hahaha! It's mine! It's all miiiiine!
Initial post info BLATANTLY RIPPED OFF from previous BM games.
Welcome to Beginner's Mafia! This is the eighteenth run of our Beginner's Mafia series. (We can finally vote! wooooo)
In Beginner's Mafia, you will be pitted up with a Town IC (Inexperienced Challenged) who will help you play the game, and will be just as clueless, if not more so, about the setup as you, and a Mafia IC, who will be helping out the Mafia.
In Mafia, you are divided into two parts: Town and Mafia:
If you are Town, your goal is to lynch the Mafia. You do this by convincing others that one of the group is scum, and getting enough votes on them to lynch them. The Town does not know who else is Town.
If you are Mafia, your goal is to kill off the Town until there is an equal number of them to you by getting them to lynch other Town or by killing them. You are given a kill each Night to kill any player in the game. All the Mafia members know each other, and can communicate privately.
Each Day, everyone votes to lynch a player. Vote for a player by posting their name in red. You may change your vote at any time, remove your vote, or vote for No Lynch. Each Night, you send in your actions. The cycle continues until one side wins. Days are 72 hours and nights are 24 hours. Weekends count for zero hours.
Game rules:
- You may not PM other players. The mafia will have a place to talk to themselves.
- Never edit your posts, even to fix typos! If you make a mistake, just double post- it's permitted here. I recommend using the preview button every time you post.
- Never quote your role PM or any other PM sent to you by the mod.
- If you need more time to discuss, you may ask for an extension. If 1/3 of players ask for one, the day will be extended by 24 hours.
- Please don't forget about this game if you sign up! If you cannot continue playing, please ask for a replacement! I will prod you via PM if you do not post in around 36-48 hours to remind you that this game exists!
- Never underestimate your importance, and always play to win!
In this setup, there are the possibility of extra roles. These roles are Cop and Doctor for Town, and Roleblocker and Godfather for Mafia.
- A Cop inspects any player at Night. They are told that player's alignment.
- A Doctor may protect any player at Night. This stops that player from being killed.
- A Roleblocker stops an extra role from using an action. This stops Doctors and Cops but does nothing for Townies.
- A Godfather makes Cops get Town for their alignment, instead of Mafia.
There is a 50% chance for any of these roles to show up. It is possible to end up with no extra roles.
Extensions require support from at least 33% of the players. You may oppose extensions as well, which cancels out an extension request. For example, if there were five players, with two requesting and one opposing, there would be no extension. (2-1 = 1 of 5, which is 20%)
Please bold requests/opposition to extensions, or Mod/my name if you want to ask me a question in-thread. (IE: Mod: I have a question!)
Players:
Akigagak - Normal Townie, lynched Day 1Lordnincompoop - Normal Townie, killed Night 1Mindmaker ---> Zombie Lordnincompoop - Town Doctor, killed Game EndMuz ---> Zrk2 - Town Cop, Lynched Day 3- NativeForeigner - Normal Townie, killed Game End
- Ottofar - Normal Townie, killed Game End
- Taco Dan - Mafia Roleblocker, won!
Trollan ---> KaminaSquirtle - Normal Townie, Killed Night 2- Warhammer651 - Mafia Godfather, won!
Player Replacement Queue - (1)
Azure Sepulchre
Town IC:
Toaster
Mafia IC:
IronyOwl
Helpful Links and Other Info:
Our own Bay12 Mafia tutorial (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=39338.0)
The Mafiascum wiki. Lots of theory, terminology, and game analysis. (http://mafiascum.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page)
An Interactive Flash tutorial by one of the Mafiascum.net people. Helpful visualization! (http://cataldo.freeshell.org/mafia/mafiascum04.swf)
A VERY rough sketch of how a scumhunt is done (to help those who aren't sure now).
Step 1: When you have no suspicions on anyone, pick someone at random (I MEAN random.. some use Random.org for this!), take a glance as their past posts, and talk to them, usually with a vote. The goal is not to kill but to learn more about them. The vote is a "Pressure Vote", simply used to make sure they don't ignore you.
