EXTREME!!!!!
AS THE NAME IMPLIES... OH WAit... there. As the name implies, this is going to have EXTREME consequences for one's and sixes and other things maybe. this will most likely be a short RTD, but definitely fun with many deaths (hopefully)
as I figure it, here is the roll chart:
one------------------ EXTREMELY epic fail
two------------------ Fail
Three---------------- no real progress... EXTREMELY no progress...
four------------------ regular success
Five------------------ EXTREME success
Six------------------- EXTREME overshot
I'll accept five players at first. you guys just give me a name and that's it. due to the simplicity EXTREMEness of this topic, there will be no stats, just inventory.
1. NO COMPLAINING!! if you feel you have been wronged tell me so, but no outright complaints.
2. I tend to sporatically post, so try to get your turn in when you can, but if you can't, don't worry. missing a turn or two won't matter much. refer to rule one for these situations.
3. you CAN attack other people, but remember that others can attack you. if you take someone out a target will most likely get put on your head by other players, and I have nothing against people ganging up on others in this game.
Current Players
Flintus10 (1- )
HmH (1- )
JaconHanLovesLegos (7- )
quip (11- )
Krath (13- )
Metal Militia (25- )
Waiting List
Scood
Monk12
Biag
Deaths
Mind (Mindmaker): Killed himself becuase of low deathrate in the game
Turns living: 7 (1-7)
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke): stopped posting after turn 10
Turns living: 13 (1-13)
Sam the Boom Man (Maxicaxi): Blew himself up
Turns living: 20 (1-20)
And here are your guys's inventories:
HmH
orange Jumpsuit, Iron Pole
Flint (Flintus10)
Mind (Mindmaker), The Brain Alchemist
orange Jumpsuit, Lots of Metal-flavored candy
Sam (maxicaxi)
Yopacka (MrNuke)
Name: Yopacka
Status: Fine
Inventory:None
Location: In a prison cell
BE VERY ANGRY AND PUNCH A VERY BIG/EXTREME HOLE IN THE WALL!
HmH
orange Jumpsuit, Iron Pole, Sparkling cigar
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God (Flintus10)
Mind, The Candy Man (Mindmaker)
orange Jumpsuit, some Metal-flavored candy
Sam (maxicaxi)
Yopacka (MrNuke)
Broken wrist, dislocated fingers, broken arm, extreme pain
Mindmaker's new name is Willy Wonka
You didn't even roll :(
I don't need to. my word is law
Fair enough.
Do I need another action now?
I was only kidding :D :-[
Turn 3: WHAT KIND OF PRISON IS THIS???
bwahahaha oh man this rtd is already awesome.
Pray for assistance from the pole god against those who do not believe (The guards). Aquire sunglasses.
1) Twenty guards is not something somebody can just take on alone, so you try to pray to your pole god, but with your arm bent like that, you can't really put your hands together... The guards decide to beat you up while you're trying to get your bent arm to cooperate, 6) but while you're trying to pray, you accidentally fall down, making every guard trip over you, fall into the jail cell, and somehow get packed in like a can of sardines. around this time you finally get your hands together and the bars bend back together, trapping the guards inside. you get up and look around.
"Hey... where did everyone go?" you ask yourself. you spot a pair of sunglasses on the ground and pick them up. they are triangle shaped and one of the lenses are broken. you put it on, looking awesome.
(http://img.ie/3a142.png)
OMGWTFBBQ????
ok then.
Heal all of my wounds by licking myself in the sore areas!
1) apparantly inspired by cats, you decide to lick your wounds clean, but apparantly your saliva is made of acid, melting your entire arm off of your body. WHAT KIND OF PRISON IS THIS??? oh yeah, and you're going to die soon if you don't stop bleeding.
Find The One Ring in one of my yet-unexamined clothing folds, shoes or body cavities.
6) after finding that cigar in your pocket, you decide to see what else you have. you have a crossbow made of toilet paper without any bolts, a lighter, a nailfile, and a ring with a large diamond in the shape of a "1". you wonder what it's all about when you come to a jailcell full of guards with a man in an orange jumpsuit and a bent arm standing in front of it.
There has to be a kitchen somewhere. Find it and take all the cakes, muffins, cookies and any other candy I can find.
3) you start looking around for a kitchen... nope, you're not in a kitchen. hmmm. maybe over there. nope, that's just a jailcell. that's a jailcell, that's a jailcell, that's a jailcell, that's a....
HmH
orange Jumpsuit, Iron Pole, Sparkling cigar, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "1" ring.
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God (Flintus10)
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken
Mind, The Candy Man (Mindmaker)
orange Jumpsuit, some Metal-flavored candy
Sam (maxicaxi)
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke)
Spit made of acid, no right arm, extreme pain and bloodloss
I just realized something... EXTREME!!!!
there now the turn is complete
Turn 4: Untitled
Find Yopacka and forge him an arm out of the remaining candy.
1) you walk down the hallway confidently, striding purposefully unti,l you run into a giant dog guarding a cell with a guy named yopacka inside. you see that yopacka is dying of bloodloss becuase of an arm being ripped off, presumably by the dog, after all, it is as tall as you.
Wear the ring, look at the cameras in an extremely intimidating manner, go to the control room.
1) as soon as you put the "1" ring on, you feel as if bad luck is always around the corner. if fact, you see a camera that's been watching you all this time.... and gulp. you hear shouting comeing from around the corner and a couple of guards come around the corner, heading toward you and Flint.
You are wearing the mystical -1 ring you can now remember why you are in jail; for stealing this very ring. somehow you snuck it past security. you remember there are only three ways to get rid of it.
1. find the mysterious +1 ring.
2. get someone to take it off of your finger and put it on willingly.
3. cut your finger off.
prey to armok so that he gives me a lazor cannon
5) apparantly you and armok are very close as you find that an EXTREME lazor gun is sitting outside your jailcell. it was probably left by a guard. geez this prison needs more vigilant guards.
STOP ROLLING ONE'S!
Tear off a piece of jumpsuit and use it to banadge my wound until Candyman comes with his forged candy arm...
6) you tear off a piece of your jumpsuit and patch up your wound as best you can, biting back the pain. you suddenly hear a growl and see a dog outside your cell. it's humongous. and bloodthirsty. drawn by your EXTREME bloodloss.
HmH
orange Jumpsuit, Iron Pole, Sparkling cigar, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "1" ring.
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God (Flintus10)
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken
Mind, The Candy Man (Mindmaker)
orange Jumpsuit, some Metal-flavored candy
Sam (maxicaxi)
orange Jumpsuit, lazor gun
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke)
Spit made of acid, no right arm, extreme pain and bloodloss
Later i'll make the locations a bit more specific.
Turn 5: Memory Loss
Bite my finger off and spit it on the floor before the guards, then cauterize the wound with my cigar.
2-1=1) knowing what you must do, you put your middle finger in your mouth, you are about to bite down when... somehow you completely forget whaat you were about to do. isn't that strange? unfortunately for you the guards did not forget and come at you with their nightsticks 5) they swing at you, hitting your head and face. 1) you are extremely injured, suffering a concussion and stuff.
(tough luck dude. sorry)
Spit in the dogs face!
Oh yea, so instead of getting an epic fail, I get an epic overshot. Thanks Random Number God!
(It actually increased your life a little.)
5) you spit at the big dog, a big globule landing on his face. 4-1-1=2) it melts right through its skin and its but doesn't do much more, and by the looks of it, spit isn't going to take this dog down. even if it is acidic.
your life is slowly draining, though you feel as if you have enough life left for 2 more turns.
Give the dog a long, hard stare.
5) you stare at the dog so hard that it stops whining about it's melted face. after a minute, it gets so creeped out that it leaves. Woohoo, you're creepy. now all you need to do is get into yopacka's cell, treat him, and get out. all completely flawless.
Acquire a pole in each hand and make sure the guards heading towards me feel my wrath.
5) as HmH gets beaten up, you call out to the pole in his hand. it flies into yours. you call out to another one and that too flies into your hand. you stand there and let all your feelings of wrath fly out at those men beating HmH. they feal it and stop beating him. you do look menacing with your broken shades and bent arm holding the pole out to the side.
They seem to get a minus one to attacking next turn.
Okay guys, next turn I'm waiting for everyone. EVERYONE!!!!
HmH
broken nose, concussion, 2 black eyes, minor bleeding
orange Jumpsuit, Sparkling cigar, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped)
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God (Flintus10)
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, 2 Iron poles
Mind, The Candy Man (Mindmaker)
orange Jumpsuit, some Metal-flavored candy
Sam (maxicaxi)
orange Jumpsuit, lazor gun
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke)
Spit made of acid, no right arm, extreme pain and bloodloss
Locations
[spoiler=Prison] a jail with long hallways of filled jail cells. much of it is unexplored. security seems lax.[spoiler]
Turn 6: Strange Place Indeed
Perform an extreme rescue on HMH
2) You decide that you will charge blindly at them while swinging your poles everywhere. you close your eyes and charge! 1) The guards fail to get out of the way before your terrible onslaught of pure extremeness, infact in thier trying to get out of the way, they actually put thier faces in the perfect possition to get hit, even with your bent arm. 6) it makes a metalic Pinging sound and the guards fly back and hit the walls. 1) they fall apart, limb from limb. it seems they were robots. didn't see that one coming. 4) you miss HmH luckily, he ducks as you swing, but you run straight into a wall. 1) and you knock yourself out and give yourself a concussion. wow. didn't see that coming either.
START DESTROYING THE PRISON WITH LAZORZ
6) you begin shooting the gun in every direction, making tiny holes everywhere. during your frenzy, you fail to notice that you are weakening the structure of the building. as you fire another shot, you suddenly hear a loud crack and the floor falls out from underneath you. you float in space for a minute before falling onto the ground below. 1) you bruise your internal organs and break a rib or two, but thats not all, you hear another crack and the floor callapses again. you fall through floor after floor until you finally stop. 6) somehow you recover from all this and get up, dusting yourself off. you look up and see that you fell through multiple floors into a labratory under the prison. sciency machines sit humming everywhere with wierd flashing screens. Scientists turn and look at you. hmm... strange place indeed.
Spit on the bars, melting them, and allowing MindMaker to get in.
