Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 02:07:59 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04RUEv7iMKw&feature=related
.....bwahhh! What the fuck?! Wow... what a weird dream. Yawn...
What will you do?
(I suggest looking around.)
Post by: Criptfeind on August 10, 2010, 02:09:42 am
I c wut u did their
Post by: Evergod41 on August 10, 2010, 02:13:03 am
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 02:15:09 am
Wake up. Realize that you still in a dream. In fact all of reality is a dream within a dream within a dream ect ect ect. Become god.
1. You try to dream lucidly. You punch yourself in the face, pretty hard. You felt it. You decide that you're not dreaming anymore after all.
Put your monacle on and use your +5 scroll of badass awesomeness to overthrow the governments of the world and assume control as supreme overlord dan!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
4. While you realize this would be pretty cool, you don't seem to have a monocle or a scroll nearby.
Wounds: Developing bruise on right cheek.
(I'm gonna stop considering the more retarded posts now, I don't want this to be that kind of game.)
(but don't worry, there can be a healthy layer of silly)
Post by: Evergod41 on August 10, 2010, 02:17:43 am
examine your surroundings while codling your developing bruise, then grab the closest thing you can use as a weapon.
Post by: techno65535 on August 10, 2010, 02:19:42 am
Take bath/shower and put on clean clothes.
Eat breakfast.
Plot the quickest way to take over the city. (gotta start somewhere)
(rawr359, are you by chance a Star Trek fan?)
Post by: Realmfighter on August 10, 2010, 02:20:52 am
Post by: Criptfeind on August 10, 2010, 02:30:01 am
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 02:32:11 am
you should have specified that then;
examine your surroundings while codling your developing bruise, then grab the closest thing you can use as a weapon.
3. You look around. You're lying in bed, rubbing your cheek. The bed's sorta comfy, not too bad. The walls of the room are a shade of yellow, with a mediocre paintjob. There's a tv and some boring furniture around. You stand up out of bed and grab a moderately sharp pen, a bit freaked out by your dream.
Get up out of bed and look around.
Take bath/shower and put on clean clothes.
Eat breakfast.
Plot the quickest way to take over the city. (gotta start somewhere)
(rawr359, are you by chance a Star Trek fan?)
4. You walk to the bathroom, strip down and activate the shower. While you wait for the shower to warm up, you make a note of your moderately good looks in the mirror. Not bad... You get in the shower and bathe with your MANLY smelling body wash and shampoo. Mmmm.... Old Spice. After a while you step out of the shower and dry off. You wrap your towel around your waist and walk out, heading to your wardrobe for some fresh clothes. Underwear, jeans, socks, t-shirt. Nothing vital's missing. What a decent morning so far!
You walk downstairs, noting the Nissan outside. You head to the kitchen and prepare a toasted bagel with butter and cream cheese. Damn, this is a good morning besides punching yourself and lacking a monocle. Oh well. You make note of the important spots in the city.
(I am not a Star Trek fan, why?)
Remember dream.
You think back to your dream. Trippy shit, but you often have strange dreams. Oh well.
(I didn't roll because I wouldn't really know what to do, the dream was just for flavor)
The time is 9:34. It's a Monday. You don't work today.
You're wearing casual clothes.
You've got a slight bruise on your right cheek.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Hmm... where do you work again?
Now what?
Post by: Criptfeind on August 10, 2010, 02:35:57 am
(Ah shit, I forgot, was it the big four? Or eight? Ten maybe?)
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 02:38:35 am
Post by: Evergod41 on August 10, 2010, 02:40:58 am
Post by: techno65535 on August 10, 2010, 02:41:18 am
Your nick is constantly reminding me of 'Wolf359' site of an important battle that's referred back to many times in Star Trek.
Post by: Criptfeind on August 10, 2010, 02:43:47 am
I don't know what that is, think of something else :P also, anyone know how to name spoilers?
You don't know what a accountant is?
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 02:46:16 am
No, Rawr is just random and 359 was the first 3 digits of my phone number after the area code backwards. That makes sense though, wolf to rawr. Eh.
I don't know what that is, think of something else :P also, anyone know how to name spoilers?
You don't know what a accountant is?
I don't know what the Big Four is... and what I really meant was someone think of a different job in general, accountant isn't very fun. If nobody posts a new job in like ten minutes we'll just go with that.
Post by: Evergod41 on August 10, 2010, 02:48:21 am
Post by: Criptfeind on August 10, 2010, 02:50:04 am
accountant isn't very fun.:c I am studying to become a accountant.
Also then ummm.... Some blue collar job? I don't think any thing like a office is in question then.
Mechanical programmer for cybernetic attachments...
That sounds good.