Step 2: When someone feels 'off' to you: perhaps you disliked their answer, or maybe they scare you, or confuse you with their text. Perhaps they look fine but your feelings or your gut says something is wrong. Perhaps you see them do one scumtell. Don't ignore it: make them your target. Attack them. Tell them what bothers you about them. Push them, harass them. Tell them how scummy they are. Ask them every question in the book.. and I mean EVERYTHING:
Litia: "You bother me. Vote Dakarian!"
Dak: Meh. Why?
Litia: "Because you bother me. Why are you pushing me off as if it doesn't matter?"
Dak: "What? No, you just have nothing on me."
Litia: "You're voting for Vector. why?"
Dak: "He looked scummy.."
Litia: "Vagueness is a scumtell! "Scummy.. how is he scummy!"
Dak: "He just is.. you don't have a reason to go after me either."
Litia: "OMGUSing now Mr.Scum? Being defensive? You also didn't answer my question!"
Note, this is Step 2: Litia doesn't feel like she knows Dakarian is scum.. just had a 'feeling'. She has no hard evidence, nothing real. The questions are to add pressure.. make Dakarian crack and panic. If you did it right, they WILL town or scum. WHEN they do, you will be able to see more of their true self. From there, decide if you can find them as scum for truth. If you don't: pull out and go to your next suspect: if no one else is there, go back to Step 1.
If you do believe they are scum after that, Step 3:
Step 3: When you believe someone is scum, gather evidence. Find every scum tell, every sign of their true motives. Pull more from them. DON'T LET GO! Even if the town ignores you or even votes for you because of it, DO IT ANYWAY! Push, push, PUSH, ***PUSH*** until you have solid proof of what they are.
If you can't find enough to prove them and run out of things to say, check one more time to see if you still feel he's scum, then pull back, look at others (Step 2) but be ready to go back to them at any time. If your convinced and ready to kill them, Step 4
Step 4: Final step. It's time to convince the town. Show what you have. Push the target so they show more scumminess. Attack, but do it only to demonstrate to the town what you KNOW is true. You aren't trying to argue with the mafia anymore.. you are trying to show the town why you are right and Mr.Mafia MUST be lynched. If you are at this point, only 3 things can happen:
1. The scum is lynched.
2. You are given so much information that you become CONVINCED that the target is town. (no less than CONVINCED.. doubt, maybe, 'perhaps' won't due)
3. You are dead.
That's how a basic scumhunt is done. One last note on doubt:
Doubt is something that's ok to have but UGLY to show. If you doubt or have second thoughts, DON'T DISPLAY IT. If you think "He looks passive but I don't know..." you SAY "You scum! Stop being passive!!!" If you think "He may have a good reason to attack guy really." say "Give me your reasons and stop being vague."
Doubt is something for yourself. When you have doubt, go back and see if your original ideas still hold up. If they do or if you find yourself saying "I'm not sure" then go back to the attack until you are sure. This ain't the USA: we play by Guilty until Proven Innocent here. Unless you can get yourself to believe they may be honest, keep the attack.
So doubt is ok to have if used right.. but the town does NOT need to hear it. If you doubt, accuse anyway as if you know. If you wonder, accuse as if you know it. If you know the answer, ASK ANYWAY and let THEM answer. Make them convince you they are town: don't do the job for them.
And that's scumhunting in a nutshell. Everyone, try to figure out what Step you are on and work accordingly. Note that you should be almost done Step 1 by the end of Day 1 (though some may be higher by then). If you aren't, keep random voting and consider an Extension.
If you don't know WHAT you are.. you're in Step 1. Get to random voting.
Last note: 'Not voting' should only be done when you are doing a quick look over everyone's past. Otherwise, your vote and your attention should always be on SOMEONE, even if it is at random.
It's best for a lynch to be for a reason reason.. but it's better for someone to be lynched randomly than for no lynch to occur at all.
If you're still confused, join anyhow and we'll teach you!
And if you have any other questions, just ask.
Day One Beginning (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=72178.msg1790826#msg1790826)
Day One Ending and Day Two Beginning (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=72178.msg1809661#msg1809661)
Day Two Ending and Day Three Beginning (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=72178.msg1835891#msg1835891)
Day Three Ending, Game Over (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=72178.msg1847353#msg1847353)
Which points specifically?
