Post by: Dwarfaholic on April 14, 2010, 01:22:50 am
It is the year 20XX. The convenient replacement for communism (hereby referred to as "commies") has built a secret base on The Moon. This has alarmed the convenient metaphor for capitalism ("us"), who have sent six operatives to a secret earth-based location. Their mission?
TO DESTROY THE MOON.
Pain will not stop you. Lack of resources will not stop you. Morality will not stop you. All these things will merely make you stronger. You will not rest, and you will not be given rest until The Moon is shattered.
Starting location: A featureless, grassy plane with a dropship approaching. The dropship will contain the starting crew of the six first volunteers. After this new volunteers be accepted as old ones... drop away. Maximum silliness is strictly enforced.
If you want to join this game, the joining game is here. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=60455.0)
Operatives:
Tarran:
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Kagus:
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Flagrarus:
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Inteuniso:
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Ragnarok97071:
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NPCs And Entities:
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In Waiting: (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=60455.0)
Deceased:
Frelock:
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Acanthus117:
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RAM:
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Jetsquirrel:
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Doomshifter:
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Kinseti:
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Vlynndar:
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Dragnar:
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Mikko:
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Paranatural:
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Frelock II:
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Errol:
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RedWarrior0:
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Knight85:
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Poltifar:
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Wolfchild:
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Lonewolf I:
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Jetsquirrel II:
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Wisp wings:
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Xegeth:
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Thief^:
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Acanthus117 II:
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Objectives:
DESTROY THE MOON
Map:
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Locations: [Proper Ordering Not Rewarded]
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List Of Discovered Rules And Sub-Rules:
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Earned Group Achievements:
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Gameswitches:
#1:
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Free Items:
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Non-Player Deaths:
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Bestiary:
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Post by: Frelock on April 14, 2010, 02:22:46 am
Step out of the dropship, wind dramatically billowing around my red cloak, tap my glasses into place, check to make sure my gun is loaded, and make a Dramatic Entrance!
Post by: Enzo on April 14, 2010, 02:38:24 am
I take it we sign up by an action? In that case:
Suggest to any nearby higher-ups that it would probably be easier to just nuke the moon.
Post by: Vlynndar on April 14, 2010, 03:28:38 am
Step out, and brush imaginary dust from shoulder.
Time to destroy the moon.
Post by: Tarran on April 14, 2010, 03:37:16 am
Not going to be stuck in a waiting room this time. ;)
Post by: RAM on April 14, 2010, 03:55:43 am
{will the moon have oxygen/normal gravity?}
Post by: Acanthus117 on April 14, 2010, 04:00:01 am
Post by: Kagus on April 14, 2010, 04:06:19 am
Post by: Doomshifter on April 14, 2010, 04:32:56 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on April 14, 2010, 05:04:14 am
As for the rest of you...
Frelock: Perform Dramatic Entry
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Kinseti: Make Bold Suggestion
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Vlynndar: Perform Different Dramatic Entry
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Tarran: Enter In Awesome Fashion
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RAM: Act Rationally
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Acanthus117: Run Out In Search Of Armaments
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Kagus: Press Button
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Doomshifter: Destroy Moon With Psychic Powers
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Post by: RAM on April 14, 2010, 06:21:08 am
Would that be 'fun'?}
*observes the surrounding people, trying to figure out who is working with the enemy.*
Post by: Acanthus117 on April 14, 2010, 06:25:51 am
Post by: Paranatural on April 14, 2010, 09:26:07 am
I'll cast about wildly, looking for interesting features on an dull and uninteresting plain.
Post by: Frelock on April 14, 2010, 12:36:44 pm
Post by: Tarran on April 14, 2010, 01:06:13 pm
Post by: Enzo on April 14, 2010, 01:14:41 pm
Post by: Vlynndar on April 14, 2010, 02:18:21 pm
Contemplate whether the dropship left you on earth, or the Commies have grown grass on the moon.
Contemplate with Kinseti, while making everybody else ever also believe in my pretend tumbleweed gun. Fire it at the moon, if visible, to demonstrate power.
I like your style, Dwarfaholic ;D
Post by: Dwarfaholic on April 15, 2010, 02:34:21 am
NOTICE: Players in the Waiting Room cannot interact with each other, and if they do not post before the 'real' players have posted their actions do not count. They can be hurt, and they can die.
RAM: Observe Surroundings And Trace Communist Collaborators
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Acanthus:
Locate Lunar Lander
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New Rule Discovered! Rules Will Be Discovered As The Game Progresses
New Rule Discovered! Having 1/6 Physical Health Will Prevent Actions Requiring Physical Endurance
New Rule Discovered! Having 0/6 Mental Health Will Prevent Character Control
New Rule Discovered! Rules May Or May Not Take Effect Upon Discovery
Achievement Unlocked! "Achievements Unlocked!"
Unlocked the Achievement System
Achievement Unlocked! "Would you like to play a game?"
Discovered the rule system
Reward Earned! Round Numbers
Frelock: Convert Mental To Physical Health [2]
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New Rule Discovered! Being reduced to 0 health or less means you die
Achievement Unlocked! "First Blood"
Be the first one to die
Achievement Unlocked! "Cthulhu Fhtagn!"
Summoned something you shouldn't have
Achievement Unlocked! "Ludicrous Gibs"
Get both stats into negative
Reward Earned! Achievement Lists
Tarran: Build Rail Gun
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Kinseti: Discern General Location
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Vlynndar: Convince Other About Verity Of Pretend Weapon
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Paranatural: Go Amok
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Kagus: Mandatory Exit
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Doomshifter: No Action
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I'll update the main post soon enough, don't worry, me pretties. Also, this post has been updated, check your actions, folks.
Post by: RAM on April 15, 2010, 07:26:51 am
Post by: Acanthus117 on April 15, 2010, 07:39:16 am
Attempt to regain mental health.
This only applies if I can actually do anything.
Post by: RAM on April 15, 2010, 07:41:34 am
Post by: Enzo on April 15, 2010, 12:01:56 pm
Post by: Frelock on April 15, 2010, 12:07:58 pm
Also, unless you're intentionally trying to kill people off fast, you might want to re-design the mental damage roll. Say 5-6 restores mental health, 3-4 does nothing, and 2-1 drains it. With the exceedingly low reservoir of only 6, it's just not practical to deplete some of that each turn you fail, especially for inane failures. I mean, seriously, who goes insane because he takes a short fall and realizes he can't do something minor?
Post by: Paranatural on April 15, 2010, 12:44:11 pm
Post by: Tarran on April 15, 2010, 01:28:17 pm
Post by: Vlynndar on April 15, 2010, 02:41:12 pm
Pull out a sniper rifle (out of nowhere) and no-scope the invisible beast!
I have a very real weapon. I will use it as I have been taught.
The monster is invisible when I try to look at it. Therefore I will close my eyes, and assault it with my very real weapon.
EDIT:
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Long And Pointy Metal Stick: Unexamined, In Container: Stomach [3/6]You win, Dwarfaholic.
Wait, is it a good idea to examine my weapon?
Post by: Kagus on April 15, 2010, 07:52:43 pm
It's the middle of your bog-standard grassy field, a dropship has just touched down, and a bunch of military specialists have just hopped out. Some parade out, some hop, some fall flat on their face. Once they've collected themselves, they proceed to shove metal objects into themselves, stare at the sun, craft makeshift firearms out of shrubbery, shout incoherent gibberish and spontaneously combust.
If this were an RTS, I would consider paying in body parts to play it.
Oh, by the way... When appropriate, I Lay Down Some Funkalicious Boogie to supercharge my powers! May the Funk be with you.
Post by: dragnar on April 15, 2010, 09:37:41 pm
Post by: RAM on April 15, 2010, 10:06:32 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on April 16, 2010, 12:09:53 am
Dibs on the waiting list.
Also, unless you're intentionally trying to kill people off fast, you might want to re-design the mental damage roll. Say 5-6 restores mental health, 3-4 does nothing, and 2-1 drains it. With the exceedingly low reservoir of only 6, it's just not practical to deplete some of that each turn you fail, especially for inane failures. I mean, seriously, who goes insane because he takes a short fall and realizes he can't do something minor?
I direct your attention to two things:
Rules Will Be Discovered As The Game Progresses
Rules May Or May Not Take Effect Upon Discovery
I may or may not have forgotten to apply one of the rules meant to counter excessive insanity the last round, but, rest assured, I will not fail next round, which will be in the next post.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on April 16, 2010, 01:16:26 am
((Okay, what's up with the rolls here? Everybody's just failing, and I can't demonstrate one of the rules that's technically been in play since the start.))
RAM: Utilize Sunglasses To Establish Dominance
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Acanthus117: Lunatic Action
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New Rule Discovered! Only The First Action Of A Lunatic Is GM- Determined, Other Will Be Determined By Dice Roll
Sub-Rule Discovered! A 3 In A Lunatic Action Produces No Discernible Result
Kinseti: Lunatic Action
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Sub-Rule Discovered! A 5 In A Lunatic Roll Will Heal Both Physically And Mentally
Tarran: Produce Weapon
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New Rule Discovered! Seriously, only one action per turn, people.
Vlynndar: Attack Invisible Beast
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Achievement Unlocked! "The Edge"
Get both stats to 1
Kagus: Arrive
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New Rule Discovered! Combat Rolls Will Be Determined By Physical Health. A Failed Dodge Will Result In Taking Damage
Achievement Unlocked! "Not Very Friendly"
Kill another operative
Achievement Unlocked! "Instakill"
Kill an enemy in one turn
Achievement Unlocked! "Too Fast, Too Furious"
Kill an enemy on the turn of your arrival
Reward Earned! List Of Discovered Rules And Sub-Rules
Events in The Waiting Room:
Doomshifter: Lunatic Action
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Sub-Rule Discovered! A 4 In A Lunatic Roll Will Heal Mentally
Paranatural: Chillax
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Dragnar: No Action
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Frelock II: No Action
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Main post update incoming, don't worry. Also, yeah, I notice I shouldn't have given Doomshifter a lunatic roll, but tbh, who cares?
Post by: Acanthus117 on April 16, 2010, 02:00:58 am
:o
Post by: Kagus on April 16, 2010, 02:04:40 am
Yay! I died!
:o
Whoopsies. Guess I forgot to brush my teeth before taking off to rock the Commies.
I find it very interesting that we're all turning into full-fledged lunatics when we're supposed to be destroying a moon
Post by: Frelock on April 16, 2010, 02:42:42 am
Talk to Paranatural about his problems, and attempt to sooth his troubled mental state
Post by: Vlynndar on April 16, 2010, 03:01:04 am
Repair the tumbleweed gun. It's soothing.
(Also, it's fun to read the turns either as a narrator of a documentary of nature, or the narrator of POWERTHIRST.)
Post by: RAM on April 16, 2010, 04:22:22 am
Realising that my lack of firepower is driving me insane, I build a giant scoped crossbow.
Post by: Vlynndar on April 16, 2010, 05:31:45 am
Shouldn't there be some sort of achievement for reducing both your health stats to 1 at once?
Ooh yes, I agree :P
Post by: Vlynndar on April 16, 2010, 05:46:43 am
Vlynndar: Attack Invisible Beast
Result: 1
Apparently Closing Your Eyes Does Not Make You See Better. Just The Opposite. You Bang Your Nose on the Surprisingly Durable Tumbleweed Gun.
Physical Damage Roll: 5
Tumbleweed Gun Physical Damage Roll: 2
Physical Health 1/6. Tumbleweed Gun Physical Health 4/6. Ow! That Was Your Favourite Nose! Anger and humiliation accompany you as You Drop To The Ground, In Pain.
Mental Damage Roll: 3
Mental Health 1/6. Maybe You Should Create An RtD Game. Those Are Always Popular.
Okay (http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=54547.0).
Post by: Paranatural on April 16, 2010, 08:23:53 am
I'm sure once we figure out the rules of this place, we'll be a lot better off.
Talk to Paranatural about his problems, and attempt to sooth his troubled mental state
Lie down on the therapists couch and go into detail about my childhood and my mother.
Post by: Tarran on April 16, 2010, 09:21:33 am
Attempt to communicate with the invisible monster.
Let's hope I don't die.
Post by: Doomshifter on April 16, 2010, 10:16:46 am
With psychic powers.
Post by: Errol on April 16, 2010, 12:13:48 pm
Post by: Toaster on April 16, 2010, 12:14:04 pm
In the waiting room, I work out to improve my health.
Post by: Flagrarus on April 16, 2010, 12:57:30 pm
Find myself a gun inside the waiting room
Post by: Jetsquirrel on April 16, 2010, 01:57:06 pm
In the waiting room i meditate to improve my mental ability's
Post by: Enzo on April 16, 2010, 10:08:50 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on April 19, 2010, 04:12:51 am
New Rule Discovered! The GM won't post new turns on the weekends, because he's lazy.
New Rule Discovered! You will have to live with this.
((Suddenly you people roll awesomely. Awesome.
Well, some of you.))
Vlynndar: Repair Damaged Armament
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New Rule Discovered! Successes Will Heal Mentally
RAM: Build Impractical Ancient Device
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Achievement Unlocked! Don't complain about the rules
Die from forces beyond the fourth wall
Tarran: Lunatic Action
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Sub-Rule Discovered! A 6 in a lunatic roll will fully regenerate both physical and mental health.
Doomshifter: Become Insane Over Meme Deprivation
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Kinseti: Observe Surrounds That Were Observed Already
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Kagus: Lunatic Action
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Frelock II: Give Psychotherapy: Paranatural
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Paranatural: Accept Psychoterapy: Frelock II
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Achievement Unlocked! "First Love"
Become the first one to love. Aww.
Achievement Unlocked! "Hot Coffee"
I... I won't go into details here.
Errol: Shove Like Madman
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Flagrarus: Locate Device Of Hurt
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Jetsquirrel: Improve Mental Abilities
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Yeah, yeah, I'll update the main post. Get off my case, buds.
Post by: Acanthus117 on April 19, 2010, 04:15:57 am
Post by: Vlynndar on April 19, 2010, 04:51:40 am
Also, sweet.
Also as well, I'll be on the lookout for telephones ;D
Post by: Acanthus117 on April 19, 2010, 04:55:59 am
Did they just do it?
Post by: Vlynndar on April 19, 2010, 05:41:48 am
Post by: Jetsquirrel on April 19, 2010, 06:39:08 am
Post by: RAM on April 19, 2010, 07:16:36 am
Post by: Doomshifter on April 19, 2010, 08:16:00 am
I begin work on plans to defend the Glorious Mother-Nation of Moon.
Я не умею как поговорить русского!
Post by: Flagrarus on April 19, 2010, 08:58:20 am
Post by: Vlynndar on April 19, 2010, 10:16:01 am
I begin to speak in italics because this is clearly the opposite of what those pig-dog capitalists want me to do, comrade.
