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Title: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: MrOassis on April 02, 2011, 09:38:05 am
The Concept:
This shall be your standard Roll to Dodge stripped down to its bare roots. You say an action, I roll a dice on Random.org, and you shall either die miserably or succeed greatly. Oh, and PVP is turned on!There shall be Eight people playing at any one time.

Gameplay:
Standard RTD stuff here people, you mention WHATEVER THE HELL YOU FEEL LIKE DOING, I roll a die, and any of these could happen:
Spoiler: Dice Rolls (click to show/hide)
I shall also be throwing these in as well...
Spoiler: Advanced Features (click to show/hide)

Your Character:
When you want to join, you must feel in this sheet...
Later on down the track, there shall be more things to add...
Oh, and when you die, you get bumped to the bottom of the waiting list...

Current Players
Archie ('Cause he's an Archer, Geddit?) - Darvi
Spoiler: Archie (click to show/hide)
Dan the Heroic (Everyone wants to be like him!) - Nirur Torir
Spoiler: Dan (click to show/hide)
Steve( Just your standard guy...) - Trollan
Spoiler: Steve (click to show/hide)
Tarran (He eats cats for DINNER!) - Tarran
Spoiler: Tarran (click to show/hide)
Ado (Nothing witty to say here...) - Tyberix
Spoiler: Ado (click to show/hide)
Bdthemag (The zombie slayer of our times!) - Bdthemag
Spoiler: Bdthemag (click to show/hide)
Glen Halt (He's a person!) - Person
Spoiler: Glen (click to show/hide)

Waiting List
Gatleos
Wolfchild
TolyK

You all spawn in a Normal Tavern
The game shall start once six people sign up and post first actions!
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 0 - Sign ups!
Post by: Darvi on April 02, 2011, 09:41:52 am
*rolls a D3*


3 it is. Archie, you're it.


Huh? Me?


Yeah, you.


Name: Something elvish, I've forgotten what it was. Everybody calls him Archie though. 'cause he's an archer. Yeah, creativity's not our forte.
Status: He's with me, so, less than fine :P
Inventory: An "intelligent" bow (with a bunch of arrows). The "intelligent" is in quotes 'cause it behaves like a stoner most of the time.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 0 - Sign ups!
Post by: MrOassis on April 02, 2011, 09:47:06 am
*rolls a D3*


3 it is. Archie, you're it.


Huh? Me?


Yeah, you.


Name: Something elvish, I've forgotten what it was. Everybody calls him Archie though. 'cause he's an archer. Yeah, creativity's not our forte.
Status: He's with me, so, less than fine :P
Inventory: An "intelligent" bow (with a bunch of arrows). The "intelligent" is in quotes 'cause it behaves like a stoner most of the time.

You forgot to post your starting action!!!!!11!!111!!1!
 :P
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 0 - Sign ups!
Post by: Darvi on April 02, 2011, 09:48:51 am
I'm still thinking about what to do.

Oh, I have an idea! How 'bout you sit in a corner like a mysterious guy, brooding over your drink, with your hood covering your face.

You know I don't order drinks anymore since... you know what. But I don't want to argue, so I'll do that.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 0 - Sign ups!
Post by: Nirur Torir on April 02, 2011, 10:16:06 am
Name: Dan the Heroic
Status: Heroically Fine
Inventory: Hero's Book of White Magery

Dan shall order a drink and begin telling other patrons tales of his heroic past deeds, like that time he saved the village of Northburg from the pack of hungry wolves.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 0 - Sign ups!
Post by: Trollan on April 02, 2011, 10:36:19 am
Name: Steve
Status: Fine
Inventory: Magical blob that can do anything
Make every single roll I roll a 5
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 0 - Sign ups!
Post by: Tarran on April 02, 2011, 01:52:59 pm
Name: Tarran.
Status: Earthenly fine.
Inventory: Fully loaded 3-shot BFG.

Punch the air, hoping to cause some random non-player person in the bar's head to explode.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 0 - Sign ups!
Post by: Tyberix on April 02, 2011, 02:10:24 pm
Name:Ado
Status: Fine for now.
Inventory: Traveling (Mad) Alchemist Set 3000.

Spice the drink up with some randomly chosen chemical from my set and serve it to the nearest patron.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 0 - Sign ups!
Post by: TolyK on April 02, 2011, 02:57:00 pm
Name: Nowan Ilfideme
Status: Hyperactive
Inventory: nuclear power plant handheld nuclear missile launcher with infinite missile creation capabilities (you said anything  :D)

Run around half insane while blowing anything non-living I see up.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 0 - Sign ups!
Post by: Frelock on April 02, 2011, 04:14:12 pm
"Hand-held nuclear missile launcher" could also be re-phrase as "Giant nuclear suicide bomb" so I bet the GM will let it fly.  Also, you're going to kill us all, so the GM will like that.

