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Title: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 12, 2011, 11:58:02 am
You are the Devil, the destoyer, the maker of shitty deals, the corruptor of mankind.

But some asshole stuffed you in a chest (http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=97368.0). You really have no idea how that happened. At one point everything was going according to plan. The "hero" come to stop you was an idiot and you were just about to destroy the world. And then it all went wrong.

To be fair, you never actually wanted to destroy the world. Making a new one would be nice and all, but you never were one for micromanaging an entire world. Plus having all these mortals around to screw with was pretty fun, like that time you managed to steal some dudes soul by convincing him that he was a wooden doll, what was he called again....Pino...something, anyway, good times.

So, back to the chest again. Its an infinite matryoshka chest. You really have no idea how the hell it was made, just that you cant seem to break it, you just used all your stored power from the few still remaining cultists, and still nothing.

How are you gonna get out of this chest?
Name: the Devil
Health: [1000/1000]
Health regen/turn: 15
Demonic power: 1
Demonic power generation/turn: 1

Traits: Inventory: You do not have a magical inventory, you have to lug your shit around. Not that you need anything, your powers provide everything...if you have more followers than a dude tripping on shrooms.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: 10ebbor10 on December 12, 2011, 12:10:10 pm
Since you're in the chest, and the chest is in the chest to, you should be able to see it somewhere near. So open the chest, and pull yourself out. As you have pulled yourself out, another one of your selves, which is actually you, should pull you out of your chest. Since you were in an infently deep chain of chest to begin with, and every single you pulls yourself out, you pull yourself out an infinitif amount of time. As soon as everything stops moving, open the chest above you and step out of it.

PS: The above post makes no sense at all, as it is supposed to.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Trapezohedron on December 12, 2011, 12:11:09 pm
> Devil: Reminisce the days you spent with the Universe, whoever that entity might be, while fumbling around the matryoshka chest.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Armok on December 12, 2011, 12:18:49 pm
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on December 12, 2011, 12:10:10 pm
Since you're in the chest, and the chest is in the chest to, you should be able to see it somewhere near. So open the chest, and pull yourself out. As you have pulled yourself out, another one of your selves, which is actually you, should pull you out of your chest. Since you were in an infently deep chain of chest to begin with, and every single you pulls yourself out, you pull yourself out an infinitif amount of time. As soon as everything stops moving, open the chest above you and step out of it.

PS: The above post makes no sense at all, as it is supposed to.
This.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Sheb on December 12, 2011, 12:21:14 pm
Must agree with the God of Blood.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Trapezohedron on December 12, 2011, 12:27:49 pm
> New Guy: Disregard post that I made, agree with the God of Blood.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 12, 2011, 12:39:33 pm
You look for a chest in the chest. All you see is an orb. Apparently you are at the End Of Infinity, a very tricky situation. Since this is a fictional universe and the creator only has a particular amount of space in his brain, all infinities are purely theoretical and actually finite, should an infinity be called on, it simply lengthens as necessary, but is finite in its actual state. If observed, an infinity is infinite, if not observed, it is finite. Somehow you ended up at the end of it, so when the infinity lengthens, you get farther away from the exit.

Basically you are at the end of a semi-infinite matryoshka chest. You have no idea how you know that crap. Must be the influence of sitting in a chest for so long.
Name: the Devil
Health: [1000/1000]
Health regen/turn: 15
Demonic power: 2
Demonic power generation/turn: 1

Traits:
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: freeformschooler on December 12, 2011, 12:41:19 pm
>Attempt to use the orb somehow.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Trapezohedron on December 12, 2011, 12:42:18 pm
> Bash orb on head.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: 10ebbor10 on December 12, 2011, 12:46:30 pm
Misapplied/Misunderstanded Quantum physics 101: As long as something's not observed, it doesn't exist. So close your eyes, think of nothing (don't think about of the chest) And walk out of the chest

Also, take the orb  and open the chest you're in and throw it in the next chest. Now the infinity is reversed and everyone else is in the chest. While you are standing outside,alone.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 12, 2011, 01:55:08 pm
As the chest is always observed by extradimensional entities, it cannot stop existing. The information about the chest is stored in the forum server, and as such it always exists according to that too.

Now, as for the orb. As you are not, in fact, a moron, you decide not to smash it on your head. You instead peer into it.