I begin work on plans to defend the Glorious Mother-Nation of Moon.
Я не умею как поговорить русского!
...Traitor.
Post by: Tarran on April 19, 2010, 01:02:36 pm
Look for a weapon. All while avoiding Doomshifter.
Post by: Kagus on April 19, 2010, 01:44:48 pm
Post by: Paranatural on April 19, 2010, 02:16:03 pm
Post by: dragnar on April 19, 2010, 02:29:45 pm
Post by: Frelock on April 19, 2010, 06:39:16 pm
I call being the man in this relationship.
Post by: Enzo on April 19, 2010, 09:10:51 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on April 20, 2010, 01:52:05 pm
Achievement Unlocked! "Waah, waah!"
Whine for hours on end for something that takes maybe fifteen minutes to redo.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on April 22, 2010, 05:16:59 am
Folks, you have to tell me if you're joining the waiting list. Because I'm like that. Also, this isn't happening on the moon. My first post says it's "A secret earth-based location", which kinda heavily implies, y'know, earth. Oh you. You so silly.
Vlynndar: Check Goggles
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Doomshifter: Plan Moon Defence
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Tarran: Seek Armament:
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Kagus: Lunatic Action
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Paranatural: Arrive
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Sub-Rule Discovered! Seperating Lovers Will Cause Mental Damage To Both
Sub-Rule Discovered! Having A Lover Will Allow A Mental Heal Roll During All Cases Of Mental Damage
Kinseti: Reason With Hidden Evil
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Achievement Unlocked! "No, John. You are the demons."
And then you were a demon.
Events in The Waiting Room:
Frelock II:
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Dragnar: Re-Enter Waiting Room
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Errol: No Action
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Flagrarus: Study Mythology
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Jetsquirrel: Act Insane
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. Phase Three: IMMENSE PROFIT.Achievement Unlocked! "Ain't got no time to wait"
Achieve death before being released unto the unsuspecting world.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on April 22, 2010, 05:30:24 am
Post by: Acanthus117 on April 22, 2010, 05:39:28 am
Also, they did do it! Hah! I'm right!
(look at the achievements on the first page)
Post by: Mikko on April 22, 2010, 06:07:54 am
I'm going to take a nap in the waiting room.
Post by: Jetsquirrel on April 22, 2010, 06:16:30 am
Post by: RAM on April 22, 2010, 06:48:15 am
Round 5:So you need to find a lover that you will never be separated from, now who do you spend every single moment of your life with...
Sub-Rule Discovered! Seperating Lovers Will Cause Mental Damage To Both
Sub-Rule Discovered! Having A Lover Will Allow A Mental Heal Roll During All Cases Of Mental Damage
Haunt Kinseti
Post by: dragnar on April 22, 2010, 07:19:16 am
Post by: Doomshifter on April 22, 2010, 07:56:24 am
oh wait i can't talk to people derp SHOUT ANGRILY AT THEM INSTEAD DERP
Post by: Paranatural on April 22, 2010, 08:43:07 am
Post by: Vlynndar on April 22, 2010, 09:01:42 am
Must not get distracted by theatricals this time!
Post by: Frelock on April 22, 2010, 12:07:21 pm
Push-up war with Flagrarus
Post by: Flagrarus on April 22, 2010, 12:58:27 pm
Post by: Tarran on April 22, 2010, 01:01:14 pm
Edit: Read post bellow.
Post by: Errol on April 23, 2010, 06:47:23 am
Post by: Flagrarus on April 24, 2010, 06:03:56 pm
Read aloud from the Cthulhu mythos.
We'll all go insane! :o
Post by: Errol on April 25, 2010, 02:18:01 am
Post by: Tarran on April 25, 2010, 02:21:16 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on April 25, 2010, 02:49:11 am
Post by: Errol on April 25, 2010, 04:04:25 am
If you screw this up for us Errol, you are going to die.
Provided you don't trip over a rock first or something.
Besides, it's fun (in the DF way ofc)
Post by: Flagrarus on April 25, 2010, 05:01:42 am
Errol, you're the first person I'm shooting in my killing spree! >:(
Post by: inteuniso on April 25, 2010, 08:18:01 pm
Sing the lobby song.
Post by: Tarran on April 25, 2010, 08:41:44 pm
Stab Errol with syringe!
Post by: Doomshifter on April 26, 2010, 04:43:40 am
Stop having a boring tuna. Stop having a boring life.
Post by: Jetsquirrel on April 26, 2010, 08:43:57 am
Read aloud from the Cthulhu mythos.
We'll all go insane! :o
Something that is insane(me) cannot go insane again.
Post by: Enzo on April 26, 2010, 11:06:12 am
Post by: Knight85 on April 26, 2010, 02:48:47 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on April 26, 2010, 03:42:19 pm
Toss a firebomb into the waiting room in an attempt to kill everyone there so I can go to the front of the line ;)
You know we'll just kill you again, right?
Post by: Tarran on April 26, 2010, 06:59:42 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on April 27, 2010, 11:22:52 am
New Rule Discovered! The GM will not post new turns if he has a headache.
Also, I won't accept your actions until you explicitly state you're in the waiting room. This counts for you too, RAM.
Paranatural: Establish Tele-Connection: Frelock II
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Vlynndar: Aggress The Moon
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Tarran: Aggres Errol
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Doomshifter: Adopt Different Voice Volume
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Kinseti: Move The Moon To The Sun
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Kagus: Lunatic Action
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Frelock II: Make Push-Ups
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Dragnar: Acquire Weapon: Jetsquirrel II
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Errol: Read Cthulhu-Themed Literature
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Flagrarus: Make Push-Ups
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New Ruled Discovered! When doing actions with tools a tool action roll is taken
Mikko: Perform Nap
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Jetsquirrel II: Act Insane
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Pre-Waiting Room
7. RedWarrior0
8. Inteuniso
9. Knight85
Post by: RAM on April 27, 2010, 11:44:56 am
New Rules Discovered! Autofails don't kill you
Post by: Jetsquirrel on April 27, 2010, 11:45:31 am
Post by: Kagus on April 27, 2010, 12:04:08 pm
It might come in handy.
Post by: Errol on April 27, 2010, 12:09:15 pm
Post by: dragnar on April 27, 2010, 12:32:51 pm
Post by: Knight85 on April 27, 2010, 01:23:58 pm
Post by: Frelock on April 27, 2010, 01:55:18 pm
Post by: Tarran on April 27, 2010, 02:09:47 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on April 27, 2010, 03:41:34 pm
Post by: Paranatural on April 27, 2010, 05:55:38 pm
Post by: Enzo on April 27, 2010, 07:57:30 pm
Post by: VincValentine on April 27, 2010, 08:23:28 pm
Huh, writing in bold caps IS fun.
Post by: inteuniso on April 27, 2010, 09:01:11 pm
Post by: Doomshifter on April 27, 2010, 11:01:58 pm
Post by: Vlynndar on April 28, 2010, 02:29:43 am
Post by: Tarran on April 28, 2010, 02:31:42 am
Take a reinvigorating nap in the grass. That ought to;Dhelp.ruin my day.
Post by: Vlynndar on April 28, 2010, 02:33:03 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on April 28, 2010, 05:28:40 am
Kagus: Train Self: Disco Dancing
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Tarran: Become Possessed: RAM
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Paranatural: Plan: Moon Destruction
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New Rule Discovered! Plan Rolls Are Hidden
New Rule Given Because You Wouldn't Discover It Anyways! Plans Allow Multiple Actions Per Turn
Kinseti: Regenerate Mental Health
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Doomshifter: Convert Operatives
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New Rule Discovered! Mental Attacks are possible, and can produce different results
Sub-Rule Discovered! Mental Attack and Defence is based on maximum mental health
Vlynndar: Perform Nap
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New Rule Discovered! Rest Rolls are possible
Sub-Rule Discovered! A 4 in a rest roll will give +1 to both healths.
Events in The Waiting Room:
Frelock II: Establish Tele-Connection: Paranatural
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Dragnar: No Action
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Errol: Perform Dance
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New Rule Discovered! Entertainment Moves Soothe People In The Same Area
Flagrarus: Lunatic Action
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Mikko: No Action
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Jetsquirrel II: Act Insane
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Pre-Waiting List:
7. RedWarrior0
8. Inteuniso
9. Knight85
10. VincValentine
Post by: Doomshifter on April 28, 2010, 05:36:59 am
Post by: dragnar on April 28, 2010, 06:39:03 am
Post by: Paranatural on April 28, 2010, 08:32:04 am
Post by: RAM on April 28, 2010, 08:38:52 am
RAM
Post by: Jetsquirrel on April 28, 2010, 08:51:15 am
Post by: Poltifar on April 28, 2010, 09:45:51 am
Post by: Errol on April 28, 2010, 10:50:00 am
Post by: Mikko on April 28, 2010, 10:55:01 am
Post by: Frelock on April 28, 2010, 11:16:07 am
Post by: Flagrarus on April 28, 2010, 11:56:12 am
...Surely it won't make me go insane AGAIN, right?
EDIT: I would prefer if you could do the actions I posted later on :p
Post by: Tarran on April 28, 2010, 01:42:20 pm
Post by: Kagus on April 28, 2010, 01:43:00 pm
Alriiight... Wasn't expecting to roll a 6 on that baby. Quite glad I did.
Post by: RedWarrior0 on April 28, 2010, 03:55:18 pm
Post by: Enzo on April 28, 2010, 08:45:55 pm
Post by: RAM on April 28, 2010, 10:33:25 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on April 29, 2010, 04:47:39 am
Waaaiit... Vlynndar, you are too slow. I can't make the turn yet.
Post by: PopeRichardCorey on April 29, 2010, 01:13:29 pm
Post by: inteuniso on April 29, 2010, 04:28:08 pm
Post by: Vlynndar on April 30, 2010, 02:13:45 am
Post by: Flagrarus on April 30, 2010, 05:28:35 pm
I look forward to finding myself horribly killed when I return:
Turn 1:Enchant my gun, which gives it the ability to talk, an extremely happy, naive, idealistic personality to go along with this personality, and which gives all bullets fired with it a random elemental...thingie (e.g. fire, ice, explosions, acid, healing, insanity, sandwich, zebra, blue )
Turn 2: If this doesn't work on my first turn, try it again, only make the gun emo this time
If the enchanting did work, use my gun to force everybody else who is near me to repair the gun
If my gun is already destroyed, learn how to be a magician
Turn 3 ( doubt we'll make it this far, though )
If gun is still enchanted, have a deep philosophical with it
If my gun is broken, give an awesome magic show to everyone in the waiting room
Post by: Jetsquirrel on May 01, 2010, 04:03:39 pm
Post by: Cheddarius on May 01, 2010, 08:59:42 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on May 02, 2010, 02:37:37 pm
I am also on vacation. I would also technically maybe have the time to try an update, but the place I am staying at has a weird azerty keyboard and I have no clue how to make, for example, apostrophes or stuff like that. I fear this keyboard. Why is the period key so far away from the other keys? It makes no sense!
Post by: inteuniso on May 02, 2010, 04:10:53 pm
The QWERTY keyboard is the least efficient method of typing, as all the most used keys are put the farthest away from each other.
Post by: Frelock on May 02, 2010, 04:37:41 pm
In any case, take your time and do what's comfortable to you. I'm not going to be a fellow who shouts "I DEMAND YOU SLAVE AWAY TO MAKE FREE ENTERTAINMENT FOR MY PLEASURE!!!" You're the boss.
Post by: Tarran on May 02, 2010, 04:39:07 pm
Nah, just kidding, just please don't take too long.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on May 03, 2010, 01:02:25 pm
Post by: ragnarok97071 on May 07, 2010, 10:32:11 pm
Thank you in advance.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on May 10, 2010, 03:42:50 pm
Doomshifter: Plan Disruption, Aural: Paranatural
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Paranatural: Execute Stored Plan
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Tarran: Mental Healing Through Kinetic Energy Distribution: Doomshifter
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New Rule Discovered! An epic success attack roll coupled with an epic fail dodge roll will deal double damage
Achievement Unlocked! "Stop helping!"
Overkill a teammate in what was intended to be a helpful action.
Achievement Unlocked! "The Cleansing"
Kill a traitor. Those traitorous traitoring traitors!
Achievement Unlocked! "Get Ahead"
Obvious pun is obvious
Reward Earned! Topic Slot 1
Reward Earned! Topic Text Slot 1!
Kagus: Enhance Powers: Disco-Fu
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Kinseti: Lunatic Action
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Vlynndar: Construct Armament: Tumbleweed Artillery
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Frelock II: Regenerate Mental Health
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Dragnar: Summon Entity: Disco Ball
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Errol: Modify Appearance: Giant Multicolored Afro
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Flagrarus: Perform Enchantment: Gun
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Mikko: Perform Nap
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Jetsquirrel II: Regenerate Mental Damage
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Pre-Waiting List:
7. RedWarrior0
8. Inteuniso
9. Knight85
10. Poltifar
11. PopeRichardCorey
12. Ragnarok97071
Post by: Tarran on May 10, 2010, 03:46:18 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm sorry Doomshifter, but the dice are being asses this turn. ;D
I look for a building of some sort.
Post by: Paranatural on May 10, 2010, 04:06:26 pm
Post by: Doomshifter on May 10, 2010, 04:54:02 pm
Be dead, lose game.
Post by: inteuniso on May 10, 2010, 05:04:02 pm
Post by: Kagus on May 10, 2010, 06:43:52 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on May 11, 2010, 12:23:40 am
Post by: RAM on May 11, 2010, 12:51:55 am
Post by: Acanthus117 on May 11, 2010, 12:52:56 am
Post by: Doomshifter on May 11, 2010, 01:14:49 am
Post by: Lonewolf I on May 11, 2010, 03:25:29 am
Post by: RAM on May 11, 2010, 04:11:22 am
Post by: Frelock on May 11, 2010, 02:10:27 pm
If nothing happens, try the telepathic link with Paranatural
Post by: Mikko on May 11, 2010, 02:22:06 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on May 11, 2010, 02:39:59 pm
What good is a gun if I have nothing to shoot? :(
Post by: RedWarrior0 on May 11, 2010, 02:53:45 pm
Post by: inteuniso on May 11, 2010, 10:05:04 pm
Walk into the waiting room and strike a menacing pose.Oh god, it begins again...