3) you spit at the bars weakly, but you couldn't get enough spit to get a decent shot. it falls to the ground and melts through the floor. the bars remain intact.
I pacify steal the souls of the guards with my ring. THE POWER OF BLING COMPELS YOU!
UPD: Fixed to be more extreme.
4-1=3) you try to steal the souls of the guards, but they're just piles of scrap metal.
Mind will try to open the cell's door. 3) it's locked.
HmH
broken nose, concussion, 2 black eyes, minor bleeding
orange Jumpsuit, Sparkling cigar, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped)
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God (Flintus10)
Unconscious, Concussion, scraped head, Right arm bent,
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, 2 Iron poles
Mind, The Candy Man (Mindmaker)
orange Jumpsuit, some Metal-flavored candy
Sam (maxicaxi)
2 Broken Ribs, Bruised internal organs, slight pain
orange Jumpsuit, lazor gun
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke)
Spit made of acid, no right arm, EXTREME pain and bloodloss, light headed,
Locations
a strange jail with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground.
A laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. strange machines are in rows facing an enclosed area walled off by glass.
C'mon Yopacka, you can do it!!!
Turn 7: Spoil Sport
Become as hard and as tough as the mightiest of poles (cough euphamism) so that I may be wielded more effectively by HMH
3) in your unconsious state, you try to harden your exterior like a metal or stone pole, or even a wooden one, but you just can't seem to do it. maybe you can only perform magic pole feats when you're awake. or maybe the pole god has abandoned you... no!!! You knew that you should've listened to your subconsciouse and fed those guards trapped in your old cell to the might of the pole god.
I make The Other One Ring out of the guards' wires and shiny sensors, then wield Flint like a pole and go to where I heard a cave-in.
6-1=5) you decide to try to make the "+1" Ring out of the guard's old parts, but seeing as you don't know what it looks like, you just make a ring instead using one of the guards eyeballs as a jewel. it turns out that it was a real eyeball used for the "+1" Ring, but it seems to work as a fine replacement. you feel much more lucky that your random guess has now rid you of your -1 problems. you look at Flint then hear a faint echo in the distance that sounded like part of the building callapsing. knowing that you cannot leave your new friend like this, but still wanting to investigate, you pick him up. it is as if all his bones are made of aluminum poles, strong, yet light. you run off toward where you heard the sound come from and come to a great hole in the floor. 3) none of the other jail cells are affected by this callapse luckily, becuase it looks like a lizardman is at the edge of the pit, almost able to get out of his cell.
Focus on my inner self, and materialize another right arm out of thin air onto the area missing it
6) by focussing all your will onto your stub, you call upon your will to make yourself grow an arm, but you don't stop there. after much passing of gas, you regrow not one, but two right arms!!! yay!!!
but now comes the wooziness. you've still lost a lot of blood and you probably shouldn't do anything very exerting in the next couple of turns or those two right arms might not matter.
kill em all
3) you pick up your lazor gun, but realize that it was broken by the falling through floors. apparantly somethings can't survive stuff like that. you missed your golden chance, too. two guards show up wielding lazor guns of their own.
Not enough people dying here.
Guess I make the start.
Bash the bars to pieces, with my head.
Can you modkill me after this action?
5) you smash the bars to pieces then drop dead. happy? spoil sport. I'll call in the next guy on the list.
HmH
broken nose, concussion, 2 black eyes, minor bleeding
orange Jumpsuit, Sparkling cigar, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped)
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God (Flintus10)
Unconscious, Concussion, scraped head, Right arm bent,
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, 2 Iron poles
Sam (maxicaxi)
2 Broken Ribs, Bruised internal organs, slight pain
orange Jumpsuit, broken lazor gun
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke)
Spit made of acid, two right arms, EXTREME pain and bloodloss, light headed,
Locations
a strange jail with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground.
A laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. strange machines are in rows facing an enclosed area walled off by glass.
Turn 8: A Newcomer Appears!
Sit down, relax, and use the force to break open that wall I punched earlier on.
2) nah, you don't feel like relaxing right now. instead you panic, running around your cell with your three arms raised in the air screaming. impressed by your own wailing, you decide to let others hear it as well. off you go running like a madman through the halls, waving your arms around, you feel so free... until you fall into a hole that someone carelessly left in the middle of the hall. geez, someone should really pick that up. 6) you land on top of Sam, flattening him to the floor. somehow, niether of you recieve damage... actually you feel rather refreshed. it seems that you arrived just in time, too. two lazors are fired in the place where sam's heart used to be. hmm. that could have been bad...
Maxicaxi, it is suggested that next time your life is in danger, you shouldn't rely on someone to fall on your head to save you.
I tear away three bars in the lizardman's cage, then make a smoke-powered hoverboard out of them and my jumpsuit.
2) you walk over to the lizard man's cage and grab one of the bars, intending to pull it out. unfortunately, the lizardman is hungry and he leaps at you. 6) you jump out of the way, across the pit, and slam into the jailcell door on the other side of the large hole. you hit so hard the bars dent and buckle under your wieght, throwing you into the cell. 4) you've felt better, but you survived at least. luckily this cell is only full of a couple of rats.
Wake up and then make sure to make a sacrifice (preferably a guard) to the pole gods.
1) you are about to wake up when you feel a force holding you back, almost as if chains are holding you down... wait, no!!! it's the power of the Chain God, sworn enemy to the Pole god. he doesn't want his rival's prophet to spread pole god stuff all over the world or somthing like that. either way, you're still asleep.
Focus carefully on making my eyes LAZORS!
2) you wake up in a jailcell... huh, this doesn't look like your living room. you get up and shake the door. it rattles loudly but it doesn't open. you know how to handle this, you just need heat vision. you concentrate on your eyes, trrying to make them lazors but you just end up going cross eyed. annoyed, you try to keep your eyes from moving by using your fingers, but all that does is make your eyes sting horribly.
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
broken nose, concussion, 2 black eyes, slight bleeding, Bad Bruising
orange Jumpsuit, Sparkling cigar, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped)
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God (Flintus10)
Unconscious, Concussion, scraped head, Right arm bent,
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, 2 Iron poles
Sam (maxicaxi)
2 Broken Ribs, Bruised internal organs, slight pain
orange Jumpsuit, broken lazor gun
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke)
Spit made of acid, two right arms,
JacenHanLovesLegos
Location: Prison Cell
Locations
a strange jail with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground.
A laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. strange machines are in rows facing an enclosed area walled off by glass.
Have an epic dream battle for my own conciousness with the chain god and drive his spirit out of my mind.
5) The chain god? Ha! you laugh in this face. this is your mind, where you reign supreme. you have the pole god on your side. YOU ARE THE PROPHET OF THE POLE GOD!!! in your mind you envision a large expanse of metalic ground. there, you suddenly appear, bent arm and all, and stand there proudly and tall, representing the pole god. at your arrival, as if to show his approval, four giant poles burst out of the ground around you.
that's when the chain god appears... no, the chain god has a prophet, too. he is a twelve feet tall. that's okay.
You suddenly attack, a pole bursting out of the ground underneath you and shooting you up toward this guy's face. you put out your fist. 2) but you miss horribly and go flying off into space, landing hard on the metal ground. 2) if it was possible to get knocked out while unconsciouse you would be.
Use the rats and a lizardman to cushion my fall down the pit. Take Flint with me.
4) although using the lizardman to cushion your fall might be dangerous, you decide to do it anyway. you jump across the hole again and break that door down as well. the lizardman leaps at you immediately. 4) you swing the door at it, getting a homerun as it slams into the wall. 4) unfortunately, this lizard has thick skin and tough bones. it snarles at you with its large mouth. prepare for a boss fight... READY? GO!!
HmH / /
/ vs. /
/ / Lizardman
Mix some deadly chemicals in the lab to form UPGRADED ACID SPIT!
1) thinking fast, you decide to find some chemicals to drink. wait a second... there are no chemicals in here... (that fact saved your life. if this was a chemistry lab, you'd be dead.)
Once again killemall
3) you decide to kill them, but you can't decide how to do it. you sit down on some rubble and begin to think.
Gaurds will shoot at them
6) the guards have had enough of these buffoons. they begin firing rapidly at the two escapees, but Yopacka, in his search for chemicals, wandered in such a way that the other guard got in the way of the first one's lazors. 5) the guard suffers no ill consequences besides a few holes in his shoulder and actually continues to fire at Sam. 6) He quickly jumps out of the way, knocking over a piece of rubble onto one of the strange machines. the machine breaks, then explodes. 3) Sam takes a few burns to his face. 5) Yopacka is shielded by the two guards and suffers nothing at all. 1) the guards completely melt in the blaze. 1) the scientists suffer a similar fate as burning flesh fills the room. 1) most of the machines are destroyed and explode as well. the glass wall melts. 5) luckily the foundation stays in tact and nothing larger than a dime falls from the gaping hole in the cieling. 5) the occupents of the hallways upstairs were relatively unharmed. as the smoke clears the wreckage of the room is astonishing. scrap pieces are everywhere and the stone walls are scorched. a singed door is behind a pile of rubble.
Focus on making the bars turn into water.
6) your conciousness prevails. water suddenly cascades from the iron bars until they are only puddles. (Sorry I gotta get to bed.)
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
broken nose, concussion, 2 black eyes, slight bleeding, Bad Bruising
orange Jumpsuit, Sparkling cigar, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped), iron cell door.
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God (Flintus10)
Unconscious, Concussion, scraped head, Right arm bent,
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, 2 Iron poles
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
2 Broken Ribs, Bruised internal organs, slight pain, slight burns
orange Jumpsuit, broken lazor gun
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke)
Spit made of acid, two right arms,
JacenHanLovesLegos
Location: Prison Cell
Locations
a strange jail with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall blocked by some rubble.
an endless expanse of metal with 4 large spires of metal. another, thinner spire is situated in the middle.
Turn 10: Cigars Save Lives
Leap high into the air and summon a pole greater than any other before bringing it down upon the chain god's prophet's head.
6) you brush off your embarrassing failure and decide to try attacking again. using all your dream muscles you jump as high as you can, bringing a pole out of the ground behind you. you scream at the top of your lungs as you come down at him 1) but you seemed to have misjudged the distance between you and the chain prophet. It's understandable seeing as this is a blank region and he's like ten feet tall. without any point of reference, it's easy to misjudge distances.
