat your common sense, as it would not taste like wood pulp.

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/3devournote.png)

The note isn't sitting right in your stomach.

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/4notsittingwell.png)

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Kashyyk on December 12, 2009, 04:25:33 pm

Ask Gnome why he is crying.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: knightedskull on December 12, 2009, 04:27:20 pm

TAKE GNOMEHAT

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 04:29:16 pm

EAT OUR STUPID BEANIE

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 04:29:37 pm

You think the gnome's hat may be a nice ice cream cone, but a more pressing matter is at hand. You ask why the Gnome is crying.

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/5LOVEISLOST.png)

It would seem the note you devoured was a love note from a female.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 04:32:53 pm

SHOVE GNOME THROUGH BARS

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 04:39:26 pm

It's a tight fit, but you manage to get the gnome through the bars.

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/6gnomebars.png)

You hear him land on a conveniently placed button, and you hear a bell ringing behind you

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Armok on December 12, 2009, 04:40:29 pm

PUT XxNOTExX IN INVENTORY

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 04:41:41 pm

Spoiler: BECOME THIS GUY (click to show/hide)

(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/f/f0/PS.gif)

ABSCOND TO THE RIGHT

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 04:45:00 pm

You convince yourself that this is not the time for tomfoolery, and reach down your gut for the note.

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/7gotthatnote.png)

It's covered in your stomach juices, but otherwise undamaged.

Quote from: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 04:41:41 pm

Spoiler: BECOME THIS GUY (click to show/hide)

(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/mspaintadventures/images/f/f0/PS.gif)

ABSCOND TO THE RIGHT

This is no time to fantasize about your hero!

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 04:45:56 pm

ABSCOND NOW

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: ToonyMan on December 12, 2009, 04:48:48 pm

Look at other wall.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 04:49:25 pm

You do your best wallhug and sneak to the nearest exit. But there is a door in the way! And hey, you're against that other wall.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/8abscond.png)

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: ToonyMan on December 12, 2009, 04:51:08 pm

Open refrigerator.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 04:52:15 pm

OPEN DOOR

ABSCOND
ENTER EVASION MODE
AVOID ALL GUARDS

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 04:58:20 pm

Puzzled as to why the door would turn into a fridge, you take a peek inside

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/9whatsthat.png)

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/10peek.png)

There is a man outside talking into a hand radio. He is obviously displeased with whoever is there.

CONFIRM COMMAND:
Abscond, Drop Into Evasion Mode
[Y/N]

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 05:03:22 pm

I am taking my 2:00 jog, I'll be back for the Blandventure sometime before 3:00. Post procedure will follow as normal when I return

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 05:08:29 pm

Y

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Armok on December 12, 2009, 05:14:52 pm

EAT FOT

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 05:38:10 pm

You poke your head out of the door...

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/11poke.png)

Then skillfully hide behind the nearby safe.

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/12sneak.png)

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 06:50:42 pm

PROCEED TO USE SAFE AS A DISGUISE.
SNEAK PAST OR KILL THAT GUY.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 07:02:04 pm

Using your amazing safe-disguise making skills, you wear the safe almost like a cardboard box.

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/13KILLER.png)

And then you pounce at the guard to hug him, but you forgot you were wearing the disguise!

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 07:04:49 pm

Take radio and look for a Beatles song on it.

Fantasize about our hero.
Loot the stiff.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: ToonyMan on December 12, 2009, 07:10:22 pm

Dial 911 on cell phone.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 07:19:20 pm

You take off your CLEVER DISGUISE and stash it in your INVENTORY
You take a good look at the hand radio.

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/13andahalfRadio.png)

It doesnt have any buttons, so it must be a one-channel. And sadly, the only song it has on it is "Disgruntled Middle-Aged Man Curses at You". You stash it in your INVENTORY anyways.

You loot the corpse.

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/14loot.png)

It has a KEY on it.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 07:21:53 pm

Devour corpse and continue to abscond from the area. While wearing the safe.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: ToonyMan on December 12, 2009, 07:29:23 pm

Shoot down door with KEY.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 07:31:15 pm

This is one thing you really -must- eat! After a generous meal, you re-focus and put on your DISGUISE.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/15ABSCOND.png)

Quote from: ToonyMan on December 12, 2009, 07:29:23 pm

Shoot down door with KEY.

You silly goose, KEYs don't fire BULLETs!

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 07:33:19 pm

Pounce on the man to hug him while wearing the disguise.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 07:44:02 pm

You ready your legs to pounce...

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/161ready.png)

But then...

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/162Hey.png)

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/163sneakfail.png)

Oh no...

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/164lovin.png)

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 07:47:21 pm

Say I love you to the guy.
Wait until its over...
ABSCOND!
Unless the guy figures out who we are, then SAFE RAM him.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 08:04:38 pm

I'm gonna give a chance for some other people to suggest something~

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: ToonyMan on December 12, 2009, 08:10:50 pm

Respond with manly hug.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 09:39:24 pm

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/17Ohdear.png)

You feel nauseus.