Post by: Jetsquirrel on May 12, 2010, 05:36:54 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on May 12, 2010, 03:09:41 pm
Post by: Errol on May 13, 2010, 04:18:24 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on May 17, 2010, 04:01:54 am
Tarran: Seek Building: Landing Area
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Paranatural: Man Device: Tumbleweed Howitzer
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Kagus: Inspire Allies: Entertaining Dance
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Frelock II: Reactive Heal: Mental
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Vlynndar: No Action
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Dragnar: No Action
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Errol: Make Declaration: Prophetic Afro -> Planetoid
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Flagrarus: Train Self: Magic
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Mikko: Mental Attack: Self
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Jetsquirrel II: Annoy Target: Random
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RedWarrior0: Perform Dramatic Entry
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Pre-Waiting List:
7. Inteuniso
8. Knight85
9. Poltifar
10. PopeRichardCorey
11. Ragnarok97071
12. Acanthus II
13. Lonewolf
Post by: dragnar on May 17, 2010, 05:15:06 am
Post by: Jetsquirrel on May 17, 2010, 08:08:05 am
Post by: Paranatural on May 17, 2010, 10:55:45 am
Post by: Flagrarus on May 17, 2010, 11:02:20 am
Post by: Kagus on May 17, 2010, 12:33:05 pm
But I won't let that stop me from performing a Devilish Disco Dance of Dave in order to imbue my personal funk with powers stolen from the Red Horny Dude himself.
Much as I'd like to define what exactly this does (or would do, should it work properly), I must admit that I quite like seeing the stuff you come up with to fill the gaps.
Post by: Tarran on May 17, 2010, 01:38:43 pm
I will either die horribly, or become a god myself.
Post by: RedWarrior0 on May 17, 2010, 01:54:41 pm
Become a pokemon master.I am your Pokemon!
Post by: Flagrarus on May 17, 2010, 02:27:59 pm
Become a pokemon master.I am your Pokemon!
You'll turn into a magikarp, and I'm going to laugh at you. A lot.
Post by: dragnar on May 17, 2010, 02:41:43 pm
Post by: Frelock on May 17, 2010, 03:04:56 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on May 18, 2010, 05:07:39 am
In this case, Tarran was rewarded a Topic Text Slot some time ago in one of my Notorious Ninja Edits. Use it Wisely.
1. Round Number
2. Number Of Dead Operatives
3. Current Objective
4. Important Event That Happened Last Round
5. Own Approved Sentence, Short
6. Own Position In Queue
7. Own Kill/Deathcount And/Or K/D Ratio
8. Own Approved Other
Turn coming up soonish.
Post by: Mikko on May 18, 2010, 03:11:36 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on May 19, 2010, 04:16:34 am
Of course, if the other folks vote that we continue the turn regardless of your idleness, I'll do that. Because I'm cool 'n' stuff.
Post by: RedWarrior0 on May 19, 2010, 06:03:43 am
Post by: RAM on May 19, 2010, 07:49:45 am
Post by: Lonewolf I on May 20, 2010, 12:02:30 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on May 20, 2010, 04:00:23 am
Post by: Errol on May 20, 2010, 10:11:00 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on May 24, 2010, 03:31:02 am
Paranatural: Heal Self Through Love
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Kagus: Acquire Unholy Powers: Disco Martial Arts
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Tarran: Interact: Divinity
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Frelock: Prevent Communism: Vlynndar
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Kinseti: Post In Thread
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Achievement Unlocked! "The only winning move is to play"
Idle your days away
Vlynndar: Post In Thread
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Achievement Unlocked! "Ze Goggles"
They do nothing!
Achievement Unlocked! "Too slow, too furious"
Achieve the requirements for an achievement right after a compatriot gets the achievement
Events in The Waiting Room:
Dragnar: Develop Art: Pokémon Mastery
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Errol: Soothe Self Through Entertainment
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Flagrarus: Challenge Deities: Local Manifold
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Mikko: Mental Attack: RedWarrior0
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Jetsquirrel II: Fail To Learn Your Lesson
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RedWarrior0: Lunatic Action
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Pre-Waiting List:
7. Inteuniso
8. Knight85
9. Poltifar
10. PopeRichardCorey
11. Ragnarok97071
12. Acanthus II
13. Lonewolf
Group Achievement Unlocked! "Quintuplets"
Reach 5 team deaths
Post by: dragnar on May 24, 2010, 07:54:33 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on May 24, 2010, 08:21:21 am
Post by: Paranatural on May 24, 2010, 11:37:35 am
Post by: Frelock on May 24, 2010, 12:19:10 pm
Also, I'm going out of town tomorrow. I'll have internet here and there, but don't wait up for me.
Post by: Kagus on May 24, 2010, 12:20:24 pm
Post by: inteuniso on May 24, 2010, 08:01:29 pm
Post by: Tarran on May 24, 2010, 08:16:12 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on May 25, 2010, 07:11:49 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on May 25, 2010, 07:48:00 am
Post by: Jetsquirrel on May 25, 2010, 12:59:25 pm
Post by: Errol on May 25, 2010, 02:13:35 pm
Post by: Mikko on May 26, 2010, 07:18:34 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on May 29, 2010, 11:09:47 am
Dragnar: Arrive
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Achievement Unlocked! "Oh, man."
Make the GM feel pity.
Paranatural: Attack Moon: Tumbleweed Howitzer
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Frelock: Comfort Lover: Paranatural
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Kagus: Enhance Accessory: Multicolor Afro Of Prophecy
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Tarran: Create Mutagen
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Errol: Arrive
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Flagrarus: Lunatic Action
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Mikko: Mental Attack:
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Jetsquirrel II: Become Class: Poet
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RedWarrior0: Lunatic Action
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Inteuniso: Perform Triumphant Entry
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Knight85: Perform Regular Entry
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Pre-Waiting List:
7. Poltifar
8. PopeRichardCorey
9. Ragnarok97071
10. Acanthus II
11. Lonewolf
Post by: Jetsquirrel on May 29, 2010, 11:12:28 am
Post by: Poltifar on May 29, 2010, 12:16:22 pm
Post by: Kagus on May 29, 2010, 12:59:39 pm
Post by: dragnar on May 29, 2010, 01:07:34 pm
Post by: Tarran on May 29, 2010, 01:13:43 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on May 29, 2010, 01:15:01 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on May 29, 2010, 05:24:21 pm
Use pity/death to become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!!!
I can't let that happen! :o
Trap dragnar's spirit inside my gun.
Post by: Paranatural on May 30, 2010, 09:55:43 am
Post by: dragnar on May 30, 2010, 01:12:20 pm
Now if we both succeed I shall become a gun that is more powerful than you could possibly imagine!Use pity/death to become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!!!
I can't let that happen! :o
Trap dragnar's spirit inside my gun.
Post by: Lonewolf I on May 30, 2010, 03:20:07 pm
*dramatic pause*
DESTROY THE MOON!?!
Post by: Flagrarus on May 30, 2010, 07:17:29 pm
A gun that could...
*dramatic pause*
DESTROY THE MOON!?!
That is the plan, Lonewolf. That...is the plan. 8)
Either that, or my gun just explodes or something. It's only got 1/6 health left as it is...
Post by: Frelock on May 30, 2010, 09:32:22 pm
However, Absorb power from the substance in the bag
Post by: inteuniso on May 30, 2010, 10:45:33 pm
However, Absorb power from the substance in the bag
You mean, like, sniffing it?
Post by: Lonewolf I on May 30, 2010, 10:57:16 pm
Post by: Tarran on May 30, 2010, 11:04:28 pm
Also: Bag is mine, get your own.
Post by: wolfchild on June 02, 2010, 06:49:54 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 03, 2010, 03:55:01 am
Funnily enough all people in the waiting room are doing either a lunatic action [3], no action [2] or their entry [1].
Kagus: Facilitate Actions Of Proximate Colleagues: Entertainment
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Tarran: Spatter Frelock: Mysterious Substance
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Flagrarus: Arrive
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Paranatural: Move North [1]
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New Rule Discovered! Gameswitches Exist
Frelock: Accept Spattering: Mysterious Substance
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Errol: No Action
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Mikko, Jetsquirrel II, RedWarrior0, Inteuniso, Knight85: Attend Strange Event
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New Rule Discovered! A 1 In A Lunatic Action Will Harm Both Physically And Mentally
Poltifar: Perform Nerdy Entry
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Pre-Waiting List:
8. PopeRichardCorey
9. Ragnarok97071
10. Acanthus II
11. Lonewolf
12. Wolfchild
Post by: Errol on June 03, 2010, 08:52:50 am
Post by: Thief^ on June 03, 2010, 09:03:09 am
Post by: Poltifar on June 03, 2010, 09:52:29 am
Post by: Paranatural on June 03, 2010, 10:07:04 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 03, 2010, 10:54:25 am
Post by: inteuniso on June 03, 2010, 11:03:27 am
Post by: Kagus on June 03, 2010, 11:24:45 am
Right then. Ahh... I think I should probably rest up a bit after so many turns of groovy dancemastery, wouldn't want to wear it out.
Realize I need to do something. Pick my nose.Assist Errol in picking his nose.
Post by: Flagrarus on June 03, 2010, 01:47:11 pm
All riiiight! Excellent timing on that funktastic assist roll... Managed to save quite a few people from horrifying failure! I like the way this is turnin' out.
Yeah, thanks for that. I still went insane though. Again. >:(
I wonder what my lunatic action will be this time. Could it involve me pointing a gun at my own head? :P
Post by: Tarran on June 03, 2010, 02:51:54 pm
Please don't get a 1 please don't get a 1 please don't get a 1.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 04, 2010, 01:03:21 am
Frelock: Explained Abscence
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Errol: Probe Nasal Cavity
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Paranatural: Examine Gameswitch #1
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Kagus: Faciliate Probing: Errol's Nasal Cavity
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New Rule Discovered! Help Rolls Require A Success And Then A Help Roll That Is Divided By 2.
Flagrarus: Lunatic Action
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New Rule Discovered! A 2 in a Lunatic Action will harm mentally
Tarran: Apply Mysterious Substance: Self
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Mikko: Lunatic Action
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Jetsquirrel II: Lunatic Action
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RedWarrior0: Plan: Aggress Reality
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Inteuniso: Lunatic Action
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Knight85: No Action
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Poltifar: Educate Self: Satellite Sundering
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Post by: Frelock on June 04, 2010, 01:19:01 am
Talk to Flagrarus about his problems. Help him work through them. Charge $35 an hour with weekly sessions...
Post by: Tarran on June 04, 2010, 06:00:26 am
I EAT THE SUBSTANCES!
This had better work or I will...
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 04, 2010, 06:14:05 am
Post by: Poltifar on June 04, 2010, 06:41:03 am
Post by: dragnar on June 04, 2010, 07:45:29 am
Post by: Paranatural on June 04, 2010, 08:53:31 am
Post by: inteuniso on June 04, 2010, 11:06:35 am
Post by: Flagrarus on June 04, 2010, 11:08:28 am
I change the <New Players Are Dropped Off At Earth Base> setting.
It can't be that easy :P The first five will probably just drop them off in a volcano or in outer space or something :D
So I guess I'm glad I managed to join before you found that thing...
Post by: Paranatural on June 04, 2010, 11:32:57 am
I change the <New Players Are Dropped Off At Earth Base> setting.
It can't be that easy :P The first five will probably just drop them off in a volcano or in outer space or something :D
So I guess I'm glad I managed to join before you found that thing...
Should be fun :)
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 04, 2010, 11:36:25 am
I change the <New Players Are Dropped Off At Earth Base> setting.
In Which Direction do you change the setting?
Post by: Paranatural on June 04, 2010, 12:36:42 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 04, 2010, 01:37:55 pm
Post by: Tarran on June 04, 2010, 01:39:39 pm
Wonderful choice.FFFFFFFFFF-
Post by: Jetsquirrel on June 04, 2010, 05:00:40 pm
Post by: Kagus on June 04, 2010, 05:47:23 pm
Left?As in... Leftist? Goddamn Commie bastard...
Uh, I don't really know what to do now. Guess I'll just collect drop pod fragments. You never know when something like that might come in handy.
Post by: Sysice on June 04, 2010, 08:11:17 pm
Pre-waiting list? Whatever.
Post by: inteuniso on June 05, 2010, 09:59:05 am
Divide by Zero.
No, if you divide by zero, you shall rip the universe in half, creating a rift for demons to get through and the end of civilization as we know it... destroying the communists in the process. Good thinking, my brother.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 05, 2010, 11:07:25 am
Turn Complete.
New Option Unlocked! Gameswitch 1: Realism
Also updated the post interface a bit.
Hey, it's vacation time! Rejoice!
Frelock II: Mental Heal: Flagrarus
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Tarran: Consume Substance: Mysterious Substance
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Paranatural: Change Option
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Flagrarus: Lunatic Action
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Kagus: Collect Material: Drop Pod Fragments
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Errol: No Action
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Mikko: No Action
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Jetsquirrel II: Lunatic Action
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Achievement Unlocked! "Slightly Unstable"
Reach a small degree of mental insanity.
Reward Unlocked! Coloured Map
RedWarrior0: Perform Declaration: "Possessed Plan =/= Evil"
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Inteuniso: Lunatic Action
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Knight85: No Action
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Poltifar: Divide By Zero
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Pre-Waiting List:
8. PopeRichardCorey
9. Ragnarok97071
10. Acanthus II
11. Lonewolf
12. Wolfchild
13. Thief^
14. Sysice
Post by: Poltifar on June 05, 2010, 01:35:35 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 05, 2010, 01:36:59 pm
Post by: Kagus on June 05, 2010, 01:46:26 pm
Post by: Tarran on June 05, 2010, 01:47:45 pm
Post by: inteuniso on June 05, 2010, 02:39:06 pm
Post by: Jetsquirrel on June 05, 2010, 02:40:38 pm
Post by: Paranatural on June 05, 2010, 02:41:02 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 06, 2010, 01:27:34 am
Post by: Errol on June 06, 2010, 10:08:38 am
Post by: maxicaxi on June 07, 2010, 09:23:27 am
Tarran: Consume Substance: Mysterious SubstanceSpoiler (click to show/hide)
in sweden there is no such thing there is only Lactose Intolerant
Post by: dragnar on June 07, 2010, 10:23:08 am
in sweden there is no such thing there is only Lactose IntolerantTechnically lactose tolerance is a mutation. A very recent one. Before roughly 10,000 years ago nobody could process milk as an adult.
Post by: Frelock on June 07, 2010, 11:46:07 am
A mutation for which I am very glad, as I love butter, cheese, and whipped cream.in sweden there is no such thing there is only Lactose IntolerantTechnically lactose tolerance is a mutation. A very recent one. Before roughly 10,000 years ago nobody could process milk as an adult.
Work on that mental bond with Paranatural again
Post by: maxicaxi on June 07, 2010, 11:50:06 am
Post by: dragnar on June 07, 2010, 11:58:47 am
Post by: Kagus on June 07, 2010, 12:53:27 pm
i know but in Sweden it is so common its regarded as a sickness not to have it
And your neighbors have the opposite view.
I actually ended up changing. I started out being lactose intolerant, then a few years ago we "checked" again and I appear to have developed a tolerance for cow's milk. I still tend to avoid it though. Partially out of habit, and partially because I learned a bit about how cow's milk really isn't that good for you...