I've agreed that I'm aggressively finger pointing from the start. Mindmaker's been doing it too, but not as aggressively. I will sling accusations at people, because if I don't, then people will simply sit around and talk about stuff, and there'd be nothing to do. What else do you expect me to do, sit down quietly and wait for the mafia to strike?
You are playing the grumpy fellow. You know that the game has "inane banter and finger pointing", but you were the first to register. It's not like the rest of us don't have jobs and personal bullshit, but the extension's pushed day 1 to a whole week, including a weekend and lots of free nights. You'd have the choice of stepping down from the game like Vector did, but chose not to. Is this just some ruse to cover up for your inactivity?
[of course, i apologize if the personal stuff was something serious and i hope i don't shoo you from the game]
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Replacements considered: Trollan => KaminaSquirtle; Mindmaker => lordnincompoop; Muz => Zrk2; Vector => IC; Toaster => IC.
The Morgue: Akigagak: dead, town; Lordnincompoop: dead, town.
Moderator: please prod NativeForeigner, Ottofar, Zrk2. They haven't posted in over 36 hours.
Notes:
- The LurkerTracker seems to get confused by people replacing in for others after their own deaths. Lordnincompoop's posts above include both Mindmaker's and his own before his death, instead of having a line for him in the dead section. I also had to add him manually to the morgue.
- Toaster and Vector's posts are included in the IC line, but it probably should be sorted with the Moderator, not with the players.
- Clearly there are more improvements to be made... Stay tuned.
In the middle of the night, Zombie Lordnincompoop felt he simply had to act. Something must be done.
There were only 3 townies left; if one of them died, it would all be over: Town would be outnumbered by the mafia, and mafia would finish everyone off.
Lordnincompoop could save the day, he was a doctor after all. He slipped over to Warhammer651's house to stake it out.
He then watched Warhammer leave his house. Odd.
Lordnincompoop followed behind.
Warhammer headed to Taco Dan's place. Double odd.
Taco Dan came outside with a big smile on his face. They both headed over to Ottofar's pad. Lordnincompoop followed.
They stood at Ottofar's front door. They knocked. Ottofar answered after some time had passed.
"Hey there bucko, time to die."
Gunblasts rang out. Ottofar was thrown away from the doorway in a wave of smoke, bullets and blood. Zombie Lordnincompoop made a zombie gasp.
"Scum!" Whoops, too loud.
Warhammer651 and Taco Dan turned around.
"Why hello there, Zombie Lordnincompoop. Surprised? Let me introduce myself. I am the Godfather. Taco Dan over here is my Roleblocker pal. We're here to take this town over; and it looks like we have done just that. Shame you didn't stay dead earlier, now you'll have to experience it all over again."
Lordnincompoop felt the embrace of oblivion for a second time.
Knock.
Knock. Knock.
Knock.
You answer the door.
You see the inside of a gunbarrel. Hm, interesting. So that's what it looks like.
A flash of light, a whiff of gunpowder, a splitting headache later, you are a pile of lifeless organic material on the ground.
Your spirit heads off to the afterlife (http://quicktopic.com/45/H/8DTQJYbuJ45).
And this one, too. (http://quicktopic.com/45/H/AJ8LKe33JHUM)
Police Chief Toaster conferred at the Mobile HQ. The wiretap had been successful, and a very damning conversation had been recorded because of it. (http://quicktopic.com/45/H/Nec3qZxBCC2) Out of the corner of his eye, he sees the two perps in question walking out in the open. Excellent. Good morning, scum, Toaster thought, I'm sure to be re-elected after this.
"Stop right there, scum! We know it's you two, put your weapons down and your hands up!" Toaster shouted, pointing at Warhammer with his trusty police-issued handgun.
"Of course it's us, everyone else is dead! We've won, don't you see? It's far too late for your intervention, Toaster. Tell him, IronyOwl."
IronyOwl steps out of the shadows.
"Foiled again there, Toaster. You never have been able to stop us, have you?"
"Gah, Irony! I should have known. A little far from Italy, eh?"
"None of that matters now, your town is ours."
"I think not, if you haven't noticed, you're surrounded by police! And the National Guard! And Special Forces! Surrender, all three of you, or we'll be obligated to use deadly force!"
"Silly Toaster, always thinking short-term. I don't know if you've noticed, but YOU are the ones who are surrounded."
