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Title: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Rainseeker on February 08, 2011, 12:03:18 pm
Today is Scamps' birthday!  Everyone, write your "card" here!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Tellemurius on February 08, 2011, 12:07:53 pm
Daww' whose a little forgotten beast, YOU ARE!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Urist Imiknorris on February 08, 2011, 12:08:10 pm
You may call me Scamps.
I am your lord and master.
Respect my birthday.

EDIT: damn you you ninja.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Greiger on February 08, 2011, 12:08:16 pm
Happy Birthday Scamps!

We love you and your ability to cause lightning to strike us down even when underground should we even think of doing something horrible to you!

-Greiger

P.S. The shoe is out to get you.  Kill it.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Tellemurius on February 08, 2011, 12:12:04 pm
anyone got my joke yet?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Greiger on February 08, 2011, 12:18:21 pm
The forgotten beast Scamps has come? A small tailless kitten? Beware it's knocking over of stuff?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Deon on February 08, 2011, 12:34:23 pm
It can't be... Today is my birthday too... AQUARII GO!

Happy birthday Scamps and me! It made me feel much happier, knowing that we share the same birthday :D.

P.S. Wow, I have a CAKE in my profile??????
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Tellemurius on February 08, 2011, 12:34:56 pm
...no hes forgotten, when was the last time Scamps was ever mentioned, the poor kittie
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: The Merchant Of Menace on February 08, 2011, 12:35:33 pm
All hail the mighty Scamps!!
Relocate that pen!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: scriver on February 08, 2011, 12:37:43 pm
Congratulations Scamps and Deon!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Urist Imiknorris on February 08, 2011, 12:38:15 pm
And Itnetlolor.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Deon on February 08, 2011, 12:38:46 pm
Truely! It's Itnetlolor's birthday too!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: scriver on February 08, 2011, 12:42:10 pm
..And Itnetlolor!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Rainseeker on February 08, 2011, 12:53:53 pm
*TOADY:  Please sing Scamps this birthday song to the tune of whatever in the key of whatever sharp.*

Birthday kitties love their pats
Love their laps
Love their toys
Love their naps

Birthday kitties love to jump
Love to play
Love to run
Love to lay

Birthday kitties love to nip
Love to swipe
Love to scratch
Love to bite

Birthday kitties are troubled kitties
Troubled kitties
Troubled kitties
Troubled kittieeeeeeeeeeeesssssss  *OUCH*
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Mel_Vixen on February 08, 2011, 12:55:40 pm
Happy birthday scamps! I send 20 bucks to your Foodcan-opener ... i mean toady.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Rumrusher on February 08, 2011, 12:59:39 pm
wait Deon and Scamps birthday hmm I would you like a crossbreed Human(Dwarf)/Cat to be named after you for a birthday gift?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: TolyK on February 08, 2011, 01:03:32 pm
Quote from: Tellemurius on February 08, 2011, 12:07:53 pm
Daww' whose a little forgotten beast, YOU ARE!!
Nothing else to say...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Argembarger on February 08, 2011, 01:22:25 pm
Happy Birthday Scamps!

Quote from: DFTalk 10
Toady: Aah! Ahaha! Blood! Witness the blood! Aha-owww. (singing) There's rivers of blood/flowing from my thumb/Little baby Scamps/is a violent one.

Here's to many more years of scratching Toady :D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: *Poster* on February 08, 2011, 01:24:41 pm
Huzzah, huzzah, and thrice huzzah! Happy birthday young sir! May there be an abundance of fish and various other treats.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Itnetlolor on February 08, 2011, 01:27:36 pm
Happy birthday Scamps.

Enjoy yet another year without having been turned into food, attire, security device, or a fireball.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: NW_Kohaku on February 08, 2011, 02:09:06 pm
Here's a little piece of advice for the road of life, Scamps:  Get plenty of protein.

Contracting kitty diabetes is absolutely no fun for anyone involved.

So eat that bug when you're done playing with it, it's good for you.

Happy Birthday.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Deviled on February 08, 2011, 03:16:56 pm
Happy birthaday to the Scamps.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Max White on February 08, 2011, 03:19:36 pm
Well I for one welcome our fuzzy wuzzy overlord.

Happy birthay Scamps!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Assassinfox on February 08, 2011, 03:32:43 pm
Happy Birthday, Scamps!  :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Uristocrat on February 08, 2011, 03:39:59 pm
Happy birthday, Scamps!  You're the only cat we won't throw into a volcano for !!fun!! or !!science!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Ultimuh on February 08, 2011, 03:40:44 pm
Happy Birthday!