I still adore cheese though. Goat and sheep cheese. Y'know, the experts?
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 08, 2010, 12:03:43 pm
Turn Complete.
The rolls for the actives this round... Wat.
Kagus: Contruct Amplicator: Disco
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New Rule Discovered! Amplicators Exist
New Rule Discovered! Suppressors Exist
Tarran: Seek Item: Polymorph Enablement
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Paranatural: Change Option
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Errol: Physical Heal: Self
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Frelock II: Develop Mental Bond: Paranatural
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Flagrarus: Lunatic Action
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Mikko: Lunatic Action
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Jetsquirrel II: Lunatic Action
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Achievement Unlocked! "The Bounce"
Yeah, that's gotta be worth something.
RedWarrior0: Perform Declaration: "Reality == Evil"
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Achievement Unlocked! "Uphill battle"
Fail to defeat an obviously superior foe, even when it doesn't even bother fighting you.
Inteuniso: Modify Device: Calculator
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Knight85: Lunatic Action
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Poltifar: Utilize Meta-Item: Jetsquirrel's Insanity
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Pre-Waiting List:
8. PopeRichardCorey
9. Ragnarok97071
10. Acanthus II
11. Lonewolf
12. Wolfchild
13. Thief^
14. Sysice
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 08, 2010, 02:37:39 pm
Post by: Tarran on June 08, 2010, 02:40:25 pm
Post by: Paranatural on June 08, 2010, 03:01:54 pm
Time to go do something else other than hiding in a bush playing with my 'gameswitch'
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 08, 2010, 04:24:15 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on June 08, 2010, 04:50:30 pm
Manipulate Changing Options Takes A Turn>
Time to go do something else other than hiding in a bush playing with my 'gameswitch'
So now it will take two turns? :D Or maybe I'm just imagining dwarfaholic to be far meaner than he actually is...
Still, this is my fourth (?) time trying to commit suicide?
Post by: Frelock on June 08, 2010, 05:43:14 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on June 08, 2010, 05:55:02 pm
Assimilate Flagrarus into the collective.
Not sure Paranatural is alright with that, but thanks...I guess :-\
Thanks for wasting all your turns on me :D
Post by: dragnar on June 08, 2010, 05:57:15 pm
Post by: Poltifar on June 09, 2010, 07:46:22 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 09, 2010, 01:43:52 pm
Turn Complete.
Tarran: Find Item: Wand Of Wishing
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Paranatural: Change Option
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Flagrarus: Lunatic Action
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Frelock II: Develop Mental Bond: Flagrarus
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Kagus: Lunatic Action
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Errol: No Action
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Mikko, Jetsquirrel II: No Action
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RedWarrior0, Inteuniso, Knight85, Poltifar: Lunatic Action
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Pre-Waiting List:
8. PopeRichardCorey
9. Ragnarok97071
10. Acanthus II
11. Lonewolf
12. Wolfchild
13. Thief^
14. Sysice
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 09, 2010, 01:51:26 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on June 09, 2010, 04:33:36 pm
Four of six waiting room members are performing Lunatic Action. Again.
And me. Again :D
Post by: Acanthus117 on June 09, 2010, 11:42:22 pm
Post by: dragnar on June 10, 2010, 12:10:23 am
Seriously, AWESOME.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 10, 2010, 06:26:22 am
Dragnar, just rejoin as Dragnar II. I promise I won't hurt you!
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...
...
Yeah, okay, acting roll fail there.
Post by: Errol on June 10, 2010, 07:19:05 am
Post by: Poltifar on June 10, 2010, 07:35:14 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 10, 2010, 09:34:45 am
Post by: inteuniso on June 10, 2010, 10:18:47 am
Post by: Thief^ on June 10, 2010, 11:05:58 am
Post by: Paranatural on June 10, 2010, 11:06:31 am
Post by: Frelock on June 10, 2010, 12:34:39 pm
Post by: Kagus on June 10, 2010, 12:39:03 pm
Post by: maxicaxi on June 10, 2010, 12:43:19 pm
Through the power of song, help cynicism device come to terms with its childhood issues.
lol
Post by: Tarran on June 10, 2010, 01:50:10 pm
Post by: Mikko on June 12, 2010, 02:18:47 am
Post by: Jetsquirrel on June 12, 2010, 05:04:00 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 12, 2010, 10:51:25 am
((Y'know, I really wouldn't want to advise you people, but, uh, why aren't you looting those dead people? Or, in that vein, why aren't you consulting the Prophetic Afro for advice? You people are so strange sometimes.))
Turn Complete.
Errol: Lunatic Action
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Paranatural: Exit Cover
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Frelock II: Move North [1]
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Kagus: Convert Cynicism Radiator: Disco
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Tarran: Utilize Item: Ring Of Polymorph/Polymorph Control
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Flagrarus: Lunatic Action
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Events in The Meeting Room:
Mikko: Perform Dance
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Jetsquirrel II: Increase Maximum Mental Health: Self
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RedWarrior0: Lunatic Action
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Inteuniso: Medical Action: RedWarrior0
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Knight85: Lunatic Action
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Poltifar: Achieve Immunity: Mental Damage: Self
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New Rule Discovered! Special Abilities Exist.
Pre-Waiting List:
8. PopeRichardCorey
9. Ragnarok97071
10. Acanthus II
11. Lonewolf
12. Wolfchild
13. Thief^
14. Sysice
Post by: Jetsquirrel on June 12, 2010, 03:33:51 pm
Post by: Tarran on June 12, 2010, 05:20:52 pm
Post by: Kagus on June 12, 2010, 06:27:41 pm
Post by: Lonewolf I on June 12, 2010, 07:28:52 pm
Just annoying.
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 12, 2010, 08:15:37 pm
Post by: Lonewolf I on June 12, 2010, 08:52:41 pm
Quote from: Dwarfaholic
A 6 In A Lunatic Roll Will Fully Regenerate Both Physical And Mental Health.
Whatever the flavor, you're in good shape. I'd be worried about what Inteuniso's going to do to you with a 2...
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 12, 2010, 09:53:05 pm
Post by: Mikko on June 13, 2010, 01:04:41 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 13, 2010, 01:29:52 am
Post by: Frelock on June 13, 2010, 01:43:04 am
Go into a berserk rage, charge to the paranatural's location, and defeat the scorpions with my bare hands.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 13, 2010, 01:56:38 am
There are scorpions! I can't leave my lover hanging like this. To the rescue!
Go into a berserk rage and defeat the scorpions with my bare hands.
I know I shouldn't Be This Kind, but...
There Are No Scorpions At Your Present Location.
Post by: Acanthus117 on June 13, 2010, 02:02:31 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 13, 2010, 02:39:00 am
Post by: Poltifar on June 13, 2010, 03:02:37 am
Post by: Errol on June 13, 2010, 03:51:18 am
Post by: Flagrarus on June 13, 2010, 07:08:34 am
Next chance I get, I'm getting rid of this gun. If anybody wants it, just ask for it. May they have better luck with it than I did.
Ten bucks says I get attacked by monster sharks or something the turn after I get rid of it :P
Besides, it's only got 1 health left anyways, it's not like I expect it to last much longer.
Post by: Paranatural on June 13, 2010, 08:48:25 am
Post by: RAM on June 13, 2010, 09:55:39 am
Post by: Frelock on June 13, 2010, 12:54:45 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 17, 2010, 07:09:51 am
Turn Complete.
Tarran: Complain: Cynicism Radiator
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New Rule Discovered! Armor Actually Does Stuff
Kagus: Consult Ally: Prophetic Afro
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((I'm Working On A Few Ideas To Make Lunacy More Entertaining. Go Ahead, Relevant People. Answer The Questions.))
Frelock II: Become Vexatious
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Errol: Lunatic Action
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Flagrarus: Perform Noble Decision That Is Prevented By Lunatic Action
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Paranatural: Change Option, Exit Cover
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Mikko: Perform Meditation
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Jetsquirrel II: Develop Ability: Psychic Control
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RedWarrior0: Mental Attack: Waiting Room
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Inteuniso: Lunatic Action
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Knight85: Lunatic Action
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Poltifar: Heal Mental Health: Multiple
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Pre-Waiting List:
8. PopeRichardCorey
9. Ragnarok97071
10. Acanthus117 II
11. Lonewolf
12. Wolfchild
13. Thief^
14. Sysice
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 17, 2010, 10:00:57 am
Post by: Kagus on June 17, 2010, 11:53:28 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 17, 2010, 01:11:39 pm
I think you may have mixed me up with someone else... Unless I'm having an out-of-body experience, and I'm trying to run and catch up with myself. And I'm calling myself Errol, for some fetishistic reason.
Wuh? Errol has the 'Fro, and in that roll you tried to Reach The 'Fro To Consult It. Errol Evaded You despite his being Incapacitated; hence your Distress.
Post by: Tarran on June 17, 2010, 03:33:47 pm
Post by: Kagus on June 17, 2010, 09:21:41 pm
I think you may have mixed me up with someone else... Unless I'm having an out-of-body experience, and I'm trying to run and catch up with myself. And I'm calling myself Errol, for some fetishistic reason.
Wuh? Errol has the 'Fro, and in that roll you tried to Reach The 'Fro To Consult It. Errol Evaded You despite his being Incapacitated; hence your Distress.
When did he get my afro? Did it somehow transplant itself onto his head when I wasn't looking? Does it give consul by latching onto people and sending groove tendrils deep into their cranium?
Or did I somehow decide to mistakenly enchant his 'fro oh so many turns ago, and I've just remained unaware of this fact?
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 18, 2010, 10:10:39 am
I think you may have mixed me up with someone else... Unless I'm having an out-of-body experience, and I'm trying to run and catch up with myself. And I'm calling myself Errol, for some fetishistic reason.
Wuh? Errol has the 'Fro, and in that roll you tried to Reach The 'Fro To Consult It. Errol Evaded You despite his being Incapacitated; hence your Distress.
When did he get my afro? Did it somehow transplant itself onto his head when I wasn't looking? Does it give consul by latching onto people and sending groove tendrils deep into their cranium?
Or did I somehow decide to mistakenly enchant his 'fro oh so many turns ago, and I've just remained unaware of this fact?
Round 8: Erro Grows An Afro. That somewhat implies the afro is, y'know, his.
Also, working on turn again. Should be coming up soonish.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 18, 2010, 10:39:48 am
Post by: Paranatural on June 18, 2010, 11:09:42 am
Post by: Poltifar on June 18, 2010, 11:33:37 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 18, 2010, 12:10:45 pm
Post by: Kagus on June 18, 2010, 12:52:58 pm
Now, for something useful... Tell Spirit Platypus to run and get help girl! Get help!
Also, I hesitate to bring this up, but... You made a goof between rounds 8 and 9 in regards to my mental health. I suffered 4 points of mental damage on one turn, then suffered 2 points the next, but both damages were taken against full mental health, so instead of being insane by round 10, I had 4 points left of mindness.
I'm interested in seeing how revealing this will serve my cause.
Post by: Xegeth on June 18, 2010, 01:45:14 pm
Post by: Jetsquirrel on June 18, 2010, 02:31:02 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 18, 2010, 02:34:55 pm
Also, I hesitate to bring this up, but... You made a goof between rounds 8 and 9 in regards to my mental health. I suffered 4 points of mental damage on one turn, then suffered 2 points the next, but both damages were taken against full mental health, so instead of being insane by round 10, I had 4 points left of mindness.
I'm interested in seeing how revealing this will serve my cause.
After Your Turn during Round 8 Frelock II Healed Everybody's Mental Health. Thus You were At Full Mental Health when Round 9 Began.
Post by: Kagus on June 18, 2010, 03:32:19 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on June 18, 2010, 04:35:02 pm
( good luck :D )
Post by: Frelock on June 18, 2010, 09:34:31 pm
Post by: Errol on June 20, 2010, 04:16:02 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 20, 2010, 06:12:41 am
Turn Complete.
Kagus: Lunatic Action
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Tarran: Lunatic Action
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Paranatural: Move South [1]
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Flagrarus: Donate Device Of Hurt: Errol
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Errol: Lunatic Action
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Frelock II: Move North [1]
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Events And NPCs:
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Events in The Waiting Room:
Mikko: No Action [1]
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Jetsquirrel II: Mental Attack: Multiple
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RedWarrior0: Perform Declaration: "Waiting Room Does Not Exist"
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Inteuniso: Lunatic Action
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Knight85: Lunatic Action
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Poltifar: Enhance Ability: Mental Manipulation II
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Pre-Waiting List:
8. PopeRichardCorey
9. Ragnarok97071
10. Acanthus117 II
11. Lonewolf
12. Wolfchild
13. Thief^
14. Sysice
15. Xegeth
Post by: Frelock on June 21, 2010, 02:47:31 am
Frelock II: No Action [1]Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ahem.
Rush to my lover's defense!
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 21, 2010, 12:10:46 pm
Post by: Kagus on June 21, 2010, 12:29:05 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 21, 2010, 12:43:24 pm
Post by: Poltifar on June 21, 2010, 02:08:23 pm
(http://i754.photobucket.com/albums/xx189/AEster/gears-small-blog.gif)
Post by: Jetsquirrel on June 21, 2010, 02:25:31 pm
that may actually kill me
Post by: Flagrarus on June 21, 2010, 03:13:58 pm
Post by: Frelock on June 22, 2010, 12:39:16 am
Post by: Tarran on June 22, 2010, 12:47:35 am
(Lunatic Action)
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 24, 2010, 09:15:34 am
Post by: Paranatural on June 24, 2010, 04:08:30 pm
Post by: Errol on June 25, 2010, 11:06:09 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 27, 2010, 04:14:39 pm
And soon I shall be semi-gone for 10 days, although I will have regular and steady Internet connections.))
Round 20:
Turn Complete.
Kagus: Mental Attack: Cynicism Radiator
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Flagrarus: Gain New Objective
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Frelock II: Seek Target
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Tarran: Lunatic Action
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Paranatural: Mental Boost: Frelock II:
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Errol: Enhance Device Of Hurt:
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Events And NPCs:
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New Rule Discovered! Enemies Will Send Waves To Prevent Operative Actions
Events in The Waiting Room:
Mikko: No Action [2]
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Jetsquirrel II: Create NPC/Entity: Shadow-Jetsquirrel II:
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RedWarrior0: Morph Environment: Waiting Room:
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Achievement Unlocked! "Oratory Master"
Convince a super-being to assist you greatly.
Inteuniso: Lunatic Action
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Knight85: Lunatic Action
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Poltifar: Lunatic Action
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Pre-Waiting List:
8. PopeRichardCorey
9. Ragnarok97071
10. Acanthus117 II
11. Lonewolf
12. Wolfchild
13. Thief^
14. Sysice
15. Xegeth
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 27, 2010, 04:15:09 pm
Post by: Thief^ on June 27, 2010, 04:20:43 pm
Post by: Jetsquirrel on June 27, 2010, 04:26:19 pm
Edit: ofcourse expect mine
Post by: Kagus on June 27, 2010, 04:54:54 pm
Also, is Paranatural encountering a Death-Lizard or a Death-Scorpion? It's an important distinction.