Toaster turned around. Sure enough, he saw a solid wall of Mafiosos stretching all down Main Street, all of them holding guns, all of them pointed at Toaster and his fellow police officers.
"Your shenanigans with our two agents, Taco Dan and Warhammer, gave us just the time we needed to slip into Happytown en masse. You'll find similar things happening in other towns as well, all over America. Scum are taking over, and there's nothing you can do about it."
"No! Never!" Toaster shouted. He proceeded to open fire on IronyOwl, who casually slipped behind cover. A whistle was heard, and the world was rocked by innumerable gunblasts. Happytown itself was shredded fine by scumbullets.
The End! Scum Won! I hope everyone had a good time!
Cop: Muz
Doctor: Mindmaker
Godfather: Warhammer651
Roleblocker: Taco Dan
Cop: You are a hardboiled, loose-cannon cop! You couldn't bear to stand around with the other cops as the Mafia terrorized these poor citizens, you have a duty to uphold! To serve and protect! To... find these darned Mafia members before they kill everyone!
Special Power: During the night, you can choose one person to investigate, to find out if they are Mafia members or not.
Doctor: You've spent ages working to earn your medical degree, time to put it to work! Luckily, you live on this street, so you didn't have to sneak past the police barricades.
Special Power: During the night, you can choose one person to protect. If that person is targeted by the Mafia, you wait until the Mafia goes away, then you spring forth from the bushes you were hiding in, and save the life of the person they tried to kill!
Godfather: You're the Mafia Godfather. This town belongs to YOU. Who are these chumps, to tell you otherwise? Pretty chumpy chumps, you'd have to say. This place is so bright and cheerful, it makes you sick just thinking about it. Time to kill some town.
...Unfortunately, only one of your henchmen was with you when the area got barricaded, but oh well, you'll just have to make due.
Special Power: After years of leadership within the mob, you are one cool cat. You're not stupid, and you don't leave evidence lying around. If anybody tried to dig up dirt on you, they wouldn't find nothing, y'see? (You always appear INNOCENT when investigated)
The Mafia, collectively, gets to kill one person every night. You must choose who carries out this kill; and choose wisely: The person who carries out the hit is unable to use any other powers they have. (You still appear innocent when investigated though, even if you commit the kill).
You can talk to your fellow mobsters here (http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/Nec3qZxBCC2)
Roleblocker: You're a cunning mobster, and you've honed the subtle arts of manipulation and distraction. Some would even call you a Roleblocker, but you usually tell those people to scram like a tree and beat it outta here.
Special Power: Once every night, you can choose a person to distract. That person is unable to do anything that night. Useful when used on someone with a special role, useless for normal townies, who spend the night asleep anyway. The person you target does not know that it was you who distracted them. You're that good.
The Mafia, collectively, gets to kill one person every night. You must choose who carries out this kill; and choose wisely: The person who carries out the hit is unable to use any other powers they have. (You still appear innocent when investigated though, even if you commit the kill).
You can talk to your fellow mobsters here (http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/Nec3qZxBCC2)
Town IC: You are the Police Chief of Happytown. The recent Mafia activity has sickened you to your very core, but you just can't risk sending in men. These people have families, damn it!
You will, however, try to help the people in the quarantined zone deal with the problem. Your trusty megaphone will help you with that.
Mafia IC: You are one of the Head Godfathers back in Italy. You can secretly communicate with the splinter faction in Happytown and lead their efforts to become as awesome as you.
You can talk to them here. (http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/Nec3qZxBCC2)
Townie: You are just a normal, everyday Townie dealing with this horrid Mafia business. You have nothing to help you but your wits, and 30 feet of good, prime Lynching rope. Time to get to work.
Akigagak - Be dead
As your body gets wheeled off to the Happytown Morgue, your soul takes the opportunity to ditch that dead weight and head on out to greener pastures.
These greener pastures, in fact. (http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/8DTQJYbuJ45)
Lordnincompoop - Die
You stretch and yawn, exhausted from the day's events. You head home, change into nightclothes, and turn down the lights to settle in for the night. You drift off into dreamland, without a care in the world.
Several hours later, you are rudely awakened by your bedroom door being violently kicked in with a loud smash! A shadowy figure stands at your door. As you begin to yell for explanations, the figure pulls out a gun and points it at your head.
