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ORKSTUCK
An adventure in the orkier aspects of Sburb.
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You is dis ork. Today ain't nuffin' special ta you, 'coz you'z an ork and don't care 'bout no 'umie fings like 'the date and time'. If you was a stinkin' humie git, you might know dat today iz sum big important day, havin' ta do wiff some sorta important numbers.
But, you'z ISN'T a humie git. You'z an ork. And today you'z gunna give yourself a name.
SO, WHAT'S DIS GIT'S NAME ANYWAY?
So, 'umie git, it's time for a stupid mash-up. Homestuck, a comic that makes fun of the RPG genre, with Warhammer 40,000, a game that (previously) made fun of the Grim Dark cliche setting. Are you ready to ROKK?
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By the lovely freeformschooler
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Shoutvox smileys, just in case you want em.
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> Gork
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>Gark Ogimhar
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>Garghull Grimshaw
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> Gork
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/1306/isfinkin.png)
You fink about it. An' fink. An' fink s'more. Finally, you fink datz stoopid. Gork is already Gork! Y'can't be Gork, y'git.
>Garghull Grimshaw
Instead, y'be this git. Yeah. Gargull Grimshaw. Duzn't sound fancy like 'Gargull Bigshoota', but it's all 'oonique' and ev'ryone likes an ork who's oonique. Now, maybe y'oughta fink more, like 'bout wot fings you like and wot fings you got.
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Y'like dakka. Lotsa it. Y'also like da color red, 'cuz it makes fings go fasta.
*stereotyping*
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Y'like dakka. Lotsa it. Y'also like da color red, 'cuz it makes fings go fasta.
*stereotyping*
Well, o'course y'like dakka. O'COURSE y'like red. Ev'ryone knows red fings go fasta den uvva fings.
You'z a BAD MOONZ boy. You'z like LOTSA TEEF, which you have plenty ov to spend on fings like BIG DAKKA and FLASH BITS. You'z also like talkin' on ya GROT-PUTER wiff da program SHOUTY-FING, and sometimes playin' gamez, loik ones wiff lotsa SHOOTIN' in 'em. Y'also like ORKSTEP, which is sorta like 'umie dubstep but it's an ork fing and it's totally different.
(http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/7607/garghullinroom.png)
You'z got plenty'a fings in your room. You'z got your shootas, all of 'em flash, you'z got your grot-puter, which some git is shoutin' at you from, and you'z got plenty of orkstep CDs. Hur hur, you'z like dat orkstep lots.
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>Retrieve arms from table
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>Retrieve arms from table
>Both kinds.
Also admire your MAD MOONZ POSTER.
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Get as many gretchin as you can carry, you never know when you might need some, amd get a few more to be sure...
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>Contemplate if there every was one of those orange damn umie squishy fings orr ifin it just up and went. (you know what it is/was whatever...pumpkin)
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>Retrieve arms from table
admire your MAD MOONZ POSTER.
You'z put ya shoota into ya fighting fingy. No idea why y'weren't already holdin' it. Waz just unorky.
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Den you'z admire ya Mad Moonz posta.
(http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/6421/garghullroom2.png)
Dem Mad Moonz iz real good orkstep. Da best. Always real loud-like. Smaller grots sometimes pop.
>Contemplate if there every was one of those orange damn umie squishy fings orr ifin it just up and went.
(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/7436/isfinkin2.png)
Def'nit'ly nuffin' like dat 'round 'ere. Dis planets got nuffin but dirt and sand and stuff. Oh, and 'umies, but dey'z mostly dead.
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> Tear Mad Moonz poster and use it as camo. Your goal is to ride a squiggoth into your War Chief, and attempt to take over the tribe.
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Yous gotta be a roit proppa warboss. Yous gotta start a WAAAGH by findin boyz dat kno'
dat youz da biggest an den krumpin' som o dem ovva boyz to show dat yuoz roit 'ard.
first fings fisrt
Gargull>:Make a proppa bosspole outta dat mad moonz posta.
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Go git sum FLASH GITZ to stick on yer shoota. A propa Warboss needs da flashiest shoota in da 'ole WAAAGH!
Hmm...my Orkish is a bit rusty.
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Go git sum FLASH GITZ to stick on yer shoota. A propa Warboss needs da flashiest shoota in da 'ole WAAAGH!
Hmm...my Orkish is a bit rusty.
Ya dum grot! FLASH GITZ iz dem boyz wot gotz da rokkitz on'eir backz!
Ya really means da SNAZZGUNZ dat dem FLASH GITZ got onneir backz
dem fings proppa snazzy an dead shooty.
