God's Clusterforum Game
Status
God:
Advisors:
- Nirur Torir Favor: 31
- Criptfeind Favor: 31 Demand: 12 Favor for the first to get me a eagles egg from the top of the mountain.
- Demonic Spoon Favor: 33
Players:
- qwertyuiopas Favor: 20
- Cheddarius Favor: 22
- Diablous Favor: 21
- mission0 Favor: 22
- Ultimuh Favor: 20
Rules
God:
Immutable:
- Tylui is God.
- What God says, goes.
Advisors:
Immutable:
1) 3 Advisors
2) An Advisor may grant his Favor to Players in any fashion he chooses.
3) An Advisor may make demands of the Players(Sacrifices, Goals, etc.)
4) An Advisor may propose laws for the powers and restrictions of the Advisors and the Players, which must be unanimously agreed upon by the Advisors to be ratified. Once all Advisors have casted a vote, the law either passes or fails, and cannot be proposed again.
5) An Advisor may create a Tier 0 object in the world at the price of 1 Favor
6) An Advisor may give the breath of life to a Tier 0 object at the price of 2 Favor
7) An Advisor may give the gift of intelligence to a Tier 0 living object at the price of 3 Favor
8] For the previous 3 rules, the price triples for every size tier: Tier 0 = 0~1 humans, Tier 1 = 1~2 humans, Tier 2 = 2~3 humans, etc
9) An Advisor may make a Law without the need for voting at the price of 15 Favor
Advisory Laws:
none yet
Players:
Immutable:
1) 5 Players
Advisory Laws:
none yet
World
Turn 0: (http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3945/world002.png) (http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3945/world002.png)
Turn 1: (http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/8586/world003.png) (http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/8586/world003.png)
Turn 2: (http://a.imageshack.us/img444/3898/world004.png) (http://a.imageshack.us/img444/3898/world004.png)
Honestly, I have no idea what to expect from this game. I don't even know if the semi-nomic that the Advisor's will be playing will work or anything. I honestly don't know what the eff is going on. This is the bad acid trip of forum games. ENJOY!
Turn 1: Let's get it started HOT
Player Actions:
qwertyuiopas
>Create, possibly with the help of local intelligent beings, a giant steampunk city-helicopter-airship. No silly huge container of light gas to keep it afloat, this thing will be 90% spinning sharpened metal blades, maybe with magma!
>With that as the eventual goal, start a mine, and dig for metal.
qwertyuiopas begins digging at the earth with his bare hands, searching for metal ore, with which to build a massive airship. He finds a vein of ore! But alas, is not able to do much with it, due his barehandedness. He also finds a small green box with a small lock on the front. It looks rather impossible to open, and despite a few taps to the metal vein, impossible to break open as well.
Cheddarius
>Head towards the mountain
You valiantly head towards the mountain in an attempt to please the powers! What shall you name this mountain?
Diablous
>I head to the lava crack thing to investigate it
You begin to head South, towards the Lavacrackthing. As you approach it, night falls, but your way remains illuminated in a very deep orange glow from straight ahead. You approach the rim of the crevice, and decide it needs a name. What shall you call it?
mission0
>I'll run into the forest and punch a tree... like a boss!
Being quite excited at being alive, or maybe at such a beautiful day, heck maybe you were just pissed off at a tree, you decide to run into the forest. Gaining momentum on the way, your body begins to glow an awesome purpley color, and you Warlock Punch (http://super-smash-bros.wikia.com/wiki/Warlock_Punch) the nearest tree, smashing it to bits, and the largest chuck of it clear across the forest! What shall you name this forest? Since you OWND it. LULZ GET IT?!
Ultimuh
>All I can do is stare at the vast blue sky
And so you do! But as the minutes become hours, you begin pondering a great deal of questions about the planet and the particular continent you inhabit now. Why is there no name for this place? Name the planet, and the continent!
Advisor Actions & Proposals:
Nirur Torir
"I propose that all players be the head of a ten person tribe (Including them, so they would have nine followers), but they must provide a feasible explanation for being the head of the tribe. 'Head' should be defined by each individual player, where 'head' would be something such as 'chieftain' or 'shaman.'"
Comment: I'm about to add rules that allow Advisor's to add creatures/NPCs, but if this passes, I'll create the NPCs so none of your favor has to be used up. ;)
1 Favor to Cheddarius
1 Favor to mission 0
Criptfeind
1 Favor to Cheddarius
1 Favor to Diablous
Divine Intervention:
New Rule: Advisors may create a Tier 0 object in the world at the price of 1 Favor
New Rule: Advisors may give the breath of life to a Tier 0 object at the price of 2 Favor
New Rule: Advisors may give the gift of intelligence to a Tier 0 living object at the price of 3 Favor
New Rule: For the previous 3 rules, the price triples for every size tier: Tier 0 = 0~1 humans, Tier 1 = 1~2 humans, etc
New Rule: Advisors may make a Law without the need for voting at the price of 15 Favor
10 Favor to all Players
30 Favor to all Advisors
(http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/8586/world003.png) (http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/8586/world003.png)
Turn 2: I swear, there never was a ridiculously long wait, you're all trippin'.
