Don't Know how this will work out :
Basically, you are a bunch of people on two teams, your objective? kill EVERYONE of the other team
[1] - Epic fail
[2] - Fail
[3] - Meh
[4] - Success
[5] - Win
[6] - Overwin
Basically, a PvP RTD, the Objective of the game is to kill the guys of the other team and die, hopefully in the
most Hilarious way possible, Making crap out of nothing is a Free turn, and thus, same object can be used in the
same turn you create it
Everybody has 3 health, You may be able to survive a few bullets, but you are basically Paper that could be ripped
apart by a simple Rocket
Once One team is totally fucking dead, Respawn drops in, everybody in the Waiting list will be spawned, Vacant spots
being filled by the Best of the previous match
And it repeats....
RED team :
1.Cheese
2.wolfchild
3.Exkirby
4.Taricus
5.FuzzyZergling
6.NightS(It was a hard decision, considering both Krath and NightS killed none, but still, NightS survived the match)
BLUE team :
1.HighEndNoob
2.Trollan
3.Gatleos
4.adwarf
5.cerapa
6.DinosaurusRex_x
Waiting List
None
Hurr durr
Take up a defensive position overlooking the bridge.
You take up a defensive position on the Ledge [1] You Fall off [2] and take 1 damage
Cobble together a bow and arrows out of... Stuff.
You Cobble together a bow [3]It looks like shit, but it works fine
Grow A pair of Horns, Charge Blue team with them
You Grow a pair of horns and charge across the bridge, and into a Tower shield wielding guy [4]V[2] Your horns break the shield into half and Strike HmH [4] Dealing 2 damage
Wield a tower shield, charge at wolfchild with it.
You Grab a Tower shield out of thin air and Charge into wolfchild [2]V[4] Your Shield gets broken into half and wolfchild's horns strike you, dealing 2 damage
Summon a miniature version of a Gundam's Beam Rifle the Hi-Mega Launcher (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov0-FJPCrtA), jump down onto the bridge, and pewpewpew in their general direction.
You summon a Miniature version of the Hi-Mega launcher, jump down the ledg- [3] You take 1 damage from the fall, you fire the Weapon at their general direction [1] The Launcher starts creating sparks and emitting noise, huh, wha- [3] You nearly manage to throw it, but it explodes in your hand none-the-less [2] Causing you 2 damage and subsequently turning your Corpse into a bunch of floating particles
Krath has been killed by fucking around with a Weapon that could do terrible, terrible damage
FIRE MAH LAZOR!!!! at wolfchild (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSVNbxjdvv8)
[2]You can't seem to do it for some unknown reason
Blue's favourite Dinopal builds a mindcraft TNT Cannon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9bGuI0YmmM&feature=related)
He fires it at the bottom of Red team's staircase, trying to trap everybody inside their spawning point.
[5]Building a Minecraft TNT cannon, you fire it [1]But fuck up the combination and fire the TNT backwards, right at You [6] you punch the TNT back at the Redies, holy shit [2][4][2] The TNT heads right for NightS, but you miss horribly
Take cover and call for an airstrike to destroy the bridge :D
Nothing to duck behind, soldier, This is a Vicious battlefield! Not some Hippy-ass battlefield! [Auto-fail]Terrain can't be destroyed, you dumbass
Summon a Sniper Rifle and take aim!
You summon a Sniper rifle and take aim
Summon a really bright light and shine it at the enemy teams eyes.
You Shine a Really, really fucking bright light on the Reds [2] But it has no effect on them
Summon my AK-47, and take up position on the bridge. Once their use my power Radio Support, and call in 6 NCR troopers to help hold the bridge.
You summon a AK-47 and Take up a position on the bridge, you Call in 6 NCR troopers [1] But instead of troopers, a bunch of drunk drivers start heading towards you, fuck!
Taricus : 2/3 HP
wolfchild : 3/3 HP, Horns
FuzzyZergling : 3/3 HP, Bow
NightS : 3/3 HP
ExKirby : 3/3 HP, Sniper Rifle
Krath : Totally fucking dead
Gatleos : 3/3 HP
HmH : 1/3 HP
DinosaurusRex_x : 3/3 HP, Minecraft TNT Cannon
Cerapa : 3/3 HP, Bright lights
adwarf : 3/3 HP, AK47
Trollan : 3/3 HP
6 Drunk Drivers(No team, Trying to kill adwarf
Summon a M14 EBR W/ 7X scope, UB Grenade launcher w/Thermobaric grenades. Reflex sight mounted ontop of the scope and a flash suppressor. Man the defensive positionmoverlooking the bridge again.
