Post by: Untouchable on November 20, 2011, 01:49:27 am
Also, I've decided that I hate you guys just as much.
(http://cdn1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/364/747/61/vx4rcDHXTu9ZhHR.jpg)
That's right, I'm having a go at one of the most complete Pokemon ROMhack I've seen which is terrible in it's own way in Pokemon Quartz. Insane dialogue, cheating opponents and even more insane monster design, it should prove to be quite... interesting in theory.
This isn't going to be a Nuzlocke challenge because the game is unbalanced and cheats like a motherfucker. I'm serious, the third leader is the best example in the game. You'll see when we get there.
Never fear though, I will post the poxedex entries for mons appearing in the following areas for you guys to name.
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The usual suspects.... You'll soon wish that they made this game.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_02.png)
The creator of this hack, a teenager from Spain. As you would probably expect, his grasp of the English language is somewhat lacking to say the least.
So he has done a complete rom hack; Why, because fuck you that's why!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_03.png)
:D I have no idea what the hell you are!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_04.png)
OH SWEET ARCEUS, WE ARE IN TROUBLE NOW!
(http://lparchive.org/Pokemon-Quartz/Update%201/4-pkquartzfull_05.png)
IT'S DUCK-SNAKE-SLIME-THING!
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/Quartz_LP/Quartz%20LP%201/PokmonQuartz_05.png
IT'S.... this guy. Whatever the hell it is.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_08.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_09.png)
Let's go my little eggies!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_12.png[/IMThe power of their eyebrows has caused a singularity! WHAT HATH SCIENCE WROUGHT?[IMG]http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_13.png)
Our title screen, complete with a horrifying whatever the hell that is and terrible text. Now let us roll muchachos!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_01-1.png)
Ok? First question, where am I and who are you?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_02-1.png)
I don't know where this place is, what the hell is wrong with you?
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_04-1.png)
(Self-insert FTL)
I highly doubt that sir. I am from Sinnoh so I hereby call shenanigans upon your Pokemon professor credentials!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_05-1.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_06-1.png)
I'm not sure about funky but it's kinda adorable in a stupid sort of way.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_07-1.png)
Yeah, I know all of this.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_08-1.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_09-1.png)
And why wouldn't you battle using creatures such as Shock Pork, or whatever you named it, at your disposal?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_10-1.png)
Yes, we should only participate in cock fights with friends. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_11-1.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_12-1.png)
Pay attention to the bottom line kids, he's trying to establish arc words.
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_14-1.png)
Please do.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_15.png)
I hope I don't get a Storm Boar or anything. Maybe like an electric bear because bears are cool.
But anyways, what gender are we?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%20Chptr%201/PokemonQUARTZ_17.png)
or
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Make a name suggestion while you are at it. 7 letters maximum and the best name for whatever gender gets the most votes gets to be used.
Post by: GlyphGryph on November 20, 2011, 03:04:04 am
Name:
Jess
Post by: Deimos56 on November 20, 2011, 03:20:27 am
Post by: Remalle on November 20, 2011, 03:53:54 am
Post by: Untouchable on November 20, 2011, 06:55:12 am
Then by a margin of all votes to none, we are Jess. Fun fact, "she" also has a goatee. I've taken the liberty of editing it out from shots like this one.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_02.png)
Wait, no it hasn't.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_03.png)
The truck is pretty clearly still running you moron.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_04.png)
AH HELL, WHERE DID YOU JUST GO?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_05.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_06.png)
Yeah, get used to typos such as the one above. It took a while when I first played this game.
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_09.png)
Ja ja? I don't even know what the hell you're talking about, what is wrong with you?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_10.png)
Wait, ready for what?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_11.png)
Wait! Don't throw me out of the damn truck!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_13.png)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT GUY? THAT WAS A MOVING TRUCK!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_14.png)
He is an asshole. I was just minding my own business when he goes "Get in the truck, we're going on an adventure" and here I am.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_15.png)
Wait, why are you here? Where is here? How can you let someone do that to your daughter?
I have a daughter? No, I have a son.
I fucking hate you.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_16.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_17.png)
Yes, I suppose being thrown out of a moving truck is a peaceful way to disembark. Who is that asshole anyways?
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_19.png)
Don't you fucking ignore me.
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Yeah, I guess it's alright.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_21.png)
Look at you what way, what are you talking about?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_22-1.png)
So Arceus is a Spaniard? Also, way to break the fourth wall and point out that you suck.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_23.png)
Ah ha! I have no idea what you're talking about.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_25.png)
K'THX
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_26.png)
Actually, it is 10:01. I will not have some clock telling me what time it isn't.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_27.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_29.png)
That's... not very interesting.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_30.png)
What's with the creepy laugh?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_31.png)
So you wished for cable tv?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_32.png)
Also, in this super innovative game; you live in the basement!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_33.png)
Old reliable is still here of course.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_35.png)
Where did those Kinboxo idiots piss off to?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_36.png)
Oh god, did he expose himself to another child?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_37.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_38.png)
I hope that he isn't aware that indecent exposure is a class two felony.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_39.png)
Oh god, I was only joking then. I didn't know he actually does it.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_40.png)
...what. He did that to a pokemon? Eew.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_41.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_43.png)
I highly doubt that.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_44.png)
Yeah, howabout no.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_45.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_46.png)
I hope that they have a cute son. Be nice to meet someone my own age for once.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_47.png)
Yeah, that sounds totally not interesting.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_54.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_55.png)
What the hell is a Sever?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_56.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_57.png)
Sounds potentially hilarious.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_58.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_59.png)
What's that short for?
Jessica
Well, I've heard of a boy called Sue. I suppose that a boy named Jessica isn't that more bizarre
I'm a damn girl. Can't you tell by my voice?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_60.png)
I think that you misspelt your surname. Isn't it spelt Kabuchy?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_61.png)
Awesome isn't it? Do you have a camera or something that I can borrow?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_63.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_64.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_65.png)
That... isn't quite what I had in mind.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_67.png)
Is it my badass jacket that makes people think that I'm a boy? Seriously, what the hell?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_68.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_69.png)
AAAAAAAAAH! WHY DID YOU SCREAM?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_70.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_71.png)
I'm sorry for scaring you but why are you acting weird?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_72.png)
Why did you impersonate me? And that's not my voice, mine is much higher pitched.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_73.png)
Oh god, you're as insane as Baro. You're holding a conversation with yourself.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_74.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_75.png)
It's funny as hell isn't it?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_76.png)
Wait, why? This is an awesome development.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_77.png)
Good for you, I'm not sure what that statement has to do with this situation. The best thing that we can do is just sit and watch.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_78.png)
I think you'll be the one that I hate the most
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_79.png)
And stop that! I know that it's you that's saying that!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_80.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_81.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_82.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_84.png)
What the hell is wrong with you?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_85.png)
Everyone that I've met so far are insane. Still, four people from probably a couple of hundred isn't too bad.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_86.png)
And I missed all of it. I hate you little kid.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_89.png)
I hope that there might be a little bit more violence.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_90.png)
This game is a hell of a lot like Dora the Explorer with a shitload of dialogue in Spanish as well as in English.