As for actions, I distract the Commie Pilot by Dancing Something Fierce, causing the dropship to crash into something. Something communist.
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 27, 2010, 05:03:42 pm
Convince the Waiting Room to join us in our grand and righteous struggle against the Axis of Ebil, consisting of Sad-man Hushin', Obama barrel Overloaded, Joe Steel, Alfalfa Hit-her, and Pow ze Dung.
Post by: Paranatural on June 27, 2010, 06:27:22 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on June 27, 2010, 07:15:33 pm
( Maybe after this turn we'll get to see that Labyrinth place :-\ )
Post by: Tarran on June 27, 2010, 09:01:55 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 28, 2010, 12:14:45 am
Shouldn't that be Insanity Will Not Cause Lunatic Actions?
Also, is Paranatural encountering a Death-Lizard or a Death-Scorpion? It's an important distinction.
See, folks, this is why one shouldn't write when one is tired.
EDIT: Also, people, please don't try to post many actions for one turn. You can't. Seriously.
Post by: Xegeth on June 28, 2010, 01:43:27 am
Post by: Poltifar on June 28, 2010, 02:43:26 am
Post by: wisp wings on June 28, 2010, 04:38:18 am
Post by: Errol on June 28, 2010, 12:05:31 pm
Post by: Frelock on June 28, 2010, 01:06:13 pm
Post by: Karnewarrior on June 28, 2010, 01:38:35 pm
I can only control myself when insane!
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 29, 2010, 05:43:46 am
((A small idea comes to mind. I won't have enough room in my main post to list all the rules as I come up with them, and I won't know what's relevant to you folks. I therefore suggest that one of you lists whatever rules and blah blah blah you consider relevant. Comments to this idea?))
Turn Complete.
Action Priority Roll: 96
The Operatives easily beat the Accursed Communists to the punch, being The First To Act.
New Rule Discovered! Action Priority Rolls, A D100, Will Be Taken When The Operatives Face A Non-Operative Party
Kagus: Mental Attack: Communist Light Dropship
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Paranatural: Physical Assimilation: Frelock II
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Flagrarus: Overcharge Physical Health
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Tarran: Lunatic Action
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Errol: Retrieve Device Of Hurt:
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Frelock II: Physical Assimilation: Paranatural
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Events And NPCs:
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Achievement Unlocked! "First Contact"
Be among the first to be hit by the Communistic traitors.
Events in The Waiting Room:
Mikko: No Action [3]
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Jetsquirrel II: Shadow Attack: Random
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RedWarrior0: Perform Inspiring Speech: Recruitment:
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Inteuniso, Knight85: No Action [1]:
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Poltifar: Morph Environment: Waiting Room:
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Pre-Waiting List:
8. PopeRichardCorey
9. Ragnarok97071
10. Acanthus117 II
11. Lonewolf
12. Wolfchild
13. Thief^
14. Sysice
15. Xegeth
16. wisp wings
17. Karnewarrior
Post by: wisp wings on June 29, 2010, 08:02:00 am
8. PopeRichardCorey: Wait patiently
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9. Ragnarok97071: Wait patiently
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10. Acanthus117 II: Wait patiently
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11. Lonewolf: Wait patiently
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12. Wolfchild: Wait patiently
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13. Thief^: Wait patiently
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14. Sysice: Wait patiently
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15. Xegeth: Wait patiently
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16. wisp wings: Cast Magic Missile... On the Darkness
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17. Karnewarrior Wait patiently
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Contents of Prewaiting Waiting Room
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Post by: Thief^ on June 29, 2010, 08:11:24 am
Also, I'm now the GM of a d&d game inside the waiting room for the waiting room for another game? Ouch my mind hurts. EDIT: Of course, as I'm immobile for aeons thanks to my incredible patience, I don't think I'll do well as a DM. Unless I can psychically DM while standing patiently? No wonder my head hurts.
Post by: Jetsquirrel on June 29, 2010, 09:15:29 am
Post by: Thief^ on June 29, 2010, 09:24:15 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 29, 2010, 11:01:58 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 29, 2010, 11:08:36 am
Mental attack: Pre-waiting Room
o.O
Post by: Karnewarrior on June 29, 2010, 11:15:09 am
BUTTERFLY CAVALRY!
Post by: Poltifar on June 29, 2010, 11:29:43 am
Post by: Frelock on June 29, 2010, 12:07:45 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on June 29, 2010, 12:09:21 pm
O.oMental attack: Pre-waiting Room
o.O
Post by: Thief^ on June 29, 2010, 12:12:36 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 29, 2010, 01:08:55 pm
See my lover in danger, and, going berserk, rush to his aid!
You're crippled. And in another square.
Sure, go ahead!
Maybe we should split the waiting-room and pre-waiting-room craziness into another thread. We could always be summoned across when it's our turn.
Sounds like a decent idea. It Has Been Done. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=60455.0)
Wait what? i never said to attack anyone, i just said to do something with the shadow and look what will happen how does that classify as attackign the person?
What Thief^ said. The Waiting Room doesn't allow stuff like that.
Post by: Kagus on June 29, 2010, 01:20:24 pm
Post by: Paranatural on June 29, 2010, 01:20:50 pm
Post by: Tarran on June 29, 2010, 01:27:46 pm
Post by: HailFire on June 29, 2010, 02:48:00 pm
Post by: Tarran on June 29, 2010, 02:49:57 pm
Why am I not surprised that you're getting annihilated by the first real enemies that show up?Because we are doing just fine in killing ourselves already?
Post by: dragnar on June 29, 2010, 02:50:56 pm
Regardless, this game is awesome.
P.S: someone grab those pokeballs I dropped when I went splat. I want to know what I had!
Post by: Flagrarus on June 29, 2010, 03:30:33 pm
with the power of FRIENDSHIP.
Post by: Lonewolf I on June 29, 2010, 06:12:34 pm
There is a one in thirty-six chance of death on any physical action. WITHOUT anything attacking you. Of course combat is going badly.
Regardless, this game is awesome.
P.S: someone grab those pokeballs I dropped when I went splat. I want to know what I had!
NO! That was my plan! I was hoping people had forgotten about those! :-P
Post by: Flagrarus on June 29, 2010, 07:21:59 pm
There is a one in thirty-six chance of death on any physical action. WITHOUT anything attacking you. Of course combat is going badly.
Regardless, this game is awesome.
P.S: someone grab those pokeballs I dropped when I went splat. I want to know what I had!
NO! That was my plan! I was hoping people had forgotten about those! :-P
I certainly had.
Hey, if I make it out of this...and you manage to join the game...do you think we could have a pokemon battle? :D
I'll save 2 pokeballs for you :) Won't spoil the surprise. Assuming, of course, that I don't die horribly in the next few turns ( which is a rather stupid assumption, to be honest ).
EDIT: Wait, you drop off on the labyrinth :-\ Guess now I definitely need to get a gameswitch
Post by: Jetsquirrel on June 30, 2010, 08:29:56 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on June 30, 2010, 02:11:34 pm
Round Complete.
Action Priority Roll: 33
The Wretched Communists capitalize on their previous turns' success and get the drop on the Poor, Innocent Operatives.
Events And NPCs:
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((What...
I was so looking forward to seeing a bunch of
New Rule Discovered! Wildlife Generally Act Last, And Do Not Roll An Action Priority Roll
Frelock II: Move North [1]
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Mental Drain Roll: [ 5 / 2 = approx. 3 ]
Mental Health 3/12.
Kagus: Mental Attack: Communist Grunt Squad
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Paranatural: Change Option, Tame Wildlife
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New Rule Discovered! NPC Affiliations Can Be Changed.
New Rule Discovered! Alliances Come In Weak Or Strong Varieties.
Tarran: Lunatic Action
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Flagrarus: Mental Attack: Communist Grunt Squad
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Errol: No Action [1]
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NPCs And Events:
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Events in The Waiting Room: (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=60455.0)
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 01, 2010, 04:28:01 am
Post by: maxicaxi on July 01, 2010, 04:41:53 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 01, 2010, 04:43:26 am
Post by: Errol on July 01, 2010, 06:11:37 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 01, 2010, 07:58:24 am
Throw the boomerang gun. Again.
You are Not In Possession Of Such An Object.
Post by: Paranatural on July 01, 2010, 08:48:23 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 01, 2010, 08:52:42 am
With our physical bond, do I get any of Frelock's regeneration?
Not with that rank.
Post by: RAM on July 01, 2010, 09:06:08 am
Post by: Flagrarus on July 01, 2010, 10:33:58 am
Post by: Frelock on July 01, 2010, 12:29:49 pm
Post by: Tarran on July 01, 2010, 01:38:56 pm
Post by: Paranatural on July 01, 2010, 02:37:28 pm
Post by: Kagus on July 01, 2010, 04:34:31 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 03, 2010, 04:31:28 am
Round Complete.
Action Priority Roll: 50
The Accursed Communists barely manage to Wrestle Control Of The Situation away from a Bunch Of Crippled People.
Events And NPCs:
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Errol: Secondary Attack: Boomerang-Gun:
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Flagrarus: Physical Attack: Communist Grunt Squad
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Tarran: Lunatic Action
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Paranatural: Lunatic Action
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Kagus: Mental Attack: Communist Grunt Squad
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Group Achievement Unlocked! "Half-Life"
Lose at least half the team in one turn.
((Wow. You guys got pretty destroyed there. Luckily most of the commies are dead, too.))
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 03, 2010, 04:31:52 am
Post by: Tarran on July 03, 2010, 04:58:29 am
...
...
Gahahahaha! Oh dear.
I can't do anything. Just do a lunatic action.
Post by: Flagrarus on July 03, 2010, 08:43:05 am
Throw a grunt at another grunt. If there are still two grunts other than the mindfucked guy, they should be the ones to form my projectile and target.
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 03, 2010, 10:29:59 am
Post by: Paranatural on July 03, 2010, 12:19:02 pm
Post by: Kagus on July 03, 2010, 12:29:01 pm
Alright then, I guess I'll just Incapacitate one of the remaining grunts, so that he may be Questioned.
Post by: Frelock on July 03, 2010, 01:23:02 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 04, 2010, 03:45:24 am
Exactly how many grunts *are* left? Seems like we've kinda been burning through them.
And this is what the "examine"-command is for.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 04, 2010, 04:10:52 am
Round Complete.
Action Priority Roll: 37
The Confounded Communists once again take advantage of our Poor Protagonists.
Events And NPCs:
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Tarran: Lunatic Action
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Flagrarus: Physical Attack: Multiple
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RedWarrior0: Arrive
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Kagus: Physical Attack: Available Communist
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Inteuniso, Knight85: Arrive
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 04, 2010, 04:23:17 am
Post by: Tarran on July 04, 2010, 04:29:17 am
Why are the dice trying to make this so painful for both of us?
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 04, 2010, 04:32:44 am
Meh.
Why are the dice trying to make this so painful for both of us?
The dice do what the dice... well, do. Or in this case, a website simulating random numbers.
Post by: wolfchild on July 04, 2010, 05:45:12 am
Meh.
Why are the dice trying to make this so painful for both of us?
The dice do what the dice... well, do. Or in this case, a website simulating random numbers.
I use REAL dice in my rtd (SMug face)
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 04, 2010, 05:54:59 am
Meh.
Why are the dice trying to make this so painful for both of us?
The dice do what the dice... well, do. Or in this case, a website simulating random numbers.
I use REAL dice in my rtd (SMug face)
Oh, you have an RtD? Didn't notice: I don't read proletarian publications.
Smug Face.
Post by: Flagrarus on July 04, 2010, 07:12:38 am
Every body ( except for Paranatural, he's just too far away :( ).
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 04, 2010, 07:57:53 am
Post by: Flagrarus on July 04, 2010, 10:45:59 am
^Turn Corrected.
Yeah, I was going to point that out but then I figured we could use some help here ::)
Post by: Kagus on July 04, 2010, 12:26:34 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 04, 2010, 02:07:44 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 11, 2010, 01:19:25 pm
Round Complete.
Tarran: Lunatic Action
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Flagrarus: Acquire Item: Multiple
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Kagus: Examine Area
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RedWarrior0: Acquire Item: Device Of Hurt
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Inteuniso, Knight85: Lunatic Action
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Events And NPCs:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 11, 2010, 01:19:44 pm
Post by: inteuniso on July 11, 2010, 01:21:16 pm
Post by: Tarran on July 11, 2010, 02:43:12 pm
Else:
Return to my fellow squadmates. (If not insane).
Post by: Flagrarus on July 11, 2010, 05:02:19 pm
...Unless I have an abra, then I want to teleport there :o
But who am I kidding, we all know it's gonna be 4 magikarps.
Post by: dragnar on July 11, 2010, 06:25:55 pm
But who am I kidding, we all know it's gonna be 4 magikarps.Well, depending on how evil you are willing to be, that could be a good thing. Get them to the moon, then play a radio broadcast to turn them into a bunch of very angry Garados.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 15, 2010, 08:57:22 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 16, 2010, 10:41:20 am
Round Complete, Finally.
Inteuniso: Lunatic Action
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Tarran: Lunatic Action
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Flagrarus: Examine Item: Multiple
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RedWarrior0: No Action [1]
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Kagus: No Action [1]
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Knight85: Lunatic Action
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Lonewolf I: Arrive
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Events And NPCs:
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Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 17, 2010, 06:48:15 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 18, 2010, 11:48:48 am
Post by: Kagus on July 18, 2010, 01:11:23 pm
I suppose a lunatic might decide to not take an action, but in general I thought that would be displayed differently.
Post by: Flagrarus on July 18, 2010, 01:19:01 pm
That's...pretty ok, actually... ( Though I'm kind of disturbed by the fact that I recognize all of them )
Merge them all into one SUPER-AWESOME BEING capable of DESTROYING A PLANET.
Post by: dragnar on July 18, 2010, 01:29:09 pm
( Though I'm kind of disturbed by the fact that I recognize all of them )Oh please, I'll bet everyone here did.
Post by: Lonewolf I on July 18, 2010, 01:45:07 pm
Guilty( Though I'm kind of disturbed by the fact that I recognize all of them )Oh please, I'll bet everyone here did.
Post by: Tarran on July 18, 2010, 02:24:56 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 18, 2010, 03:03:53 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 19, 2010, 12:45:59 pm
Post by: Lonewolf I on July 19, 2010, 06:27:44 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 20, 2010, 01:52:48 pm
Round Complete.
((And working on another rework of this. First of all I'm returning sanity to all you current folks here while I think of a more entertaining Lunacy system.))