You summon a....Whatthefuckisthis weapon and take the Defensive position on the Ledge [5] You don't fall down
You Shoot a TNT out of the air
Spawns a BBQ with delicious steak cooking on it, and a cooler to the side with some beer. mmmm!
Also corrects his Minecraft TNT Launcher and fires again at Taricus from the Reds since he is most-wounded
You spawn a BBQ and a Cooler
Correcting your TNT launcher, you fire it at Taricus [2] But he shoots it out of the air, Really? what sort of minecraft cannon doesn't use the standard TNT?
Suddenly, your cannon explodes and all life as you know it stops, every single atom and particle in your body explodes at the speed of light
Dinodon'tknowwhat has been exploded to death by his own cannon
Snipe the TNT cannon!
You aim for the Cannon [4]On the TNT [5]Your Bullet Activates it and it Blows up [6] Totally killing Dinosardon'tknowwhat
KILL THEM ALL
Shoot MIND BULLETS across the bridge!
[2]You don't seem to focus enough to shoot the mind bullets, as they barely get two feet before going away
Find a wand of Water to Wine in my back pocket and zap it at wolfchild.
You grab your Wand of water to wine and zap it at wolfchild [2] huh? What
wolfchild rips into you and rips your goddamn spine out
Summon a zombie in red's base
You summon a Zombie in red's base [1] But instead you turn yourself into a zombie
Summon the ship from Beat Hazard and put this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmpbtfgpP1E) on.
You summon the ship from beat Hazard [Auto-one]Suddenly, your entire body explodes into a shower of blood
Hint : Summoning anything Overpowered results in instant-death
Run back to the base and try again to call in some soldiers to help.
You run back to base [2]But the drunk drivers reach you first [1]And run you over, removing every single limb from that lifeless body of yours
I get intomy tank (yeah, i have a tank) and shoot to the tnt cannon, if already boken, shoot ermmm... Adwarf!
You summon tank [auto-fail] Only to realize that Vehicles are prohibited on small Maps
Fire my bow at Exkirby!
You shoot your bow [2]But the arrow falls short
Rip into HmH and rip his spine out to use as a weapon
Jumping at HmH [5] You Rip into him and Rip out his damn spine, killing him
Taricus : 2/3 HP, M14 with god-knows-howmany attachments
wolfchild : 3/3 HP, Horns, HmH's Spine
FuzzyZergling : 3/3 HP, bow
NightS : 3/3 HP
ExKirby : 3/3 HP, Sniper Rifle
Krath : Totally fucking dead
Gatleos : 3/3 HP
HmH : AAAAHHHH! MY SPINE!
DinosaurusRex_x : Om nom- Boom
cerapa : Overpowered = Death
adwarf : It seems that we have a bigger problem with drunk drivers....
Trollan : 3/3 HP, ZAWMBIE
Announcement : It seems that the Blue Team has taken Terrible, terrible damage
Durph
Spawn a basilisk artillery vehicle
You don't need to tell me, that's how Non-aimed attacks go
Anyways, you spawn a basilisk and load in a earthshaker round, and fire [1]And this is why you shouldn't trust bullshit from Mars, as the round explodes before it even leaves the barrel [2]Blowing you up, 3 damage
FIRE MAH RAINBOW DEATH LASER BEAM AT MAH KILLER LAST TURN, EX-KIRBY.
WHILE HOLDING DOWN SHIFT
AND SAYING SOMETHING EVEN COOLER THAN HE SAID IF I SCORE A HIT/KILL, ONLY IN DINOSAUR-SPEAK
YOU FIAH A RAINBOW DEATH LAZOR BEAM AT EX-KIRBY [6]AND DO 3 DAMAGE TO HIM
[2] "BLAHSIZHYIDFYAIDHADIYWAEU", SOUNDS WAY SHITTIER THEN HIS DOMINATION LINE
Summon a nydus worm to ride into battle!
A Nydus Worm Smashes out of the Ground [5] Near Blue Team, It Spits you and two others into bat- wait, two others?