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_92.png)
That's what was your problem? That's so goddamn lame.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_93.png)
Yeah no.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_94.png)
DAMN MOONSPEAK!
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STARTER POKEMON CHOICE TIME
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Firegg
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_97.png)
Seegg
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_98.png)
Aquegg
(http://www.litho-art.net/images/art/black%20and%20white/kill%20me%20now.jpg)
12 letter name and what you think we should go. As with the character name, we pretty much go species choice and then best name for that mon.
Monsters in the upcoming areas
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Toady Two on November 20, 2011, 10:09:12 am
Post by: Heron TSG on November 20, 2011, 11:26:07 am
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%202/PokemonQUARTZ_94.png)This is hilarious. I'm following this now.
DAMN MOONSPEAK!
I'll cast in a vote for the Seegg. Can I call a Reabari from the future?
Post by: freeformschooler on November 20, 2011, 11:40:47 am
Post by: Thexor on November 20, 2011, 02:21:23 pm
Oh, yeah... Posting to watch!
Post by: Rose on November 20, 2011, 02:45:35 pm
Post by: Girlinhat on November 20, 2011, 03:02:12 pm
I also vote green, I want to see what horrid hack of a bulbasaur looks like. Also how do eggs fight at all? I guess they do it in Spanish... A name like "stolen" or such would be nice, or you could go the mokepan route of "fire-lizard-thing".
Post by: Untouchable on November 21, 2011, 12:18:22 am
(http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/Quartz_LP/Quartz%20LP%2029/PokmonQuartz_66.png)
That's the fully evolved version of Seegg. It's... kinda gay and in the most flamboyant way possible.
Post by: Bdthemag on November 21, 2011, 12:26:30 am
WE DO NOT WANT A BUCK TOOTHED ALLIGATOR FLOWER.
Post by: Girlinhat on November 21, 2011, 12:34:42 am
Post by: Bdthemag on November 21, 2011, 12:35:46 am
Post by: Ahra on November 21, 2011, 02:32:52 am
No wait, do the blue one. It sort of has a "What the fuck is this idiot doing?" look on its face.WIN!
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on November 21, 2011, 03:37:05 pm
Post by: Deimos56 on November 21, 2011, 06:34:17 pm
Although I gotta wonder why evolving apparently makes the green one's eyebrows fall out.
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on November 21, 2011, 06:39:35 pm
Although I gotta wonder why evolving apparently makes the green one's eyebrows fall out.
I hear that long term exposure to Pokemon Quartz can do that to you.
Post by: GlyphGryph on November 21, 2011, 09:49:00 pm
Also, I vote blue!
Post by: Untouchable on November 21, 2011, 11:21:13 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on November 21, 2011, 11:27:22 pm
Post by: Bdthemag on November 21, 2011, 11:29:17 pm
Blue name: Yog'SothothThis.
Post by: Silent_Thunder on November 22, 2011, 01:51:40 am
Blue name: Yog'SothothThis.
+1 vote.
May god have mercy on all of us.
Post by: Deimos56 on November 22, 2011, 02:12:24 am
What have I gotten myself into.Although I gotta wonder why evolving apparently makes the green one's eyebrows fall out.
I hear that long term exposure to Pokemon Quartz can do that to you.
Blue name: Yog'SothothFixed. :P
Post by: Burnt Pies on November 22, 2011, 12:23:02 pm
Post by: warhammer651 on November 22, 2011, 03:04:31 pm
Voting for Blue egg and Yog'Sothothme too
Post by: Sirus on November 22, 2011, 06:29:22 pm
+1 again.Blue name: Yog'SothothThis.
+1 vote.
May god have mercy on all of us.
Watching this. I loved Zorak's LP, and yours looks like it'll be just as good :D
Post by: Untouchable on November 22, 2011, 10:09:34 pm
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/PokemonQUARTZ_40.png)
This asshole knocked half of Yoggies health off with one vine whip.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/PokemonQUARTZ_42.png)
Just used sketch and then struggled.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/PokemonQUARTZ_47.png)
Used ancientpower.
I'm 100% sure that I've never seen them before.
Post by: Rose on November 22, 2011, 10:14:30 pm
If I knew that, I'd know quite a bit more than I do now.
Post by: GlyphGryph on November 22, 2011, 10:28:05 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on November 22, 2011, 10:42:21 pm
Post by: Untouchable on November 22, 2011, 11:00:34 pm
Did you just kill a level 50 Pokemon before the first gym?
More, it killed me with Struggle. I'm still not sure what the hell caused the game to glitch like that.
Post by: SirAaronIII on November 23, 2011, 01:30:44 am
Post by: Untouchable on November 23, 2011, 01:35:39 am
Are you sure that's a glitch and not part of the (horribly broken) game?
Quite sure. I've attempted an LP of this before and have never seen them before. I honestly don't know what caused them to appear as you would have thought that they were semi-legendaries or something.
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_01.png)
I chose Aquegg, feeling that it was the least stupid looking. Who know, maybe it can become something reasonable?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_02.png)
That was what this big deal is about? You could field-goal punt it without any problems.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_03.png)
Still, that went longer than expected. It's ability was actually intimidate.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_04.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_06.png)
I'm sorry, I seem to have stopped caring.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_07.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_08.png)
Then get out of the long grass. Idiot.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_10.png)
I don't think that I want to be here anymore. That Ran girl is absolutely insane.
He then starts to talking about wanting to give me a pokemon but it turns out that...
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_15.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_18.png)
Yeah, whatever he said.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_19.png)
Webon sounds like something that's dumb and potentially murderous. I'd prefer not to be murdered.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_20.png)
(I am aware that I spelt it incorrectly. The full name wouldn't fit in but we all know what its supposed to be)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_21.png)
Please don't ask me to take off your pants.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_22.png)
Who the hell is Samuel Oak? Is he like Samuel L. Jackson? Does he go "I've had it with these motherfucking Ekans in this motherfucking lab" or something along those lines?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_23.png)
Well, sucks for you huh?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_25.png)
What? Why? I for one would prefer not to be near her and, as such, retain all my hair and organs.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_26.png)
No, just absolutely terrified.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_27.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_25.png)
But I guess that you can just do this a hell of a lot longer than I can. Fine, whatever.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_30.png)
No she didn't.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_31.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_32.png)
I guess that the cops don't need to know about you being attacked by that rat-thing.
