Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 28, 2010, 03:09:49 pm
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So, any thoughts?
(i did NOT use runesmith, DF hack, or any other modding program.)
Post by: Dignato on October 28, 2010, 03:12:23 pm
Post by: kilakan on October 28, 2010, 03:13:41 pm
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 28, 2010, 03:20:35 pm
Unbreakable focus sounds like a bad thing, OMG MY HAIR IS NOT STRAIGHT *dies of starvation*
I dont think that'll happen....
Post by: Argembarger on October 28, 2010, 03:20:40 pm
Post by: Gnauga on October 28, 2010, 04:11:57 pm
Post by: Raging Mouse on October 28, 2010, 04:14:38 pm
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 28, 2010, 04:15:18 pm
Murder husband. Return to ecstatic emotion. Murder any relations, and return to ecstatic state. She must become invincible.
Shes all alone. She has no reletives here.
Edit: Wait, i just noticed! She has a husband! How did i miss that?
Edit2: Looked up her husband. The problem with murdering him is.... well... hes my legendary Axdwarf milita commander. I guess she married him when she moved in. Either way, murdering him is NOT an option.
Post by: kilakan on October 28, 2010, 04:29:46 pm
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 28, 2010, 04:34:00 pm
Edit: She gave brith to a baby. ::)
Post by: Kiktamo on October 28, 2010, 05:16:56 pm
Post by: Psieye on October 28, 2010, 05:25:04 pm
Post by: Man In Zero G on October 28, 2010, 05:26:52 pm
Post by: Gnauga on October 28, 2010, 05:52:34 pm
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 28, 2010, 05:53:46 pm
Post by: Lightning4 on October 28, 2010, 06:50:07 pm
If only you could choose a new monarch of your dwarves. This dwarf should rule them all.
Post by: Victuz on October 28, 2010, 06:50:40 pm
Post by: Psieye on October 28, 2010, 06:54:19 pm
Post by: Naz on October 28, 2010, 06:57:48 pm
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 28, 2010, 08:47:03 pm
Obviously she is a superior specimen of dwarfkind, if her husband is even remotely close to her in mental/physical ability the children would be gods. Breed them, vigorously.
May the
Post by: AngleWyrm on October 28, 2010, 08:55:34 pm
Post by: !!crundle!! on October 28, 2010, 08:57:29 pm
Post by: Pan on October 28, 2010, 09:04:08 pm
wait make her a legendary crossbow dwarf/hammer dwarf, and have an elite husband/wife team.
Name them Mr and Mrs Smith.
I can't see the screenshot though. Can anyone tell me what it's about? (You probably used a image uploading website that has been blocked by China... :() I'm only assuming she's got a ton of good stats (really tough, really strong, etc) from all the posts.
Post by: Arkenstone on October 28, 2010, 09:30:18 pm
She might even turn out MORE AWESOME :o [/blasphamy] because she has to do it with babies and rusting!
But seriously, if you get her to legendary in all the major skills (most except for stuff like alchemy, cheese making, siege operating, et c.) then she'd be considered Morul's biggest rival!
Post by: SalmonGod on October 28, 2010, 09:53:08 pm
1. She enters a rage or martial trance.
2. She dies valiantly.
3. She kills everything you're able to throw at her.
When one of these conditions is met, drop her into the magma pool. Now make an elaborate web of channels running with this magma throughout your fortress, infusing the very foundation of your home with her mighty essence which has been forever preserved in its most heightened state. A magma waterfall through your dining hall is mandatory.
Finally, turn a good amount of this dwarf god magma into obsidian, and use it to construct a monument outside your front gate. Let it stand as a warning to all that your fortress enjoys the eternal protection and sacrificial blessing of an avatar of Armok.
Or not... just keeping myself awake at work over here...
Post by: ZhangC1459 on October 28, 2010, 09:53:36 pm
wait make her a legendary crossbow dwarf/hammer dwarf, and have an elite husband/wife team.
Name them Mr and Mrs Smith.
I can't see the screenshot though. Can anyone tell me what it's about? (You probably used a image uploading website that has been blocked by China... :() I'm only assuming she's got a ton of good stats (really tough, really strong, etc) from all the posts.
Virtually never sick, basically unbreakable, something-or-other godly healing, etc etc.
Post by: Urist McTaverish on October 28, 2010, 10:03:00 pm
Post by: Fanklok on October 28, 2010, 10:10:36 pm
Post by: truckman1 on October 28, 2010, 11:26:55 pm
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Post by: Zidane on October 28, 2010, 11:50:26 pm
Traits are inheritable right? Make a nazi-fort where all dwarves bear her superior genetics.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Kill off all other Female Dwarfs?
Post by: truckman1 on October 29, 2010, 12:29:43 am
Post by: Psieye on October 29, 2010, 12:33:41 am
You *HAVE* to make her a female counterpart to Morul!!!Actually no, Morul is unobtainable now that we're no longer in 40d. Unless all you care about is the skills, but she can never be more awesome than Morul even if she went through the exact same training procedure as he did. Because DF2010 has stat limits. Morul and a great many unmentioned dwarves broke through the stats 'limit' so many times in 40d it created DBZ power levels but those limits are now hard limits in DF2010.