Well that's what you tell yourself. knowing how you failed doesn't seem to make things much better though, as you are carreening toward the ground at high speeds. thinking fast, you manipulate the pole you have sailing behind you so that you land on it. BLAM!!! right in the coconuts. 2) ooh, your not going to recover from that soon. you slide off the round pole's surface and land, head first, on the metal ground 2) breaking your neck. you don't have long to live. if you get killed in your dreams, it's the same in real life.
Chain god's prophet will attack with chain whips. 3) you begin laughing at flint's pathetic display and can't seem to stop.
Pump the lizardman full of smoke, like a balloon.
6) This lizard will not cause you any trife. as it leaps at you, you quickly take out your lighter and cigar, setting the cigar on fire, hoping to burn your adversary from the inside. it smokes and sparkles wildly. in one motion, you shove the cigar down the lizard's throat and roll underneath the scaly opponent as it crashes into the wall. you mourn for your lost cigar, but you decide that your health is a bit more important than sparkles. you check out the lizardman. 3) it's tough skin seems to have protected it from the impact with the wall. 2) it seems that your cigar technique didn't do much to affect the lizard as it turns toward you. its eyes are filled with hatred and blood thirst. when all seems lost, a puff of smoke suddenly comes from its mouth, followed by another. it growls as it begins to bellow smoke. It begins to cry as the cigar continues to flame in its stomach. it sits in the corner while rocking back and forth.
"Well that was much easier than anyone expected." you say to yourself. the GM's shoulders slump becuase of lack of gore.
EXPLODE IN A NUCLEAR BLAST THEN COME BACK TO LIFE
2) inspired by all the pyrotechnics going on, you feel like exploding as well, but you don't know how.
Casually walk outside, then play a game of chess with a random guard.
1) you're not sure where outside is. you begin walking in a random direction until you find a door. you open that door and discover the security center for the entire building. 10 guards are loafing around on couches that are opposite a wall of screans and machines until they spot you. a chessboard is on a table with the pieces ready for a game.
"Heh, anyone for a game of chess?" they don't look too interested.
Summon the zombie apocolypse inside the prison
3) nah, you don't feel like triggering the death of humanity today. maybe tommarrow.
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
broken nose, concussion, 2 black eyes, slight bleeding, Bad Bruising
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped), bent iron cell door.
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God (Flintus10)
Unconscious, Concussion, scraped head, Right arm bent, Broken neck -1 to all rolls, crushed coconuts -1 next turn
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, 2 Iron poles
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
2 Broken Ribs, Bruised internal organs, slight pain, slight burns
orange Jumpsuit, broken lazor gun
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke)
Spit made of acid, two right arms,
JacenHanLovesLegos
Location: Security Room
Locations
a strange jail with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. a table has a chess board on it with the pieces set. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall blocked by some rubble.
an endless expanse of metal with 4 large spires of metal. another, thinner spire is situated in the middle.
Turn to save all turns, TURN THE 11th!!! a barrage of extremeness!!!
Summon a twenty megaton armed nuke right in front of me.
3) You suddenly are overwhelmed by the need... the need to get something explosive right away. you crave it! you need it! you look around for anything, there has to be something!! but no, alas there is not, but you don't give up. you throw your arms out to the center of the room and shout at teh top of your lungs: "NUKE, I SUMMON THEE!!!!"
...
well that didn't work.
EXPLODE IN A NUCLEAR BLAST THEN COME BACK TO LIFE
4) hoping to help your pal out, you decide to try to explode again, this time succeeding terribly. 1) unfortunately MrNuke take the full force of the powerful nuclear blast, all of the energy seemed to be directed entirely at him. 6-1=5) somehow though, MrNuke is completely, utterly, and to the GM's frustration, okay. 6) well, you know. except for that third eye on his forehead. and that tail... oh and he's glowing green.
4) your disintigrated body pieces suddenly start pulling themselves together again and you reform and a charred, suspicious looking man with no clothes
Lack of gore? You'll get to describe some gore now.
Drop down the hole with the lizardman. Fall in such a way as to pop its smoke-inflated self open on impact, resulting in a cloud of smoke concealing me and a cigar jumping into my hand.
2) you grab the lizard man by the nose and toss it down the hole, jumping after it, but suddenly an explosion rocks the place, exploding the lizardman, letting you to fall in such a way as to get covered in Lizard gore and go sliding across the floor, through the door and come to a stop in a hallway with three doors in it. the first, the blue door, looks to have frost coming off of it. you hear viscous snarling
behind it. the red door looks plain, but that's what makes it the scariest. the green door catches your attention however, because of the red X over the door. behind the door you hear a girl calling for help and pounding, though not on the door.
hmm.... which door?
pray the pole god to replace my weak and pathetic bones with more stable flexible poles so that I may vanquish the prophet of his greatest enemy.
The GM decides to take pity on you and you wake up. you feel your head, getting blood on your hands. woh... that was some crazy concussion.
Checkers maybe? Perhaps badgammon? (After this run to the weapon stand this place (hopefully) has and grab a weapon and kill them.
5) "Checkers?" you ask.
Th guards stare at you then start laughing. "Well of course we'll play checkers, nobody likes chess!"
"Well too bad, I am going to pown you guys!" you jump over their heads, doing a front flip and landing beside a guard, grabbing his two lazor Pistols and begin shooting at every one of them. 1) but you had the guns backwords and shot yourself numerous times 5) but the lazorz deflect off your awesome skin, heading toward each guard it would have hit anyway. 4) they each hit, 5) but they all bounce off their skin as well making the lazorz bounce all over the room as they continually bounce off you and the guards.
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
broken nose, concussion, 2 black eyes, slight bleeding, Bad Bruising
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped), bent iron cell door.
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God (Flintus10)
Concussion, scraped head, Right arm bent, crushed coconuts
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, 2 Iron poles
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
Charred bones, burned internal organs, extreme pain, extreme burns
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke)
Spit made of acid, two right arms, three eyes, tail, glowing green
JacenHanLovesLegos
Orange Jumpsuit, two lazor pistols
Locations
a strange jail with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. a table has a chess board on it with the pieces set. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
behind the blue door is
behind the red door is
behind the green door is
Sorry it took so long. I have no good excuse. I made this up to get you guys going again. if you don't want to play, it's okay.
turn 11.5: The Mysterious Green Room
Investigate the green door.
4) carefully, you move toward the door with a red X over it. if someone needs help, it only makes sense that you should help them. nervously, you wipe some of the grime and lizard guts off of your forehead before turning the door knob. inside you see the reason why there's a red X on it. apparently they were doing scientific experiments with plant genetics becuase the lab is overun with vines, trees, shrubs and grass. soil is strewn everywhere and colorful flowers grow out of the wooden desks that line the room. broken glass lays haphazardly on the floor from the beakers that used to rest on the tables and the viewing rooms at the opposite end of the room. only one of those windows remains intact with a girl on the otherside.
but she's not a normal girl. she's been experimented on and now has green skin and a giant leaf coming off the top of her head among her green hair. water covers the bottom portion of her area and it looks like the only way out would be through a vent only big enough for a mouse to get through. bright lights come from the cieling. she notices you and begins pounding on the glass with a panicked expression. "Get me out of here!!!" she screams.
Rush out the door with my awesome weapon.
2) deciding that you should get out of there, you make a break for the door, but find that the guards quickly block the exit. they raise their guns and fire. "This is what people who don't like checkers get!" one of them yells. 5) "Chess is way better!!" You shout, dodging a lazor. boldened by your success you do a backflip, dodging two more lazors and stupifying the guards. from there you keep dodging till you flip over the guards who are blocking the door and let loose some lazorpower of your own. 2) missing horribly, you run instead, hoping to lose them in the maze-like corridors. 3) you find an abandoned cafeteria.
Somewhere in the prison, an air vent suddenly flies out of the cieling. out comes two legs, followed by the rest of a man's body. he wears heavy boots, camo pants and a leather jacket. this man is Quip. what does he do?
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
broken nose, concussion, 2 black eyes, slight bleeding, Bad Bruising
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God (Flintus10)
Concussion, scraped head, Right arm bent, crushed coconuts
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, 2 Iron poles
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
Charred bones, burned internal organs, extreme pain, extreme burns
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke)
Spit made of acid, two right arms, three eyes, tail, glowing green
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Orange Jumpsuit, two lazor pistols
Quip
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket
Locations
a strange jail with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. a table has a chess board on it with the pieces set. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
behind the blue door is
behind the red door is
behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants
Turn 12: Flower of Death!
I break the window by ramming a table against it.
1) Without hesitation you grab a table, intending to ram it into the window to help the girl, but it won't budge due to the dense foliage. impatiently you grab one of the vines wrapped around the leg and yank on it when one of the flowers, a red one with a yellow center, suddenly rushes toward your wrist and bites it with a large fang inside the bulb. 1) Imediately you begin feeling faint as it injects its venom into your bloodstream. you pull your arm away, but it's too late. a look at your wrist shows that your viens are starting to turn black and your arm is becoming numb.
"NOOOOO!" The girl screams! you look to her weakly, your vision starting to become fuzzy. She looks panicked. "Get me out! I can help!"
just for fun, here's a picture of the flower of death:
(http://img.ie/6cc71.png)
Sneak past any guards I come across as I look for the mystrious secret labs of... Just go looking for some secret labs.
3) You start walking around but quickly become lost in the corridors and winding up right where you started.
Dance back to full health
5) O_O; ...
though charred and blackened you are, you begin to feel the urge to dance. suddenly, music starts played from nowhere, and, not questioning where it's coming from, you begin to rock out to it. no one has ever matched the skill of a dancer of your caliber and you actually begin to feel stronger. shaking off all the soot and charcoal from your body, you do an EXTREME flying leap and land it. clapping comes from nowhere and you have just been pronounced the winner of So You Think You Can Dance. you have just won a million dollars!
now you can go and buy some clothes you nude dancer.
Lock the doors and eat.
2) these doors do not have locks and the gaurds burst in, quickly surrounding you. they fire 4) missing you completely. you take this opportunity to pray to Armok, appologizing for stealing those cookies from the cookie jar when you were eight.