(http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/Quartz_LP/Quartz%20LP%203/PokmonQuartz_33.png)
So long as I'm away from that town, I should be safe. Hopefully it's just them that are inbred and insane.
So it's like the Pokemon equivalent of Tasmania.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_33.png)
OH LORD THAT SQUIRREL IS BLEEDING, HOW CAN THIS BE?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_35.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_36.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_37.png)
Back away slowly, I shall.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_38.png)
So this is Pink? It's remarkably.. not pink.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_39.png)
... I'm sorry, what?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_48.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_49.png)
I don't see a red light, I go wherever I want
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_50.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_51.png)
It's probably Nickleback. I know I get aggressive when I hear them.
(http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/Quartz_LP/Quartz%20LP%203/PokmonQuartz_49.png)
(http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/Quartz_LP/Quartz%20LP%203/PokmonQuartz_50.png)
(http://nooooooooooooooo.com/vader.jpg)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_34.png)
After much grinding, Yoggie has learnt to not give a fuck about type disadvantages.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_60.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_61.png)
The pokebox is actually a website? *sigh* Yeah, sounds about right.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_62.png)
For the love of god, pity me.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_63.png)
I already hate Corna.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_64.png)
So where are the rocks then? And on that matter, where is the canyon?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_65.png)
Huzzah. However, Yoggie has a poor special attack stat so it's not too effective. However, his attack is actually fairly rock solid right now.
http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/Quartz_LP/Quartz%20LP%203/PokmonQuartz_53.png
It's adorable! I MUST DESTROY IT!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_66.png)
I guess that I have to do this...
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_67.png)
Goddamit, I'm a girl... wait, what the hell are you doing to that squirrel? Eeew.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_68.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_69.png)
I'd comment on her impersonating me but she kinda just murdered a squirrel. I think that there are creepier things to worry about.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_71.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_72.png)
Isn't that unfortunate for me.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_73.png)
No, not really.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_74.png)
I SAID NO! I NEED AN ADULT!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_75.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_76.png)
You've unleashed Yog'Sothoth into this world you lunatic! That is the power of the thing that should not be!
(Yes, I am also aware that the thing that should not be is more Cthulhu than Shoggoth.)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_77.png)
What are you babbling about?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_80.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_81.png)
WHAT ARE YOU BABBLING ABOUT?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_82.png)
I highly doubt that.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_83.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_84.png)
Oh god, let go of my damn hand. For all that I know, you'll never wash it again.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_85.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_86.png)
I guess that I have option otherwise. What with the wild Nickleback roaming to the west of Pink town.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_87.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_88.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_89.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_90.png)
And god knows, you're barely able to do that.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_91.png)
But I don't want to.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_92.png)
Then again, that Reabari from earlier was adorable. I want one.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_93.png)
Pokedex got~!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_94.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_95.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_96.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_97.png)
How does that even work? I mean, how do you send pokemon over the internet?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_100.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_101.png)
I mean, how does it even work? Do you package them in a rar file and send them? Do I then unpack them somehow?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_102.png)
I'm trying to think right now so shut your pie hole.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_103.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_104.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%203/PokemonQUARTZ_105.png)
Goody?
(http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/Quartz_LP/Quartz%20LP%203/PokmonQuartz_98.png)
(http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/Quartz_LP/Quartz%20LP%203/PokmonQuartz_99.png)
(http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/Quartz_LP/Quartz%20LP%203/PokmonQuartz_100.png)
Wonderful.
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So now the adventure truly begins.
Coming up in the following area. Be sure to claim one if you want it.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Dsarker on November 23, 2011, 01:41:50 am
Post by: Firelordsky on November 23, 2011, 01:43:51 am
Post by: Sirus on November 23, 2011, 01:54:43 am
Post by: Untouchable on November 23, 2011, 01:56:55 am
Can I claim a Reabari? They are among the cutest of Baro's monstrositys (which, tbh, isn't saying much).
Unfortunately, Barbarossa got in first. There are some other monsters with kinda cool design which you can get if you'd like.
Post by: Sirus on November 23, 2011, 01:57:58 am
(I do NOT want to be a slug :P)
Post by: Untouchable on November 23, 2011, 01:58:56 am
Rats. Well, I'll keep an eye open for better monsters.
(I do NOT want to be a slug :P)
There's Sever. However nobody wants to be Sever, not even another Sever.
Post by: Sirus on November 23, 2011, 02:00:39 am
Ok, some of the later ones look pretty good. It's mostly these early ones that should be wiped from the Earth.
Post by: Rose on November 23, 2011, 02:02:20 am
Post by: Untouchable on November 23, 2011, 02:02:33 am
Yeah...no.
Ok, some of the later ones look pretty good. It's mostly these early ones that should be wiped from the Earth.
There's Hooley
(http://lparchive.org/Pokemon-Quartz/Update%2011/73-pkquartzfull_77.png)
Take it from me, he's a boss.
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on November 23, 2011, 09:06:39 am
Yeah...no.
Ok, some of the later ones look pretty good. It's mostly these early ones that should be wiped from the Earth.
There's Hooley
(http://lparchive.org/Pokemon-Quartz/Update%2011/73-pkquartzfull_77.png)
Take it from me, he's a boss.
Ah, Pokemon Quartz. Where a Hawaiian skirt wearing pokemon is considered a boss.
Post by: warhammer651 on November 23, 2011, 02:36:24 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on November 23, 2011, 02:50:54 pm
good god, the ENGRISH....Spanglish*
Post by: warhammer651 on November 23, 2011, 02:52:30 pm
Hard to whatever reading.good god, the ENGRISH....Spanglish*
Post by: Girlinhat on November 23, 2011, 04:05:02 pm
Post by: Deimos56 on November 23, 2011, 10:13:12 pm
A Bay12 community LP of the worst ROM hack conversion of a 90's Japanese children's pocket monster game. This has all the makings to be worse than DF in terms of morality.Don't forget that we've called the very first one we got Yog'Sothoth.
Post by: monk12 on November 24, 2011, 10:32:59 pm
Post by: Descan on November 24, 2011, 11:58:22 pm
Fine. I'll take Sever.
Make sure he's always fainted.