Post by: techno65535 on August 10, 2010, 03:04:48 am
Finish eating breakfast. Get on the motorcycle in the garage and head to work.
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 03:19:35 am
Mechanical programmer for cybernetic attachments...
Oh yeah! That's our job. (roll of 3 for opinion!) It's not so bad.
Finish eating breakfast. Get on the motorcycle in the garage and head to work.
Hmm... you seem to have lost track of your bagel. Oh yeah, it's in your stomach. You go to the garage and discover that you have a serious lack of motorcycle. Maybe it has something to do with your car. In the driveway. And your lack of a daredevil lifestyle. And there's not even work today! Jeez, you just can't seem to think straight.
You decide it's a decent idea to gather your vital equipment for modern day living. Wallet, cellphone, pack of gum, chapstick. Vital things, those.
It's 9:39 AM.
You're wearing casual clothes.
You've got a slight bruise on your right cheek.
Spoiler: Locations (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
Hmm... What's on the agenda today?
You're running low on beer and you're out of soda. Right now it's just beer and tap water.
You ripped a rather large hole in your favorite pair of pants yesterday! You should get a new pair, but it's not too important.
You should probably do something fun today. All work and no play makes you a dull boy.
You decide to take a quick look at your phone's contacts out of boredom. Let's see...
Important people
Mom - Well... she's the one who pooped you out as a little bundle of joy.
Dad - He helped raise you and taught you how to be a useful person.
Michael - Your brother. You keep in touch with him, you're pretty good friends.
Dan - Your best friend from school. He works with you.
Jenny - Your girlfriend. Not much else to say.
Mister Morrison - Your boss. He can ruin your life in the current job market.
Post by: techno65535 on August 10, 2010, 03:21:34 am
Think of what does need to be done today.
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 03:23:55 am
Changed the most recent post.
Post by: Evergod41 on August 10, 2010, 03:54:23 am
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 04:09:32 am
chug a beer or two, call your gall, and make plans to woo her into yo pants! (dont directly mention the plans to her though)
6!
You shotgun a beer flawlessly, call Jenny, and say "Hey hot stuff! Tonight. You. Me. Dinner. Where do you wanna go?" She let's you know she wants to go to some ritzy place that you, by coincidence like, and is extremely cheap! It will only be about $50 total!
It's 9:50 AM.
You're wearing casual clothes.
You've got a slight bruise on your right cheek.
Spoiler: Locations (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
You're very slightly buzzed. [no effects on rolls]
Now what?
(going to bed, update in morning)
Post by: Evergod41 on August 10, 2010, 04:26:56 am
also that was the cheeziest starter line for a conversation ever... especially ending it in a question...
Watch TV and drink beer, when you run out go buy some more... this should take up enough time, unless it a 1 and we automatically run outta beer...
Post by: techno65535 on August 10, 2010, 04:39:08 am
Post by: Evergod41 on August 10, 2010, 04:47:16 am
Post by: techno65535 on August 10, 2010, 04:54:09 am
Post by: penguify on August 10, 2010, 08:25:55 am
Test the AI you have developed for the cybernetic attachment for bugs.
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 02:49:20 pm
wow, my second action goes through flawlessly! what to do for the day though...
also that was the cheeziest starter line for a conversation ever... especially ending it in a question...
Watch TV and drink beer, when you run out go buy some more... this should take up enough time, unless it a 1 and we automatically run outta beer...
You realize that you don't really like beer. Before drinking any more, head out and get some Jager. And cheetos, gotta have cheetos. THEN watch TV while taking shots of Jager and eating cheetos.
if you dont really like beer, than why would you A buy beer, or B chug it?
It was community beer from the party last night, and I just woke up, didn't realize it was beer and not soda.
2. Ahhh! Your conscience is confusing. All you really get out of it is that you like beer. And cheetos. Beer and cheetos. You decide to go buy a six pack and a big bag of cheetos. You grab your keys from the table and head to the car.
4. You get in the car without a problem.
5. The car starts.
5. The first half of the ride goes fine, there's a relaxing song on the radio. (status - relaxed)
5. You get into the parking lot without a problem.
As you're walking into 7-11, you feel like something's off... (4) you realize that someone's holding up the store! Oh my!
Now what?!
Post by: Criptfeind on August 10, 2010, 02:52:22 pm
Post by: Tylui on August 10, 2010, 03:02:35 pm
Post by: Armok on August 10, 2010, 03:04:05 pm
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 03:04:43 pm
Walk out quickly if the guy did not notice you yet. If he did see you do whatever he says.
3. Oh... shit. You're pretty sure he glanced at you, but... did he notice you? Is this place really getting held up? What will happen if I die? What about mom and dad? And Jenny? I can't put Jenny through this, I can't risk this, I c-c-caan'......