Oh dear...
Your world gets thoroughly rocked, and your soul slips off into the Afterlife.
More specifically, it slips off straight to here (http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/8DTQJYbuJ45).
Mindmaker - Do Nothing
Oh man, oh man, being a doctor is hard work for sure! You're not ready to do anything yet, so you chill out at your house and flip through some old medical journals until you fall asleep.
You wake up the next morning and head outside to greet the new day.
Muz - Investigate Warhammer651
This Warhammer651 guy, he's pretty shady, yeah? So you decide to slip out tonight and see what that guy's all about.
You sneak into his house in the dead of night. Not very legit police behavior, but who gives a crap about that. Warrants are for suckers.
You give the upstairs a wide berth, that's likely where his bedroom is and you don't want to walk in and risk waking him up. You switch on your flashlight to take a look.
Hm........... Everything seems to check out with this guy, he's pretty obviously innocent. You pat yourself on the back for being an awesome detective-cop person, and head back to your own house for some needed shuteye.
NativeForeigner - Nothing
Man, all this wrongfully-lynching-people sure can wear a guy out! You head sleepily back to your house.
Your dreams are restless and disturbing, you wake up several times in the night, with a feeling of apprehension, as if the mafia is waiting right outside your window, watching you sleep.
Ultimately, you convince yourself that there is nothing wrong, and manage to get a little bit of rest in.
You rise with the sun, and head out to face the new day.
Ottofar- Nothing
Poor Akigagak.. This whole Mafia business is terrible, you've had about enough.
You sleep away your issues, and have a dream where you single-handedly kill every mafia member ever.
The sun rises, and your hopes rise with it. Surely we can oust these ruffians today!
Taco Dan - Block Mindmaker
Time to go to work.
You slink on out and head to Mindmaker's house. You leave a trail of coins from his front porch to the woods, in a long windy path that will ensure he will be thoroughly distracted if he decides to leave his house tonight.
You head back to your place, giddy with your mischievousness. The only problem with this particular method is that there's no way to know if it worked or not: The homeless in this town will gather the coins up before sunrise if Mindmaker doesn't.
Oh well, that's life. You snuggle in the bed of the poor, dead sap whose house you are inhabiting for now.
Trollan - Nothing
Well, that's that. Shame about Akigagak, but ah well, he had it coming. You head home, confident that this Mafia business is no big deal.
You sleep soundly, and nothing at all happens. Nobody sneaks into your house, or anything. Nope. Nothing like that happens. You are totally confident about that.
You wake up and head outside for round 2 of these shenanigans.
Warhammer651 - Kill lordnincompoop
Hehehe, this is why you love being in the Mafia.
You dust off your gun, stow it in your awesome trenchcoat, and sneak into the night.
You find an unlocked window at Lordnincompoop's place. Poor fool, this is too easy. You sneak through his house for a bit, and find his bedroom. It's pretty clear that it's his bedroom, as it says "lordnincompoops bedroom - plz don't kick in the door and kill me k thanks bye" on the door.
You kick it open and get ready to kill him. Seems you caught him asleep in his bed - excellent. He blearily opens his eyes and looks at you, not quite sure what to make of you. He says something that sounds like "Hey what the hell are you doing here" but you didn't actually hear any of it because you were too busy shooting him in the head with your gun until he died.
His bedroom is a pretty bloody mess, but that's too bad. You head home. Well, you head to the house you are currently inhabiting. You obviously don't actually live here, you're a mafia member. Duh.
Anyway, you sleep soundly until the morning.
Toaster - Access Deadchat
You access the coveted Deadchat to answer the questions of the newly dead. You're a police chief, AND a medium! Sweet!
Here's the deadchat (http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/8DTQJYbuJ45)
IronyOwl - Access Deadchat
You acess the coveted Deadchat to answer the questions of the newly dead. You're a headmaster italian godfather, AND a medium! Awesome!
Here's the deadchat (http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/8DTQJYbuJ45)
Ottofar - Watch Untouchables
Yawning, you head home to relax and forget about the grim events in your town.
You pop in your all time favorite movie, The Untouchables. The 1987 one. Best. Movie. Ever.
You wonder to yourself if a Mafia member could possibly watch this without bursting into flames, or something.