Post by: freeformschooler on November 25, 2011, 12:13:39 am
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 25, 2011, 12:24:54 am
Post by: Untouchable on November 25, 2011, 07:37:24 am
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_01.png)
I'm still not seeing what's so pink about this place.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_04.png)
OH MY GOD, IT'S SO DAMN PHALLIC! ALSO, HRGRHRHRH!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_06.png)
God dammit, I didn't mean to do that.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_09.png)
Japa got~!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_10.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_11.png)
You remind me of something much better designed which eventually becomes the living embodiment of Rule 34. Hopefully we don't run into that problem right guys?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_12.png)
Huzzah, Japa can kinda defend itself.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_13.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_14.png)
There's only one squirrel that I know of that would stab something with an acorn and that's Foamy.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_15.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_16.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_17.png)
Didn't your mother tell you not to pick on girls? I have beaten up small children in the past and I will not let my streak of "beating up kids that try to start a fight" end to you.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_19.png)
Then shouldn't the world have glitched, leaving you as the best trainer in the world?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_20.png)
OH MY GOD, YOU WILL BE MINE!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_22.png)
Fun fact, Reabari was a bitch to capture for some reason.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_24.png)
Barbarossa got~! *Funnily enough, Barbarossa is a suitable name for Reabari since Barbarossa was an emperor of the Holy Roman Empire*
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7UyesaqfeFM/TmUTMYv0IiI/AAAAAAAAANE/lxclINENzkE/s1600/TheMoreYouKnow.jpg)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_25.png)
Firelordsky can also defend himself now. The only thing that it can't hurt is Sever and who gives a crap about them? Nobody that's who.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_26.png)
Huzzah! Rare Candy is always delicious.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_27.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_28.png)
But I'm a girl also. Why do I need to take it easy on you?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_29.png)
I'm so disappointed that her name isn't Vega. I mean, then she could flip around wearing a mask.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_30.png)
Firelordsky is able to murder things with his mind now so I have nothing to fear.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_31.png)
Heh. You said hard on. It's funny because it's a double entendre in my dirty mind.
(http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/Quartz_LP/Quartz%20LP%204/PokmonQuartz_46.png)
(http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/Quartz_LP/Quartz%20LP%204/PokmonQuartz_47.png)
But I'm a girl, not a dude. I just said so a minute ago.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_32.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_33.png)
OH GOD IT'S A CRAZY RAPIST!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_34.png)
I hope to god that he's wearing something underneath.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_35.png)
Only had two Sever, nothing compared to Jess and her group now known as the pain train.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_40.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_41.png)
That's nice, I like cookies.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_42.png)
:D :D :D :D :D This is strangely early but I'm not complaining.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_43.png)
But... but... why? My... why?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_36.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_37.png)
And then he took out his pokemon that looks like a penis made of poop and I beat it vigorously. True story.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_44.png)
Apparently it rains here. I don't see any though.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_45.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_46.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_48.png)
Spoke too soon.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_51.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_52.png)
I don't blame you guys, Reabari is actually kinda adorable.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_53.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_54.png)
OH MY GOD, THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE CUTEST THING EVER!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_57.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_58.png)
Not that I really want to but yes.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_59.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_60.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_61.png)
Impossible, I would have noticed a gym stuck in my teeth. Plus how could it get there?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_62.png)
Fascinating... no wait the other thing, tedious.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_63.png)
What the hell is a sing?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_64.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_65.png)
Is this a sing?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_66.png)
I love that the sign doesn't even know what the fuck it is talking about.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_67.png)
Do do do~! I love candy, I could live on candy.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_68.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_69.png)
Hey, how's it going?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_70.png)
No it doesn't. You're just speaking a language that you made up.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_71.png)
Well, I'm the master when it comes to shut up.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_72.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_73.png)
Look at the very few fucks that I give.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_74.png)
GAH. Where the hell did you come from?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_75.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_76.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_77.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_78.png)
I'm sorry but I fell asleep for a moment. What are we talking about?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_79.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_80.png)
It gets much funnier when you read everything written as caps like they are screaming at the top of their lungs.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_82.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_83.png)
Catching what, a cold? A baseball?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_89.png)
But I just came from there.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_90.png)
Kid, I don't even know you. So why the hell are you impersonating me when you barely know me and I barely know you?
I swear, the theory of widespread inbreeding is becoming more and more likely.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_92.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_93.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_94.png)
And how do you plan on attacking things? It doesn't learn an attack until the next level.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_95.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_97.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_98.png)
My Firelordsky could kick your Hamets ass anyday.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_99.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_100.png)
(http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/4/47020-201495-bigbossesmgs1liquidsnake1jpg-620x.jpg)
BROOTHERR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_101.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_102.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_104.png)
Not with that thing you won't.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_105.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_106.png)
About that...
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_107.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_108.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_109.png)
Words hurt more than actual violence Benito. Stupid jerk.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_110.png)
What's with the pink names? Pink isn't interesting.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_111.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_112.png)
Even Ramon can beat her and his pokemon can't attack. I didn't give him anything to cover his ass because it would be funny.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%204/PokemonQUARTZ_113.png)
Darkness Forest? Sounds... dark.
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In the next area is the most infamous monster in this hack
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Spoiler (click to show/hide)
As before, make a claim and first come first serve. Unless you've already got one then someone else gets it.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on November 25, 2011, 07:49:47 am
Post by: Dsarker on November 25, 2011, 07:54:24 am
Post by: Teneb on November 25, 2011, 08:33:03 am
Post by: Girlinhat on November 25, 2011, 08:51:00 am
Post by: Descan on November 25, 2011, 12:10:22 pm
I know it'll ruin your party, but fuck that guy, right? It's Sever, we must always be reminded to Hate Sever. :D
Post by: Sirus on November 25, 2011, 01:26:07 pm
Post by: Deimos56 on November 25, 2011, 01:45:26 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on November 25, 2011, 03:52:30 pm
Post by: Bdthemag on November 25, 2011, 05:54:10 pm
Post by: Akura on November 26, 2011, 02:20:04 pm
Post by: warhammer651 on November 26, 2011, 04:14:55 pm
Due to the time limits at the library, I am fast-reading this. I'm not sure if this makes it more insane than reading it normally.probably less insane, all things considered
Post by: Untouchable on November 28, 2011, 07:48:03 am
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/MapofCorna.png)
The Map of Corna is fundamentally the same as the map of Hoenn. All the routes and towns are in the same locations, just with different designs and such.
