Post by: ExKirby on June 21, 2011, 03:31:06 pm
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Thomas Laine
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Post by: ExKirby on June 22, 2011, 02:08:13 am
Original Poster's'deadSure, if by dead you mean sleeping. I have to do these things! Now where was I...
>Bullshit MintfuckYou don't want that kind of crap as a name!
>ExKirbyExKirby is glad that you want to be him, but he appears later in the game. Try again.
>Tom AndrewsYou are now TOM ANDREWS. You are standing in your ROOM. It displays several of your INTERESTS, which are clearly visible for anyone to see. Wait, this is a text game. Ok, let's see... your most obvious interest is DWARVES. Your walls are scattered with posters of dwarfves doing a load of different and interesting things, such as mining and fighing elephants. You also have an interest in ARTWORK, and have a nice large canvas in your room beside your COMPUTER and BED. Your final interest lies in BOARD GAMES. You have a large pile of them neatly tucked into a corner. They are a pain in the ass to get down, but they're fun nontheless. It is JUNE 7th, and (as previously mentioned) your BIRTHDAY. What will you do?
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Post by: anzki4 on June 22, 2011, 02:15:39 am
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Screw that.Get to the computer and order some paint for home delivery. When they arrive, paint a dwarf to the canvas.
Go to computer, open up internet and go to URL: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=87311.0
Post by: Quarynn on June 22, 2011, 04:05:13 am
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Post by: Karnewarrior on June 22, 2011, 08:45:42 am
See if we have a family, realize there aren't any excuses if we don't.Your family died in a incident involving noodles, a small boy, and his stuffed tiger.
You don't like to talk about it.
Post by: Fniff on June 22, 2011, 09:30:54 am
See if we have a family, realize there aren't any excuses if we don't.Your family died in a incident involving noodles, a small boy, and his stuffed tiger.
You don't like to talk about it.
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Goddammit, don't turn my favorite things against me!
Post by: ExKirby on June 22, 2011, 10:47:51 am
>Go to computer, open up internet and go to URL: http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=83711.0You don't see what the big fuss is about. It's a thread about psychological games. You don't really care about those.
> Pop up the computer and start an Adventure in DFWhy would you do that? You have a perfectly good one in progress. It even has an emergency lava flooWHOA SHIT THERE GO THE DWARVES. Yeah, you think it might be a good time to start a new fortress.
>See if we have a family, realize there aren't any excuses if we don't.Well, you have a DAD. That counts, right? He's probably at the SHOP, getting some FOOD. This is good, because you like FOOD.
>look for cakeOh, looky here. There's cake on your bed. As well as EVERYWHERE ELSE. You're getting kind of sick of it, to be honest.
Oh look, it appears that someone is trying to contact you on PESTERCHUM. What will you do?
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Post by: Furtuka on June 22, 2011, 10:52:16 am
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Post by: Fniff on June 22, 2011, 12:12:13 pm
Post by: ExKirby on June 22, 2011, 04:03:28 pm
>Answer thm. Have elfSlayer as your handle
Spoiler: Pesterlog (click to show/hide)
What now?
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Post by: Furtuka on June 22, 2011, 04:08:51 pm
Post by: ExKirby on June 22, 2011, 04:20:47 pm
>Open the mailbox. Be blown back by the resulting explosion of cakes of every shape and size.You begin to make your way to the door, when you hear your DAD pulling up in to the DRIVE. Oh great, now he's taking the mail. If you want it, you'll have to confront him, and that will DEFINATELY result in cake. You feel sad. What will you do?
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Post by: Quarynn on June 22, 2011, 04:22:41 pm
Post by: Furtuka on June 22, 2011, 04:23:54 pm
Post by: Karnewarrior on June 22, 2011, 06:03:02 pm
>Dad: Be completely engaged in baking another cake for your son. Fail to notice his existance.
Post by: TherosPherae on June 22, 2011, 07:09:34 pm
Post by: Hubris Incalculable on June 22, 2011, 10:17:19 pm
Post by: Bdthemag on June 22, 2011, 10:44:24 pm
>Tom: Confront your sports loving dad in STRIFE!
Post by: ExKirby on June 23, 2011, 03:46:29 pm
>Tom: Do not be the other kid. Neither should you live a life near identical to that of one John Egbert. Instead, walk yourself to the shops and buy yourself a birthday pie.Yeah, this seems like complete bullshit. Once your dad is inside you hop out the window and WHOASHIT. In hindsight, you probably should have thought before you just dived like that. You would go get a pie, but you also forgot to get some FUNDING to claim said pie. Whoops. What now?
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Post by: Fniff on June 23, 2011, 03:48:03 pm
Post by: Quarynn on June 23, 2011, 03:49:25 pm
Post by: ExKirby on June 23, 2011, 03:58:10 pm
>Do you have any quarters? Go to the arcade in that bowling alley. That'd be fun.You just said you don't have any funds. Silly.