You see a corpse. How useful...

You now have 3 Demonic power stored. This amount allows you to contact any entity that is friendly and willing to talk to you.
Name: the Devil
Health: [1000/1000]
Health regen/turn: 15
Demonic power: 3
Demonic power generation/turn: 1

Traits:
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Roboboy33 on December 12, 2011, 02:04:21 pm
Now, smash it against our head.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: EveryZig on December 12, 2011, 02:04:27 pm
Use DEMONIC POWERS to posses the corpse.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: freeformschooler on December 12, 2011, 02:05:45 pm
Quote from: EveryZig on December 12, 2011, 02:04:27 pm
Use DEMONIC POWERS to posses the corpse.

Excellent idea.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Nirur Torir on December 12, 2011, 02:08:05 pm
The obvious solution is to give our follower a prophecy. This prophecy must be perfectly crafted such that it not only gives more worshipers, but also encourages a hero to free us in order to destroy us, before we rise to full power, become the Master of Time, and free ourselves before destroying everything. After we're free, we can just teleport away.

(The prophecy, in its absolute perfection, cannot possibly be stated, or even summarized, in our primitive language.)
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: 10ebbor10 on December 12, 2011, 02:10:52 pm
It s the cristal orb.  That means... Posses corpse.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 12, 2011, 02:18:00 pm
Maybe smash orb on corpse? :P

My guess is it has some lovely goodies inside.

If that fails, we'll have lots of shards of crystal glass to have !FUN! with :D
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: freeformschooler on December 12, 2011, 02:19:57 pm
Half the people don't realize this is the orb that previously showed Frankie. Clearly, it must be Frankie's corpse.

If cerepa makes this game about possessing a zombified adventurer, I will have to finish Sprayedmoirails to find some way to concurrently continue this canon myself. Pokemafia is fun but much slower-paced.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 12, 2011, 02:31:21 pm
You get the brilliant plan possess the corpse, and use it to free you, somehow.

You then realize that you arent even close to having enough power to do that. You get angry, as demons and fallen angels are prone to doing sometimes, and as there is nothing here but the orb, you smash it against your head. Shards of glass cover the bottom of the chest now. You can still see through them though. Maybe will have to leave that plan for slightly later.

You then decide to try something else, contacting the follower and giving him a prophecy.
You are....HAIL MAgIC SATAN

HolyHAIL MAgIC SATAN shit, you are tripping balls. What the hellHAIL MAgIC SATAN were those shrooms?

You are in the middle of an extremelyHAIL MAgIC SATAN colourful city. There are a great many people here. Though you could safely divide the number you see by four, soHAIL MAgIC SATAN there are just quite a lot of people.
Name:
Health: [?/?]
Status: Tripping balls[8 turns]
Inventory: 15 MAgIC mushrooms.

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Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: freeformschooler on December 12, 2011, 02:36:20 pm
>Spread the love.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 12, 2011, 02:52:22 pm
You decide t...HAIL MAgIC SATAN

You are just tripping too many balls to focus, soHAIL MAgIC SATAN you just decide to eat some shrooms.

You eat 2 magic mushrooms. It feels reallyHAIL MAgIC SATAN strange, your stomach is bubblingHAIL MAgIC SATAN and your hands starts violently shaking. You are now...THE PROPHET. THE PROPHET SPREADS THE LOVE. THE PROPHET LOVES ALL. THE PROPHET LIKES HUMANS ALMOST AS MUCH AS IT LIKES MOISTURE AND LACK OF SUNLIGHT IT ALSO LOVES THE DEVIL.

Mushrooms start growing over your body. You spread spores into the air and the people around you start coughing, and then soon after, laughing. Other humans are not so amused, and start shooting arrows at you.

What do you do?
Name: THE PROPHET
Health: [?/?]
Status: Mushroom.
Covering body: 26 mushrooms
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: EveryZig on December 12, 2011, 02:53:51 pm
Throw them some spore-filled SHROOMS.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: freeformschooler on December 12, 2011, 03:00:21 pm
>Spread the infection shrooms.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 12, 2011, 03:20:57 pm
You rip some mushrooms off your body and fling them at the attackers. They go down similarly to the other people, and soon join your fold of happiness.

You see a man hurry away on a horse. He will bring an army you presume.