_{Updated Basic Commands list.}

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: theevilmonk on December 12, 2009, 09:43:39 pm

surprise atack! loot corpse

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 09:48:38 pm

(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/18Ponder.png)

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: theevilmonk on December 12, 2009, 09:50:02 pm

throw the radio at him, middle-aged man swearing at you should fix this

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 09:56:23 pm

Since you cannnot throw through safe doors, you decide to hold the radio up to the door so he can hear.

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/181SUCESS.png)

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: theevilmonk on December 12, 2009, 10:01:26 pm

celebrate with a dance party in safe

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 10:10:09 pm

You dance.

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/Danceparty.gif)

I mean, you would dance if you had the room. Instead, you pose as a crab and be all happy

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: theevilmonk on December 12, 2009, 10:14:19 pm

go in a direction that isnt the direction we came from but is away from creepy safe-lover. remain in stealth mode

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 10:39:06 pm

Fantasize about here.

Abscond from the area, don't go to places we have been in.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Safeophilia
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 12, 2009, 10:40:58 pm

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Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Your disguise now has a hole in the top
You fail your abscondation, but still fantasize about where you are now.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 12, 2009, 10:45:42 pm

Turn disguise into Body Armor of Armor.
Ram Pervert.

Fantasize about hero.

Be another guy.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on December 13, 2009, 03:09:20 am

Cover face with hands to confuse man.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Armok on December 13, 2009, 12:45:03 pm

(This comic is midely disturbing.)

> hide back in safe, and convince the pervert that the last few minutes was an hallucination. if he concludes to try to be afectionate again, bit of his affectionate appendage.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 13, 2009, 02:12:01 pm

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/21whee.png)

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 13, 2009, 02:24:37 pm

Devour perverts gonads/Devour the whole pervert.
ABSCOND.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Armok on December 13, 2009, 02:47:03 pm

Quote from: Phantom on December 13, 2009, 02:24:37 pm

Devour perverts gonads/Devour the whole pervert.
ABSCOND.

Seconded.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 13, 2009, 02:55:29 pm

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Since you arent all that hungry, you decide to use the bandana and rope in your safe to tie up the pervert and save him for later.
You abscond up some stairs.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 13, 2009, 03:01:59 pm

Abscond to break room.
Devour Sanity.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on December 13, 2009, 04:45:19 pm

Wait!

scream "Oh no Ive ruptured myself!" in the breakroom and then IF anyone comes out to see whats the matter hit them with the safe beforehand.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 15, 2009, 12:05:56 am

>Sepulchritude

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 15, 2009, 12:07:10 am

Quote from: Phantom on December 15, 2009, 12:05:56 am

>Sepulchritude

You fool! This is not the correct time! You could kill yourself in the process!

Also, no art until tomorrow, I'm afraid

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 15, 2009, 12:08:37 am

>SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 17, 2009, 07:01:07 pm

Haha, sorry folks. By "tomorrow," I meant "I'll procrastinate until my conscious bites my ass." Anyways, here you are.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/23rupture.png)
You scream about your damaged body, and hear some mumbling at the other side of the door.
Someone comes out.

CONFIRM ACTION: HUG?

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 17, 2009, 07:02:05 pm

YES

Quote from: Phantom on December 15, 2009, 12:08:37 am

>SEPULCHRITUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

THAT TOO.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 17, 2009, 07:20:58 pm

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Once more, you prepare a huuuuge hug for the man.
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/24blarg.png)

The velocity of your hug is so great, he is propelled into his companion, breaking his neck.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 17, 2009, 07:45:16 pm

Search the stiffs
Devour stiffs

Enlighten (http://lcs.wikidot.com/interrogation) the Perv to join us.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 17, 2009, 07:54:37 pm

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Code: [Select]

CURRENT STATS:
Huggitude: 10
Disguisemaking: 5
Disguiseusing: 6
Health: [------|  ] 7/9
Spiritual Power: [--|] 3/3
Stomach: FULL!!

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 17, 2009, 07:58:55 pm

Abscond.

And take off that stupid hat.
And dispose of the past-perv.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 17, 2009, 08:05:16 pm

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/26NOWAI.png)

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 17, 2009, 08:07:44 pm

Take off that stupid hat or I'll destroy all the other ones in the world. And all the places that make them. And the people who know how to make them. And every record of those kinds of hats.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 17, 2009, 08:28:50 pm

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　　　　 　∧＿∧ 　 ＜　No way.
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　　　/ /＼　　　/￣＼
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Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 17, 2009, 08:37:32 pm

(http://i49.tinypic.com/1zocg88.jpg)

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: cowofdoom78963 on December 17, 2009, 08:52:51 pm

Put on ANOTHER SILLY HAT in spite of Phantom

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 17, 2009, 08:53:25 pm

>GREET NEW PERSON

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(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c335/Ezimodnar/27Rollwithit.png)

Quote from: cowofdoom78963 on December 17, 2009, 08:52:51 pm

Put on ANOTHER SILLY HAT in spite of Phantom

Impossible. Too high a risk of another new person arriving.

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Phantom on December 17, 2009, 10:49:54 pm

Jericho.

(http://i48.tinypic.com/2ymvxfr.jpg)

Title: Re: BLANDVENTURE - Warrior's Spirit
Post by: Tradanbattlan on December 17, 2009, 11:18:33 pm

Weh, it's too much~