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Post by: Fniff on June 23, 2011, 03:59:38 pm
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Post by: ExKirby on June 27, 2011, 04:08:38 pm
>Tom: Mug DadThis is an excellent idea. You see nothing that could go wrong with it. You walk back inside, but decide to loiter around in the lounge for a bit. In it is a TV,a LIT FIREPLACE (Above which lies a trophy for your outstanding artwork), two SOFAS and a TABLE, upon which lies a PRESENT. On the walls are assorted pieces of your finest artwork. There are two doors from here-on leads to the KITCHEN, the other to your Dad's STUDY. There also the stairs, you suppose. What is your plan of action?
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Post by: Bdthemag on June 27, 2011, 04:09:47 pm
Post by: ExKirby on June 27, 2011, 04:23:56 pm
Open up the PRESENT, hopefully there won't be any CAKE in there.You tentatively pull open the box and HELL YES. You got a Captchalogue Beginner's Set! No longer will you need to haul large canvases around! It contains 5 Capthalogue cards, the Fetch Modus and a Strife Specibus card. Don't you feel happy. What will you do next?
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Post by: Bdthemag on June 27, 2011, 04:26:26 pm
Post by: Furtuka on June 27, 2011, 04:32:19 pm
Post by: Bdthemag on June 27, 2011, 04:33:00 pm
Wait before you set the club as a specibus, set it on fire to have Torchkind!This
Post by: ExKirby on June 28, 2011, 11:05:21 am
Break a leg off of one of the chairs, allocate it to your Strife Specibus as Clubkind.You are sure that there was never a chair in this room.
THEY'RE SOFAS, NUMBNUTS.
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Post by: Furtuka on June 28, 2011, 11:10:06 am
Post by: Bdthemag on June 28, 2011, 11:10:30 am
FINE DO IT TO A TABLE, POSSIBLEY A SOFA.Break a leg off of one of the chairs, allocate it to your Strife Specibus as Clubkind.You are sure that there was never a chair in this room.
THEY'RE SOFAS, NUMBNUTS.
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Post by: ExKirby on June 28, 2011, 02:25:42 pm
Break a leg off of the table then. Or alternatively go into the kitchen to retrieve a chair leg. And don't forget to set it on fire!You break the leg off a table, but one of the brushes on it falls off and hits the BRUSHKIND button on the SPECIBUS card. Whoops. You suppose it could be worse. You could have a simple stick. Or a 1/2bow. Regardless, you decide to assign the PAINTBRUSH to it. You wonder how improvements could be made. However, you need to return to the task at hand.
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Post by: Furtuka on June 28, 2011, 02:28:14 pm
Post by: ExKirby on June 28, 2011, 02:58:45 pm
Set the brush on fire?You got the FIREBRUSH.
Whoa, careful! Don't want to burn a precious canvas! Now what?
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Post by: Furtuka on June 28, 2011, 03:02:47 pm
Post by: ExKirby on June 28, 2011, 03:31:08 pm
capchalogue trophy and continue attempting to get the mailYou capchalogue the TROPHY. Man this thing is heavy. Luckily, size is no constraint with these cards. They're like Dwarves-tough and resiliant.
On the matter of your DAD, he's either in his STUDY or the KITCHEN. The evil aroma of pastry products fills the air of both rooms. Right, once you extinguish this brush, you know what you're painting. Regardless, which room would you like to enter?
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Post by: Furtuka on June 28, 2011, 03:33:23 pm
Post by: ExKirby on June 30, 2011, 03:28:50 pm
>The StudyYou rush into your dad's STUDY. In it are more of your pieces of artwork. You do a LOT of painting. There is also a shelf full of multicoloured chemicals, portraying your dad's love of science. It's dumb. Who would waste their time on mixing two boring chemicals together to see what boring result they will have? It's dull and pointless. Anyway, sitting on a desk by a pile of sheets is a computer and a PDA. Joys. Clearly, he's not in here, and the mail is with him. You can see where this will eventually end up.
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Post by: Furtuka on June 30, 2011, 03:31:04 pm
Post by: ExKirby on June 30, 2011, 03:54:19 pm
Capchalogue some chemicals, the sheets and the pda. How much space is left in our modus?You take a RED LIQUID FLASK, a BLUE LIQUID FLASK and a GREEN LIQUID FLASK. You also get a DOZEN (12) SHEETS and the PDA. And just like that, full deck. Hoorah. You've got the PDA in your accessable slot. What now?
Post by: Furtuka on June 30, 2011, 03:55:20 pm
Post by: ExKirby on June 30, 2011, 03:59:47 pm
Open it and invade your fathers privacy by looking at his chat logOh derp, you just noticed you filled your deck. Your trophy pops out and lands on the desk. Your dad hasn't got Pesterchum on here so you install it and oh joys someone is pestering you. How joyous.
Post by: Furtuka on June 30, 2011, 04:00:51 pm
Post by: noah22223 on July 01, 2011, 06:35:52 pm
Go to a store and be a kleptomaniac.
Preferably get an Alienware while your at it.
EDIT: I drew (AKA Found) a picture of our character.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)