Take up shotgun. Load
Finish eating.
Attach the dead bodys arms to yourself and see if you can get 4 working arms!
Attach the dead bodys arms to yourself and see if you can get 4 working arms!
>See if you can feel pain. If not, take your tongue off.
1) hack arms ofAttach the dead bodys arms to yourself and see if you can get 4 working arms!
You have no idea how to do this.
1) hack arms ofAttach the dead bodys arms to yourself and see if you can get 4 working arms!
You have no idea how to do this.
2) make holes in your sides abaut the size of the arms bases
3) jam the arms in there
4) apply duckape, glue, or whatever.
Yell at the driver.
"Hey! I'm a good zombie!"
Also, stitch "I am a good zombie, do not shoot me." onto our shirt.
We're ending this right now.
USEC_OFFICER, is it possible, in this game, to attach arms to your sides and thus gain new working arms (and all that implies; new nerve endings to the arms, new parts of your brain that let you control the arms and understand how to work with four arms, etc.)?
They don't HAVE to be controllable. We are already zombie-clumsy, and even arms that flail around on their own whit no connection at all to your brain are awesome.
Armok, please, if you dont stop doing very annoying suggestions like a 10-year old then this thread will get locked. Dont do this please. I like this thread.
>Approach guardsmen peacefully.Although be ready to take cover if he fires at us.
>Approach guardsmen peacefully.
Hold up hands in "I surrender" position. Try to look frightened.
Shout: "I'm on your side!" first,though.Hold up hands in "I surrender" position. Try to look frightened.
And in case they believe it, we're going after some pharmaceutical companies...Shout: "I'm on your side!" first,though.Hold up hands in "I surrender" position. Try to look frightened.
Tell them you can act as an interpreter and tell them what the zombies are saying.
Tell them you can act as an interpreter and tell them what the zombies are saying.
But still sit contently.Tell them you can act as an interpreter and tell them what the zombies are saying.
Also, say that all we want is to be human again.
Sit contently.
accept, without provisos
Who the hell do you think I am?
Is there any human bases other than this one?
"What's the state of the world?"
Can I have a backpack full of meat rations so that I can eat them and grow to counteract any damage?
What sort of weapons and training will we receive?
Is there any human bases other than this one?You are currently training in one of many bases along the Rockies, to defend against the government of Dave. The government of Dave has bases far to the east of the rockies. In between are scattered settlements of humans and zombies. These settlements are trying to rebuild their industry and economy. They use primitive firearms and metal weapons.
Can zombies breed?
Whats the vector for infections? Fluids?
Do as told. Wait until the zombies are working the fields, then rush into the factory as quietly as possible. Have everyone keep a lookout for zombies. If you are seen and the alarm is sounded, make a break for the factory.
We don't have remote charges.
Excellent plan.
"We still got to blow it up."
Wait, why are we attacking this? It doesn't seem too threatening. why bother?
"Why the bloody hell can't we get an anti-materiel rifle in here?!?"
Hm... we have a .45, which is a big, slow round. Them shields have to be pretty thick to hold off multiple shots. A Five-seveN with officially armor-piercing rounds would be nice, or just something loaded with .30-06, or an M2 Browning loaded with AP. Or ZOMBAH LAZORZ!
Shoot lasers from our eyes.
that does not seem nice, also, do we know how long zombies half-live?Zombies are stable. They don't have a half life.
Attaaaaaaaaaaack
Charge, shoot, pistol whip. Reload. Rinse, repeat. Get detonator ASAP. Blow place to hell and back.
Switch sides!I honestly and not sarcasticly support this. we could help the zombies alot.
also, zombie boomer DOES have a half-life. so do lots of fat zombies.You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Inconceivable!also, zombie boomer DOES have a half-life. so do lots of fat zombies.You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
incon-ceiviablealso, zombie boomer DOES have a half-life. so do lots of fat zombies.You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Kill the enemies, do your mission, and act suprised when you are rewarded a bullet to the head by the humans who used you.
Stab sword in, watch magma and heat save you
By "save", do you mean "incinerate?"Stab sword in, watch magma and heat save you
Whos immortal?
Surrender.By "save", do you mean "incinerate?"Stab sword in, watch magma and heat save you
HURL THEM INTO THE FIERY INFERNOALL OF THEM
Stop fighting and suddenly become stern. Lay your hand gently on the nearest zombie's shoulder. Speak softly, but firmly. "I'm really sorry I have to say this, but we've been going through hard times, and your smelting work here just doesn't meet our high standards..." Lay your other hand on his shoulder, with a firm grip. "We can't afford to keep you here." Become angry. Gripping his shoulders, whirl around and hurl him into the smelter, roaring, "YOU'RE FIRED!"I agree. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/IncrediblyLamePun)
Stop fighting and suddenly become stern. Lay your hand gently on the nearest zombie's shoulder. Speak softly, but firmly. "I'm really sorry I have to say this, but we've been going through hard times, and your smelting work here just doesn't meet our high standards..." Lay your other hand on his shoulder, with a firm grip. "We can't afford to keep you here." Become angry. Gripping his shoulders, whirl around and hurl him into the smelter, roaring, "YOU'RE FIRED!"
why the countdown?
killing another team-member who was caught off-guard. He had the dentonator.Had he already used the detonator?
Do the humans have the other one?
Back at the base?Do the humans have the other one?
There's no humans.
Tell him your squad number, what army base you came from, any identification you had.