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_01.png)
Wait, why am I capturing a Sever?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_02.png)
Why am I naming it this? Stupid Sever, you will never recieve healing from me because you somehow crept into my ball.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_03.png)
Why is it so Rainy around here? I mean, there's a permanent storm in Cloudrain but Breeze Way and Pink Town have no such issues.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_04.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_05.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_06.png)
Good to know that this route is inhabited by crazy people then.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_10.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_11.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_12.png)
I have no clue what the hell you are on about. Unless she is a member of the Titanic sinking recreation society.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_14.png)
OH LORD IT'S ONE OF THE CRAZY PEOPLE!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_15.png)
Wait, why is she laughing?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_16.png)
Well, an insane child shouldn't be too difficult.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_17.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_19.png)
Dammit Descan.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_20.png)
Still, Foamy won't let any old bird near his nuts.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_22.png)
That fish looks like he just derped himself. I mean, the only derpier looking pokemon is Stunfisk.
(http://pokesplash.net/resources/art/618.png)
And it's not exactly a large gap between the two.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_23.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_26.png)
You Bipolar Brat.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_31.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_32.png)
It is the legendary sword of weeds!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_33.png)
I am aware of a Mr. Briney but not this chick. Are you making stuff up?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_34.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_35.png)
You could have just said "I think Ms. Britney is a pretty cool guy. She sails boats and doesn't afraid of anything"
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_36.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_37.png)
A very good question indeed. Why are we here?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_38.png)
Oh god, I think he's freeballing under there.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_39.png)
Three of these guys also.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_44.png)
Huh, I kinda figured that I'd have to run the gauntlet to get past.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_46.png)
The hell?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_47.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_48.png)
Wait. I seem to have stopped caring.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_51.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_52.png)
And suddenly, conjoined twins.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_53.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/vomit.gif)
These might be the worst critters yet. It's like a deranged lunatic decided to crack upon MS Paint and finished after his first designs.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_54.png)
Yeah, I kinda dealt nearly all the damage to Foamy just then. It's up to one pokemon to pull me out of this jam!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_55.png)
Fuck you Sever.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_56.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_57.png)
Oh god, I'm losing to conjoined twins.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_58.png)
Or not.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_60.png)
(http://pleatedjeans.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/man-in-grey-suit-pinching-bridge-of-nose-headache.jpg)
It's Anne Boleyn you stupid children. I swear to god, I'm going to... gah.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_61.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_62.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_63.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_64.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_65.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_66.png)
I'm sorry but what? Nothing said there makes any kind of sense.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_67.png)
AAHHHHHHHH!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_77.png)
Oh this is gonna suck.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_78.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_79.png)
Its eyes are staring into my soul. But at least things can't get any worse.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_74.png)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/133/666/beeker-what-is-this-i-dont-even.gif)
I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT THOSE BUGS! THIS IS THE WORST EVER!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_75.png)
WAIT, GET OUT OF THERE YOU SICK FUCK!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_76.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/vomit-blood.gif)
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We'll be back later tonight or tomorrow for the second half. The complete update is about 160 pics in length so I wanted to split them up.
Also, apologies to SeriousConcentrate. I know you got in first but Girlinhats name is quite appropriate for the... thing that is Babos.
Post by: Rose on November 28, 2011, 10:08:16 am
/me is a saaad pokemon.
Post by: monk12 on November 28, 2011, 01:05:47 pm
Post by: Teneb on November 28, 2011, 01:24:29 pm
The eastest forest. EASTEST!The eastest forest is certainly the bestest
Post by: Untouchable on November 28, 2011, 01:26:45 pm
The eastest forest. EASTEST!The eastest forest is certainly the bestest
Am I to assume that you have some sort of prejudice against the north westest forest?
Post by: monk12 on November 28, 2011, 01:27:32 pm
The eastest forest. EASTEST!The eastest forest is certainly the bestest
Am I to assume that you have some sort of prejudice against the north westest forest?
It rains all the time there.
Oh wait.
Post by: Untouchable on November 28, 2011, 01:28:41 pm
The eastest forest. EASTEST!The eastest forest is certainly the bestest
Am I to assume that you have some sort of prejudice against the north westest forest?
It rains all the time there.
Oh wait.
Now that's just plain wrong. Westest forest rains all the time, north westest forest is actually quite pleasant.
Post by: warhammer651 on November 28, 2011, 02:03:05 pm
I believe you mean WETEST forest rains all the timeThe eastest forest. EASTEST!The eastest forest is certainly the bestest
Am I to assume that you have some sort of prejudice against the north westest forest?
It rains all the time there.
Oh wait.
Now that's just plain wrong. Westest forest rains all the time, north westest forest is actually quite pleasant.
Post by: LordSlowpoke on November 28, 2011, 03:23:42 pm
Post by: Meta on November 29, 2011, 11:28:54 am
Posting to follow. And also claiming the next available monster. :)
Post by: Untouchable on November 30, 2011, 09:44:38 am
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_74.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/vomit-blood.gif)
And now back to our journey at hand
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_81.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_82.png)
You would think that the trees would provide a natural umbrella of sorts. Also, you are surprisingly not insane.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_83.png)
He has a party of dick worms also.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_84.png)
Well, I'm personally only happy when it rains.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_85.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_86.png)
...Indeed.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_87.png)
Japas creepy stare could not save himself from poison.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_89.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_90.png)
No my name is Jessie not Illo.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_91.png)
That's a stupid name.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_92.png)
I'M NOT A MAN!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_93.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_94.png)
Yes he is. Now piss off.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_96.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_97.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_98.png)
What the hell are you doing? You're hiding behind a 13 year old girl so- WILL YOU LET GO OF THOSE?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_100.png)
Why do you care about ghosts?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_101.png)
NEIN!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_102.png)
Ambar? So what... you're like a child abduction alert? That's kinda fucked dude.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_103.png)
Ah a Shock Pork. I've heard that they are pretty funky.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_104.png)
Dammit Foamy.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_105.png)
Still, electricity holds no sway over an old one.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_106.png)
Have I ever told you guys about how much I hate puns.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_107.png)
I don't care for the World Cup either but that's no excuse to shout at me. Words hurt.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_108.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_110.png)
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They sent you on this mission to get you away from everyone else, didn't they?
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_113.png)
Why would they need that?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_114.png)
...All this fuss over a ghost detector that cannot detect ghosts?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_116.png)
I'm Jessie. We should start like a group called Team Jet or something like that.
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_118.png)
Oh sure of course.
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Yeah, I don't think so.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_120.png)
Why is it staring at me? Are you looking at my chest?
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_123.png)
This is what happens when I try to be clever people.
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That might be the worst name for a witch ever.
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Did you look by the eastest tree, whatever the crap that means?
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Uhhh, thanks?
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Interesting...
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I think that this might be breaking the game open already. That's pretty much late game power not before the first gym power.
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_134.png)
What could we have here?