And then everything went purple.
And then you had a strange vision... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqynT-deDuo
All you can see now is a black void. What happened...?
Your eyes slam open. You're sweating profusely. You're on some concrete, and your head feels warm and wet. Everything is blurry and you're shaking slightly. Wow. So that's what a panic attack feels like.
Now what?
Post by: Criptfeind on August 10, 2010, 03:06:35 pm
Post by: Tylui on August 10, 2010, 03:14:38 pm
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 03:16:35 pm
Feel head, are we bleeding? If not assess where we are.
You reach back to your head. OHhhh yeah. You're bleedin alright. (2) In fact, your hand is now covered in blood.
Now what?
Post by: iceball3 on August 10, 2010, 03:16:59 pm
if he is facing you, trip him before standing and proform the exact previous sentence.
if opponent is stunned, reapeat untill opponent unconcious or not stunned. DO NOT KILL.
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 03:22:28 pm
meditate. stand up once calm and look at where you are. if the hold-upper is still there but not facing you, grab the closest container of liquid or heavier object, and -sneak attack- bash his head in.
if he is facing you, trip him before standing and proform the exact previous sentence.
if opponent is stunned, reapeat untill opponent unconcious or not stunned. DO NOT KILL.
(2) You think of inner peace, and slowly stand up. You're still at the seven elevvv
smash.
Ohhh, shit. I'm hurt bad.
Now what?
Post by: iceball3 on August 10, 2010, 03:29:33 pm
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 03:32:31 pm
go beserk (currently getting ass handed to) counterstrike. dodge. attack.
You flail around wildly while lying on the ground. That didn't help.
Now what?
Post by: The Scout on August 10, 2010, 03:34:15 pm
Post by: Lordinquisitor on August 10, 2010, 03:34:32 pm
Post by: iceball3 on August 10, 2010, 03:36:25 pm
Post by: Evergod41 on August 10, 2010, 04:38:42 pm
Post by: techno65535 on August 10, 2010, 04:45:42 pm
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 05:10:43 pm
Puke on him.
There's nobody here but you, so you attempt to vomit on yourself. (6) you projectile vomit all over yourself and smell like shit.
Take off your pants.
(2) you fumble to reach for your pants and end up tumbling around a bit.
fall unconcious in hopes that the hold upper won't want much to do with a puking, flailing, epilistic.
(2) You close your eyes. Nothing happens.
>JUST LIE THERE! try to stop bleeding, and listen for the deuche that ruined your perfect day...
(4) You lie on the ground and hold your head, it's stopped bleeding. You listen, all you hear is the sound of traffic and the cashier's Indian accent.
Make sure the guy is still there and attacking you before trying to attack anything.
What do you know! He left while you were passed out.
Now what?
Post by: Evergod41 on August 10, 2010, 05:17:25 pm
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 05:30:52 pm
contenue with previous plans, notify indian guy of your blood all over his floor.
(3) Woozily you stumble up to the cashier and say "Hey, when you got robbed earlier I sorta passed out and cracked my head on the concrete, there's some blood that you may want to clean up.
Haji nods and tells you that while you were passed out the man was apprehended.
You walk to the back and grab a six pack and some cheetos. "Dat will be $16.87, yes." (pardon if it's an unrealistic price, i don't drink) You reach into your pocket aaaand.... (2) your wallet is gone! Shit!
"Pardon me, I seem to have lost my wallet. I'll put this stuff back."
You put the things back and walk outside sadly, aaaand.... (6) you find your wallet! You go back in and purchase your things, go back outside and... (3) get in the car and go home.
(6) you make great time home.
You're back at your house.
It's 10:40 AM.
You're wearing casual clothes.
You've got a slightly swollen bruise on your right cheek.
Spoiler: Locations (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
You're covered in vomit and your hair is covered in dry blood. [you're gross, affects social rolls]
You're woozy from your head wound. [affects physical rolls or examination]
Now what?
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 05:36:28 pm
Post by: iceball3 on August 10, 2010, 05:36:39 pm
Post by: Diablous on August 10, 2010, 05:39:03 pm
Post by: rawr359 on August 10, 2010, 05:40:12 pm
take another shower, and then train reflexes by throwing stuff at self
(2) You attempt to take a shower, but you slip on the way in and decide you're not in the mood for a shower.
(3) You throw things at yourself... you don't really feel quicker. What were you thinking?
Now what?
Post by: Diablous on August 10, 2010, 05:41:36 pm
Post by: iceball3 on August 10, 2010, 05:45:56 pm
Post by: Armok on August 10, 2010, 08:18:40 pm
Post by: techno65535 on August 10, 2010, 08:24:18 pm