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
broken nose, concussion, 2 black eyes, slight bleeding, Bad Bruising, EXTREMELY deadly poison
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God (Flintus10)
Concussion, scraped head, Right arm bent, crushed coconuts
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, 2 Iron poles
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
Location: Laberatory
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke)
Spit made of acid, two right arms, three eyes, tail, glowing green
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Orange Jumpsuit, two lazor pistols
Quip
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket
Locations
a strange jail with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. a table has a chess board on it with the pieces set. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
behind the blue door is
behind the red door is
behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
Awesomely shoot the the guards.
3) finished praying, you throw up your guns and pull the trigger... and nothing happens. "damn it!" you shout. the lazor's light bulb must've gone out.
the gaurds smirk, raise thier guns and 3) fire... or not. it appears their guns have failed as well.
Connect both rings to my voicebox and shatter the glass with the desperate last howl, similar to that of a dying wolf with opera experience and a loudspeaker.
6) what the heck are you? every time you are about to die... nevermind
Knowing you will die soon and that the green girl is your only hope, you howl with all your might, shattering the thick glass and sending all the shards at her, cutting her in numerous places. your eyes go wide as you realize what you've done, seeing trails of red blood running down her arm.
"Oh, Armok, I'm sorry!" you yell, your voice beginning to grow hoarse.
"It's okay!" she says, her body beginning to glow with white light. soon all of her wounds are healed. she runs at you and kneels before you, putting her hands on your chest. "This might hurt a little, but that means it's working." she mumbles then her hands begin to glow.
5) did she say it was going to hurt a little or that it was going to rip his insides open and put his internal organs into a blender, because it feels like the latter. after a little while, the pain stops and her hands stop glowing. when you open your eyes, you see her leaning over you biting her lip.
"Are you okay?" she askes.
You should examine yourself and reply accordingly.
Walk in a random direction killing any guards I encounter with my EXTREME trenchcoater radiation.
6) you begin moving in a random direction once again, this time finding yourself inside of a cafeteria with ten other gaurds and JacenHan. ten more guards appear and surround you as well.
Go and buy clothes
4) looking for a place to buy clothes, you jump out of the laberatory and begin looking for a gift shop or something when you find a cell that has a whole bunch of gaurds in it across from a cell with a man that has a whole bunch of sets of clothes. hmm... buy from the prisoner or steal from the trapped gaurds?
Assimilate the two poles i am holding and use them to replace the wounded parts of my body with sturdy powerful and reliable poles.
6) you use one of the two iron poles you have to give yourself a tougher skull, but decide to create a better pair of legs for yourself. after you are done, you stand 8 feet tall and your legs are metal poles. (the highest quality of course.) unfortunately, you no longer have a weapon.
somewhere Krath wakes up in a wierd building with one exit and a roof that's partially callapsed. sun shines through cracks in the wall's decrepit boards and Krath is laying on a moldy cot.
Players
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
Location: Prison hallway
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke)
Spit made of acid, two right arms, three eyes, tail, glowing green
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Orange Jumpsuit, two lazor pistols
Quip
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket
Krath
black and white striped shirt and pants combo,
NPC's
Green girl
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head
Locations
a strange jail with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. a table has a chess board on it with the pieces set. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
behind the blue door is
behind the red door is
behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
Summon a giant chessboard for a battle of the wits!
6) you are a Chess Nerd, an elite chess player that's part of a top secret organization. you tell them this, but they laugh. "what does that change?" they ask.
"Well, this." you open your arms and a giant chess board appears on the ground.
though they are impressed with your skills, they still want to kill you. they charge but stop short at they are only pawns, except for one, which suddenly has a crown on its head. you grin as a crown appears on your head and you are suddenly wearing a frilly dress.
Calmly ask what is going on, tell them: 'I am an inspector from the Prision Inspection Board or PIB for short, obviously I did not break in here.'
When they start shooting I will EXTREMELY use my COMMANDO POWAHS to dodge the bullets and BADASSLY find a firearm.
6) you calmly ask them what the hell they think they are doing, if it's possible to say that calmly. they look around confused. "I am a prison inspector you ****ers. I am going to see to it that none of you have your jobs after this you ***holes." they are still skeptical until one of them comes up to you and says:
"oh yeah I remember you. you're from the PIB and you're the guy that got lost in the air vents 10 years ago."
"Not lost." You say, matter-of-factly. "I needed to inspect every vent you guys had. twice. and I should really check it again just to be sure." 6) you jump up, grabbing the gun off of the guard and smashing through the cieling and into an air duct. "I'm borrowing this." You yell. "You guys have a major rat problem." boy that was close you think to yourself.
Seek out any other inmates and convert them to the way of the pole.
4) you begin looking for other inmates to convert when you come across an old man in a cell. he looks like he'll be an easy convert. you call out to him. he looks up and shows that his eyes are dark vortexes. do you really want to conver this guy? hell yeah!
2) you begin telling him how great poleyism is half way through your speach he opens his mouth.
"Please leave all questions until the end of the rant." you tell him, continuing. suddenly, a vortex come right at you. 5) you dodge it easily, but the vortex tears apart the metal bars.
"I am a chainthlic." he says in a very deep voice. "And I hate the Poleish." he gets up and walks out of the larg hole in his cell.
Exit through a door or a crack in the roof? That's for sissies.
GESPENST KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK through the wall!
link related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OcwkRpuHuA
2) you stub your toe when you kick the wall. for some reason, you decided to kick it. hmmmmm ???
"You are a lifesaver. I'm HmH, by the way."
Get back to the three-doors joint.
UPD: Oh, and I'm still a Doctor's Worst Nightmare. Is that intended?
6) you get up, wary of any and all plants, and see that you are completely healed. "You, you saved my life." you say. her shoulders relax.
"Oh, thank Armok." she said, getting up. "We should probably get out of here."
Realizing that she's right, you lead her outside, avoiding any plantlife to the best of your abilities. "my name is HmH by the way." you say, grabbing her hand to help her avoid a desk crawling with death flowers.
"HmH? that's a wierd name. is it short for something?"
You shake your head. "nope. my parents just hated conventional names."
outside in the hallway with the 3 doors, you stop. "My name's Nai by the way. thanks for saving me. I've been trapped in that room for years. the scientists turned me into some kind of freaky plant."
"I like your green skin," you say, "It's cute."
her cheaks turn a lighter shade of green in what you conclude as a plant form of blushing.
______________________
Nai has joined your party!!!
(check both yours and Nai's statuses. not what you were expecting on a 6 was it?)
Players
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare, sweatheart to girls in green
completely Fine, infatuated with Nai
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Location: Lab hallway
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
Location: Prison hallway
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Orange Jumpsuit, two burnt out lazor pistols
Quip Silvertongue
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket, lazor pistol
Krath
black and white striped shirt and pants combo,
NPC's
Nai
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head, infatuated with HmH
Locations
a strange jail with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. a table has a chess board on it with the pieces set. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
behind the blue door is
behind the red door is
behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
Okay, I think it's safe to safe to say that MrNuke isn't coming back, but I'll keep his character sheet in the first post if he comes back.
Turn 15: Cool Guys Don't Look at Explosions
Investigate the red door.
3) hmmm... well... it's red... and it's a door... Nai looks at you inquisitively.
...I'm just gonna walk out the door.
1) deciding that kicking a hole in the wall of a structurally unsound build when there is a perfectly good door is a bad idea, you go to the door and grab the door knob and turn it, but the door knob comes off in your hand. frustrated, you kick the door, throwing up dust but not doing much else. you walk back a little ways and ram the door with your shoulder but it still doesn't budge. finally, you walk all the way across the building and run at the door as fast as you can, ramming it with enough force for the wooden planks to buckle and break under your attack. you are outside, finally.
but then you hear a very loud CRACK!!! and turn around to see the building falling over on you!! 6) you start running and dodge roll to get out of the way. it smashes into the ground and explodes, making you look cool as you walk away without looking back.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqz5dbs5zmo)
around you is a desolate desert. who builds a house here? you look for anything. why are you here again? you see a very very large building in the distance. in the opposite direction is a tower that has a blinking light on top.
Flee to an office and draw up a report on rats in the prisons ventilation as part of my disguise.
If I get another 2 I'm going to cry.
2) you start backing out of the vents to write up a bad review when you realize you forgot the way back.
heh, oops.
(I am serious you actually got a 2)
Players
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare, sweatheart to girls in green
completely Fine, infatuated with Nai
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Location: Lab hallway
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
Location: Prison hallway
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Orange Jumpsuit, two burnt out lazor pistols
Quip Silvertongue
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket, lazor pistol
Krath
black and white striped shirt and pants combo,
NPC's
Nai
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head, infatuated with HmH
Locations
a strange jail with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. a table has a chess board on it with the pieces set. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
behind the blue door is
behind the red door is
behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
a large expanse of sand. with the ruins of an exploded decrepit house sitting between a very large build on the horizon and a tall tower in the distace.
Use my powers of the chess to destroy the guards.
3) actually none of the guards are in your line of sight right now so you can't destroy them. you move into a position to take out their king. 3) they stumble into a random square. 3) (what is this quips turn or something?) the king has foolishly not moved out of your way.
"I think that getting new clothes would be of highest priority right now."
Go to the main labs, search for a changing room.
4) you head back the way you came, into the nuked lab with the giant hole in the cieling but find no changing rooms. Nai askes what you're planning on doing.
Chase down that Chathlic and beat him down. Then exit the prison smashing as much of it as I can along the way.
4) Enraged at how everyone in the prison seems to hate you, you charge the man, yelling at the top of your lungs. you weren't really sure what to yell so you settle on just yelling "Gaucamole!!!!" after all, who doesn't like gaucamole? You slam into the man 6) tearing him down and continueing on through him. 5) he is relatively unhurt, but at least he's out of your way. you continue on your charge, coming to a wall. instead of stopping you run straight through it, going through wall after wall until you finally break through the final brick wall...
and discover you're on the top floor.
you fall
and fall
and fall while doing a back flip
and fall
until you reach the bottom 5) sticking the landing on your unbreakable metal feet. you find that you are inside of a large stone fence with barbed wire at the top. it is hot. you notice that while you were running about you lost your sun glasses.