Name: Fre
Status: Fine, just Fine
Inventory: Mirror of Mental Prowess (http://www.d20srd.org/srd/magicItems/wondrousItems.htm#mirrorofMentalProwess)

Ask my mirror where I will find a great buried treasure.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 0 - Sign ups!
Post by: Person on April 02, 2011, 04:50:43 pm
Name: Glenn Halt
Status: Fine
Inventory: Book of spells.(All of the spells, all of them. It has a mind of it's own sadly, and opens up to whatever page it wants.)

Shield myself from death by nuke.

Also, Trollan, every roll you roll a 5? Good thing you aren't rolling the dice am I right? Just joking don't make me explode.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 0 - Sign ups!
Post by: Bdthemag on April 02, 2011, 04:52:38 pm
Name: Bdthemag
Status: More than fine.
Inventory: Double-Barreled Shotgun of +1 Zombie Slaying.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 0 - Sign ups!
Post by: Gatleos on April 02, 2011, 05:06:08 pm
Name: Gatleos
Status: Nucking Futs
Inventory: Enchanted Golf Club
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 0 - Sign ups!
Post by: wolfchild on April 02, 2011, 07:13:39 pm
Name: Grim the Dark
Status: Unkowable (fine)
Item: Spear of Essnce/SOul/Life stealing

Wreak Havoc
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 0 - Sign ups!
Post by: TolyK on April 03, 2011, 12:11:53 am
"Hand-held nuclear missile launcher" could also be re-phrase as "Giant nuclear suicide bomb" so I bet the GM will let it fly.  Also, you're going to kill us all, so the GM will like that.
Exxxxxactly!

EDIT: yeah, why did I choose him to be hyperactive hum?
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of starting fail...
Post by: MrOassis on April 03, 2011, 02:37:15 am
Turn 1: I see everyone is abusing the "Start with one item" privledge...

Darvi:
But I don't want to argue, so I'll do that.
6: Archie manages to keep his cool with this random person, but just 'cause he can, to shut up the other person he punches him in the jaw! This makes the other person very angry...
Spoiler: Archies new Status (click to show/hide)

Nirur Torir:
Dan shall order a drink and begin telling other patrons tales of his heroic past deeds, like that time he saved the village of Northburg from the pack of hungry wolves.
3: No one believes Dan's stories of awesomeness, so they all walk away. You are a great hero, but a bad story teller...
Spoiler: Dan's new Status (click to show/hide)

Trollan:
Make every single roll I roll a 5
2: Steve manifests all energy within himself to change the very fabric of reality. He succeeds! Now every dice roll scores a negative 1! (Not including sixes...)
Spoiler: Steve's new Status (click to show/hide)

Tarran:
Punch the air, hoping to cause some random non-player person in the bar's head to explode.
2: Tarran punch's the air in hope of getting a random kill, but the air is like concrete, and winds up hitting it so hard that his entire right hand turns into a goo...
Spoiler: Tarran's new Status (click to show/hide)

Tyberix:
Spice the drink up with some randomly chosen chemical from my set and serve it to the nearest patron.
6: Ado spice's up a nearby patrons drink unnoticed. The drink then gets served to a random passerby, who then drink it, and quickly dies. However, this passerby was the worlds most respected military general, so almost everyone armed guard in the bar is about to shoot you in the head.
Spoiler: Tyberix's new Status (click to show/hide)

TolyK:
Run around half insane while blowing anything non-living I see up.
1: Congrat's, you blew up a couple of non living things before you relized that you had a handheld nuclear launcher, and thus you blew yourself up, along with a good fraction of the worlds developed economic centers!
TolyK is dead!!!

Frelock:
Ask my mirror where I will find a great buried treasure.
1: You hold up your magic mirror and ask it where to fi-, oh wait, that's not your mirror thats someone elses magic mirror, and he just chainsawed off all four of your limbs for  stealing it. Oh well...
Spoiler: Fre's new Status (click to show/hide)

Person:
Shield myself from death by nuke.
5: Not only does Glenn shield himself from death by nuke, forever, he also shields himself self from all explosions, forever.
Spoiler: Person's new Status (click to show/hide)

Game Updates!
Bdthemag has joined, replacing TolyK
Bdthemag Spawns in the tavern with:
Spoiler: Bdthemag (click to show/hide)

Next update there shall be a health status with all your characters!
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: Bdthemag on April 03, 2011, 02:39:31 am
Defend myself from any ZOMBIES!!!
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: TolyK on April 03, 2011, 02:55:04 am
I achieved my goal!
I HAVE WON!  :o
 :D
..
wow that was quick.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: Tarran on April 03, 2011, 03:12:20 am
Apparently Tyberix is also named Tarran. What other reason would there be for his status's name being the same as mine?