She might even turn out MORE AWESOME :o [/blasphamy] because she has to do it with babies and rusting!
But seriously, if you get her to legendary in all the major skills (most except for stuff like alchemy, cheese making, siege operating, et c.) then she'd be considered Morul's biggest rival!
Post by: gralcio on October 29, 2010, 12:38:57 am
]Actually no, Morul is unobtainable now that we're no longer in 40d. Unless all you care about is the skills, but she can never be more awesome than Morul even if she went through the exact same training procedure as he did. Because DF2010 has stat limits. Morul and a great many unmentioned dwarves broke through the stats 'limit' so many times in 40d it created DBZ power levels but those limits are now hard limits in DF2010.
Can we change stats limits somewhere in raws?
Post by: JoshBrickstien on October 29, 2010, 01:41:08 am
Post by: NewSheoth on October 29, 2010, 08:52:32 am
Make her a carpenter. ;)
Alternatively, make her your best champion, or a legendary miner, or even the leader of your fortress.
If she dies (though judging by her stats, she never will), drop her corpse into magma, cast obsidian from it and build a monument to her. Preferrably with a magma cannon built into her right hand and a water cannon into her left.
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 29, 2010, 02:14:07 pm
Post by: Arkenstone on October 29, 2010, 05:27:43 pm
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 29, 2010, 05:36:01 pm
Post by: monk12 on October 29, 2010, 08:42:56 pm
...what the hell are you talking about?
I think he's asking how many in game years it has been?
Also, how are the stats on her babes? Is her husband a suitable breeder?
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 29, 2010, 08:55:50 pm
...what the hell are you talking about?
I think he's asking how many in game years it has been?
Also, how are the stats on her babes? Is her husband a suitable breeder?
Its been one month. They must have been busy. Also, entrence is guarded 27/7 because the snachers are coming. They got one, and now they want more. A lot more.
Post by: synkell on October 29, 2010, 09:54:44 pm
Post by: Biag on October 30, 2010, 01:58:49 am
Its been one month. They must have been busy. Also, entrence is guarded 27/7 because the snachers are coming. They got one, and now they want more. A lot more.
As soon as her children are of working age, use them for the guards. They're not really "superbabies" if they can't take down a snatcher, anyway.
EDIT: On second thought, we have burrows now. Why wait until they're of working age?
Post by: Psieye on October 30, 2010, 03:03:53 am
There is still a hard coded max limit, but you can raise the stats limits up to that yes. By my guess, Morul broke through the equivalent threshold that DF2010 sets as a hard coded limit.]Actually no, Morul is unobtainable now that we're no longer in 40d. Unless all you care about is the skills, but she can never be more awesome than Morul even if she went through the exact same training procedure as he did. Because DF2010 has stat limits. Morul and a great many unmentioned dwarves broke through the stats 'limit' so many times in 40d it created DBZ power levels but those limits are now hard limits in DF2010.
Can we change stats limits somewhere in raws?
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 30, 2010, 11:03:01 am
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Post by: NewSheoth on October 30, 2010, 11:11:29 am
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 30, 2010, 11:13:25 am
Post by: NewSheoth on October 30, 2010, 11:14:46 am
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 30, 2010, 11:16:01 am
wait make her a legendary crossbow dwarf/hammer dwarf, and have an elite husband/wife team.
Name them Mr and Mrs Smith.
I can't see the screenshot though. Can anyone tell me what it's about? (You probably used a image uploading website that has been blocked by China... :() I'm only assuming she's got a ton of good stats (really tough, really strong, etc) from all the posts.
To put it staright to you, she has legendary everything stats. But not skills, thats something that was soon fixed, in the form of "she does EVERYTHING"
Post by: Akura on October 30, 2010, 11:21:26 am
43 of her kind and its only been 3 months! Can't wait for them to grow up!Degėl(her husband):"But honey, I cannae do it anymore! I am exausted! You're an insatiable beast, but bend this twig any more, and it'll snap, you know?"
Post by: nordak on October 30, 2010, 11:26:36 am
To be honest, most of my dwarves have all negative stats...
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on October 30, 2010, 11:28:41 am
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 30, 2010, 12:44:53 pm
Congradulations, a Mary Sue has immigrated to your fortress. And now she's taken one of your men to breed the other dwarves out of existance. Can you not see that you are now in a bad Dwarf Fortress fanfiction?
Oh f***.
Also:
Degėl(her husband):"But honey, I cannae do it anymore! I am exausted! You're an insatiable beast, but bend this twig any more, and it'll snap, you know?"Dobar: "Oh stop being a pus*y. I'll keep pop'in them out and thats what the leader whats! Aren't you the milita commander?!
Post by: Akura on October 30, 2010, 02:07:42 pm
Literally, as the case seems to be.Congradulations, a Mary Sue has immigrated to your fortress. And now she's taken one of your men to breed the other dwarves out of existance. Can you not see that you are now in a bad Dwarf Fortress fanfiction?
Oh f***.
