I've heard lore of building destroyers being stumped by doors that have items dropped on them. The item keeps the door from closing, and the destroyers wait politely for it to close so they can have their dramatic entrance.It's the silly bugs in the game that always make my day.
I've heard lore of building destroyers being stumped by doors that have items dropped on them. The item keeps the door from closing, and the destroyers wait politely for it to close so they can have their dramatic entrance.That's why! There's a goblin corpse keeping my door from closing! Thanks. Guess the cyclops is like the koolaid man: Unable to make an undramatic entrance.
You should shoot bolts at it, though.
You should shoot bolts at it, though....
what is?You should shoot bolts at it, though....
It's made out of metal.
Bronze Colossus is Bronze.what is?You should shoot bolts at it, though....
It's made out of metal.
I could've sworn I read that as a cyclops, lol.Bronze Colossus is Bronze.what is?You should shoot bolts at it, though....
It's made out of metal.
Bronze Colossus is Bronze."pretty awesome Cyclops" != Bronze Colossus
It's made out of metal.It's not, and if it was; more and heavier bolts. :)
It's made out of metal.It's not, and if it was; more and heavier bolts. :)
Bronze Colossus is Bronze.
Yes, but we are dealing with a cyclops.It's made out of metal.It's not, and if it was; more and heavier bolts. :)Bronze Colossus is Bronze.
WHAT THE FUCK?Yes, but we are dealing with a cyclops.It's made out of metal.It's not, and if it was; more and heavier bolts. :)Bronze Colossus is Bronze.
I figured you were drunk.WHAT THE FUCK?Yes, but we are dealing with a cyclops.It's made out of metal.It's not, and if it was; more and heavier bolts. :)Bronze Colossus is Bronze.
When I first read this I was sure I read "bronze colossus".
That is fucking weird.
Look at the line right under my avatar. ;DI figured you were drunk.WHAT THE FUCK?Yes, but we are dealing with a cyclops.It's made out of metal.It's not, and if it was; more and heavier bolts. :)Bronze Colossus is Bronze.
When I first read this I was sure I read "bronze colossus".
That is fucking weird.
Warding out evil creatures by a sock (it can be anything, right?), lying at the door. I wonder, may this stop &&&&? Anyhow, this is epic.This might be the next big exploit: MBs refusing to invade a fortress unless they can make their dramatic door smashing appearance!
SOCKER!Warding out evil creatures by a sock (it can be anything, right?), lying at the door. I wonder, may this stop &&&&? Anyhow, this is epic.This might be the next big exploit: MBs refusing to invade a fortress unless they can make their dramatic door smashing appearance!
Dragon cancels Wreak Havoc: Interrupted by sock.Dragon has died after colliding with an obstacle!
Thank Armok for such knowledge to befall me! The fatal flaw of Megabeasts is pride, for they cannot make an undramatic entrance!They sit there and cry. They wish for you to pull the magma lever so their shame is washed away.
Dragon cancels Wreak Havoc: Interrupted by sock.Funny thing is that stupid dorfs picking up socks is the leading cause of death in sieges and MB attacks. Ah the irony.
For me it's dwarves running the wrong way. As in, they run in the worst possible direction.Dragon cancels Wreak Havoc: Interrupted by sock.Funny thing is that stupid dorfs picking up socks is the leading cause of death in sieges and MB attacks. Ah the irony.
Claimed socks are the best bet at creating a conducive scenario for that.For me it's dwarves running the wrong way. As in, they run in the worst possible direction.Dragon cancels Wreak Havoc: Interrupted by sock.Funny thing is that stupid dorfs picking up socks is the leading cause of death in sieges and MB attacks. Ah the irony.
That's not what I mean.Claimed socks are the best bet at creating a conducive scenario for that.For me it's dwarves running the wrong way. As in, they run in the worst possible direction.Dragon cancels Wreak Havoc: Interrupted by sock.Funny thing is that stupid dorfs picking up socks is the leading cause of death in sieges and MB attacks. Ah the irony.
Place claimed socks inside fort. Every dwarf will now instantly path their way into your fort. In the wild, the native dwarf will run towards new, freshly claimed socks still wrapped around the goblins stinking foot. In a controlled environment, the sock can be used to lure a dwarf back into the safety of the dirt and stone.They aren't picking up socks. They are running away in terror.
Place claimed socks inside fort. Every dwarf will now instantly path their way into your fort. In the wild, the native dwarf will run towards new, freshly claimed socks still wrapped around the goblins stinking foot. In a controlled environment, the sock can be used to lure a dwarf back into the safety of the dirt and stone.problem is that no one seems to touch socks that are already claimed except for the owner.
WHAT THE FUCK?Yes, but we are dealing with a cyclops.It's made out of metal.It's not, and if it was; more and heavier bolts. :)Bronze Colossus is Bronze.
When I first read this I was sure I read "bronze colossus".
That is fucking weird.
I'm picturing a stack of twenty pairs of nice white cotton socks, in a glass case on the wall at the back of the most secure portion of the fortress. Written across the front of the glass are the words:Hey, reminds me I have thought of a very nice and destructive trap for building destroyers some time ago.
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
BREAK GLASS
Gutters. Then you can make the MB float into another trap, or dump the body.I'm picturing a stack of twenty pairs of nice white cotton socks, in a glass case on the wall at the back of the most secure portion of the fortress. Written across the front of the glass are the words:Hey, reminds me I have thought of a very nice and destructive trap for building destroyers some time ago.
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY
BREAK GLASS
-make external pressured water/magma reservoir, on the way to your fort, so that building destroyers WILL walk next to it.
-before filling it, replace one wall with a glass window. They're magma-proof, so they will contain water/magma just fine, but they're buildings, therefore, they are likely to get destroyed.
-fill it.
-add a note on top of the window: "IN CASE OF EMERGENCY, BREAK GLASS", or something like that. Not mandatory, but just better this way
-building destroyer will not be able to fight the urge to break the glass and very likely drown/get incinerated in the process.
-what, cleaning up the mess? Not my business. You figure it out. ;D
Nothing can stand in my way now!!! Mwahaha.
Stone Door behind jammed open door. Nothing can stop me!!!!!!!!!!
urst mchipster cancels mining, no longer underground >.>