Player Actions:
Mission
>Name the forest "Serenity Forest"
It is so!
>Find a staff, send a prayer to the heavens asking for a blessing
You find a staff! Upon the completion of the prayer, you feel the staff's weight drop considerably, and you feel its weight like a fraction of a feather's. You test it, cautious of breaking it, and begin to understand that it would take a great deal to break this great rod.
>"Who goes there? I go here! My name is Mission and I am here and there!"
Divine Intervention: Small and ordinary critters(The size of a hog and smaller), now inhabit the world and can be found roaming the forest and the mountain and the plains. Any actions/role playing involving them is free and is fair game.
Therefore, you find some rabbits! Hurrah!
A distant thunderstorm rumbles...(Heavenly Dialogue)Dear Advisors; it has come to my attention that one of our followers has apparently given himself a name and has begun to proclaim it without permission. This is of little matter to a God like myself, but to yourselves, it seems a bit haughty! As if our Heavenly Court is unable to name people! Surely, they may have an opinion, but just as surely, so must you! Decide whether or not to punish this mortal for such an audacious action.
Diablous
>I name it "Islas" and engrave the name into something.
And it is so! The nearest thing you find to engrave is a large boulder, and you find a smaller, denser stone and begin to engrave the new name: "Islas"! As you do so, the boulder begins to glow where you have etched. This boulder shall forever glow and tell the name of the great crater!
qwertyuiopas
>Make a tool that will shatter rock and break ore into chunks, and can be re-used without damage. Ideally, a dwarven pick.
No such tool easily presents itself to you, but you surmise that if nothing else you can use some heavy stones that are lying near to smash the rocks apart.
(Also the debate about him finding an ore vein: it's very soft earth, and the ore was right there underneath it. Plus...)
Suddenly, the Earth below qwertyuiopas began to rumble for a good number of seconds...
Cheddarius
>Name the mountain "Mount Nirur"
It is so!
>Head for the mountain some more!
After long hours and days, and countless small hills and valleys(and even a river!), you reach the base of the mountain, only to realize the scale of such a place! This will be a dangerous, yet rewarding journey! In order to survive such conditions, some preparations and much prayer should be made.
A sudden breeze near Cheddarius whistles through the grass. It almost sounds like the wind whispered "A minor gift. Ask, and you might receive."
>"Glorious God, I kneel before thy grace, and plead humbly for aid! I pray to you in your benevolence, which shines upon us all like the warm rays of the sun! Mighty God, grant me a bow!"
Yep, 2 favor for one(1) bow and one(1) quiver.
Ultimuh
>Ponders his existence
It is a fine one indeed! No reedits necessary! You have been given a grand and honorable task of naming this planet and this continent! The heavenly powers urge you to do so!
Advisor Actions & Proposals:
Nirur Torir
Vote "Yea" on Nirur Torir's Proposal
Criptfeind
Vote "Yea" on Nirur Torir's Proposal
Demonic Spoon
Bless the staff in some way if possible.(See above; next time YOU come up with how to bless it or I'll defavor you. Har.)
1 Favor to mission0
Heavenly Court:
New Rule: Small and ordinary critters(The size of a hog and smaller), now inhabit the world and can be found roaming the forest and the mountain and the plains. Any actions/roleplaying involving them is free and fair, unless otherwise deemed by the Advisors.
New Rule: It is considered blasphemous for a Player to name an intelligent being(oneself included) without the consent of a Heavenly Official.
Nirur Torir's Law has two votes; needs one more to pass! As it isn't much of a "Law", I'll just say this: Every Player will command a 10 person tribe if it passes...
Proposition 2: All advisors may only act against each other through the players (if this isn't true already).
Proposition 3: Any adviser may block a "rule 9 law" for 20 favor. Multiple advisers may pool favor for the sole use of countering a "rule 9 law," so long as the total favor pooled equals 20.
Player Rule 3 ABOLISHED I find it more appropriate to let the Advisors decide what Players can do with their favor.
10 Favor to all Players
(http://a.imageshack.us/img444/3898/world004.png) (http://a.imageshack.us/img444/3898/world004.png)
NOTE: I forgot to put the mountain's name on here. Whoops.
So yeah, sorry it's been forever. If there's no interest in this game anymore I totally understand.
I'm making lots of small changes to the rules and such. It feels very loose-endy and I think that's why I gave up interest. I'll try to cure it this time instead of abandoning!