Begin EXTREME RUNNING towards the tower in the distance, putting on sunglasses out of nowhere while the building continues to explode behind me.
2) you begin running toward the tower as the explosion subsides, but you quickly tire, panting as the sun sucks up all your water, making you dehydrated. 4) but you do manage to get some sunglasses out of nowhere. they're triangular and have one lens broken. you put them on sighing as the glare of the sun subsides.
Buy clothes
5) reasoning stealing from prison security guards is not the smartest thing to do, you walk over to the jail cell and buy a normal set of clothes.
you hold them above your head and go "Da Na Na NAAAA!"
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/7/14/iizlinkfrmze128605405939315200.jpg)
... Find and roll 3 dice, if they all get the same number summon some elderitch abomination, otherwise get out of the vents.
If I get another set of 3 I'm going to cry.
3) you don't have any dice but you believe that if you did you would get a 6) 3) and 5)
you believe that Jacenhan stole your set of three
Players
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare, sweatheart to girls in green
completely Fine, infatuated with Nai
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Location: Lab hallway
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God, Soldier of Gaucamole (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
$999,900, shirt, pants, shoes, socks (2), boxers
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Orange Jumpsuit, two burnt out lazor pistols
Quip Silvertongue
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket, lazor pistol
Krath
black and white striped shirt and pants combo, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken
NPC's
Nai
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head, infatuated with HmH
Locations
a strange jail surrounded by a large stone fence with barbed wire at the top with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. on the top floor there is a hall that continues through holes in the walls until it finally breaks the outer wall. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
behind the blue door is
behind the red door is
behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
a large expanse of sand. with the ruins of an exploded decrepit house sitting between a very large build on the horizon and a tall tower in the distace.
Turn 17: Fools
Create a bottle of water to drink, USING MY MIND.
2) As you continue walking you come across an empty bottle. figuring that you can use your MIIIIIIIND to fill it with water, you concentrate on it and slowly, ever so slowly, it fills to the brim. you put your dry lips to the bottle and tip your head up, letting the liq-
...
Huh? what? the liquid is not wet. oh... you're halucinating. darn.
"Sorry for not responding, it seems I can't say what I want anymore. Damn governments, always trying to silence the people. Anyway, I was trying to find some way out of this lab. Turns out there are none, so we'll have to make our own."
I stomp the floor, making it crumble through to the next level.
6) wanting to show off your immense strength to Nai, you tell her to stand back, planning to stomp through the floor into the next room. she does stand back, wondering what's going on. as soon as you judge that she is far enough away, you lift your leg up and bring it down with all your power. the world seemsd to stand still for just a moment before the ground suddenly buckles underneath you, cracks rip through the floor tiles and dust is thrown up. 1) when the dust clears you find yourself in a deep hole riddled with cracks. your legs seems to have cracked into a thousand pieces. Nai suddenly runs up to he edge of the hole.
Gritting your teeth you say, "Well that didn't work."
She jumps in after you and touches your bloodied leg. "You're a fool, do you realize that?"
HAHAHAHAHAHA! JACENHANLOVESLEGOS! YOU FOOL! YOU HAVE MY LUCK NOW!
...
Get out of the ventalation with my newfound ability to roll random numbers in sets other than triplets.
When I saw the new thread title I was very, very worried.
1) the vents actually start to shrink on you!!!
Destroy the king!
5) you charge toward the king with such ferociety that you startle him, pushing him over which obliterates him. all the other guys are now obliterated as well. you keep the dress though, but pick up the king's crown.
Players
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare, sweatheart to girls in green
completely Fine, infatuated with Nai,
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Location: Lab
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God, Soldier of Gaucamole (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
$999,900, shirt, pants, shoes, socks (2), boxers
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Orange Jumpsuit, two burnt out lazor pistols, Dress,, Queen's crown, King's crown
Quip Silvertongue
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket, lazor pistol
Krath
black and white striped shirt and pants combo, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, empty plastic bottle
NPC's
Nai
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head, infatuated with HmH
Locations
a strange jail surrounded by a large stone fence with barbed wire at the top with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. on the top floor there is a hall that continues through holes in the walls until it finally breaks the outer wall. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
behind the blue door is
behind the red door is
behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
a large expanse of sand. with the ruins of an exploded decrepit house sitting between a very large build on the horizon and a tall tower in the distace.
Turn 18: Pig King
Heh no problem
Have a brief moment of mourning for my sunglasses before parting the walls with the power of the pole god.
Think mosus parting the ocean but perhaps with a pole of epic proportions.
6) you start crying for your glasses, but then you remember that you have a job to do. you look at the wall and put out your bent right arm, flexxing it menacingly. you call upon the power of the pole god to come to your aid. you suddenly thrust your hand up and BOOM!!! a giant pole pillar erupts from the ground, throwing dust and stone everywhere. when the dust clears the wall is pierced with a large metal pole in the middle of two large gaps.
you are about to walk through when chians suddenly shoot out from behind you and block the exit. you turn around to find the chain prophet once again. this time it's real though.
____________________________
|FLINT / / |
| --- / vs. / --- |
|___ /_____/__The Chain Prophet|
(I can imagine this scene in my head right now and it looks awesome)
Grunt hard (HRNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH) and DEMAND the plastic bottle fills with ice cold water.
6) you begin grunting, willing DEMANDING that it suddenly be filled with ice cold water even though it's against the laws of physics. seeing that it's not working, you begin grunting harder and harder, staring at the bottle you don't notice the herd of pigs that suddenly come running over the dunes toward you, attracted by the grunting. by the time you do notice, they have you surrounded. you leap up, ready to fight in your dizzied, dehydrated state. they charge at you and easily knock you over onto one of the other pig's backs they begin carrying you off into the desert.
after some time they go into a cave that is lit by gloing mushrooms and the awesomeness of the pigs themselves. you immediately jump into a puddle of water and drink it all up. when you look up the pigs have put a crown on your head made of bone. looks like you are the new leader of the desert pigs. you look out over you new domain. inside of a large cavern is a large pool with many pigs chilling about in a corner is a whole bunch of haystacks for sleeping on.
Convince the vents I'm not there by lying to them as I squeeze out of them.
1) You try talking but the vents are squeazing you so hard now that you can't. you know that if you don't get out soon YOU'LL DIE!
Walk outside the prsion, smashing any guards with a chessboard.
4) running back to the gaurd room to retrieve that chessboard, you begin making your way outside, jumping down floor after floor until you reach the bottom. since the GM is lazy, you meet no such guards. outside you see a very epic scene of Flint and the Chain Prophet standing off.
If we can climb out of the pit: apologize, go back to the hallway, open the red door.
If the pit is too deep to get out: ask her to borrow my "-1" ring, then stomp again.
2) your leg is really bothering you. Nai tells you to be still and you try to obey her, but she makes it hard when she's jabbing your broken leg like that.
"Your leg is beyond my skills." Nai says grimly. "But I could try... It' might not heal correctly though... do you want me to do it?"
Players
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare, sweatheart to girls in green
completely Fine, infatuated with Nai, Fragmented leg
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Location: Lab
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God, Soldier of Gaucamole (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
$999,900, shirt, pants, shoes, socks (2), boxers
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Orange Jumpsuit, two burnt out lazor pistols, Dress,, Queen's crown, King's crown, Chessboard
Quip Silvertongue
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket, lazor pistol
Krath the Pig King
black and white striped shirt and pants combo, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, empty plastic bottle, crown
NPC's
Nai
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head, infatuated with HmH
Locations
a strange jail surrounded by a large stone fence with barbed wire at the top (with a hole in one place) with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. on the top floor there is a hall that continues through holes in the walls until it finally breaks the outer wall. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
behind the blue door is
behind the red door is
behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
a large expanse of sand. with the ruins of an exploded decrepit house sitting between a very large build on the horizon and a tall tower in the distace. there is a cave in the middle of it with a large pool and sleeping places in it.
Ensure there is badass fight music in the backround before summoning two poles out of the ground and rushing the chain prophet.
5) fight music begins to play as you and the chain prophet stare each other down. as the intro ebbs and flows, you begin to circle each other, daring the him to make a move, until suddenly the song goes into overdrive and the real epic part begins. you suddenly bolt at him and he does the same. you clap your hands together awkwardly and poles jump out of the ground and into your hands, each with a pointy end. you hold them towards him while he whips a chain towards you. 6) you block the chain, jumping up into the air and thrusting one of your poles at him, 5) catching his head. 1) he reals in pain as your pole pierces his eye and... EEEEWWWEE!! he's not going to be getting up from that anytime soon.
and once again the dice roll so that another potentially epic battle is ruined...
Throw the chessboard at the chain prophet's head for an anticlimatic ending.
2) well the chain prophet is dead now so you decide to throw it at Flint instead. you toss it at him, hitting him in the chest 2) knocking the wind out of him and causing him to release his grip on the pointy metal poles. 6) luckily, he isn't impaled on them, but they fall insuch a way that when he lands on one of them, the other is launched towards you instead! 2) it pierces your stomach and runs you right through.
(... okay... let me explain the rolls here. the first 2 was unlucky for you and flint, meaning you didn't initially want to throw it at your ally but it happened anyway. the next roll was a 2, for Flint's defense roll, then the 6 was for weather he would get impaled, but they got launched instead... what the hell happened?)
Give Nai my "+1" ring and agree.
6) your rings still won't come off, but you do agree that you are a fool.
Nai decides that she's going to heal you, since you obviously are not in the right of mind. 1) she put her hands on your leg, making you cringe. her hands begin to glow, but suddenly your leg doesn't feel so hot. you hear Nai gasp and when you look you see that your leg has been cut off.
great. just great.
Nai's expression is horrified and she seems frozen, shocked at the blood flowing from your wound.
Order my pig minions to go and conquer, and to bring back the bones of the fallen so I can make a mighty scepter.
3) you want to send your pigs off to go and conquer, but you don't know where they should go. you tell them to prepare for battle. 3) they're pigs. They're always ready for battle
Get out get out! Also, don't roll a 3rd 1
6) the vents suddenly burst open and you are dumped out of them into a small hallway with three doors and a blown off door in it.