[6]One Ultralisk and a Hydralisk, holy shit
SUMMON CTHULHU, CALLING HIS WRATH UPON THE BLUE TEAM!
YOU CALL CTHULHU'S WRATH UPON THE BLUE TEAM [auto-fail] That is, if i knew what the hell was Cthulhu
Summon my AK, and summon some NCR troopers ( around 6 ) to help.
You summon your AK and summon 6 NCR troopers [2]Wha- Wha- Wha-....MORE DRUNK DRIVERS?
Pull a M2014 Gauss rifle and extra ammo out of Hammerspace
You summon a M2014
Steal a bike from passing ork, charge into blue teal singing HmH's spine arround my head
You Steal a Bike from a Passing Ork [2]"OI! YER GIVES MEH BACK DAT" [3] Too Bad Items don't carry over, would of made your enemy crap their pants seeing their own spine being used as a necklace
Summon multiple blue team allied boogeymen
You Summon Boogeymen [2]However, the Night are not to be commanded, as you find yourself getting chased
Summon a Sniper Rifle, a Jarate and a Bushwacka. Proceed to lob the Jarate at BLU.
You su- Oh wait, nevermind, you are already hit by some Rainbow laser beam and killed
Cheese : 3/3 HP
wolfchild : 3/3 HP, Stolen Bike
Exkirby : Daed
Taricus : 3/3 Health, in a Leopard 2A6 MBT
FuzzyZergling : 3/3 Health
NightS : YOU ARE DEAD! NOT BIG SURPRISE
1.HighEndNoob
Trollan : 3/3 HP
Gatleos : 3/3 HP
adwarf : 3/3 HP, AK-47
cerapa : 3/3 HP
DinosaurusRex_x : 3/3 HP
1x Ultralisk(RED Team, under FuzzyZergling's Command)
1x Hydralisk(RED Team, Under FuzzyZergling's Command)
6x Drunk Drivers(No Team, Trying to kill adwarf)
12x Boogeymen(No Team, Trying to kill Trollan)
Time to take out Blue. Open fire on the dinosaur.
You Shoot at the Dinosaur [6] Technically, i shouldn't have done this, but fuck that, you deal 4 damage to the Dinosaur
OVERKILL! now feel free to Unleash a *PM*
Grab the Choppa from the bike and ride down that dinosaur
No Dinosaurs in sight
IMMA FIRIN' MAY LAZORZ @ Taricus
YOU FIREZ YER LAZORZ AT TARLEECUS [2]But your Beam misses, so horribly, while he turns you into a bunch of floating blood particles
Appearing in the Death Room, ExKirby Points and laughs at you
Wear the scarf. Be the rider.
By which I mean, mount the ultralisk and charge at Gatleos.
You Jump on the Ultralisk and Charge at Gatleos [5] Stomping him onto the ground and dealing 3 damage
Grab Gauss rifle, than fire twice at Fuzzy, twice at the Hydralisk, and Twice at the Ultralisk.
[2]Your Gauss rifle happened to be on Safety
Shit
Steal the scarf. And the Ultralisk.
You Attempt to Steal the Ultralisk [2] But it stomps you into the ground before you could do anything
SHOOT AT THE DRUNK DRIVERS
you Shoot at the Drunk Drivers [4]You Kill one [1] But the Others run you over
You Appear in the Death Room, and there, the Drunk driver you just killed laughs at you
Hijack Fuzzy's Ultra, kill him with a balisong (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balisong_(knife))to the face.
You Pul- [1]Oops, too late, Boogeymen's got you, you just ate 3 damage
Cheese : 3/3 HP
wolfchild : 3/3 HP, Stolen Bike
Exkirby : Daed
Taricus : 3/3 Health, in a Leopard 2A6 MBT
FuzzyZergling : 3/3 Health
NightS : YOU ARE DEAD! NOT BIG SURPRISE
HighEndNoob : 3/3 HP, Gauss rifle
Trollan : Fear the night, not command them
Gatleos : What is this i don't even.....
adwarf : This is like the game Drivers, But with a Bunch of shit flying around trying to kill you
cerapa : 3/3 HP
DinosaurusRex_x : Dinosaurs are already Extinct
1x Ultralisk(RED Team, under FuzzyZergling's Command)
1x Hydralisk(RED Team, Under FuzzyZergling's Command)
Announcer : OH OH Terrible Terrible damage! as you can see, BLUE lost almost all their forces