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Did my egg become a duck?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_136.png)
I'm pretty sure it became a duck.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_138.png)
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It's a ghost. It also opted to jump into the ball without my creatures destroying it.
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Kid, I've accidentally captured Babos. I doubt that anything could scare me more than that.
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OH GOD, IT'S A SPERM. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I've seen your sperm now, I think that's far more horrifying.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_151.png)
Small reward for that disgusting thing.
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Fuck yes.
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Thank god I'm out of there. I think I can do without roaming molestation bears and battling sperm.
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In honor of my surviving that forest, I'm gonna take all your berries.
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Sorry about that old woman.
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_157.png)
But I just took all of your berries...
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Nobody?
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Good for you. I didn't mean to piss you off.
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_165.png)
Please stop doing that, we both know that you're talking right now.
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You disgusting bastard.
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Delicous candy! I must eat it.
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NO YOU MAY NOT HAVE MY CANDY!
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THE CANDY IS MINE AND MINE ALONE LITTLE GIRL!
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You did learn not to take my candy.
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Goody, another pink place.
--------------------------------------------
Next time, we battle our first gym leader. You guys also get the honor of selecting our team!
Yog'Shogth -Ornaby - Water- lvl 16
Firelordsky- Hamet - Psychic- lvl 11
Japa- Cricoon - Bug - lvl 8
Foamy- Squirriti - Normal - lvl 8
Barbarossa- Reabari - Normal/Flying - lvl 14
Descan- Sever -Dark - lvl 4
Deathsword- Weedo -Water/Grass - lvl 5
Pedobear -Babos -Normal - lvl 5
Boo Berry- Strawbaya -Grass - lvl 6
Dsarker- Guinette - Ghost - lvl 5
Post by: Rose on November 30, 2011, 10:19:12 am
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No my name is Jessie not Illo.
what....
WHAT!!!
Why the crap is he talking to one of your fainted pokemon?
Illo's my surname. The crap is he doing?
Post by: Untouchable on November 30, 2011, 11:21:19 am
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No my name is Jessie not Illo.
what....
WHAT!!!
Why the crap is he talking to one of your fainted pokemon?
Illo's my surname. The crap is he doing?
Oh my god, POKEMON QUARTZ HAS BECOME SENTIENT! SAVE YOURSELVES!
Post by: warhammer651 on November 30, 2011, 12:34:19 pm
I,Spanish Welocme overlords for one(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_90.png)
No my name is Jessie not Illo.
what....
WHAT!!!
Why the crap is he talking to one of your fainted pokemon?
Illo's my surname. The crap is he doing?
Oh my god, POKEMON QUARTZ HAS BECOME SENTIENT! SAVE YOURSELVES!
Post by: monk12 on November 30, 2011, 12:43:09 pm
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/PokemonQUARTZ_90.png)
No my name is Jessie not Illo.
what....
WHAT!!!
Why the crap is he talking to one of your fainted pokemon?
Illo's my surname. The crap is he doing?
So.... have you seen any ghosts here?
Post by: Rose on November 30, 2011, 01:53:48 pm
Post by: Sirus on November 30, 2011, 06:14:05 pm
If so, use Firelordsky and Barbarossa. Maybe Dsarker as well; I'm not sure if bug or poison attacks can hurt ghost-types.
Also, what 'mons are coming up in the next route or two?
Post by: Girlinhat on November 30, 2011, 06:28:04 pm
Post by: Untouchable on November 30, 2011, 09:29:21 pm
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(http://lparchive.org/Pokemon-Quartz/Update%208/108-pkquartzfull_133.png)
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mister Tiger Kitty
(http://lparchive.org/Pokemon-Quartz/Update%208/144-pkquartzfull_174.png)
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Ham Pants
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Sleepy Jean
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on November 30, 2011, 09:31:46 pm
Post by: Sirus on November 30, 2011, 09:44:13 pm
Post by: GlyphGryph on November 30, 2011, 10:26:16 pm
Post by: Heron TSG on November 30, 2011, 10:48:12 pm
Let Babos out first. They might surrender in terror.
Post by: warhammer651 on December 01, 2011, 06:52:34 am
Post by: GlyphGryph on December 01, 2011, 02:40:49 pm
Pokemon Orthoclase!
Post by: shadenight123 on December 01, 2011, 03:16:17 pm
i take dibs on whatever next pokemon is free or is currently free.
Cthulhu will be his name.
rofling still now XD
Post by: Dsarker on December 01, 2011, 03:28:39 pm
Also, this has convinced me we should totally do a bay12 pokerom-hack.
Pokemon Orthoclase!
Pokemon Microcline!
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on December 01, 2011, 03:32:17 pm
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on December 01, 2011, 03:57:17 pm
Also, this has convinced me we should totally do a bay12 pokerom-hack.
Pokemon Orthoclase!
Pokemon Microcline!
Seconded. Or we could make Pokemon Orthoclase and Microcline at the same time, like Red and Blue or Ruby and Sapphire. Just fiddle with the spawn rates, add in some special pokemon to each game, and bam, Pokemon Orthoclase and Microcline.
Post by: warhammer651 on December 01, 2011, 03:59:54 pm
Urist mcNoble sent out Captain of the Gaurd!
Go, MAGMA!
Post by: monk12 on December 01, 2011, 04:04:26 pm
Also, this has convinced me we should totally do a bay12 pokerom-hack.
Pokemon Orthoclase!
Pokemon Microcline!
Seconded. Or we could make Pokemon Orthoclase and Microcline at the same time, like Red and Blue or Ruby and Sapphire. Just fiddle with the spawn rates, add in some special pokemon to each game, and bam, Pokemon Orthoclase and Microcline.
I would love you people forever if this happened, even in just a really cheap lame way.
Post by: warhammer651 on December 01, 2011, 04:06:15 pm
Post by: GlyphGryph on December 01, 2011, 04:07:58 pm
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on December 01, 2011, 04:09:03 pm
Someone post in creative projects and link to some tutorials or some shit, I'm totally on this ride. Orthoclase and Microcline, here we come!
Seconded. I'd make the thread, but I would probably crap out partway through the project. I'll do my best though.
EDIT: However I would gladly make the thread if nobody else was going to. This project will be too awesome to pass up.
Post by: monk12 on December 01, 2011, 04:13:19 pm
Post by: GlyphGryph on December 01, 2011, 04:13:44 pm
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on December 01, 2011, 04:17:18 pm
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on December 01, 2011, 04:20:28 pm
Post by: shadenight123 on December 01, 2011, 04:21:01 pm
I'd open it up by reminding people that we should be creative with it, too. We don't just have to limit it to DF references! I just want to say the horror of a bay12 version of pokemon ;)
yeah, think of SHADE.