All the more to join the fold. THE PROPHET SHALL SPREAD THE LOVE TO ALL IT SEES!
What was that? You didnt really understand whetever that was a stoner or a mushroom.

You guess it doesnt really matter. You cant contact it anymore, but you seem to have a lot more followers. Still stuck in this chest though. Interestingly all the shards on the ground make it far easier to see the corpse and the area surrounding it. Its a bit confusing to look from a bunch of different angles, but you see from all of them.

What do you do?
Name: the Devil
Health: [1000/1000]
Health regen/turn: 15
Demonic power: 74
Demonic power generation/turn: 27

Traits:
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: freeformschooler on December 12, 2011, 03:22:36 pm
>Try possessing the corpse again.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 12, 2011, 04:01:36 pm
Possessing the corpse would take 100 Demonic power, and you had to use the dangerous technique of tapping into still generating supplies. It is a technique only used by immortals, as the results can otherwise be disasterous.

You once heard a story of a man who attempted to do it in an attempt at a forbidden action. His body turned inside out and then he was eaten by a weasel. The weasel then died of food poisoning and released a curse into the world. It is the curse of the wereweasel, that makes humans turn into weasels at the presence of other weasels and wereweasels. It is considered the only "true" curse in the world, as it does not make you cool in any way.

With that in mind, you do it anyway.
You are now a Possessed Zombie Frank Frankie Frankson IV. You gain all her abilities and traits. You find yourself in an ill described area of a crypt.

You never really considered the fact that you would be posessing a woman. Then again, its hard to verify someones gender after they have been ingested by a fire troll. Fire trolls are incapable of digesting non-cooked meat and everything that is not worn, so a corpse does remain. It is apparent that fire trolls mostly eat their own cooked flesh as it is known to be rather tasty and succulent, and very thoroughly cooked. Plus trolls have built in regeneration, so they just do not give a fuck.

Oh, there it is, right there. Wanting to fix its mistake of not cooking you beforehand. It was really in a hurry at the time, being on fire and all that.

What do you do?
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 25/25
Level: 2 [0/50]
Elitist Points: 5/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe

Traits:
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Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: 10ebbor10 on December 12, 2011, 04:07:16 pm
Drown the troll with your water relevant TM.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: freeformschooler on December 12, 2011, 04:20:18 pm
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on December 12, 2011, 04:07:16 pm
Drown the troll with your water relevant TM.

Indeed. Do this.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Trapezohedron on December 12, 2011, 10:40:56 pm
Quote from: freeformschooler on December 12, 2011, 04:20:18 pm
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on December 12, 2011, 04:07:16 pm
Drown the troll with your water relevant TM.

Indeed. Do this.

This, too. If unavailable, draw a magical PP UP and a Leppa Berry out of nowhere and ingest both of them.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: The Fool on December 12, 2011, 10:53:44 pm
>Eat spleens from the other corpses while looking around the crypt.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: GlyphGryph on December 13, 2011, 12:52:43 am
Surf all over that guy.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 13, 2011, 08:59:26 am
You use WATER GUN. It is not very effective.

You manage to put out the fire of the fire troll, thus turning it into a regular troll. It is not a generally known fact, but trolls give even less of a crap than fire trolls. They are unmatched in the art of not giving a shit within the animal kingdom. They even exceed the abilities of the cool slime, who cares for nothing except his slimy hair. That is also the main reason trolls give less of a crap than them, as trolls lack proper hair, although some have been known to wear wigs made of human hair.

The troll can also digest uncooked meat now. Congratulations.

What do you do?
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 25/25
Level: 2 [1/40]
Elitist Points: 4/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe

Traits:
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: freeformschooler on December 13, 2011, 09:16:56 am
>Use ELITIST DEVIL POWERS on the troll
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: 10ebbor10 on December 13, 2011, 09:35:41 am
Use watergun and fire whatever at the same time thereby turning  it into a steam troll.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Trapezohedron on December 13, 2011, 11:05:42 am
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on December 13, 2011, 09:35:41 am
Use watergun and fire whatever at the same time thereby turning  it into a steam troll.

This. Oh so much. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/InsaneTrollLogic)
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: The Fool on December 13, 2011, 11:41:50 am
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on December 13, 2011, 09:35:41 am
Use watergun and fire whatever at the same time thereby turning  it into a steam troll.