Players
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
completely Fine, infatuated with Nai, left leg cut off at knee, extreme bleeding
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Location: Lab
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God, Soldier of Gaucamole (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs, winded
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
$999,900, shirt, pants, shoes, socks (2), boxers
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Awesome skin, impaled by pole, stomach pierced
Orange Jumpsuit, two burnt out lazor pistols, Dress,, Queen's crown, King's crown, Chessboard
Quip Silvertongue
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket, lazor pistol
Krath the Pig King
black and white striped shirt and pants combo, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, empty plastic bottle, crown
NPC's
Nai
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head, infatuated with HmH
Locations
a strange jail surrounded by a large stone fence with barbed wire at the top (with a hole in one place) with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. on the top floor there is a hall that continues through holes in the walls until it finally breaks the outer wall. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
behind the blue door is
behind the red door is
behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
a large expanse of sand. with the ruins of an exploded decrepit house sitting between a very large build on the horizon and a tall tower in the distace. there is a cave in the middle of it with a large pool and sleeping places in it.
Go back in time and throw myself to the ground so the pole doesn't hit me Don't die.
Nooooo! Awesome skin only prevents lazers!
4) well, you're obviously not going to die, you tell yourself, After all, you are a character in an RTD. It takes a lot more than a pole stabbing through my stomach and pinning me to a wall to kill one of those guys, but it's probably not such a good idea to stay here like this. after all, if the GM decides to roll another die...
1) Crap. as you stand against the wall in pain, you look up as a mighty roar rips through the sky. from the few clouds that dare float overhead in the blue sky, comes a dragon, its red wings spread wide as it soars across the sky. its red scales glint in the harsh sunlight. you can't discern more details from the distance it's at now, but you don't really want to get a closer look.
Stand with my hands on my hips and one foot on the slain prophet and raise a pole into the air victoriously. Then get out of here.
6-1=5) brushing off the chessboard that just hit you, you go to the fallen prophet and put your foot on his chest. in that moment, you realize that you have now provided the pole god an opportunity that He has already taken advantage of; seizing the chain god's power. in that instant, the entirety of the chain prophet's power flows into your body, making you feel larger than life, until a roar comes from the sky, reminding you who really is larger than life. as a dragon flies across the skies, you run out of the prison's fence through the hole you blasted through it earlier, picking up the pole you dropped on the way. outside the fence you find a large expanse of sand.
Use my amazing powers of unexpected survival to grow a new leg, its bones reinforced with titanium.
6) you groan in pain, feeling your life starting to fade. "It can't end like this." you tell yourself, giving all you've got left to regrowing your leg, better this time. suddenly another leg grows out of your stump. you don't exactly know why, but you feel like it's not exactly right...
Order my minions to create a magical portal to the nearest town, then send them through to pillage.
5) You tell your pigions to make a magical, physics defying portal to anywhere in the world that you wanted to go to, and they haul out a large metal machine that they tell you they got from the prison. when turned on, an orange and purple swirl appears in the metal ring. 2) suddenly a roar comes from the portal and a giant, bronze hand reaches into the cave. it's too large to get through the portal, but it's still smashing everything inside the cave! if it continues like this the cave may callapse.
EXPLODE, AGAIN
5) you explode very well in the prison. sending sam chunks in all directions. woops, now you're dead.
_ _
\ O.o /
Do an EXTREME pose before striding through the blown off door shouting at any guards who try to stop me where an office I can type a report is.
5)you stride through the blown off door and find an office with a torched computer. obviously, this was once a noble's office.
Players
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
infatuated with Nai, new left leg,
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Location: Lab
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
Location: Prison hallway
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Awesome skin, impaled by pole, stomach pierced
Orange Jumpsuit, two burnt out lazor pistols, Dress,, Queen's crown, King's crown, Chessboard
Quip Silvertongue
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket, lazor pistol
Krath the Pig King
black and white striped shirt and pants combo, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, empty plastic bottle, crown
NPC's
Nai
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head, infatuated with HmH
Locations
a strange jail surrounded by a large stone fence with barbed wire at the top (with a hole in one place) with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. on the top floor there is a hall that continues through holes in the walls until it finally breaks the outer wall. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
behind the blue door is
behind the red door is
behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
a large expanse of sand. with the ruins of an exploded decrepit house sitting between a very large prison on the horizon and a tall tower in the distace. there is a cave in the middle of it with a large pool and sleeping places in it.
Use the power of lies to fix the torched computer and while pretending to compile a report on ventalation to the Prison Inspection Agency look for juciy blackmail material to use.
6) Stuck in your own naïve world, you are convinced that lies cure everything. You go to the computer, sit down and say: “This computer is obviously not broken. It’s just a different model than all the other computers; a cutting edge model with tons of cool stuff on it.” As soon as you sit down, the computer blinks and starts running. It appears that you’ve convinced it well enough. You type in a random password, somehow getting it right. You come to the desktop with four icons on it: a folder labeled EXTREMELY ILLEGAL EXPERIMENTS, a movie that says SELF INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE, a picture that says EMBARRASSING PICTURE OF ME AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY, and a text document titled HOW TO DELETE THE RECYCLING BIN.
Using my awesome throwing skills, throw the pole in the chest at the dragon.
4) okay, it's understandable that you'd like to throw the pole, but let's take a step back. The pole is still pinning you to the side of the building remember? You grab the base of the pole and try to yank it out, but it's firmly embedded. Pain flows over you just as much as frustration does.
6) You look nervously at the dragon to see if it's seen you yet. It hasn't. In fact, it's almost as if you're invisible.
Discover that my crown is razor sharp, then throw it like a boomerang at the hand. Then...ORDER MY PIGIONS TO ATTACK!
4) Stunned, you stare at the shiny gold, no bronze, hand as it thrashes about from the portal that has been opened from the strange device. You watch as an unlucky pig gets crushed because of it’s flailing. Suddenly, anger flows through you, consuming you like white hot flames. These are your subjects, your people, and the duty of a king is to his people. You let out a primal yell and toss your crown at the beast’s hand. 2) it breaks against the metal hand as it waves back and forth. Still angry, you call out to your wards.
“My subjects! Turn your ears to your king’s voice!” you yell out. Every pig listens to you. “This monstrosity has decided to test our valiance! We shall beat it back as brothers and we will fight as one! We are together or we are dead! Every able bodied pig, female or male, old enough to fight and has the will to defend his or her brethren equip yourselves with haste and we shall go into battle with this hand, beat it back, and chase it to where it came from!!!”
Your words echo louder in the cave than the tremendous banging being brought on by megabeast. Each pig is touched and in no time, 40 pigs clad in bone armor arrive at your sides. You turn to your small army, which is just out of reach of the hand’s reach, in time to see 10 more pigs coming out clan in Goblinite armor menacing with spikes. One of them walks up to you and, with a twist of its head, tosses a short sword to you. You catch it easily. You look back to the hand, wanting to get to what it’s attached to. You ask yourself if you are ready for this. A few years ago you were convicted to life in prison for littering (you got a very very bad roll. A “-1”). you broke out and were hiding in that shack for a time. A few hours ago you were dying of dehydration. Now you’re suddenly the Pig King?
Regardless as to whether or not your life makes any sense at all, these are your people now and you are willing to give your life for them.
TO BATTLE!!!
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KRATH, KING OF PIGS / /
+ / vs. /
Company / / BRONZE COLLOSUS
(I think that this is my favorite turn so far. My old favorite turn was when Flint was facing off with the chain prophet near the fence.)
Find some paper and begin writing the pole bible as I cross the desert.
6) taking some parchment you find on the ground, you begin scribing the new Polish bible as you cross the dunes of the desert. Luckily the dragon doesn’t seem to notice you, but you keep a wary eye on it as you walk.
“...and so the Pole God proclaimed that He would forgive all those who worshipped those lesser metal gods if they would prove their faith. From all over, subjects of gods such as the one of chain, blades, wire, frying pans, and cars flocked to Him for the Pole God was the most pure and powerful...”
-an excerpt from The Bible of Poles
You come across the ruins of a shack, but continue after a fruitful search for more paper.
“...Having seized the power of chains, the Pole God stood higher than all the other metal gods. He smiled upon his disciple, Flint, and did give to him some of His new power, so that he could spread the word of His greatness. And so Flint did do what He commanded...”
-an excerpt from The Bible of Poles
You finally find that you have come to a large city. 3) there aren’t many people in the streets, but there are some. The buildings are not tall, but average in height for skyscrapers. You are currently in the suburbs, and can see that the tall tower that was on the horizon was actually in the middle of the city. It dwarfes all the other buildings around it.
Stand up, go through the hallway and open the red door.
4) Getting up wobbly, you decide to search the rest of the lab for another way out. You’re sick and tired of this place. Going back to the hallway with the three doors, you now go to the red door, throwing it open. A wave of heat rolls over you, causing you to tumble back. 2) You hit your head on the ground, making colors dance before your eyes. 5) Nai seems to like the heat. Maybe she’s a tropical plant.
The room beyond the door is enormous. Many small pools of magma sit on a rough, rocky ground around 10 feet below you, though it varies with the jagged, red stone. The ceiling is another 10 feet above you, and the door opens onto a metal walkway that’s part of a large web of walkways above the surface of this hell on earth. They sometimes come to an overhead room that is attached to the ceiling. You don’t see anything moving on the walkways or on the ground.
Players
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
infatuated with Nai, new left leg,
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs
orange Jumpsuit,The Bible of Poles
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Awesome skin, impaled by pole, stomach pierced, !!invisible!!
Orange Jumpsuit, two burnt out lazor pistols, Dress,, Queen's crown, King's crown, Chessboard
Quip Silvertongue
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket, lazor pistol
Krath, King of All Pigs
black and white striped shirt and pants combo, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, empty plastic bottle, Goblinite Short sword
NPC's
Nai
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head, infatuated with HmH
Pigs
100 pigs: 50 war pigs, 30 work pigs, 20 piglets
40 pigs clad in bone armor; fine, 10 clad in spiked Goblinite armor; fine
Locations
a strange jail surrounded by a large stone fence with barbed wire at the top (with a hole in one place) with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. on the top floor there is a hall that continues through holes in the walls until it finally breaks the outer wall. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
Behind the blue door is
Behind the red door is an enormous room. Many small pools of magma sit on a rough, rocky ground around 10 feet below, though it varies with the jagged, red stone. The ceiling is another 10 feet above, and the door opens onto a metal walkway that’s part of a large web of walkways above the surface of this hell on earth. They sometimes come to an overhead room that is attached to the ceiling.
Behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
a large expanse of sand. with the ruins of an exploded decrepit house sitting between a very large prison on the horizon and a tall tower in the distance that is where the city is. there is a cave in the middle of it with a large pool and sleeping places in it.
a large city with average sized skyscrapers that is usually not crowded, though there is an EXTREMELY tall tower in the center. There are suburbs. The name is currently unknown.
Our map is getting bigger. YAY! I doubt that anyone will ever actually want to come back to the prison after they leave though. It’s a pretty thoroughly used location.
On a sidenote, I’m surprised with all the positive feedback I’ve just gotten from you guys. It’s comments like those that make me want to make this RTD even better.
So what do you guys think about replacing Maxicaxi?
To veiw this turn, you are required to listen to Men of Destiny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Q1v_C73GA&feature=related) while doing so.
Turn 22: The Power of the Pig King
Melge the pole with my body.
5) Getting tired of the pole through your side, you put your hands on it and command it to become part of you. Due to the nature of your awesome and invisible skin, the pole has no choice but to obey. It suddenly turns into its liquid form and gets sucked into the wound, filling up your stomach and closing the wound as it finishes entering your invisible body.
Huh? Is that it? Well at least you’re not pinned to that stupid wall anymore.
2) Your thinking is interrupted as a roar comes from the skies. You look up, wondering if the dragon saw you even though you are invisible. That’s not the case. You watch as the dragon turns around in the sky and starts flying until it is obscured by the stone fence.
You wonder where it might be going when you see a set of foot prints in the sand that came from that one guy you hit with the chess board. It’s heading out into the desert in the same direction that the dragon just started going…
Looks like a certain escaped convict is going to turn into an !!escaped convict!!
(for those who do not play dwarf fortress, things with exclamation points around them are on fire.)
Find a box somewhere (and stand on it) and begin preaching at anybody who walks past, make sure that I am as in their face as possible.
1) You are currently in a suburban area where not many people will be influenced by your preaching so you decide to head deeper into town. When you come to a busy intersection, you deem that there are enough people around to start preaching.
You take in as much air as possible and start shouting. “BECOME FAITHFUL TO THE POLE GOD!!! ALL THAT ARE FAITHFUL ARE HAPPY!!!” Occasionally as you shout you run around to a random person and grab them, starting to yell at them with your eyes wide open. Apparently people don’t like an escaped convict still wearing his orange jumpsuit yelling at them in the street. After a couple of minutes you start hearing police sirens heading toward you. in moments, you are surrounded as police point there guns at you. a policeman comes out with a bullhorn.
"FLINT POLESON, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR MULTIPLE OFFENSES INCLUDING DISTURBING THE PEACE AND JUST PLAIN BEING DISTURBING!!!"
You ignore them as you realize you forgot something extremely important. your box. how are you supposed to be a preacher without a box?
Point my goblinite blade at the hand, order my pigs to CHARGE, and then enter battle myself!
5) It's time. you think to yourself. you take your newly aquired blade and point it at the hand. "CHARGE!!!"
all the pigs suddenly begin running toward the hand with you in the lead. the hand, having no eyes to see the oncoming army is left defensless as the pigs slam into it. 6-1=5) the imnpact of the porkers is so powerful, it launches the army far across the cavern and making it slam into the wall. dents cover its metal body.
but your not done yet, you haven't gotten your shot in yet. you jump up high into the air. "Time to carve out a new CROWN!!!" you bring your sword down hard onto the wrist of the arm. 5-1=4) a large gash cuts through the bronze skin. the arm suddenly starts flailing in pain. 6) you jump up as the arm sweeps toward you, landing on top of it. you quickly sink your sword into the bronze flesh of the giant, giving yourself something to hold onto as the statue slams itself around in the cavern.
(you guys are extremely lucky, do you realize that?)
Go to the overhead room.
3) "C'mon Nai, we should see if there is an exit in one of those overhead rooms."
Nai seems hesitant.
"What's wrong?"
"I've been genetically altered so that I'm a plant." She says, nervousely looking around into the room. "I don't want to get anywhere near that magma."
"It's okay. I'll protect you. I promise." you tell her with so much confidence, she has no choice but to believe you.
"Okay. I'm ready now."
Use my delusions of sanity to open up an E-mail program and E-mail every file the computer has to myslef (the E-mail address is, of course: Quip_Silvertounge@Prison_Inspection_Agency.RTD) Then restore any files on the recycle bin. Finally delete the recycle bin.
2) you have the bright idea to open up an internet program ande email everything to yourself but the computer isn't hooked up to the internet. aww too bad.
Players
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
infatuated with Nai, new left leg,
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs
orange Jumpsuit,The Bible of Poles
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Awesome skin, pole has become part of his body, !!invisible!!
Orange Jumpsuit, two burnt out lazor pistols, Dress, Queen's crown, King's crown, chess board
Quip Silvertongue
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket, lazor pistol
Krath, King of All Pigs
black and white striped shirt and pants combo, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, empty plastic bottle, Goblinite Short sword
NPC's
Nai
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head, infatuated with HmH
Pigs
100 pigs: 50 war pigs, 30 work pigs, 20 piglets
40 pigs clad in bone armor; fine, 10 clad in spiked Goblinite armor; fine
Locations
a strange jail surrounded by a large stone fence with barbed wire at the top (with a hole in one place) with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. on the top floor there is a hall that continues through holes in the walls until it finally breaks the outer wall. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
Behind the blue door is
Behind the red door is an enormous room. Many small pools of magma sit on a rough, rocky ground around 10 feet below, though it varies with the jagged, red stone. The ceiling is another 10 feet above, and the door opens onto a metal walkway that’s part of a large web of walkways above the surface of this hell on earth. They sometimes come to an overhead room that is attached to the ceiling.
Behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
a large expanse of sand. with the ruins of an exploded decrepit house sitting between a very large prison on the horizon and a tall tower in the distance that is where the city is. there is a cave in the middle of it with a large pool and sleeping places in it.
a large city with average sized skyscrapers that is usually not crowded, though there is an EXTREMELY tall tower in the center. There are suburbs. The name is currently unknown.
Geez, these turns get longer and longer every time.
Turn 23: No Comment
Look for a USB stick then. Check my pockets, I may have left one in there on my way to break into the prison work this morning.
1) you start looking around for something to crry the information when you remember that you have that USB thingy that no one knows what it's actually called. you reach into your pocket and take it out, sticking it into the computer... unfortunately, you stuck it in a bit too enthusiastically. the computer flies off the desk and collides with the wall. the wall, already weakened, breaks apart and collapses. you rush over to the computer and see that it is in pieces. you pick them up and try to put them back together. 4) you come up with a beautiful swan design from the pieces, but you were kind of hoping for a computer instead.
"Actually, that's not what I meant. I'll go first, you stay behind. I'll give you a signal if it's safe to go."
Nai stays away from magma, I check the overhead room.
3) you tell Nai that by protecting her, you meant that you would go first and see if it was safe for her to go through. she looks away, a bit saddened. but she does agree that it's probably the safer thing to do.
Order my pig army to deal with the hand while I run up the arm and through the portal to confront the beast myself.
3) with the flopping this arm is doing, you can't get a good enough footing to run up the arm.
5) these pigs realized what you wanted to do. they charge the arm and smash into it, 1) but the arm bats them away, crushing a few as well. 3) from the ones that have been launched, only about five are injured, but not very bad. their armor protected them quite well and they are getting ready to charge again. 1) but it's a different story for the three that wound up under the arm. they're crushed completely.
Save Poleman from the dragon!
No !!Escaped Convict Roast!! for you!
1) just as you are about to embark on the quest to save the Poleman, you suddenly feel like you've been kicked in the stomach. you double over in pain. what's going on?
Players
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
infatuated with Nai, new left leg,
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs
orange Jumpsuit,The Bible of Poles
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Awesome skin, pole has become part of his body, !!invisible!!, in pain from unknown source
Orange Jumpsuit, two burnt out lazor pistols, Dress, Queen's crown, King's crown, chess board
Quip Silvertongue
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket, lazor pistol, Swan shaped computer pieces
Krath, King of All Pigs
black and white striped shirt and pants combo, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, empty plastic bottle, Goblinite Short sword
NPC's
Nai
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head, infatuated with HmH
Pigs
97 pigs: 47 war pigs, 30 work pigs, 20 piglets
37 pigs clad in bone armor; fine, 10 clad in spiked Goblinite armor; fine
Locations
a strange jail surrounded by a large stone fence with barbed wire at the top (with a hole in one place) with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. on the top floor there is a hall that continues through holes in the walls until it finally breaks the outer wall. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
Behind the blue door is
Behind the red door is an enormous room. Many small pools of magma sit on a rough, rocky ground around 10 feet below, though it varies with the jagged, red stone. The ceiling is another 10 feet above, and the door opens onto a metal walkway that’s part of a large web of walkways above the surface of this hell on earth. They sometimes come to an overhead room that is attached to the ceiling.
Behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
a large expanse of sand. with the ruins of an exploded decrepit house sitting between a very large prison on the horizon and a tall tower in the distance that is where the city is. there is a cave in the middle of it with a large pool and sleeping places in it.
a large city with average sized skyscrapers that is usually not crowded, though there is an EXTREMELY tall tower in the center. There are suburbs. The name is currently unknown.
Aha! The pole god doesn't want me to help Flint.
Walk to the nearest town.
4) Ignoring the pain coming from your midsection, you stand up and take a few steps toward the break in the fence. You have to help him. You were always a person who couldn’t ignore someone else in need. Before you get any closer to the fence, you are suddenly enveloped in a cocoon of pain. You scream loudly, falling to your knees and throwing your head back. You issue a wail that scrapes your throat raw as if you had swallowed a knife. You feel as if your insides have been cut out and put into a blender.