SHADE is your nice shadenight123 ancient horror of rambling and insanity.
you need shade in your life.
Post by: GlyphGryph on December 01, 2011, 04:23:06 pm
(just remember, it was all my idea in the end! Even if that is worth absolutely nothing!) ;)
USEC is a much better thread maintainer anyways.
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on December 01, 2011, 04:33:02 pm
Link is here. (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=97111.0) Enjoy.
Post by: Stone Wera on December 03, 2011, 04:43:52 pm
Post by: drakon136 on December 03, 2011, 08:25:26 pm
Oh God, the Babos... The... The fucking Babos, man. Posting to follow.You have not seen horror until you've seen the evolved form of Babos.
Post by: Untouchable on December 04, 2011, 12:48:47 am
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_05.png)
Live the dream kid.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_06.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_07.png)
You can't sail a luxury cruise liner kid. Are you as high as that kid over there plans to be?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_08.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_09.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_10.png)
So Corna is populated by Delinquents? I probably could have figured that out, especially after that kid unleashed his killer sperm on me.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_01.png)
So this is our line up for the next gym. Pedobear is slightly under-leveled so we'll have to fix this.
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You sicken me you molestation bear.
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OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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Okay, slightly less creepy now. Wait... what about your other- OH GODDAMMIT IT NO!
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The buildings aren't spinning you fool.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_15.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_16.png)
No, you're suffering from vertigo.
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_19.png)
Why? I'm sure it's- ewwwwwwww.
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_24.png)
Why would you remember that?
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This doesn't feel like adequate payment.
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You really overestimate how much I care.
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Alrighty then
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I'm actually partial for the theory that you're as dumb as hell. No offense.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_47.png)
Neither do I.
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Sexy Assassin would be a pretty cool job to put on your resume.
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What.
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That was crazy as hell.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_59.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_60.png)
There was an elevator?
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Fuck you.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_62.png)
Huh, this place is certainly something.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_63.png)
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That sounds like an awesome super hero name. You can be like "follow my advice if you want to live" and be a robot from the future.
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_71.png)
Oh god, he actually created a sock puppet that looks like me and talked to it. He's kinda creeping me out.
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_73.png)
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(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_77.png)
This shouldn't be difficult then.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_78.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_79.png)
Considering that all of the bugs are either horrifying or look like something dirty, that's not exactly a good thing kid.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_80.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_81.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_82.png)
God damn, it's like Pedobear is some kind of mystical badtouch monster. A hurricane of molestation if you will.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_83.png)
LEAVE THE KID ALONE DAMMIT.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_84.png)
Are you talking about your penis?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_85.png)
KEEP YOUR PENIS IN YOUR PANTS!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_86.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_87.png)
Well, it could be considered phallic I guess.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_90.png)
Your mother is an ugly worm!
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_91.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_92.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_93.png)
Good for you? I don't know what you were talking about but I'm trying to be polite for once.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_94.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_95.png)
Actually, Insects lack the brains required for higher intelligence and so act entirely on instinct.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_96.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_97.png)
Let's dance nerd woman.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_98.png)
Oh dear god, I don't think my body contains the amount of bile that could result from these two facing one another.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_99.png)
....That's not very fair. How does it even use Twin Needle?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_100.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%205/vomit-blood.gif)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_101.png)
I never want to see that happen ever again.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_102.png)
So Barbarossa kills the sperm like a boss.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_103.png)
That's different.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_104.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_105.png)
(http://handiham.org/images/angry.gif)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_106.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_107.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_108.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_110.png)
So many bloody potions.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_111.png)
My instinct? How, by using water on a rock bug?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_112.png)
Well, I am pretty rad.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_113.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_114.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_115.png)
All the other gym leaders laugh at your badge, don't they?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_117.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_118.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_119.png)
I'm sorry, what?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_120.png)
What does that have to do with what you just said?
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_121.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_122.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_123.png)
But why this TM? Sure, your rock dude used it but it's probably the only bug that can use it.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_124.png)
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_125.png)
That explains nothing.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%206/PokemonQUARTZ_128.png)
(http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/Quartz_LP/Quartz%20LP%206/PokmonQuartz_120.png)
Crazy nerd.
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The next update still has the same pokemon as before since that area is cut off without cut.
Post by: monk12 on December 04, 2011, 01:35:50 am
Post by: dragonshardz on December 04, 2011, 11:51:54 am
Post by: GlyphGryph on December 04, 2011, 11:57:08 am
Post by: Sheb on December 04, 2011, 12:34:38 pm
Post by: Sirus on December 04, 2011, 04:00:35 pm
We need to get good old pedo to evolve. I want to see what an ultimate pedo look like.No, you really don't :P
Post by: Heron TSG on December 04, 2011, 04:43:50 pm
Post by: Thexor on December 04, 2011, 07:01:17 pm
We need to get good old pedo to evolve. I want to see what an ultimate pedo look like.No, you really don't :P
Yes, we really do! :P
Post by: drakon136 on December 04, 2011, 07:11:51 pm
Yes, we really do! :PWe need to get good old pedo to evolve. I want to see what an ultimate pedo look like.No, you really don't :P
How about I post an image of it? You really don't want me to.
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on December 04, 2011, 07:15:45 pm
How about I post an image of it? You really don't want me to.^
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Yes, we really do! :P
Post by: drakon136 on December 04, 2011, 07:19:50 pm
Spoiler: Spoilered for those who want to remain sane (click to show/hide)
Post by: SeriousConcentrate on December 04, 2011, 07:27:19 pm
Post by: Thexor on December 04, 2011, 09:06:07 pm
Post by: Rose on December 04, 2011, 09:29:09 pm
Could you spoiler the image posts? It's annoying as hell scrolling through all of them. At least spoiler all but the latest one.
Post by: Girlinhat on December 05, 2011, 03:29:08 am
Post by: Heron TSG on December 05, 2011, 09:08:35 am
Post by: Untouchable on December 08, 2011, 12:04:21 pm
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/Quartz%207/PokemonQUARTZ_02.png)
Well, that was an anticlimactic gym battle.
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: GlyphGryph on December 08, 2011, 01:11:33 pm
Post by: Untouchable on December 08, 2011, 01:30:03 pm
Can you, maybe, leave one picture unspoilered (the first one?) so its easy to scan for the updates? I hate people spoiling updates because I usually check in only occassionally and often don't care to read the rest of the thread, and it makes it almost impossible to scan for them.
I have an even better idea.
(http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee406/Thrace-TW/UpdateBanner.png)
Banners for the updates!