Hell yes.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 13, 2011, 12:22:04 pm
You use your elitist watergun and demonic flames at the same time, hoping to transform the troll into a steam troll.

You pull together all your power, by which I mean one elitist point and an unspecified amount of demonic power, but it fails. Yes, you, have failed. This is truly the end of this game. What a sad way to go. You were starting to like this game too...

Instead of a steam troll, you got a steamed troll, you are such a failure. But quite frankly, it looks delicious, but that might just be all the zombie talking. Plus all the carnivorous fallen angel stuff, plus you have been stuck in that chest for a while and getting really hungry.

In any case, its a combination of factors.

What do you do?
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 25/25
Level: 2 [22/40]
Elitist Points: 3/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe

Traits:
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Trapezohedron on December 13, 2011, 12:24:52 pm
Feast on the steamed bun troll's brains spleen.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: The Fool on December 13, 2011, 12:42:28 pm
Quote from: New Guy on December 13, 2011, 12:24:52 pm
Feast on the steamed bun troll's brains spleen.
This.

After eating go have a look around the crypt for a chest. It's unlikely, but it is possible.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: 10ebbor10 on December 13, 2011, 12:49:57 pm
Quote from: The Fool on December 13, 2011, 12:42:28 pm
Quote from: New Guy on December 13, 2011, 12:24:52 pm
Feast on the steamed bun troll's brains spleen.
This.
After eating go have a look around the crypt for a chest. It's unlikely, but it is possible.
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
 
Also look up
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: forsaken1111 on December 13, 2011, 12:53:15 pm
Put troll in mouth.

CHEW
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Trapezohedron on December 13, 2011, 12:55:24 pm
Quote from: forsaken1111 on December 13, 2011, 12:53:15 pm
Put troll in mouth.

CHEW

You cannot confine such large objects in such small trappings!

Disregard message anyway? Yes.

Jammed the Troll in your mouth.

Om nom nom.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 13, 2011, 01:19:38 pm
You look upon the rather large steamed troll.

It looks even more delicious than before. You start nomming on his body, quickly digging to his spleen, which you then ravenously consume. It is even more delicious than the troll looked. And you are getting sick of the word "delicious" so you decide to call it tasty.

You attempt to look up, but discover that you are in fact inside a troll now. Its insides go squish and you go ewwww.

You found out that spleens are rather tasty and gain 1 ZXP, which is zombie XP, and totally different from regular XP, which you also have. You gain a zombie level and get a choice of 3 zombie traits and you health is increased by 10.

1)What Is This I Dont Even
You have the ability to control the body of something you have killed when you are inside them. Naturally this only works on things that are larger than you or things that are extremely stretchy. For practical purposes it gives you extra health and the hosts physical abilities for the period of time when you are inside something.
2)Too Much Chili
Spleens are spicy and you are not completely sure you are not inside a cartoon, therefore you can shoot steam out of your ears, and mouth, and nose and....other...orifices. You can store 5 charges and gain back this power by eating spleens.
3) Elite zombie demonologist
With all your powers combined, you can become captain DESTROYER OF WORLDS, ALL WILL PERISH BEFORE YOU. This uses up 2 elitists points, a shitton of demonic power and 10 HP, but gives you greatly increased abilities for a short time.
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 35/35
Level: 2 [22/40]
ZLevel: 1 [0/20]
Elitist Points: 3/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe

Traits:
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: 10ebbor10 on December 13, 2011, 01:26:49 pm
What 's this I don't even...

Take over the troll.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Trapezohedron on December 13, 2011, 01:30:29 pm
> Take What is this I don't even, then discover that the delicious bun troll was totally digested by you, and therefore, you can't control it.
Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: freeformschooler on December 13, 2011, 01:59:41 pm
What is this I don't even.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2011, 02:23:17 pm
What is this I don't even.


Eat birds.

BY THE GODS THE BIRDS.

SO MANY BIRDS.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 13, 2011, 03:00:21 pm
You take over the steamed troll. Its like a puppet! If puppets were made of meat. And corpses. And steamed corpses of meat. And trolls.