Ok, done my share.. now where's the cake?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Max White on February 08, 2011, 03:53:51 pm
(Removed)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Scaraban on February 08, 2011, 03:57:02 pm
Quote from: Max White on February 08, 2011, 03:53:51 pm
(http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/3385/1126572-portal_cake_super.jpg)
huzzah for code cake!!
HaPpY bIrThDaY sCaMpS1!1!1
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Deviled on February 08, 2011, 04:03:59 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Gatleos on February 08, 2011, 05:27:28 pm
Quote from: Greiger on February 08, 2011, 12:18:21 pm
The forgotten beast Scamps has come? A small tailless kitten? Beware it's knocking over of stuff?
Tailless? Scamps doesn't have a-

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Huh.

HAPPEH BERFDAY
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Zrk2 on February 08, 2011, 08:16:14 pm
Quote from: Ultimuh on February 08, 2011, 03:40:44 pm
Happy Birthday!

Ok, done my share.. now where's the cake?

The cake is a lie.

Also, you little furred ball of snootiness cuddliness, enjoy your staff owner. Just don't damage his coding fingers...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: billybobfred on February 08, 2011, 09:37:04 pm
Happy birthday, adorable kitten!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: calrogman on February 08, 2011, 10:26:38 pm
Happy burfday kitteh, I brought you a rat: ·
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Rex_Nex on February 08, 2011, 10:35:23 pm
Happy birthday, you adorable kitty! Oh, and you too, Scamps.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: slink on February 09, 2011, 12:00:10 pm
Ah, at last, I found the Scamps birthday thread.  Belated, but not by much.   :)

Happy Birthday Scamps!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Dbuhos on February 09, 2011, 12:16:27 pm
Happy birthday Scamps :D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: h3lblad3 on February 09, 2011, 02:37:47 pm
HAPPY BIRFDAY, SCAMPS!

Someone better let Scamps know about all of our birthday wishes. ;)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Dr. D on February 09, 2011, 05:32:06 pm
Have extra fun murdering small animals today, cat of Toady, for today was the day of your birth.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Ultimuh on February 09, 2011, 05:32:47 pm
I believe it was yesterday? check the dates of the posts.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Max White on February 09, 2011, 05:39:11 pm
What are Toady and ThreeToe doing with all the photos? I bet scamps training he's wrestling skill on a plushy kitten is adorable.

Uploads pweash?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Gatleos on February 09, 2011, 05:44:42 pm
Quote from: Max White on February 09, 2011, 05:39:11 pm
What are Toady and ThreeToe doing with all the photos? I bet scamps training he's wrestling skill on a plushy kitten is adorable.

Uploads pweash?
SPAM TOADY WITH PMS UNTIL HE COMPLIES.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Tellemurius on February 09, 2011, 05:45:36 pm
sure, piss off the dark overload, BRILLIANT IDEA!! ::)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Max White on February 09, 2011, 05:51:09 pm
Quote from: Gatleos on February 09, 2011, 05:44:42 pm
SPAM TOADY WITH PMS UNTIL HE COMPLIES.

Don't be a dick.  ;D
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Gatleos on February 09, 2011, 05:53:40 pm
I'm sure you can ask nicely. Besides, Toady is just a puppet to the true dark overlord.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Armok on February 09, 2011, 09:07:46 pm
Scamps pics! Scamps pics! Scamps pics!
*Continued chanting*
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: NSQuote on February 09, 2011, 09:28:50 pm
Happy (late) birthday to our glorious leader, Scamps~ <3

Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Little on February 09, 2014, 12:32:24 am
Happy birthday Scamps!!! <3
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Inarius on February 09, 2014, 04:38:24 am
He looks like a Sphinx on this picture. He is so Royal !

Hail to the Glorious Cat !
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Midas on February 09, 2014, 06:34:20 am
Well, Scamps is kitten no more, so can somebody update this in the wiki?
Quote
Butchering returns
Bones    2
Chunks    2
Meat    2
Fat    1
Skulls    1
Skin    Yes
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: rawrcakes on February 09, 2014, 08:51:23 am
Scamps! <3 :3
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Scamps!!!
Post by: Greiger on February 09, 2014, 10:37:54 am
Welp, looks like we have cats on our internets again.

Happy b-day scamps!

Quote from: Midas on February 09, 2014, 06:34:20 am
Well, Scamps is kitten no more, so can somebody update this in the wiki?
Quote
Butchering returns
Bones    2
Chunks    2
Meat    2
Fat    1
Skulls    1
Skin    Yes
I think it's very difficult to confirm those values, every time a butcher approaches they get struck by lightning.  Sometimes repeatedly.