After the movie ends, you go to sleep and have dreams where you are a hardboiled cop who guns down mafia members by the hundreds.
Lordnincompoop - Protect NativeForeigner
Darkness. Emptiness. Your hollow thoughts consist of nothing.
After clawing your way out of the Happytown Morgue, your decomposing feet shuffle you mindlessly back to the cordoned-off neighborhood where you died.
The cops don't know what to do when you approach, so they just let you through without incident.
You rejoin the debate, using what's left of your vocal cords to argue. You don't have a clue what you said; you hope it was convincing. That is, if you could hope anything, at all, or indeed have any conscious awareness whatsoever.
The one plus to being a shambling corpse: For some reason, you're suddenly hella good at bein' a doctor.
After everyone else goes to sleep (you don't have to sleep because you are a corpse), you mindlessly shamble over to NativeForeigner's place.
You sit in a bush and wait to see if he needs your help, mindlessly munching worms and insects. You're totally ready to perform Zombie CPR, and Zombie Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation. You even brought your Zombie Defibrillator and Zombie Gauze and Ointment, which all zombies receive upon becoming zombies. Apparantly.
He doesn't need your help though. Feeling no emotions whatsoever, you shamble back to the meeting place for more mindless debate.
Being a zombie sure is hard work!
Zrk2 - Investigate Ottofar
When you heard a cop had gone rogue and snuck through the police barricades to help the townies, it inspired you to go rogue, sneak through the police barricades, and help the townies. Especially since the other cop got caught and pulled back. Chief Toaster was furious. You sure hope YOU don't get caught like that rookie did.
Anyway, time to start your illegal police business in earnest! You make haste to Ottofar's place after everyone goes to sleep, to see what you can see.
Sneaking around in the dark is really hard. You stub your toe on a metal stake stuck into the ground in Ottofar's backyard.
The pain is intense and you shout curses into the night. You're sure glad nobody's around to hear you, that'd be embarrassing!
Anyway, you finally get to a window and look inside. It's his living room.
You can see Ottofar sitting there, watching the 1987 film The Untouchables, directed by Brian De Palma. Kevin Costner is SO AWESOME in this movie, you don't even know. So is Sean Connery and Robert De Niro. You love this film. It made you want to be a cop when you grew up.
Clearly, there's no way Ottofar could possibly be a Mafia member. No Mafia member could possibly watch this movie without bursting into flames or something.
Satisfied, you head home.
NativeForeigner - Be a Townie
You head home and Be a Townie. You are really good at that.
Taco Dan - Roleblock Ottofar
Alright, this time you're serious. Seriously serious.
You sneak to the front of Ottofar's house, and look through the window of the front door.
There he is. You can see him. He's in the living room, watching TV.
OH SHIT HE'S WATCHING THE UNTOUCHABLES
You quickly glance away, checking your body for signs of spontaneous combustion.
You can't watch The Untouchables; as a mafia member, you are in danger of bursting into flames from Kevin Costner's icy stare.
Phew, looks like you're fine.
You leave a delicious-looking sandwich on Ottofar's front porch. It's a ham sandwich. Everyone loves ham.
Not everyone loves chloroform in their ham sandwiches, though. Hehehe.
You sneak away, snickering to yourself.
Kevin Costner is an asshole.
KaminaSquirtle - Get Killed Horrifically
Just kidding. You go home and sleep, and have a completely uneventful night.
And then you get killed horrifically.
OH SHIT DOUBLE MOBIUS MOD LIE REACHAROUND
But yeah, you die. It was pretty gruesome.
I won't describe it. It's too gruesome. Picture the most gruesome death ever, and your death was one that would make the guy who died in your mind-picture go "DAMN THAT'S GRUESOME"
But yeah you float off to the afterlife (http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/AJ8LKe33JHUM)
Warhammer651 - Kill KaminaSquirtle horrifically.
You do so with gusto.
Man, you love your job.
Except you have to spend a few hours afterwards picking out bone fragments from your nose. Ewwwww.
Anyway, job well done. Congratulations.
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:B9McTNPNId_ojM:http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/1310/plan2jh7.jpg&t=1)
Well that was entertaining to say the least.
Scum, why did you NK Lordnincompoop Day 1?
I honestly don't remember why we NKed him on the first nght.