Its the most disgusting and delicious puppet you have ever been in. You claw yourself two eyeholes and look outside. It appears that you are in a part of the crypt that is bordering a cave. You are in a large empty hall. You dont see any doors out except for a tunnel going somewhere from the ceiling. The only way out is a cave entrance lined with omnious spikes. You presume they would be more omnious if they were covered in blood, but where are you gonna find decent amounts of blood in a crypt? This place doesnt get that many adventurers ya know.

There is also a more omnious cloud of birds coming out of the ceiling. Truly omnious.
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 55;35/35
Level: 2 [22/40]
ZLevel: 1 [1/20]
Elitist Points: 3/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe

Traits:
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Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2011, 03:06:09 pm
I say we pilot the steamed troll puppet towards the ominous clouds of birds. With any luck, we can find out where those birds came from, and sacrifice our cultists to them use them to get our cultists "magic" followers onto the surface to propagate the love :D

Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 13, 2011, 04:19:22 pm
You stare at the birds that are overhead for a few seconds. The flock spins around the room. Until one of them flies against a wall and turns to ashes.

Then they all swoop down towards you with a cackling noise, revealing them to be zombie phoenixes.

When a phoenix dies, it turns into ashes, and in the presence of fire is reborn. The ashes however, remain. Should someone decide to revive the ashes, they get a zombie phoenix, which has none of the powers of the phoenix. It doesnt even look like a phoenix. If you ask it what it is, it simply states that it is not a phoenix. In fact it would get very angry that someone might even imply that it is a phoenix, as it is decidedly not. Everyone calls them phoenixes though, just to piss them off.

All zombie phoenixes only have a single hp, and when they get hurt, they turn back into ashes. This makes them completely harmless, except for the occasional event where they group up and decide to attack a single person, burying them in ashes. But those are such rare events that it would be silly to even presume something like that might happen to you.

Except that is exactly what is happening.

What do you do against the zombie phoenix menace?
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 55;35/35
Level: 2 [22/40]
ZLevel: 1 [1/20]
Elitist Points: 3/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe

Traits:
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: The Fool on December 13, 2011, 04:22:30 pm
Sure they're annoying, but they aren't worth a demonic minute of your time. Look for another exit, even if it is deeper into the crypt.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: freeformschooler on December 13, 2011, 04:24:02 pm
They are not real phoenixes, and are thus not immune to fire. Set them alight.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2011, 04:35:01 pm
Herd them with the tasty steamed troll!
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: 10ebbor10 on December 13, 2011, 04:37:46 pm
Quote from: freeformschooler on December 13, 2011, 04:24:02 pm
They are not real phoenixes, and are thus not immune to fire. Set them alight.
Use water to for good measure
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 14, 2011, 09:26:56 am
You use your demonic powers to set them all alight.

Its actually pretty awesome to watch them all burst into flames in a chain-reaction. You take a few moment to appreciate the fiery display, as ash slowly falls. Its like New Years Eve, if instead of snow you had phoenix ashes. And if the fireworks were actually birds on fire, feeding the flames by flapping their wings and being ludicrously flammable.

Wait...oh shit, phoenix ashes in a fiery inferno.

Q:How is babby formed?
A: Mommy and daddy go into an exploding volcano. Actually...phoenixes dont have a gender, so you only have a...mommy? Anyway, she flies into an exploding volcano and...well thats actually all there is to it. Just a bird flying into a volcano. Its really nothing special. Well, except it isnt really actually correct to say that the phoenix flies into an exploding volcano, as the volcano was not exploding at the point in time where the phoenix was about to fly into it, but was after she had flown into it. Makes one wonder whetever theres a connection.

In any case, the inferno is looking exceptionally bird like. You attempt to put it out with your water gun, but the water is instantly evaporated and simply makes the air slightly more humid.

And then the inferno concentrates into a small egg, that drops onto the ground. It is orange, with red fiery veins going around it. It rumbles quite loudly, and is shaking so much that it looks blurry.

