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Finally... => Forum Games and Roleplaying => Topic started by: scira on July 30, 2010, 01:02:06 pm
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Rhyme your ABC's with a DF theme! If we make it to Z just start over again. Also more points for violence and dwarf supremacy! You can also redo the previous posters rhyme, but you have to keep what their letter stands for.
A is for axes, for cutting trees and heads, spar with ones of metal and you'll end up in bed.
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B is for Beards, the best there ever was, we can choke elfs with that fuzz.
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C is for Cats, pat one a day, keeps tantrum spiral away.
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D is for dwarf, found of drink and industry.
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E is for elf, a creature that goes well with magma.
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F is for fire, a dose a day keep the Elves away
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D is for dwarf, found of drink and industry.
Fond.
G is for Gods, they are many but so very few make sense.
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H is for Hematite, that lovely red stone.
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I is for imp, setting fire to your dwarves.
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J is for jokes, for which this forum has a lot of.
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K is for kleptomaniac, which is what kobolds are.
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L is for Limonite, another source of ore.
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M is for madness, which needs no explanation.
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[K is for Killing,
Done by dwarves, more than willing.]
N is For Ninja'd,
Which happens too oftena'd.
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O is for "Oh shit!", that moment when you realise you forgot to do something or did something Fun.
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P is for pitchblende ot should irradiate you're fort
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Q is for quiter!
DOWN TO THE LAST DWARF STANDING!
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R is for Reaper (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_%28personification%29), who loves to visit dwarf fortresses often.
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S is for silence...
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S is for silence...
*Grudging respect'd*
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T is for Tunnels, the true home of all dwarves.
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U is for Untold Horrors, writhing in the deep;
They hunger for your flesh, and never tire or sleep
Using two words might be cheating. :P
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V is for Void Where nobles are sent to sleep
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W is for water, which so often floods a fort when you aren't careful, or are bored. :)
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X is a floodgate, you should build it near water, so W doesn't happen a few seasons later
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I'm surprised no-one used Fun yet.
Y is for You, the player, the master, the god.
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z is for zsas'kull, a hideous aardvark twisted into humanoid form! beware its deadly blood!
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Since we've run out of Roman letters, lets use greek letters!
Alpha: The symbol for CARP.
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If we make it to Z just start over again.
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A is for Armok the dwarfs' god of blood
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b is for bog, a surprising lack of mud.
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C is for Carp, the legendary fish.
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d is for a demon, he won't grant you a wish!
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E is for elephant, great beasts of lore.
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F is for fun.
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and g is for gore!
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Wow. I am going to sig that.
E is for elephant, great beasts of lore.
F is for fun.
and g is for gore!
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H is for Hammer, a weapon or tool.
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i is for igneous, material of a fool.
fakedit: yay i been sigged!
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J is for Jump, which depressed dwarves often do.
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k is for kill, IT'S WHAT I'LL DO TO YOU!
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L is for Lignite, aflame in a box
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M is for Masons, who can build doors with locks.
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N is for Neighbors, sending traders or death
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O is for my Orders which few of you can follow, but I suppose rhyming with your self is a hard pill to swallow.
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P is for pillbox, which is a dragon in a box which is hollow.
I'm not good at this <.<
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Q is for queen, who we will see dead on the Morrow
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R is for Running from badgers or moles
panicked by seeing them sleep in their holes
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S is for shenanigans, which dwaves are often in.
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T is for Trees, which you kill to make beds
(Which of course makes the elves want to smash in your heads)
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U is for underworld, which is where all the Fun is stored.
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V is for Victory (making you bored)
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W is for winning, something you'll never do!
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X is for staircases... wait, how's that work?
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Z is for the zerg rush of demons when you open Hell.
Not EXACTLY a zerg rush, but yea....
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You seem to have forgotten the letter Y.
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Y is for 'whY not? it's my game I'll build a 200z tall tower if I want to!'
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A is for "And if you have a problem with the way we do the alphabet, perhaps you would prefer it if we gave you what we like to call the 'royal treatment?'"
...A is for armor, which can ring like a bell.
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B is for blood, which we think is swell.
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C is for CRAZY ASS REAPING PANTHERS.
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D is for dabbling, the first level of skill.
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E is for Engraver who can at will
Draw circles aplenty in your Meeting Hall
The dwarves won't mind his creations at all.
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F is for Freedom, some dwarves have none,
for if you draft and undraft them, their free time is gone.
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g is for god, a giant firefly.
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H is for human, who only have iron
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I is for infections, and the demise of many a dwarf.
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J is for Jaguar, one of forest predators.
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K is for kobolds...wait, no...K is for killing...wait...isn't that the same thing?
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L is for lumber, elves will kill you to stop
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M is for miners, the masters of the mountain.
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N is for night,something that is almost unrecognisable on fortress mode.
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O is for outpost, the true dwarven start
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P is for Pancreas,something that you don't really want to lose in this game.
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Q is for Quartzite, a stone metamorphic.
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R is for rage, a dwarven emotion.
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S is for Seven, the amount of starting Dwarfs.
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T is for Titan, who just love finding a hole full of dwarf-snacks.
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U is for U, which represents humankind.
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V is for Vulture, the most annoying animals of all.
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W is for work, which dwarves put off for booze
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X is for xargahhgtagat!!!!!which is the noise you will be making when you accidently press abandon fortress.