Kagus, Tarran, Inteuniso, Knight85: Lunatic Action
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Flagrarus: Modify Object: Multiple
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RedWarrior0: Physical Attack: The Moon
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Achievement Unlocked! "The Reveal"
DUN DUN DUNN
Reward Earned! Topic Slot 2!
Lonewolf I: Examine Environment
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Post by: inteuniso on July 20, 2010, 04:48:52 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 21, 2010, 12:14:02 pm
Post by: Karnewarrior on July 21, 2010, 12:40:49 pm
Post by: Kagus on July 21, 2010, 01:24:17 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on July 21, 2010, 03:28:14 pm
My awesome roll will protect me from it's flames...I hope.
Post by: Tarran on July 21, 2010, 05:08:23 pm
Post by: Lonewolf I on July 21, 2010, 06:33:09 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 21, 2010, 07:12:38 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 24, 2010, 06:10:13 am
Round Complete.
Inteuniso: No Action [1]:
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Kagus: Acquire Status Effect:
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Flagrarus: Examine Area: Multiple:
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Tarran: Exit Structure:
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Lonewolf I: Move Left [1]:
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RedWarrior0: Enhance Item: Device Of Hurt:
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Knight85: No Action [1]:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 24, 2010, 06:10:45 am
Post by: Tarran on July 24, 2010, 06:16:22 am
Wait, I can't die, I'm polymorphed. If I "Die" I just turn back to normal (AKA human). Says the nethack wiki.
So... Am I really dead?
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 24, 2010, 06:19:06 am
Sooo... I'm dead? Just like that?
Wait, I can't die, I'm polymorphed. If I "Die" I just turn back to normal (AKA human). Says the nethack wiki.
So... Am I really dead?
Wait, is it like that? VERY WELL THEN. *RETROACTIVE STUFF WILL BE DONE NOW*
Post by: Lonewolf I on July 24, 2010, 08:42:20 am
/gentle_reminder
Anyway...
Fashion PDA Stylus into Device of Hurt!
Post by: Kagus on July 24, 2010, 01:44:25 pm
Post by: Tarran on July 24, 2010, 01:52:37 pm
*Crosses fingers* Five, five, five, fiiiivvveeeee...
Post by: Flagrarus on July 24, 2010, 02:52:06 pm
Move east.
Lets see if I can find us a spaceship or something. Or maybe just an awesome
( I've learned absolutely nothing, have I? )
Post by: RAM on July 24, 2010, 08:10:56 pm
Summon Mysterious Groovesprites to aid in exploration and boogie.Do they look more like disco balls or backup dancers?
Can a bunch of them combine into a lava lamp?
Post by: Kagus on July 24, 2010, 08:46:18 pm
They might very well be backup lavaballs. Only time will tell.
Post by: RedWarrior0 on July 24, 2010, 11:46:32 pm
Post by: inteuniso on July 25, 2010, 08:54:28 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on July 25, 2010, 09:12:55 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 01, 2010, 02:53:09 pm
Post by: inteuniso on August 01, 2010, 08:55:46 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 02, 2010, 06:14:46 am
Round Complete.
Lonewolf I: Craft Item: Device Of Hurt:
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Kagus: Acquire Allied Entity:
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Tarran: Remove Status Effect:
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Flagrarus: Move East [1]:
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RedWarrior0: Enhance Item: Device Of Hurt:
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Inteuniso: Craft Item:
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Knight85: No Action [2]:
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Post by: Tarran on August 02, 2010, 06:34:55 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 05, 2010, 08:49:03 am
Post by: Flagrarus on August 05, 2010, 09:59:21 am
And my objective is to get one, right?
And if I just take his gameswitch that still counts, right?
...So now I have to go there instead.
Fly my Scyther to Paranatural's body (NE) and pick up his gameswitch.
If his gameswitch doesn't count, though, I'll just go into the fortress.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 05, 2010, 10:25:01 am
Wait a minute, Paranatural was the one who had the gameswitch, right?
And my objective is to get one, right?
And if I just take his gameswitch that still counts, right?
...So now I have to go there instead.
Fly my Scyther to Paranatural's body (NE) and pick up his gameswitch.
If his gameswitch doesn't count, though, I'll just go into the fortress.
Well aren't you a Quick Thinker. How many rounds did that take?
/cynicismradiator
Post by: Flagrarus on August 05, 2010, 11:10:28 am
Wait a minute, Paranatural was the one who had the gameswitch, right?
And my objective is to get one, right?
And if I just take his gameswitch that still counts, right?
...So now I have to go there instead.
Fly my Scyther to Paranatural's body (NE) and pick up his gameswitch.
If his gameswitch doesn't count, though, I'll just go into the fortress.
Well aren't you a Quick Thinker. How many rounds did that take?
/cynicismradiator
I forgot I had an objective ::)
/defensivemode
Post by: RedWarrior0 on August 05, 2010, 11:18:50 am
Post by: Paranatural on August 05, 2010, 02:01:26 pm
Wait a minute, Paranatural was the one who had the gameswitch, right?
And my objective is to get one, right?
And if I just take his gameswitch that still counts, right?
...So now I have to go there instead.
Fly my Scyther to Paranatural's body (NE) and pick up his gameswitch.
If his gameswitch doesn't count, though, I'll just go into the fortress.
Graverobber!
Hey, will you resurrect me while you're there? kthks.
Post by: Kagus on August 05, 2010, 02:03:31 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on August 05, 2010, 03:39:42 pm
Wait a minute, Paranatural was the one who had the gameswitch, right?
And my objective is to get one, right?
And if I just take his gameswitch that still counts, right?
...So now I have to go there instead.
Fly my Scyther to Paranatural's body (NE) and pick up his gameswitch.
If his gameswitch doesn't count, though, I'll just go into the fortress.
Graverobber!
Hey, will you resurrect me while you're there? kthks.
You should've just borrowed it to me while you were alive ( well, if you hadn't been stuck in that bush for so long )
Sure, I'll just use the Max Revive my Scyther is carrying for me.
Post by: Paranatural on August 05, 2010, 03:44:54 pm
Graverobber!
Hey, will you resurrect me while you're there? kthks.
You should've just borrowed it to me while you were alive ( well, if you hadn't been stuck in that bush for so long )
Sure, I'll just use the Max Revive my Scyther is carrying for me.
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Hehe I spent a while trying to get out of that damn bush. Besides, I don't think you even had the quest till I was dead.
Post by: Flagrarus on August 05, 2010, 04:05:37 pm
Graverobber!
Hey, will you resurrect me while you're there? kthks.
You should've just borrowed it to me while you were alive ( well, if you hadn't been stuck in that bush for so long )
Sure, I'll just use the Max Revive my Scyther is carrying for me.
Hehe I spent a while trying to get out of that damn bush. Besides, I don't think you even had the quest till I was dead.
[/quote]
Yeah, you're probably right. But still!
Post by: Tarran on August 05, 2010, 05:08:55 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 05, 2010, 05:39:06 pm
Also yes.
Post by: Tarran on August 05, 2010, 05:43:11 pm
Well, since I have nothing else to do... Time to have Fun again!
Polymorph into a Blue Dragon (http://nethack.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon).
Post by: Lonewolf I on August 05, 2010, 06:27:38 pm
Anyway,
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 05, 2010, 06:47:28 pm
Am I ever going to get that graphical representation of my PDA screen? Those flashing dots you mentioned earlier have me a mite concerned.
Anyway,
Head in the direction that will cause my dot to move closer (not absolutely, but rather by the shortest apparent path around any walls that might be in the way) to said flashing dots (assuming they're together [if not, head toward the red one]).
Check the main post, your bit. It has a small ASCII map.
Post by: Lonewolf I on August 06, 2010, 08:38:52 pm
Post by: inteuniso on August 06, 2010, 08:52:19 pm
Post by: RAM on August 06, 2010, 09:42:19 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 12, 2010, 05:36:09 am
Round Complete.
((Nice rolls, people. Nice rolls.))
Tarran: Polymorph Self:
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Flagrarus: Move North [1]
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RedWarrior0: Examine Item: Device Of Hurt:
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((How did he even look into a shotgun that is attached to his arm, you may ask. The powers of The Moon, obviously.))
Kagus: Craft Large Item:
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Lonewolf I: Move North [??]
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Inteuniso: Craft Item:
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Knight85: No Action [3]:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 12, 2010, 05:40:03 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 12, 2010, 05:42:16 am
Post by: Tarran on August 12, 2010, 05:44:33 am
Oh my god Red just died.
Woo! Giant cannon!
Knight85 just died to in-activity. Meh, his fault.
Charge Kagus's Cannon with my electricity breath!
Seriously, you people rolled one 1, two 5s, and the rest were 6s. And still two people died.Well, Knight85's death is due to in-activity, and doesn't really count. And Red's death is due to the single 1 roll.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 12, 2010, 05:49:09 am
Post by: Flagrarus on August 12, 2010, 05:56:20 am
Post by: RedWarrior0 on August 12, 2010, 10:15:40 am
Post by: inteuniso on August 12, 2010, 10:30:32 am
Post by: Kagus on August 12, 2010, 01:16:25 pm
"I heard the Lord say Burn, Baby, Burn, and there was a Disco Inferno. And it was Good."
Post by: Poltifar on August 12, 2010, 01:21:04 pm
Post by: Lonewolf I on August 12, 2010, 06:24:15 pm
Post by: RAM on August 12, 2010, 11:05:57 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on August 12, 2010, 11:07:25 pm
Relieve RedWarrior's corpse of his Double-Barreled Multicolor Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon-Arm.You do know that I retroactively cursed it, right?
Post by: Lonewolf I on August 12, 2010, 11:08:40 pm
Relieve RedWarrior's corpse of his Double-Barreled Multicolor Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon-Arm.You do know that I retroactively cursed it, right?
Just as planned.
Post by: RedWarrior0 on August 12, 2010, 11:12:45 pm
I planned on your planning of my curse and I placed a cleaver decoy there. You will never find the real thing!Just as planned.Relieve RedWarrior's corpse of his Double-Barreled Multicolor Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon-Arm.You do know that I retroactively cursed it, right?
Post by: Kagus on August 13, 2010, 12:44:59 am
A cleaver decoy? Is that like an imitation knife?I planned on your planning of my curse and I placed a cleaver decoy there. You will never find the real thing!Just as planned.Relieve RedWarrior's corpse of his Double-Barreled Multicolor Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon-Arm.You do know that I retroactively cursed it, right?
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 15, 2010, 01:18:56 am
Round Complete.
Tarran: Enhance Large Object:
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Flagrarus: Acquire Gameswitch #1:
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Achievement Unlocked! "Ding!"
Be the first to get a level.
Achievement Unlocked! "Gz"
Be the first to complete an objective.
Reward Earned! Something! I'll think of something cool.
Inteuniso: Wield Item:
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Kagus: Use Large Object:
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Poltifar: Arrive:
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Lonewolf I: Acquire Item: Device Of Hurt:
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Post by: inteuniso on August 15, 2010, 06:29:52 am
Post by: Flagrarus on August 15, 2010, 06:44:37 am
Difficulty level I might do eventually
Realism, never!
Swearing...sure.
Swearing, to the right.
Then as my action, modify my Gameswitch so that it doubles as a Pokedex.
Then, if I end up blowing up the gameswitch and can't change anything from now on, at least my character will be able to swear about it.
Post by: Lonewolf I on August 15, 2010, 07:58:36 am
If yes: Move south, examining the Double-Barreled Multicolor Pump-Action Ion Shot-Cannon-Arm as I go.
If no: Move south, watching for traps.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 15, 2010, 11:49:28 am
Also, RedWarrior0, I added +1 to your killcount, as you rightly deserved.
Post by: RedWarrior0 on August 15, 2010, 11:53:24 am
Round 32:That's all?
Round Complete.
Tarran: Enhance Large Object:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Anyways, Poltifar should get an achievement for deathspawning.
And thanks for the killcount
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 15, 2010, 12:02:29 pm
Round 32:That's all?
Round Complete.
Tarran: Enhance Large Object:Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Oops.
Post by: Tarran on August 15, 2010, 01:34:03 pm
Wow.
Since I cannon control my character due to insanity, no action from me this turn.
Post by: Kagus on August 15, 2010, 01:39:54 pm
Focus the Efforts of All Teammembers On Making the Cannon Function at its Highest Level of Efficiency.
Post by: RedWarrior0 on August 15, 2010, 01:45:21 pm
Post by: dragnar on August 15, 2010, 02:03:12 pm
Anyways, Poltifar should get an achievement for deathspawning.Too late. I already got that one.
Post by: Tarran on August 16, 2010, 02:53:16 am
1: Poltifar isn't on the Deceased list. And heck, he's still in good physical health on the front page.
2: There is no mention on RtWSM of Poltifar getting into this game.
Just thought you should know.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on August 16, 2010, 05:48:59 am
Uh, a few problems Dwarfagolic:
1: Poltifar isn't on the Deceased list. And heck, he's still in good physical health on the front page.
2: There is no mention on RtWSM of Poltifar getting into this game.
Just thought you should know.
As always you have the eyes of a hawk. And as always I usually update things late.
Also there was a small fail that made round 31 not appear on RtWsM. This was the turn Poltifar would have disappeared.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on September 02, 2010, 12:41:33 am
Post by: Tarran on September 02, 2010, 12:44:23 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on September 24, 2010, 07:14:17 am
Update coming soon.
Post by: Acanthus117 on September 24, 2010, 07:21:51 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on September 24, 2010, 08:54:05 am
Round Complete.
Inteuniso: Lunatic Action
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New Rule Discovered! To Keep The Insane Happy There Will Be Small Interactive Things To Do. Also There Will Be Effects On Spelling And Grammar On Lunatic Action, Depending On The Amount Of Lunacy.
Flagrarus: Change Option, Modify Gameswitch #1:
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Sub-Rule Discovered! Gameswitches Cannot Be Altered, Either
Lonewolf I: Move South [1], Examine Object:
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New Rule Discovered! Minor Actions Use The Main Action Roll
Sub-Rule Discovered! Examining Objects Is A Minor Action
Tarran: Lunatic Action
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Kagus: Lead Action: Enhance Item:
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New Rule Discovered! Lead Actions Are Possible
Sub-Rule Discovered! Lead Actions Require Character Support
PopeRichardCorey: Arrive
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Events And NPCs:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on September 24, 2010, 08:54:24 am
Post by: inteuniso on September 24, 2010, 12:26:33 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on September 24, 2010, 01:40:10 pm
Oh, and if they try to shoot me, unleash my pokemon at them!
Post by: Tarran on September 24, 2010, 01:54:33 pm
Post by: Lonewolf I on September 24, 2010, 06:28:44 pm
Post by: Kagus on September 24, 2010, 06:33:12 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on September 25, 2010, 12:44:07 pm
Round Complete.
Inteuniso: Lunatic Action
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Flagrarus: Pilot Dropship:
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Tarran: Search Object:
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Lonewolf I: Rest:
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New Rule Discovered! A 6 In A Rest Roll Will Fully Restore Both Stats.