You then look for another way out. Sadly you find none. The egg rumbling is starting to have an effect on your ears.
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 55;35/35
Level: 2 [41/40] [Something sappin your level up.]
ZLevel: 1 [1/20]
Elitist Points: 2/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe

Traits:
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: freeformschooler on December 14, 2011, 09:28:31 am
>Take the egg. Be a phoenix mommy.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: 10ebbor10 on December 14, 2011, 09:31:42 am
Quote from: freeformschooler on December 14, 2011, 09:28:31 am
>Take the egg. Be a phoenix mommy.
USe demon powerson it to ensure loyality.(And combat effectivenes)
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Trapezohedron on December 14, 2011, 09:34:20 am
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on December 14, 2011, 09:31:42 am
Quote from: freeformschooler on December 14, 2011, 09:28:31 am
>Take the egg. Be a phoenix mommy.
USe demon powerson it to ensure loyality.(And combat effectivenes)
> And finally, incubate the phoenix egg with your body heat (or rather, your lack of heat, I mean, you're a zombie, right? Unless if you're a non-standard zombie.), and wait for it to hatch.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: 10ebbor10 on December 14, 2011, 09:35:44 am
Quote from: New Guy on December 14, 2011, 09:34:20 am
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on December 14, 2011, 09:31:42 am
Quote from: freeformschooler on December 14, 2011, 09:28:31 am
>Take the egg. Be a phoenix mommy.
USe demon powerson it to ensure loyality.(And combat effectivenes)
> And finally, incubate the phoenix egg with your body heat (or rather, your lack of heat, I mean, you're a zombie, right? Unless if you're a non-standard zombie.), and wait for it to hatch.
Fireballs work good for heating.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Trapezohedron on December 14, 2011, 09:40:12 am
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on December 14, 2011, 09:35:44 am
Quote from: New Guy on December 14, 2011, 09:34:20 am
Quote from: 10ebbor10 on December 14, 2011, 09:31:42 am
Quote from: freeformschooler on December 14, 2011, 09:28:31 am
>Take the egg. Be a phoenix mommy.
USe demon powerson it to ensure loyality.(And combat effectivenes)
> And finally, incubate the phoenix egg with your body heat (or rather, your lack of heat, I mean, you're a zombie, right? Unless if you're a non-standard zombie.), and wait for it to hatch.
Fireballs work good for heating.
Then again, it is a phoenix egg, so no incubation heating thing might be required after all. Still, if that isn't the case,

> Attempt to heat up the egg with everything that you can use to heat it up.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: 10ebbor10 on December 14, 2011, 09:43:32 am
Quote from: New Guy on December 14, 2011, 09:40:12 am
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Quote from: freeformschooler on December 14, 2011, 09:28:31 am
>Take the egg. Be a phoenix mommy.
USe demon powerson it to ensure loyality.(And combat effectivenes)
> And finally, incubate the phoenix egg with your body heat (or rather, your lack of heat, I mean, you're a zombie, right? Unless if you're a non-standard zombie.), and wait for it to hatch.
Fireballs work good for heating.
Then again, it is a phoenix egg, so no incubation heating thing might be required after all. Still, if that isn't the case,

> Attempt to heat up the egg with everything that you can use to heat it up.
Try to avoid turning it into an omellette though. Also, do birds have spleens.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Trapezohedron on December 14, 2011, 09:47:21 am
Not while they're egg yolks. :P

ABSOLUTELY avoid eating the poor bird, since rumor has it that phoenixes have nice medicinal properties on the living, and probably also on the non-living.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 14, 2011, 02:04:25 pm
Indeed, eating phoenixes has important medicinal properties, if you count phoenix ashes drawing on your body heat in order to ressurect medicinal. People have reported being very cold and feeling like a bird is in their stomach. That is later confirmed when a phoenix bursts out of their chest. The coldness however, is unproven.

You take the shaking, rumbling, glowing egg into your hands. You might possibly feel rather parental, if it did not burn your hands as if you had shoved them into a lake of lava. It hurts is what Im saying. You feel like the egg is gonna take a while to hatch. And is gonna cause a rather big explosion when it does. Carrying it around might or might not be beneficial, depending on the moods of the creator.

Your troll host now has burnt, crispy hands and just seems to be getting tastier by the second. You expect some spices to fall on this thing any second now.

Still one omnious way to go, unless you suddenly learn to fly.
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 40;35/35
Level: 2 [41/40] [Something sappin your level up.]
ZLevel: 1 [1/20]
Elitist Points: 2/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe, !!Phoenix egg!!

Traits:
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 14, 2011, 02:10:09 pm
Wait.