Realize that I'm the earth and this is a mere flesh wound while my wound regenerates.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: TolyK on April 03, 2011, 03:15:21 am
Haunt Darvi
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: MrOassis on April 03, 2011, 03:19:32 am
I achieved my goal!
I HAVE WON!  :o
 :D
..
wow that was quick.

Your the one that chose to start with a nuclear weapon, and then proceed to shoot it...
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: TolyK on April 03, 2011, 03:21:22 am
exactly.
I also mentioned that I was hyperactive.
q.e.d.

(but seriously, I'm just gonna haunt folks every turn and that's it.)
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: Darvi on April 03, 2011, 03:27:48 am
What the fuck man?

Sorry, but the dice said so. And you know, what the dice say goes. Your own words.

Oh. Take out Battleaxe and start hitting the pointy eared bastard.

Uh, you're not in the game...

Oh go hug a tree <_<

Well then. "Come on, now, can't we solve this diplomatically?"

... Sleuth or lightsaber diplomacy?

Neither. I buy the guy a drink to calm him down.

Haunt Darvi
I'm the other side of the 4th wall. :P
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: Nirur Torir on April 03, 2011, 03:33:27 am
Wow, harsh.

I flip through my book until I find the spell I want .... Ah, there it is, Cure Moderate Wounds. I cast it on Fre.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: Tyberix on April 03, 2011, 04:16:52 am
Nice results :P

Drink potion of !invisibility! then run!
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: MrOassis on April 03, 2011, 07:07:50 am
Wow, harsh.

I flip through my book until I find the spell I want .... Ah, there it is, Cure Moderate Wounds. I cast it on Fre.

Moderate wounds? Since when was losing all four of your limbs a GOD DAMN MODERATE WOUND?!
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: Gatleos on April 03, 2011, 07:45:30 am
When I joined the waiting list, I didn't think one player would die and another would become a quadruple amputee in the first turn. I guess I'll be in sooner than I thought. And out sooner than I thought.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: TolyK on April 03, 2011, 07:46:48 am
Make sure to add wads of C4 to your equipment  ;D
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: Person on April 03, 2011, 01:58:18 pm
Heal Tarran. After, leave the tavern.

Yeah, first turn did not go as expected.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: TolyK on April 03, 2011, 01:59:49 pm
Just as planned.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: Trollan on April 03, 2011, 02:19:44 pm
Roll a -1
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: TolyK on April 03, 2011, 02:23:47 pm
Roll a -1
This will be fun.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: Frelock on April 03, 2011, 02:25:35 pm
Ascend to a higher plane of existence.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: Nirur Torir on April 03, 2011, 02:31:15 pm
Ascend to a higher plane of existence.
Oh no you don't. Nobody escapes my healing spells.

Even if I've only had enough time to reach chapter 4, and thus feel unsafe casting a stronger healing spell, I'm certain I can save you. It's the heroic thing to do.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: Frelock on April 03, 2011, 02:45:27 pm
Well, of course I'm going to fail.  I'm just a minor character, not a big strong hero like you.  I'm demonstrating my patheticness in order to make you that much more heroic, don't you see?
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: Tyberix on April 03, 2011, 02:51:18 pm
Well if i were you, I wouldn't argue with someone who points healing skills in your direction.
Especially in RTD, healing is more lethal than bullets here :P
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: Nirur Torir on April 03, 2011, 03:10:15 pm
Well if i were you, I wouldn't argue with someone who points healing skills in your direction.
Especially in RTD, healing is more lethal than bullets here :P
You are clearly aware of my impressive history with healing spells in RTDs. It is terrifyingly impressive.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: Person on April 06, 2011, 09:22:06 pm
Tell me this didn't die on the second turn.
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: TolyK on April 06, 2011, 10:50:39 pm
Tell me this didn't die on the second turn.
I did on the first turn  :D
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: Gatleos on April 07, 2011, 12:40:58 am
That was fast. You'd think it was GMed by Ze Spy.

*Ba Dum Tsh*
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: TolyK on April 07, 2011, 09:00:06 am
That was fast. You'd think it was GMed by Ze Spy.

*Ba Dum Tsh*
lol...
well, my games usually are a success, then die out (read: This Means War, and One Man War.)
Title: Re: Classic RTD: Turn 1 - Plenty of Starting Fail...
Post by: DinosaurusRex_x on April 07, 2011, 12:22:06 pm
Name: Dino Jones
Status: Perpetually eating delicious sandwiches.
Inventory: An regenerating identical back-up version of himself with harvestable parts.

Action: Goes on waiting list