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 30, 2010, 07:19:01 pm
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on October 30, 2010, 07:20:19 pm
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 30, 2010, 07:27:04 pm
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 07:38:09 am
Post by: Musashi on October 31, 2010, 07:43:21 am
I... can't say anything other than I want your fortress to survive as long as possible so we can see how many generations of badasses you create.
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 31, 2010, 10:06:28 am
Urist McMason has been trobled by the noise lately ( ??? )
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 10:10:22 am
Post by: lollius on October 31, 2010, 10:27:59 am
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 10:31:20 am
Post by: Ten_Tacles on October 31, 2010, 10:32:53 am
How is that even possible?
What hax did you used?
Post by: MetalSlimeHunt on October 31, 2010, 10:33:46 am
Post by: NightmareBros on October 31, 2010, 10:48:58 am
We really need the save.
Alos I lol'd at the 'has been troubled by noise latley'. Urist mcnextdoorneighbour probably doesn;t realsie that Ursit McSue has 100 kids and counting, and is slowly becoming the fort, period.
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 10:53:16 am
I AM the Fortress!'
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 31, 2010, 11:54:16 am
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 12:18:05 pm
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 31, 2010, 12:44:24 pm
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 12:48:21 pm
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 31, 2010, 12:54:31 pm
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on October 31, 2010, 06:20:36 pm
Post by: LilGunmanX on October 31, 2010, 06:27:09 pm
Clearly this is a case of a dwarven Goddess taking on an avatar form and living amongst your people, much like those of the Greek pantheon of old would occasionally do to teach lessons to mortals. She has chosen your people, and she has chosen the finest warrior as her husband.
CLEARLY YOU NEED TO BUILD A MASSIVE PYRAMID STRUCTURE IN HER HONOUR. ALL HAIL GRANITECOSMOS, HIGH PRIESTESS OF THE SLAUGHTERTEMPLE.
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 06:29:42 pm
I was changing to a new grahic set, thinking that it would do nothing, however, since the other computer is mentally retarded, it wouldn't put the file in properly and deleted it. The super-dwarf is lost. FOREVER! :'(
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! THE DAUGHTER OF ARMOK IS LOST!! LOST!!!
... or maybe the Protectors of the Plot Continuum came and shot the poor Mary Sue.
Post by: Urist Imiknorris on October 31, 2010, 06:31:37 pm
Post by: NewSheoth on October 31, 2010, 06:36:28 pm
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=69462.45 (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=69462.45)
Post by: Musashi on October 31, 2010, 06:52:47 pm
Oh well. If I consider the woman to have been a Mary Sue, it'll make me feel better.
Post by: Urist McTaverish on October 31, 2010, 06:57:10 pm
... or maybe the Protectors of the Plot Continuum came and shot the poor Mary Sue.
Or the SCP Foundation came to secure her.
Post by: truckman1 on October 31, 2010, 07:40:47 pm
Post by: NightmareBros on October 31, 2010, 08:37:41 pm
System restore.
Post by: parlor_tricks on November 01, 2010, 06:53:42 am
NOOooooo....!
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on November 01, 2010, 02:21:40 pm
Ok now I'm suspicious! It never happened! Its a lie! Damn you! I almost got back into the game because of this!
NOOooooo....!
If its a lie then why do I have pictures? :3
Post by: kilakan on November 01, 2010, 04:26:42 pm
photoshop?Ok now I'm suspicious! It never happened! Its a lie! Damn you! I almost got back into the game because of this!
NOOooooo....!
If its a lie then why do I have pictures? :3
Post by: NightmareBros on November 01, 2010, 06:23:37 pm
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photoshop?A job such as the pictures he has posted doesn't even require that.
MSPaint could do so with just as little effort, because Dwarf Fortress, as you know, runs on ASCII code graphics.
Copy and pasting a alleged sample reference picture(s), taken earlier from the game itself, would easily suffice to create these pictures.
Heck, an ammateur in the ways of creative art could 'probably' do it.
But if your going to go down this line of thought, then ask: Why bother going to all the trouble to create these pictures?
I happen to know from experiance that precise copy and paste work can take around 30 mins, depending on the technique used. Would that be worth it? All that has happened is that Dwarf Fortres had found a Mary Sue, and that the universe conspired to erase her existance soon after with two mechanical failures. Meaning unless the system restore option I recomended earlier works, and he posts the save here to disprove your line of thinking, We have absolulty no way of knowing the truth due to lack of evidence.
Post by: Johnfalcon99977 on November 01, 2010, 06:23:39 pm
Post by: Lord Darkstar on November 04, 2010, 05:23:12 pm
As for why wouldn't we believe him? I've seen legendary furnace workers immigrate to the fortress. No reason to believe the code wouldn't generate a superstatted immigrant. And if the game uses the mother's stats or the mother and father's stats to decide how often they successfully procreate, then married legendary statted parents are going to make a lot of children as fast as the game allows.
Post by: Encased in burning magma on November 04, 2010, 05:39:51 pm
Post by: filthywalrus on November 04, 2010, 09:32:07 pm
she prefers to consume Monarch Butterfly? :o
how does that work out?
also - that sucks about the save.