So this is an exploding bird baby that makes our hands cooked and delicious, and we're NOT hauling it around with us? THIS IS NOT WHAT DF HAS TUAGHT MAH.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 14, 2011, 02:11:01 pm
Dude, check your inventory.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: forsaken1111 on December 14, 2011, 02:11:25 pm
Set troll host on fire so it becomes a fire troll again and is thus obviously immune to fire.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 14, 2011, 02:18:29 pm
Quote from: forsaken1111 on December 14, 2011, 02:11:25 pm
Set troll host on fire so it becomes a fire troll again and is thus obviously immune to fire.

We shall evolve into a !!TROLL!! :D
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: freeformschooler on December 14, 2011, 02:19:08 pm
Quote from: forsaken1111 on December 14, 2011, 02:11:25 pm
Set troll host on fire so it becomes a fire troll again and is thus obviously immune to fire.

And use it to cross the ominous path harmlessly by virtue of being more ominous.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 14, 2011, 03:45:30 pm
You set your troll host on fire in a flashy scene worthy of being stock footage.

You could say a troll on fire with a zombie inside it is omnious, but the spikes beg to differ. You engage in an omnious off, which you start to win after hiding in a dark corner, that really brought out the fire an omniousness. After that you just concentrated on being omnious. Giving the troll a very omnious facial expression. You were on fire, both literally and figuratively.

The spikes start to fear your omniousness and retract, freeing the path ahead.

The victory over the omnious spikes earned you 5 XP, but you still do not level. This levelling barrier is getting quite worrying. But you continue forward and enter into the cave. The path is dark, or would be, if you didnt happen to be on fire. You see a couple of small omnious spiders in the corner of your eye. After quite a long time of walking, you come across a stone wall.

It has an engraving on it: "Within these walls is the lord of omniousness, ruler of the waters and lands, breather of air, the great almighty Ghostly Lungfish of Eek! Let him forever rest here, protected from the vile summonings of Physics."

What do you do?
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 35;35/35
Level: 2 [46/40] [Something sappin your level up.]
ZLevel: 1 [1/20]
Elitist Points: 2/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe, !!Phoenix egg!!

Traits:
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: freeformschooler on December 14, 2011, 03:53:25 pm
Smash a few spiders in hopes of angering the Lungfish.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: 10ebbor10 on December 14, 2011, 03:53:54 pm
Aren't we a fire troll now, and therefore imune to burning to a crisp. Also, destroy the walls( by punching them)
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Demonic Spoon on December 14, 2011, 03:54:15 pm
Summon Bigger Ghostly Lungfish of Eek.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: cerapa on December 14, 2011, 04:12:02 pm
You kill a few spiders. You get 3 XP from the kills, but still no level amd no angry lungfish.

You then decide to summon the Bigger Ghostly Lungfish of Eek, but you cant because thats not the type of magic you possess. So you just smash the wall down with your fire troll burning fists. The burning does not add much to punching down walls, but it looks infinitely more awesome.

The wall crumbles before your might troll strength, with bricks flying into the room itself and all that cool stuff. Within the room is the Giant Ghostly Lungfish of Eek omniously sleeping, having gained a few kilos and a few levels. The past years and sitting in a crypt have left it with a highly heightened amount of omniousness, but its burning hatred for Physics still dwells within.

It awakens from the stench of burning steamed fire troll zombie puppet. Its quite a complex smell, something between skunk and spoiled meat, but with a hint of toxic fumes. The Giant Ghostly Lungfish of Eek is not happy to see you, but lets out a sigh. It instantly recognized you for being posessed by the Devil, and remembers your noble fight with Physics. It uses its power of omniousness teleport you out of the crypt and into an open field. You see a city to your west.

You have gained a sidekick. It does whatever it pleases and is very omnious in its operation. By which I mean it is happy to sit back and watch the show. Its agenda is to have revenge on Physics for trapping it in this world.

What do you do?
Name: Frank Frankie Frankson IV
Gender: Female/Zombie
Health: 35;35/35
Level: 2 [46/40] [Something sappin your level up.]
ZLevel: 1 [1/20]
Elitist Points: 2/5
Inventory: Poor man's robe, !!Phoenix egg!!

Traits:
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: 10ebbor10 on December 14, 2011, 04:20:37 pm
Apply figurative wrench to level sapper in a downward hammering motion.
Title: Re: You are in a chest
Post by: Loud Whispers on December 14, 2011, 05:50:42 pm
Apply crowbar directly to the forehead.