While I was adventuring, a giant in the tropical area threw me at palm tree. I collided, and blew up.
Talk about a literal facepalm.
You should have known when to leaf.I think that's the root of the problem.
I think you should branch out with your next character. Learn throwing and slowly sap that giant's life from a distance. That should sow the seeds of your victory.Ah, throwing, that old chestnut. I pine for the days when it was ludicrously effective. But even though alder changes in the new version have changed it a bit, you'll still find that if you lycophyte, you willow your life as much to hastily hurled stones as you will to being spruced up in armour and elm. Especially against demons, whether they be of ash or covered in fir. So, yep, train throwing or you'll rapidly become a copse.
While I was adventuring, a giant in the tropical area threw me at palm tree. I collided, and blew up.
Talk about a literal facepalm.
That giant sure was a bad apple.
This is my favorite thread ever.
I didn't realize puns are so poplar here.
Hopefully Toady will have everything weeded out by the time we're done flourishing these nutty puns.
Every grain of this thread is being used up. There ought to be a few saplings left of puns. Get off the grass of yesterday and think up some more. This can't be the cap of the tower, there should still be some left to spawn. Let's keep our helmets plump, all the ideas aren't pruned yet. There are still some kernels left to be assaulted. So stop wasting your time shaking the berries off your branch.
This thread is mica me laugh alunite long, but we shale not run out of puns yet.Yew're doing it wrong.
This thread is mica me laugh alunite long, but we shale not run out of puns yet.Yew're doing it wrong.
Who needs industree when yew've got tree puns?This thread is mica me laugh alunite long, but we shale not run out of puns yet.Yew're doing it wrong.
Come now. Rock puns are a little hoaky, but at least he's showing some industree.
Ah yes. This thread might have reached the top of the tower (i.e. cap.) for tree puns. Furthermore we should probably stop barking out these tree puns, for they are a pine in the aspen, and make me so glumprong.
Nay, the woods of punmenship are evergreen.GAAAAAAAAH IT BURNS!
Ok, ok, where do blood-sucking elves come from?
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<3Nay, the woods of punmenship are evergreen.GAAAAAAAAH IT BURNS!
Ok, ok, where do blood-sucking elves come from?
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I think I soiled myself.That's not a pun! That's an adianoeta!
That's not a pun! That's an adianoeta!
Not to be confused with an acacia.
Oh Armok make it stop
I don't get it... I'm good at puns... I just can't think of any right now...
However, I quarter sawn this coming. It's planer to see that without a jointer effort, this thread wood not have been working.
I dunno, it looks oak-a now that I look at it.
With text and a photo(http://i39.tinypic.com/2s6sga0.png)
We can count the age of each one by how many rings there were.
Perhaps you should take root in a town, and recruit olive the other young sprouts to help you grow.
wooden it be a shame if someone was to kill this threadThey'd have to pick a good opportunity.
The longnose gar roast I ate last week tasted really bad: I don't think it was even made of Realgar!
I myself like puns, just as long as they are not horribly terrible.Well, you don't have to be a prick about it. The fruits of our labor are bountiful at least.
I am quite frond of this thread. ;)
I myself like puns, just as long as they are not horribly terrible.
Even worse... they do it syrupticiously.I am quite frond of this thread. ;)
I myself like puns, just as long as they are not horribly terrible.
All puns are at yeast a bit terrible. Of course, some are berry bad - so bad they sap your life away.
Eight
Pages
Of
Tree
Puns!
(http://www.google.com/url?source=imgres&ct=img&q=http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/face-palm-your-doing-it-wrong-500x400.jpg&ei=hcTXS8XkGYi6tgO75sjmBQ&sa=X&oi=image_landing_page_redirect&ct=legacy&usg=AFQjCNEiMOA8gVt6szvBeizvKPG3Yg37jQ)I raise douglas fir yew, good fir.
I'm so happy a friend pointed me to this thread. It has a certain...je ne sequoia.
Sad to see people slipping off-topic, though; better to go with the phloem.
I myself like puns, just as long as they are not horribly terrible.Well, you don't have to be a prick about it. The fruits of our labor are bountiful at least.
Has this thread finally wilted?
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WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!A mean green punning machine. A true powerplant of awesomeness.
That's the most disgusting innuendo I've efir seen.I dunno, I have one worse: If you have redwood, go see a doctor. >_<
I'm pretty sure this thread contains alder puns possible.We could go out on a limb and do other puns.
Hmm.. not much puns here..
Trying to think of more puns has me stumped. Thinking of rock puns has been fruitless as well, all of them are taken!
This thread is a pun manufacturing plant.
Wow, this thread is treediculous.There's no need to be such a bitch about it. I don't want to shepard you into a mute, but if you dane agree, I might just retriever my old banhammer.
'Wow, this thread is treediculous.There's no need to be such a bitch about it. I don't want to shepard you into a mute, but if you dane agree, I might just retriever my old banhammer.
Don't be such a little Shi Tzu.'Wow, this thread is treediculous.There's no need to be such a bitch about it. I don't want to shepard you into a mute, but if you dane agree, I might just retriever my old banhammer.
Of all the shitty puns you have thrown at me in chat recently, this is the shittiest ever.
I.E Banhammer is only something 12 year olds and saracstic Goonstation admins say.
Indeed, having to start a new thread out of the ashes of the old would be horrible.I think I'll be Lenin the thread a hand, so it won't get Marx'd for deletion by Toady, but even if I do, I would just be Stalin the inevitable.
I wouldn't want to see this thread burn itself out either, we have to keep feeding it puns without smothering it with bad ones.
Indeed, having to start a new thread out of the ashes of the old would be horrible.I think I'll be Lenin the thread a hand, so it won't get Marx'd for deletion by Toady, but even if I do, I would just be Stalin the inevitable.
I wouldn't want to see this thread burn itself out either, we have to keep feeding it puns without smothering it with bad ones.
That phrase made just about as much cents as communism.
sorry.
That phrase made just about as much cents as communism.I Trotsky'd right into that pun.
sorry.
A pig killed me.Capitalistic swine!
Indeed you shall bleed Red today.A pig killed me.Capitalistic swine!
Ok, I think I just took the Communism puns too far.
A man with a BS in NecromancyI'm guessing they felt quite animated.
As enthralling as this thread started, it quickly sucked the life out of me and left only a husk. I need my mummy now.
I saw a dog talking to a elf the other day.. seems he was barking up the wrongtreeDon't you mean that it was grate? I mean, there's a big door of opportunities for furniture-based puns, you know.
that wasbadGreat!
Just plain jokes are lame way to puntinue this thread, imso.Isnt this treat plane and lame already?
Just plain jokes are lame way to puntinue this thread, imso.Isnt this treat plane and lame already?
Just plain jokes are lame way to puntinue this thread, imso.Isnt this treat plane and lame already?
It is still airborne.
The still is airborne for some reason as well.
its dead
It just won't stay dead!
*bashes the thread in the head with a bed, ehm, mallet*
Are you trying to get back to the roots of this thread?It just won't stay dead!
*bashes the thread in the head with a bed, ehm, mallet*
*Bashes his face with a palm tree.*
Maybe.. Why you ashking?Are you trying to get back to the roots of this thread?It just won't stay dead!
*bashes the thread in the head with a bed, ehm, mallet*
*Bashes his face with a palm tree.*
Maybe.. Why you ashking?Are you trying to get back to the roots of this thread?It just won't stay dead!
*bashes the thread in the head with a bed, ehm, mallet*
*Bashes his face with a palm tree.*