After awhile the pain diminishes, leaving you on your knees in the dust. The sun feeling uncomfortable to look at, you turn your head away, once again getting up. The pain isn’t so serious now, but you still feel nauseated. Whatever is happening to you, you’re not going to get any better by staying there. You begin your trek across the desert, following the fleeting steps of the man who had just left. When you come to the site of an exploded shack you sudden feel your insides shriek again. Powering through it, you continue walking until you finally reach the suburbs of a large city over which the dragon is flying. You collapse suddenly as pain starts to overwhelm you.
Stop procrastinating and go already.
3) (I am getting just as frustrated as you okay. You’re turning into Quip with your three-in-a-rows. Just to take pity on you, I’ll roll again.) 4) feeling like you’re finally ready for action, you give Nai a small peck on the cheek before heading out onto the metal walkway. You tense up suddenly, expecting something to suddenly leap out at you and injure you. Instead, you just enter a curtain of heat. Not exactly put at ease, you begin walking toward the closest overhead room there is. Most of its viewing windows are smashed, and the door is locked. No problem for you. You step back a little and wind up to kick it with your right leg when you reconsider. You take the same stance and kick it instead with your left leg, 4) causing it to fly open and slam against the wall next to it.
Stepping inside, you find it to be filled with broken glass. There is a door on each wall and whatever space on the wall isn’t occupied by a door is occupied by a strange looking machine. Old lab chairs are next to the machines. There are black scorch marks covering much of the room’s floor and walls. In the center of the room is a large machine that reminds you of those 3D maps in Sci-fi movies. A button is blinking green on the map thingy.
But that’s not all. A scorched human skeleton is slumped across the map thing, half of its body on the surface, reaching for some metal object that looks like a ‘T,’ and half of the body in a pile of bones on the floor. You notice several other piles of charred bones laying on the ground in other places, too, each with its hollow eyes staring off into space.
“Something is wrong with this place...” you say to yourself. “But I just can’t put my finger on it.”
6) Nai, a bit worried for HmH, determines that it is indeed safe in the room and quickly runs across the metal platforms to the overhead room that she saw him go into. As soon as she gets there, she sees a skeleton, screams, then passes out.
Shrug and continue on my quest for report writing equipment with my new built swan. Use my insanity/EXTREME lying powers to make myself belive the swan is my snarky partner in crime and long time ally from the Prison Inspection Agency.
3) you stare at your swan, suddenly realizing that this was actually your partner from the PIA named Swanson. You and Swanson were always the best of buds and you always went out on inspections together. You greet Swanson and Swanson says that you two must continue inspecting this place!
My PIGS! MY PEOPLE! MY BRETHREEEEEEEEEEN!
Grab my sword with both hands and charge through the portal, taking the colossus on myself.
2) after seeing your friends get crushed by the colossus, you lose your grip on the sword, easily getting thrown off of the thrashing hand. 3) you land on the sand around the pond and quickly get up, ready to charge once again.
2) the pigs, seeing you get thrown off are distracted in their charge, causing many of them to stop mid-run. 6) unfortunately, this means that they are open for the colossus to attack. The hands, scraping across the ground, hits the pigs, sending them flying. 5) but these pigs are not about to let their king down. They twist around in the air and land on their feet, readying another charge.
Perform a miracle by summoning a gigantic pole in the town. If the police are still not impressed then prepare to kick ass.
2) you are still quite distracted by the fact that you had forgotten such a key item as a box in preaching to notice the police at all. But before anything bad happens, the dragon decides to make an appearance. A roar suddenly captures your attention, finally making you notice that you are surrounded by cops who are just as surprised by the appearance of a dragon as you are. Taking advantage of this, you try summoning a pole, but fail miserably. For some reason, you just can’t channel your power currently. 4) luckily you didn’t make yourself more interesting to the cops than the dragon, and they continue watching the red beast in the sky.
4) The dragon suddenly swoops low on the town, opening its mouth, and releases a giant fireball onto the streets of a quite suburban area. 3-1=2) many houses catch fire, along with several people.
Players
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
infatuated with Nai, new left leg,
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs
orange Jumpsuit,The Bible of Poles
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Awesome skin, pole has become part of his body, !!invisible!!, in pain from unknown source
Orange Jumpsuit, two burnt out lazor pistols, Dress, Queen's crown, King's crown, chess board
Quip Silvertongue
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket, lazor pistol, computer parts shaped like a swan named Swanson
Krath, King of All Pigs
black and white striped shirt and pants combo, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, empty plastic bottle, Goblinite Short sword
NPC's
Nai
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head, infatuated with HmH, unconscious,
Pigs
97 pigs: 47 war pigs, 30 work pigs, 20 piglets
37 pigs clad in bone armor; fine, 10 clad in spiked Goblinite armor; fine
Swanson
a swan made of computer parts
Locations
a strange jail surrounded by a large stone fence with barbed wire at the top (with a hole in one place) with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. In one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. on the top floor there is a hall that continues through holes in the walls until it finally breaks the outer wall. There is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
Behind the blue door is
Behind the red door is an enormous room. Many small pools of magma sit on a rough, rocky ground around 10 feet below, though it varies with the jagged, red stone. The ceiling is another 10 feet above, and the door opens onto a metal walkway that’s part of a large web of walkways above the surface of this hell on earth. They sometimes come to an overhead room that is attached to the ceiling. The first overhead room has most of its windows broken with the inside covered in glass. There is a door on each wall and whatever space on the wall isn’t occupied by a door is occupied by a strange looking machine. There are black scorch marks covering much of the room’s floor and walls. In the center of the room is a large machine that looks like one of those 3D maps in Sci-fi movies. A button is blinking green on the map thingy. There are numerous scorched human skeletons.
Behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
a large expanse of sand. with the ruins of an exploded decrepit house sitting between a very large prison on the horizon and a tall tower in the distance that is where the city is. there is a cave in the middle of it with a large pool and sleeping places in it.
a large city with average sized skyscrapers that is usually not crowded, though there is an EXTREMELY tall tower in the center. There are suburbs surrounding the town, some of which are currently on fire. The name is currently unknown.
I have arrived!
Metal Militia was a plumber before starring in this RTD, though his idea of fixing things is hitting it with a wrench until something happens. Often times he ends up leaving a house with most of its plumbing consisting of more duct tape than pipes. His garb consists of some nice, blue overalls and a red shirt. He also has a red hat with MM on it surrounded by white. Many of his clients love his bushy mustache and Italian accent. Currently he is in a house with a clogged toilet.
(Don’t forget to check your character sheet down in the stats.)
Rest inside the shack till I get better.
4) Though you are in the CITY, you decide to rest inside of a random shed behind some dude’s house. There, you collapse in pain as you feel your insides churn, feeling your shoulder blades get pushed out of the way as that pole finally becomes part of your body. Suddenly, in a flash of epicness, two metallic, bat wings burst out of your shoulder blades and rip through the orange jumpsuit you’re still wearing. You feel the pain subside. At least you finally know what hurt so bad.
Creepy fire-throwing machines now? I think I'll pass. Let's go kill some dragons instead.
Teleport myself and Nai to the nearest city.
6) making the GM extremely sad, you decide to just get out the easy way. You put a hand on Nai and use your hidden powers of teleportation while she’s unconscious. You feel as if you were suddenly frozen and cooked at the same time and BANG!!!! You are there.
You are on a small platform. That’s weird. Looking around, you see nothing but sky… HOLY ****!!!!
Well you’re in the city all right. But you’re at the top of that tower. You know, that extremely tall tower? The platform you are on is circular and only a meter in diameter. From what you can see, you guess that the tower kind of looks like a black and red space needle. Nai is sleeping blissfully, almost falling off.
Explore randomly!
3) you start walking in a random direction and end up going in a circle until you’re in the same spot again.
6) the cops finally notice Quip and charge towards him, 5) tackling him to the ground. 2) Quip’s head slams into the concrete and they drag him away as he sees stars dancing before his eyes.
When Quip finally comes to his senses, he’s in a jailcell with The Bible of Poles on a table down the hall where two cops are chatting while eating some doughnuts. He doesn’t pay attention to anything else. He needs to get that bible back.
Players
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
infatuated with Nai, new left leg,
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Awesome skin, Metal wings, !!invisible!!
torn Orange Jumpsuit, two burnt out lazor pistols, Dress, Queen's crown, King's crown, chess board
Quip Silvertongue
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket, lazor pistol, computer parts shaped like a swan named Swanson
Krath, King of All Pigs
black and white striped shirt and pants combo, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, empty plastic bottle, Goblinite Short sword
Metal Militia, Plumber
Bushy mustache, Italian accent, fine
Blue overalls, red shirt, red MM hat, white gloves, Giant wrench, Toilet plunger
NPC's
Nai
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head, infatuated with HmH, unconscious,
Pigs
97 pigs: 47 war pigs, 30 work pigs, 20 piglets
37 pigs clad in bone armor; fine, 10 clad in spiked Goblinite armor; fine
Swanson
a swan made of computer parts
Locations
a strange jail surrounded by a large stone fence with barbed wire at the top (with a hole in one place) with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. In one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. on the top floor there is a hall that continues through holes in the walls until it finally breaks the outer wall. There is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
Behind the blue door is
Behind the red door is an enormous room. Many small pools of magma sit on a rough, rocky ground around 10 feet below, though it varies with the jagged, red stone. The ceiling is another 10 feet above, and the door opens onto a metal walkway that’s part of a large web of walkways above the surface of this hell on earth. They sometimes come to an overhead room that is attached to the ceiling. The first overhead room has most of its windows broken with the inside covered in glass. There is a door on each wall and whatever space on the wall isn’t occupied by a door is occupied by a strange looking machine. There are black scorch marks covering much of the room’s floor and walls. In the center of the room is a large machine that looks like one of those 3D maps in Sci-fi movies. A button is blinking green on the map thingy. There are numerous scorched human skeletons.
Behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
a large expanse of sand. with the ruins of an exploded decrepit house sitting between a very large prison on the horizon and a tall tower in the distance that is where the city is. there is a cave in the middle of it with a large pool and sleeping places in it.
a large city with average sized skyscrapers that is usually not crowded, though there is an EXTREMELY tall tower in the center that looks like a black and red space needle. There are suburbs surrounding the town, some of which are currently on fire. In the police station is a hall with a couple of jailcells. The name is currently unknown.