Kagus: Use Large Object:
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PopeRichardCorey: No Action [1]:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on September 25, 2010, 12:44:28 pm
Post by: Tarran on September 25, 2010, 01:14:09 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on September 25, 2010, 02:03:40 pm
Keep my pokemon at the ready for a POKEMON BATTLE.
Post by: inteuniso on September 26, 2010, 09:29:34 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on October 02, 2010, 08:37:45 am
Are Kagus, Lonewolf I, or PopeRichardCorey gonna post?
Post by: Kagus on October 02, 2010, 12:36:57 pm
Boogie with the aid of The Groovesprites in order to restore morale and imbue all of us with added efficiency.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on October 05, 2010, 03:18:37 am
Round Complete.
Tarran: Move East [1]:
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Flagrarus: Diplomacy Action:
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New Rule Discovered! Diplomacy Actions Are Possible
Inteuniso: Lunatic Action:
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Kagus: Perform Dance:
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Lonewolf I: No Action [1]:
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PopeRichardCorey: No Action [2]:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on October 05, 2010, 03:18:58 am
Post by: Tarran on October 05, 2010, 03:21:32 am
Post by: Kagus on October 05, 2010, 03:35:08 am
Post by: Flagrarus on October 05, 2010, 06:20:42 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on October 10, 2010, 12:03:44 pm
Round Complete.
Tarran: Examine Object:
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Kagus: Use Large Object:
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New Rule Discovered! The Moon's Damage System Is Unlike The Regular Damage System
New Rule Discovered! Communists Will Send Waves Based On The Alert Level
Sub-Rule Discovered! All The Alert Levels Are Red.
Sub-Rule Discovered! You're Still Screwed, Though.
Achievement Unlocked! "Moonshot"
Be the first to damage The Moon. Good job, you!
Achievement Unlocked! "Commie Enemy No 1"
Be the first to get the alert level to max. Good job, you! Well, not really. You're all going to die now.
Flagrarus: Instruct Allies, Assist Operative: Kagus:
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New Rule Discovered! Instructing Allies Is A Non-Action
Inteuniso: No Action [1]:
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Lonewolf I: No Action [2]:
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PopeRichardCorey: No Action [3]:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on October 10, 2010, 12:04:03 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on October 10, 2010, 12:07:00 pm
Post by: Kagus on October 10, 2010, 01:15:03 pm
Much as I am hesitant to follow the undoubtedly wise course of action thought up by someone with a roll of one, I don't really see much else at the moment that would be particularly helpful in fending off the commies.
Set the Mojofunkin' Groovecannon to slowly Charge Up to overloading (so it explodes after we're gone), then boogie up to that dropship and Get the Funk Outta Here!
Also... Aren't all Commie alert levels "Red"?
Post by: Tarran on October 10, 2010, 01:33:12 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on October 10, 2010, 01:43:28 pm
Also... Aren't all Commie alert levels "Red"?
Sub-Rule Discovered! All The Alert Levels Are Red.
Sub-Rule Discovered! You're Still Screwed, Though.
Post by: Kagus on October 10, 2010, 01:51:00 pm
Post by: inteuniso on October 11, 2010, 01:15:29 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on October 12, 2010, 04:52:07 am
Round Complete.
Flagrarus: Transport East [1]:
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Kagus: Overcharge Large Item, Be Transported:
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Tarran: Move East [2]:
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Inteuniso: Move West [1]:
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Lonewolf I: No Action [3]:
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Jetsquirrel II: Arrive:
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Events and NPCs:
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Post by: Tarran on October 12, 2010, 01:10:08 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on October 12, 2010, 01:35:41 pm
Ask the Athenians ( don't care which one ) what kind of Pokemon one can expect to catch in a fortress.
Then go and catch these Pokemon.
Post by: Tarran on October 12, 2010, 01:48:34 pm
...Him?Dwarfaholic didn't specifically tell us their genders, so I assumed McHuge-Bosom was a male with a silly name.
Post by: Flagrarus on October 12, 2010, 02:53:16 pm
The Leader approaches you and holds out her hand.
My name is Euphemism McHuge-Bosom. These are my men: Rock Strongo, Lance Uppercut, Vince Steel, and Pilot. Please don't make jokes about my name.
But who knows, maybe it actually is a him 8)
Post by: Tarran on October 12, 2010, 03:02:45 pm
...How the hell did i miss that?
The Leader approaches you and holds out her hand.
My name is Euphemism McHuge-Bosom. These are my men: Rock Strongo, Lance Uppercut, Vince Steel, and Pilot. Please don't make jokes about my name.
But who knows, maybe it actually is a him 8)
Post by: inteuniso on October 13, 2010, 04:34:40 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on October 14, 2010, 08:09:15 am
Round Complete.
Tarran: Perform Request:
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Flagrarus: Gather Information:
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Inteuniso: Craft Item:
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Kagus: Lunatic Action:
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Jetsquirrel II: No Action [1]:
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Events And NPCs:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on October 19, 2010, 09:59:02 am
Post by: Flagrarus on October 19, 2010, 12:15:58 pm
Post by: Kagus on October 19, 2010, 01:17:43 pm
Post by: Tarran on October 19, 2010, 02:13:39 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on October 19, 2010, 05:09:41 pm
Post by: inteuniso on October 19, 2010, 06:51:53 pm
Post by: Xegeth on October 22, 2010, 02:22:57 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on October 24, 2010, 01:38:46 am
Round Complete.
Flagrarus: Locate Large Item:
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Location Found: Generator Room [0, -1]
Kagus: Assist: Locate Large Item [Flagrarus]:
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New Rule Discovered! Assist Actions Exist
Sub-Rule Discovered! A 4 On An Assist Increases The Assisted Roll By A Random Amount Divided By Two
Tarran: Locate Large Item:
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Inteuniso: Lunatic Action:
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Xegeth: Lunatic Action:
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Jetsquirrel II: No Action [2]:
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Events And NPCs:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on October 24, 2010, 01:39:26 am
Post by: Tarran on October 24, 2010, 01:55:42 am
Post by: Xegeth on October 24, 2010, 03:10:43 pm
Post by: inteuniso on October 25, 2010, 05:26:27 pm
Post by: Kagus on October 26, 2010, 12:43:34 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on November 04, 2010, 01:05:03 pm
Round Complete.
Tarran: Use Natural Ability:
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New Rule Discovered! Natural Abilities Always Use A 1-6 Scale
Xegeth: Lunatic Action:
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Inteuniso: Lunatic Action
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Kagus: Examine Item:
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Flagrarus: No Action [1]:
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Jetsquirrel II: No Action [3]:
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Events And NPCs:
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Post by: Flagrarus on November 04, 2010, 02:20:17 pm
Post by: RAM on November 04, 2010, 05:59:33 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on November 05, 2010, 05:44:39 am
Post by: Tarran on November 05, 2010, 02:02:52 pm
Prepare myself for the fanatics.
Post by: Kagus on November 05, 2010, 08:03:57 pm
Post by: Xegeth on November 06, 2010, 06:55:13 am
Post by: inteuniso on November 06, 2010, 09:41:20 am
Post by: ragnarok97071 on November 06, 2010, 10:01:55 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on November 06, 2010, 01:13:46 pm
Round Complete.
Flagrarus: Use Object, Instruct Ally:
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Tarran: Battle Preparations:
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Kagus: Physical Attack: Metal Scraps:
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Xegeth: Lunatic Action:
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Inteuniso: Lunatic Action:
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Ragnarok97071: Arrive:
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Events And NPCs:
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Post by: Tarran on November 06, 2010, 02:05:46 pm
Post by: Kagus on November 06, 2010, 02:29:45 pm
Anyways, Mojo-Meditate on a method to assist my teammates in fending off the hordes.
Post by: ragnarok97071 on November 06, 2010, 02:46:13 pm
Post by: inteuniso on November 06, 2010, 03:49:58 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on November 06, 2010, 05:45:41 pm
In an "Indiana Jones"-style rolling ball trap against the communists, of course.
Post by: Xegeth on November 07, 2010, 02:27:29 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on November 09, 2010, 11:09:33 am
Round Complete.
((Luckily for you folks I remembered all the numbers I'd rolled this round, so losing them did not change this turn's results.))
Tarran: Execute Plan:
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Kagus: Formulate Plan:
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Ragnarok97071: Nice Plan, But Lunatic Action:
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Inteuniso: Lunatic Action
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Flagrarus: Use Item
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Xegeth: Lunatic Action
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Events And NPCs:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on November 09, 2010, 11:30:06 am
Turns will follow... later.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on November 10, 2010, 06:13:45 am
Post by: Xegeth on November 10, 2010, 10:44:50 am
Post by: Flagrarus on November 10, 2010, 11:38:02 am
Post by: ragnarok97071 on November 10, 2010, 05:18:35 pm
Post by: Tarran on November 10, 2010, 05:41:06 pm
Post by: inteuniso on November 10, 2010, 05:45:56 pm
Post by: Rexfelum on November 11, 2010, 01:06:33 pm
First, does the amazing psychic power that allows all the people in the game to know the actions and thoughts of others extend to those of us in the waiting/pre-waiting area? Specifically, are you alright with our posting here too? Or will my posting be regarded as little more than a metaphysical whisper, lost on the electronic wind?
Second:
Tarran: Execute Plan:
. . .
Just before you Breathe Your Flame Of Electricity at The Batteries
Weren't they "Conveniently Found Condensator Units" a moment ago?
Third: who controls the "Empy Topic Slot," if anyone? For that matter, who controls the initial slot? I can't find it listed in the first post, and I imagine the game could use some silly topic variation again someday.
--Rexfelum
Post by: Dwarfaholic on November 12, 2010, 05:26:43 am
Pardon, but this individual (me) from the pre-waiting list has been enjoying reading the game proper, and has three things to say and/or ask to/of Dwarfaholic.
First, does the amazing psychic power that allows all the people in the game to know the actions and thoughts of others extend to those of us in the waiting/pre-waiting area? Specifically, are you alright with our posting here too? Or will my posting be regarded as little more than a metaphysical whisper, lost on the electronic wind?
Second:Tarran: Execute Plan:
. . .
Just before you Breathe Your Flame Of Electricity at The Batteries
Weren't they "Conveniently Found Condensator Units" a moment ago?
Third: who controls the "Empy Topic Slot," if anyone? For that matter, who controls the initial slot? I can't find it listed in the first post, and I imagine the game could use some silly topic variation again someday.
--Rexfelum
Thank you for your Concern. Your message is Very Important to us.
for the first question, Yes. You are able to know the Thoughts And Actions of all other players, even those hidden behind a Metaphysical Veil Machine Thing. Metagaming is nothing to be worried about in this game.
Second: Well played. Worrying focus on details, yes, but still commendable. This has been fixed.
Third: I seem to have currently misplaced the list on the two people, but I recall the first one was possibly Flagrarus. For the second one I shall need to do some Scouring Of The Topic.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on November 12, 2010, 05:34:50 am
Tarran earned the first Topic Slot on Round 8 for getting 3 Achievements at the same time for performing an Involuntary Craniectomy on the Traitor Doomshifter.
On Round 28 RedWarrior0 earned Topic Slot 2 for Advancing The Plot and Because I Was Bored.
If RedWarrior0 does not want to Claim His Topic Slot I suppose you people could Vote On What You Want For It. This vote would concern All Players, in Both Threads, even in The Pre-Waiting Room. If you Want To Vote, post here. If you Don't Want To Vote good for you. Just keep on doing that. I'm going to Post A Voting Message in the other thread as well. Voting ends by Round 44.
Post by: RedWarrior0 on November 12, 2010, 08:13:49 pm
If not, what is the list of available topic slots?
Post by: Dwarfaholic on November 16, 2010, 04:20:43 am
I shall have to Compress The Topic Slightly.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on November 16, 2010, 04:56:42 am
Round Complete.
Xegeth: Enter Location, Interact:
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Flagrarus: Enter Location:
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Ragnarok97071: Lunatic Action:
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Tarran: Execute Plan:
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Inteuniso: Lunatic Action:
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Kagus: No Action [1]:
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Events And NPCs:
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((Voting Canceled: RedWarrior0 decided on his topic slot use.))
((Addendum: You people rolled freakishly well this round. I am disgusted and slightly aroused.))
Post by: Dwarfaholic on November 16, 2010, 04:57:10 am
Post by: Xegeth on November 16, 2010, 11:47:15 am
Post by: maxicaxi on November 16, 2010, 12:21:03 pm
also how do you watch a thread?
Post by: Flagrarus on November 16, 2010, 01:25:55 pm
So, people of the thread, can I open those doors, find out what this insanely hideous and powerfully awesome contraption is and possibly doom us all ( as well as the communists, of course )?
Please?
Post by: Xegeth on November 16, 2010, 01:37:40 pm
Post by: Rexfelum on November 16, 2010, 01:40:53 pm
(Or was it actually an Athenian who headed out there? There appears to only have been an "x4" on the move to the "Downstairs Lobby," when there are five of them. (Details, details.))
also how do you watch a thread?
Congratulations, you are now watching it the easy way. Just like I am. Go to "Show new replies to your posts" to see.
--Rexfelum
Post by: Flagrarus on November 16, 2010, 02:11:14 pm
Find the Afro and ask it whether I should open those doors and find out about this contraption or not.
The Athenians will just have to wait.
Post by: Tarran on November 16, 2010, 02:21:13 pm
Finish off the Communist Fanatics via Moar lightning.
Post by: ragnarok97071 on November 16, 2010, 04:31:49 pm
Post by: Kagus on November 16, 2010, 05:03:48 pm
Whatever. Do The Thing.
Post by: inteuniso on November 16, 2010, 07:40:57 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on November 20, 2010, 10:50:45 am
Round Complete.
Xegeth: Purchase Item:
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Flagrarus: Interact:
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Tarran: Physical Attack:
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Ragnarok97071: Enter Location, Acquire Item:
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Kagus: Execute Plan:
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Inteuniso: Investigate Area: Traps:
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Post by: ragnarok97071 on November 21, 2010, 08:31:14 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on November 23, 2010, 10:03:12 am
I had my own concert, my birthday, and an illness.Please excuse my tardiness.
Post by: Flagrarus on November 23, 2010, 01:39:25 pm
Head back inside the fort, vowing to avenge the afro by killing lots of communists ( because this was totally their fault ) and find the contraption
Post by: Tarran on November 23, 2010, 03:07:35 pm
Post by: Xegeth on November 23, 2010, 03:36:10 pm
Post by: ragnarok97071 on November 23, 2010, 04:57:07 pm
Post by: Kagus on November 23, 2010, 05:49:49 pm
Post by: inteuniso on November 23, 2010, 07:21:30 pm
Weaponize the ducky with disarmed traps.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on November 29, 2010, 07:05:17 am
Round Complete.