Tell him your squad number, what army base you came from, any identification you had.
This.
I think it sounds pretty reasonable. I mean, if you're about to shoot this guy and suddenly he says, "No, wait, I'm a private first class from Camp McQuiade, I'm in USASOC, 7th Reanimated Regiment, etc., serving under Commander such-and-such, just go call him, he'll tell you, my name is Fred, etc.", you're more liable to believe him, yeah? Those are some pretty good and specific credentials, and one call is all it takes to verify you.this
I think it sounds pretty reasonable. I mean, if you're about to shoot this guy and suddenly he says, "No, wait, I'm a private first class from Camp McQuiade, I'm in USASOC, 7th Reanimated Regiment, etc., serving under Commander such-and-such, just go call him, he'll tell you, my name is Fred, etc.", you're more liable to believe him, yeah? Those are some pretty good and specific credentials, and one call is all it takes to verify you.
Tell him your squad number, what army base you came from, any identification you had.
Notice how I'm wearing Kevlar? I'm on your side, I only wanted to help.
Stop! I work with what remains of the human civilisation!
Well he did smell different. "Are you human, or... Other?"
Also, try to delay as long as possible through conversation.
"Might I know why you were sent to kill me?"
"You smell different than other humans. Just who do you work for?!"
Why wasn't my idea/question/action done?
"I don't think you work for the humans. I have not been a trator to them and the only other side is the zombies. You work for the zombies, don't you!"
definatly this."I don't think you work for the humans. I have not been a trator to them and the only other side is the zombies. You work for the zombies, don't you!"
This.
"I don't think you work for the humans. I have not been a trator to them and the only other side is the zombies. You work for the zombies, don't you!"
The zombie could have confused us for a person on thier side...?
Umm, well, the super-cells are designed to take over for other cells, so it really isn't much of a stretch to have them modify their function in response to a sudden need for alternative means of locomotion...this is quite believable
Umm, well, the super-cells are designed to take over for other cells, so it really isn't much of a stretch to have them modify their function in response to a sudden need for alternative means of locomotion...Yes. Yes it is.
"Remind me. How am I a traitor again? I was certain that I was following orders as outlined by my commanding officer. Also, doesn't training a soldier take time and money? It would be a terrible waste of time and money to kill me. After all I follow my orders, it ensures my survival, insubordination would probably wind up getting me killed. I don't see why anyone would kill a good soldier, unless they did something wrong. So remind me, how am I a traitor?"
"Wait, so I work for them, and they repay me by sending a bumbling fool like you to kill me? I bet you you'll be next."
"I wonder what a person would have smelt like after being cured of Zombiism. Or... Almost cured"
Que Dramatic Music.
Ask him what deodorant/shampoo/soap he uses. That might be the cause of the funny smell.
Ask him Who he is.
Keep pushing on the "How am I a traitor?" front.
Eat him.Nooooooo. What if the humans are watching. Doubtless they would record it and use it against us if we ever returned to base/were captured.
How about, take a look around, if you don't see any humans, helicopters, planes, or drones, eat away. Else, take just the uniform.I don't really get what is going on but we should probably focus on survival, short and long term.
Have we eaten him all? Did we only get 1 health? Will we gradually get more as he is digested?
Steal a motorcycle and head out onto the road, becoming a lone defender of justice for zombie and survivor alike.
Abscond.
Assemble an army of zombie-bears!
Go report back to group.
Another has a yellow triangle in a blue circle. A third has a black circle in a red box. The fourth and final arrow has a red cross on a white background.Red Cross White Background first. (Totally a med-bay, improvised weapons galore. We have 14 bullets.)
Red Cross White Background first. (Totally a med-bay, improvised weapons galore. We have 14 bullets.)
Black Circle and Red Box next.
Yellow Triangle in a Blue Circle last.
Go to the exit where there is the least smell.Weapon at the ready.
Am I the only one who thought that the SMG is from Halo?
Am I the only one who thought that the SMG is from Halo?
You notice a strange smell, something you never smelled before.
So we're on a different floor with the same signs?
Examine the machines.
fire a revolver bullet down there.
>Jump down and enact a combat montage.
Shotgun? Grenades? Minigun? Anybody?
Smash it with your pistol, put it back in your belt and pull out your wrench, and fend them off while retreating.
Smash it with your pistol, put it back in your belt and pull out your wrench, and fend them off while retreating.I like this plan.
Smash it with your pistol, put it back in your belt and pull out your wrench, and fend them off while retreating.
Throw flashlight away (This from that ehh, thing game where you had to detonate a nuke in a temple or something)
check for nuclear bomb,then use the yellow crystal on him.. Seriously.
At least grab a second SMG, and flip them both to Burst. If they have it.
Try to talk to the remaining humans, if they don't actually see your victims then they might be more receptive...
Get the SMGs too, not just the clips.
Eat one more portion of the arm.
Drag a portion of meat along with you just in case.
Go to the blue one.
you wonder why somebody would shine a light down a hallway.
Can we turn on our flashlight, covering the light with our hands, and roll it over to the human so it shines into said hole with beady red eyes?
>Grow a strobe light and use it
We ate a portion of 000142's arm a while back, but we never got the HP... I think we should be at full HP now.
Refill the SMG.
Go to the purple sign place.
Turn around, spray and pray at torso level. Enemies will die, but zombie teammates won't. Open the CD tray to find The Men Who Stare at Goats DVD.