Post by: Sirus on December 08, 2011, 01:44:48 pm
Great update.
Post by: Deimos56 on December 08, 2011, 04:05:14 pm
Barbarossa don't give any fucks 8)If anything, Barbarossa gives negative quantities of fucks.
Great update.
Also, yay, I'm... a useless, plant looking... thing. :o
Post by: Untouchable on December 08, 2011, 04:12:46 pm
Barbarossa don't give any fucks 8)If anything, Barbarossa gives negative quantities of fucks.
Great update.
Also, yay, I'm... a useless, plant looking... thing. :o
To be precise, the fucks that Barbarossa gives must never be divided as it could be catastrophic.
Post by: GlyphGryph on December 08, 2011, 04:59:23 pm
Post by: Stone Wera on December 08, 2011, 06:03:19 pm
EDIT: Also, one of those jonics would be nice...
Post by: Girlinhat on December 08, 2011, 06:06:39 pm
That banner is... Oh god, the banner! THE BANNER!
Post by: Teneb on December 08, 2011, 06:40:35 pm
Post by: Sensei on December 09, 2011, 12:59:49 am
Post by: Heron TSG on December 09, 2011, 01:13:07 am
Every time Barbarossa inhales, somewhere in the universe a fuck shrivels up and dies.Do you mind if I sig this? :P
Post by: FuzzyZergling on December 09, 2011, 05:40:52 pm
Also this whole LP is hilarious.
Post by: Canalan on December 09, 2011, 06:21:00 pm
Post by: Stone Wera on December 09, 2011, 06:30:42 pm
Every time Barbarossa inhales, somewhere in the universe a fuck shrivels up and dies.Do you mind if I sig this? :P
Feel free.
Post by: warhammer651 on December 09, 2011, 06:33:56 pm
Post by: Untouchable on December 09, 2011, 07:04:35 pm
give me something if you can, but I understand if it doesn't get any use
I did, Tigat is named after you. It'll certainly be seeing some use because its a pretty solid dark type.
Post by: GlyphGryph on December 10, 2011, 03:28:52 pm
Post by: Untouchable on December 10, 2011, 04:17:59 pm
After working on the Orthoclase mod for the last week... dear gods, I have so much more respect for the guy who made this game.
I have plenty of respect for Baro also. For the amount of shit that I say about it, he did a complete mod of a good sized game and the quality certainly goes up around halfway onwards. It's still batshit insane and some of the designs are certainly questionable but it's a hell of an undertaking for a 16 year old.
Post by: USEC_OFFICER on December 10, 2011, 10:06:20 pm
After working on the Orthoclase mod for the last week... dear gods, I have so much more respect for the guy who made this game.
Seconded. Nothing increases your respect for an artist (?) as much as try to recreate his work.
Post by: Sensei on December 11, 2011, 07:57:23 pm
Post by: Untouchable on December 11, 2011, 08:11:54 pm
Baro's insane is the less horrible kind. I still don't necessarily respect everyone (http://mdickie.com/games.htm) who goes making games on their own though...
Yeah, MDickie comes across as a massive dick.
Post by: BullDog on December 14, 2011, 01:39:16 pm
Could I get something named after me?
Also this whole LP is hilarious.
Post by: Untouchable on December 14, 2011, 05:23:21 pm
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
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Coming Up!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Post by: Girlinhat on December 14, 2011, 05:42:12 pm
Also: Jonic will dogpile each other to prevent a cave collapse? What happens when they get tired? Do they leave and the cave collapses, or does the cave magically... stop obeying gravity? Do they stay in place like some sort of sentient coral? Is Jonic society based on the selfless act of holding up a cave, only to become a burden on the rest of the tribe as they then need to find food and water for your immobile state? I can imagine old caves with a handful of overworked and borderline suicidal youngsters trying to hunt down enough food to feed a tribe of elders who sit under the roof all day, every day, for years.
Post by: Untouchable on December 14, 2011, 05:43:46 pm
Someone gave me a Pokebar. What you think this is the 21st century. This is the 90's man, we aint got no internet phones. I THREW IT ON THE GROUND! I'm not a part of that system!!
Also: Jonic will dogpile each other to prevent a cave collapse? What happens when they get tired? Do they leave and the cave collapses, or does the cave magically... stop obeying gravity? Do they stay in place like some sort of sentient coral? Is Jonic society based on the selfless act of holding up a cave, only to become a burden on the rest of the tribe as they then need to find food and water for your immobile state? I can imagine old caves with a handful of overworked and borderline suicidal youngsters trying to hunt down enough food to feed a tribe of elders who sit under the roof all day, every day, for years.
That's why they're a pillar of the Pokemon community.
Post by: Sirus on December 14, 2011, 05:43:56 pm
Fantastic update. Dwarf Science is best science.
Post by: Heron TSG on December 14, 2011, 09:11:25 pm
HA HA.
I imagine Jonics hold up the roof only long enough to let everyone else escape and then all simultaneously attack the roof. If they win, no more collapse because no more ceiling. If they lose, well, they die. They usually die.
Post by: Canalan on December 14, 2011, 11:11:18 pm
Also, you have not experienced derp until you have seen the evolved form of Jonic.
Post by: Stone Wera on December 14, 2011, 11:16:52 pm
Catch one of those suicidal youngster Jonics and name it after me, please.
Fantastic update. Dwarf Science is best science.
EDIT: Also, one of those jonics would be nice...
« Last Edit: December 09, 2011, 06:22:46 pm by Stone Wera »
You can have it, though. I'll take the next monstrosity to strike my fancy.
Good update, too.
Post by: Sirus on December 14, 2011, 11:22:29 pm
It's up to you.
Post by: Bluerobin on December 15, 2011, 01:18:54 am
Post by: shadenight123 on December 15, 2011, 05:23:47 am
name something after SHADE!
Post by: dragonshardz on December 16, 2011, 01:20:50 pm
Post by: monk12 on December 16, 2011, 01:24:49 pm
Um, untouchable, all the pictures have been replaced with Photobucket's bandwidth exceeded splash image.
I wonder what happened :P
Might I suggest Imgur (http://imgur.com/) or Img.ie (http://img.ie/index.php)?
Post by: joemoben on January 06, 2012, 09:16:31 pm
Post by: Remalle on January 06, 2012, 11:51:10 pm
Post by: Canalan on January 06, 2012, 11:52:36 pm
Post by: Stone Wera on January 07, 2012, 01:59:38 am
Post by: Heron TSG on January 07, 2012, 02:06:54 am
Post by: Untouchable on January 07, 2012, 03:00:31 am