Ragnarok97071: Acquire Special Ability:
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Flagrarus: Move West [1]:
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Tarran: Construct Large Item:
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Xegeth: Consume Item: Edible Device:
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Kagus: Rest:
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Inteuniso: Enhance Item:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on November 29, 2010, 07:16:22 am
Post by: Kagus on November 29, 2010, 03:16:17 pm
Post by: Tarran on November 29, 2010, 03:48:12 pm
*snickers*
Uhh, anyway, go to the Athenians and ask if I can use the Generators' power for my own needs.
Post by: ragnarok97071 on November 29, 2010, 04:03:30 pm
Post by: inteuniso on November 29, 2010, 08:36:03 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on November 30, 2010, 08:13:19 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on December 05, 2010, 07:18:59 am
Round Complete.
((By the way, is it Ragnarok97071 or Ragnarok97071 II? I faintly remember we may have gone through one Ragnarok already.))
Kagus: Consume Item: Edible Device:
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Tarran: Interact:
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Ragnarok97071: Acquire Special Ability:
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Inteuniso: Find Creature:
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Flagrarus: Find Object:
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Acanthus117 II: Arrive:
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Events And NPCs:
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Post by: ragnarok97071 on December 05, 2010, 11:26:40 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on December 05, 2010, 01:54:05 pm
Post by: Tarran on December 05, 2010, 02:00:56 pm
Post by: ragnarok97071 on December 05, 2010, 02:19:22 pm
ONE MORE XARNDAMN TIME.
Post by: Flagrarus on December 05, 2010, 04:35:05 pm
Post by: inteuniso on December 05, 2010, 04:35:57 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on December 10, 2010, 02:25:20 am
Round Complete.
Ragnarok97071: Acquire Special Ability:
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Tarran: Assume Stealth:
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Flagrarus: Oxidize Gaseous Substance:
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Inteuniso: Interact:
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Acanthus117 II: Arrive:
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Kagus: Lunatic Action [1]:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on December 10, 2010, 02:25:40 am
Post by: Tarran on December 10, 2010, 02:31:10 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on December 10, 2010, 02:33:14 am
I usually don't want to Guide My Players, but you do realize you're In A Room That Is Slowly Filling With A Mysterious Gas, right?
Post by: Tarran on December 10, 2010, 02:38:20 am
*Looks at locations*
Oh yeah, I guess I am. Hm, I guess I've got to be more careful.
Soooo, action change.
Hold my breath and join the Athenians in their current action of staying away from the gas.
Post by: RedWarrior0 on December 10, 2010, 03:57:36 am
Post by: Kagus on December 10, 2010, 02:55:19 pm
Play a Funky Bass Track while doing this to confound any communists who might still be listening in.
Post by: Flagrarus on December 10, 2010, 03:41:50 pm
Then walk to the same corner the Athenians are, hand over the gameswitch to them and let them use it to save us.
Because I have no clue how to do so.
Post by: ragnarok97071 on December 10, 2010, 04:39:06 pm
Post by: RedWarrior0 on December 11, 2010, 12:26:54 am
Manipulate New Players Spawn In Labyrinth>Find something about disabling the need to breathe.
Then hand the gameswitch to one of the Athenians and let them use it to save us.
Because I have no clue how to do so.
Post by: Flagrarus on December 11, 2010, 06:43:48 am
Is that all? Well, that can be arranged...Manipulate New Players Spawn In Labyrinth>Find something about disabling the need to breathe.
Then hand the gameswitch to one of the Athenians and let them use it to save us.
Because I have no clue how to do so.
Post by: inteuniso on December 11, 2010, 10:01:47 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on December 16, 2010, 02:20:28 pm
Round Complete.
Tarran: Avoid Gaseous Substance:
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Kagus: Interact, Entertain:
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Flagrarus: Change Option, Donate Gameswitch:
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Ragnarok97071: Physical Heal: Self:
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Inteuniso: Physical Attack: Brutes:
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Acanthus117 II: No Action[1]:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on December 17, 2010, 04:37:18 am
Post by: Tarran on December 17, 2010, 05:15:01 am
Post by: ragnarok97071 on December 17, 2010, 12:12:43 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on December 21, 2010, 01:01:22 pm
Post by: inteuniso on December 21, 2010, 04:17:47 pm
Ask the brutes how I can help them.
Post by: Flagrarus on December 22, 2010, 06:36:16 am
Follow everyone through the door...backwards.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on December 22, 2010, 11:53:25 am
Round Complete.
Tarran: Move [1]:
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Ragnarok97071: Enhance Object:
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Inteuniso: Interact:
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Flagrarus: Move [1]:
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Kagus: Lunatic Action:
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Acanthus117 II: No Action [2]:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on December 22, 2010, 11:53:44 am
Post by: Tarran on December 22, 2010, 03:50:39 pm
Post by: inteuniso on December 22, 2010, 06:27:00 pm
It would be mean, otherwise.
Post by: ragnarok97071 on December 22, 2010, 10:24:03 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on December 23, 2010, 01:20:18 pm
I...did get it back, right?
Post by: Dwarfaholic on December 28, 2010, 01:38:56 pm
Round Complete.
Tarran: Move [1]:
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Achievement Unlocked! "Half A Century"
Somehow survive for 50 turns. Yeah, as if that'll happen to anyone.
Inteuniso: Assist NPC:
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Ragnarok97071: Move [1]:
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Flagrarus: Gain Instruction:
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Kagus: Lunatic Action:
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Achievement Unlocked! "Achievement Blocked!"
Have someone else get an achievement on the same turn you would get it.
Acanthus117 II: No Action [3]:
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On The Gameswitches And Game Theory:
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Post by: ragnarok97071 on December 28, 2010, 01:50:28 pm
Post by: Kagus on December 28, 2010, 03:38:45 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on December 29, 2010, 01:47:49 pm
Post by: ragnarok97071 on December 29, 2010, 01:51:03 pm
Post by: Tarran on December 29, 2010, 03:23:06 pm
Post by: Rexfelum on December 29, 2010, 10:27:37 pm
An NPC explains the plot.
Land sakes, this game has a plot now!
--Rexfelum
Post by: inteuniso on December 29, 2010, 11:53:31 pm
Damn my failing!
Request stamps to fill out these forms.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on January 01, 2011, 09:24:11 am
Also, Bonus Round:
DF Arena Mode Fight To The Death.
All Current Players and their NPC Allies are thrown into a Roughly Circular Arena-Like Structure. Dying here Will Not Kill Your Character. All the Kills you manage to get, however, will be Transferred To You at The End Of The Bonus Round.
Disclaimer: There will, of course, be some Issues. For instance, my Unmodded DF does not Contain any Immediately Obvious Replacements for, say a Ghastly, and my Moltres is, sadly, a Dragon. Also, there were some Errors in the Execution of the Round, and these will be Pointed Out where relevant.
Perhaps if I do this A Second Time I will consider Modding Out More Fitting Fighters. But meeeeeeh.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on January 01, 2011, 11:19:53 am
The Battle.
Initial Positions:
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Spoiler: First Blood (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Some Time Later (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Still Some Time Later (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Tallying The Scores: (click to show/hide)
Post by: Dwarfaholic on January 01, 2011, 11:20:35 am
Post by: ragnarok97071 on January 01, 2011, 12:16:07 pm
Post by: Tarran on January 01, 2011, 02:20:38 pm
Also, good job Kagus for getting 9 kills. Jeez, that's a lot of kills.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on January 01, 2011, 03:47:24 pm
Wait, so I was the only one with armor and I STILL LOST? also, why wasn't I using my sword?
Ragnarok, there are some things science cannot provide an answer for.
This... is one of those things.
Post by: Flagrarus on January 01, 2011, 05:19:47 pm
Manipulate <Idling Actions Auto-Succeed (to <Idling Counts As An Action>)
Cut a dimensional hole in space between where I am and somewhere on the moon, using my gameswitch.
Post by: Rexfelum on January 01, 2011, 05:27:43 pm
Flagrarus: 1 (Groovesprite)
HmH: 1 (Schilcote)
Inteuniso: 1 (Ragnarok97071)
Kagus: 8 (Maxicaxi, Paranatural II, Pikachu, Ghastly, Scyther, Schilcote, Rexfelum, Moltres)
Maxicaxi: 0
Paranatural II: 0
Ragnarok97071: 0
ReDeadEr: 0
RedWarrior0: 0
Rexfelum: 2 (RedWarrior0, HmH)
Schilcote: 1 (ReDeadEr)
Tarran: 3 (Flagrarus, Kagus, Groovesprite)
The key difference other than my 2 kills is that Kagus had 8 kills, not 9. Also, Schilcote died twice. Dang.
--Rexfelum
Edited P.S.: Subsequent discussion suggests that Schilcote's second death, to Kagus's Groovesprite, may actually have been Inteuniso's death.
Post by: Tarran on January 01, 2011, 05:31:36 pm
Post by: Zrk2 on January 01, 2011, 11:30:16 pm
Post by: inteuniso on January 02, 2011, 09:51:41 am
Interesting.
Post by: Rexfelum on January 02, 2011, 01:45:17 pm
So wait... how did I die? I went from completely unharmed to dead.
Interesting.
Oh ho ho! A missing entry! Just what we needed: I think we can presume that one of Schilcote's deaths was actually yours. Probably the second one, to Kagus's Groovesprite.
--Rexfelum
Post by: Kagus on January 03, 2011, 05:39:41 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on January 07, 2011, 06:11:37 am
Round Complete.
Ragnarok97071: Obtain Item:
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Tarran: Locate Object:
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Inteuniso: Request Item:
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Flagrarus: Change Option, Use Gameswitch:
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Kagus: AUTOPILOT:
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Schilcote: Arrive:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on January 07, 2011, 06:13:09 am
Post by: inteuniso on January 07, 2011, 04:52:25 pm
Post by: Tarran on January 07, 2011, 04:56:06 pm
Close My Eyes, and Dream the Beta Object into Existence.
Post by: Flagrarus on January 07, 2011, 05:37:22 pm
Take Tarran's rings and put them on my yellow rodent.
Post by: Roy Greenhilt on January 15, 2011, 12:43:33 pm
Have my yellow rodent and my gassy ball fight each other until one of them starts flashing, and turns into a different, somewhat larger and stronger creature.not gonna work if the pikachu keeps winning... you need a thunderstone
also give your scyther some metal and trade him (then get him back) to an ally... free scizor
Post by: Flagrarus on January 15, 2011, 03:07:42 pm
Have my yellow rodent and my gassy ball fight each other until one of them starts flashing, and turns into a different, somewhat larger and stronger creature.not gonna work if the pikachu keeps winning... you need a thunderstone
also give your scyther some metal and trade him (then get him back) to an ally... free scizor
Oh, you're right. Well then, I guess I should change my action.
Post by: inteuniso on February 03, 2011, 10:34:16 pm
Post by: ragnarok97071 on February 03, 2011, 10:53:43 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on February 07, 2011, 03:28:07 am
Your posts are very important to us. Please hold.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on February 21, 2011, 07:13:24 am
Round Complete.
Inteuniso: Instruct NPC:
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Tarran: Craft Object, Donate Object:
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New Rule Discovered! Donating Objects Always Succeeds
Sub- Rule Discovered! Receiving Them... Not So Much.
Flagrarus: Acquire Object, Donate Object:
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Kagus: AUTOPILOT
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Ragnarok97071: Lunatic Action:
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He has now never been.
Post by: Dwarfaholic on February 21, 2011, 07:13:43 am
Post by: inteuniso on February 21, 2011, 10:41:22 am
Post by: Tarran on February 21, 2011, 04:23:01 pm
Post by: ragnarok97071 on February 21, 2011, 05:42:44 pm
FISH.
That is all.
Post by: Rexfelum on February 22, 2011, 12:06:00 am
What happens next may, sadly, be at the will of Vorthon.
--Rexfelum
Post by: Dwarfaholic on February 22, 2011, 07:24:48 am
Post by: Flagrarus on February 25, 2011, 10:55:32 am
Post by: Dwarfaholic on February 25, 2011, 01:14:38 pm
Round Complete.
Inteuniso: Persuade NPC, Donate Object:
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Tarran: Plot:
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New Rule Discovered! Narration Is Possible
Achievement Unlocked! "Narrator No Narrating"
Out-narrate the narrator.
Ragnarok97071: Lunatic Action:
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Flagrarus: Consume Object:
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Kagus: No Action:
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HmH: Arrive:
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Post by: Dwarfaholic on February 25, 2011, 01:54:41 pm
Post by: Tarran on February 25, 2011, 02:25:34 pm
Ummm... I'm kinda lost here after the long break. Errrr... continue with the plot?
Post by: ragnarok97071 on February 25, 2011, 04:06:59 pm
Off to the Waiting room thread again, then.
Post by: HmH on February 25, 2011, 09:32:17 pm
Post by: inteuniso on February 26, 2011, 11:20:36 am
Ask the BRUTES if their masters have any sorts of LARGE WEAPONRY.
Post by: Flagrarus on February 26, 2011, 02:00:53 pm
Change Magic option to the right. It goes to 5.5, right? I suppose that will have to do.
So, anyone want to volunteer for being teleported to the moon? If not, I may just pick someone at random, so...
Post by: Rexfelum on February 26, 2011, 04:38:18 pm
Yeah, I'm kind of at a loss as well. I suppose we should...go to the moon, still. Somehow.
Change Magic option to the right. It goes to 5.5, right? I suppose that will have to do.
If that doesn't do enough, remember this option on the Gameswitch:
New Players Spawn In Labyrinth><New Players Are Dropped Off At Earth Base>
Evidence suggests that you could get other players to new and exciting locations, like the Moon. If not, then at least the "Dreamlands":
There are eight Gameswitches we know of. Four of them control the four Regions; the Earth, the Moon, the Labyrinth, and the Dreamlands.
I'd personally like to arrive on Earth before Kagus forgets to breath, but HmH's difficulties in arriving suggest that alternatives may be preferable. Maybe I can challenge Kagus through dreamsssss . . .
--Rexfelum
Post by: Kagus on February 28, 2011, 08:41:52 am
I haven't read the latest updates, and thus have no real idea what's going on. As such, I guess I'll Disco-Disco Shoot Something.
Post by: Flagrarus on February 28, 2011, 04:08:33 pm
Post by: Dwarfaholic on March 29, 2011, 11:33:30 am
But is there anyone left who wants to read these?
Post by: Tarran on March 29, 2011, 01:36:51 pm
Post by: Xegeth on March 29, 2011, 02:13:45 pm
Post by: Rexfelum on March 30, 2011, 10:40:35 am
--Rexfelum
Post by: ragnarok97071 on March 30, 2011, 04:50:38 pm
Post by: Flagrarus on March 30, 2011, 06:45:49 pm
Post by: inteuniso on March 30, 2011, 07:00:25 pm