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Oo sez ya can't stick Flash Gitz on yer shoota? Get a mekboy ta weld em on, and den yell at da gitz ta shoot what you shoot! MORE DAKKA!
Okay, I stand corrected :P
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Posting to this is the greatest thing.
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Wonder where your obligatory melee weapon is what goes with your shootah.
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Wonder where your obligatory melee weapon is what goes with your shootah.
Da shoota iz a too much dakka fer one 'and!
Da slugga boyz get choppaz so dey kin krump dem uvva gitz.
But if ooz gotz a shoota oo kin get roit killy from wherevva oo iz.
Dis Gargull boy ain't got no choppa cuz 'e can't 'old anuvva fing
unless dis Doomshifta git iz mukkin about gettin' 'iz shootaz confoozed wif sluggaz too.
Explaining ork terminology in orkspeak is really enjoyable.
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Hmm, looked like a regular shootah to me, not a big shootah. I thought boys came with an axe or other kind of weapon with a regular shootah. Unless I'm getting my terminology all mixed up and there is another name for a one-handed shootah besides shootah.
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One handed shoota is a slugga.
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>Shout a' yor bloody frens, you git.
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>Yah need a bigga shoota latah, but dat one iz good for now. First ya need to yell to da boyz and then find da grot dat stole ya door.
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Sit on grot-puter.
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Gargull>:Make a proppa bosspole outta dat mad moonz posta.
(http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/4979/garghullroombosspole.png)
Y'make yerself a bosspole outta da poster. Nows everyone knows you'z bigga.
Your ORKYNESS stat increes-- irncres-- goes up by 4!
Go git sum FLASH to stick on yer shoota. A propa Warboss needs da flashiest shoota in da 'ole WAAAGH!
You'z fink about it, 'coz you'z a bad moons boy, and bad moons boys love nuffin' betta dan spendin' teef on flash gubbinz. Maybe you'z do that in a bit. But, you'z gotta do this important fing. Da grot is gettin' impashunt.
>Shout a' yor bloody frens, you git.
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goffRocker [GR] began shoutin' at madmoonzShoota [MS]
[GR]: oi, ya git, is you there
[GR]: stop wot ya doin' and get ova 'ere
[GR]: where'r ya
[MS]: I'z ere, wots you want?
[GR]: i'z found a game for us to play
[MS]: Yeah? Wotz it?
[GR]: iz called sgob and itz about fightin', shootin', and makin fings orkier.
[MS]: Sounds roit orky, it doez. Sendz me da game, den.
goffRocker [GR] begins file transfer.
(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/954/filetransfer1.png)
Da grot runs outta da box ta go gets ya fing from GR. Whats to do whiles we wait?
Obviously, the forums were a little bit more excited about this adventure than I anticipated! Sorry if these updates are slow, I've never run a forum game before and I'd like the art to be at least semi-decent. I'm also gonna hurry Gargull here into the Sburb bit of the game sooner rather than later, so the game is less 'We'z an ork, go be orky!' and more 'We'z an ork in SGOB, let's alchemize.'
Also, excuse my horrendous shoota drawing skills. Maybe I'll take a card out of hussie's book and go and just rip some off the net!
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> Play Mad Moonz Orkstep while waiting for the file transfer to finish.
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> Play Mad Moonz Orkstep while waiting for the file transfer to finish.
Also, dance along.
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(( are we going to be any other race besides orcs, a Necron or Trynid player could be loads of fun. Maybe have two players from each race, male and female?))
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((I don't think tyranids have genders. I'm pretty damn sure the Necrons don't :P ))
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((Nerco flayed ones and Pariahs can at least pretend that they have geneders. 'Nids probably don't but who really cares, They're fucking Trynids, as long as one of them is a Carnifex and the other is Genestealer I'll be happy.))
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(( are we going to be any other race besides orcs, a Necron or Trynid player could be loads of fun. Maybe have two players from each race, male and female?))
(( If you're all good boys and girls, I might bring them in a lot like how Homestuck brings in the trolls (random assholes bothering you from somewhere ridiculously far away). Though, the thought of a zoanthrope playing S***b amuses me to no end. ))
> Play Mad Moonz Orkstep while waiting for the file transfer to finish.
Also, dance along.
You'z got nuffin betta ta do. Time to do da orkstep.
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((Canifexs are better I can imagine it now
WHAT THE FUCK YOU STUPID PIECE OF DELCIOUS FLESH, WHY WOULD YOU DESTROY THE PORTAL! ..."GETTING MORE GUBBINS" IS NOT A GOOD ENOUGH REASON, I SWEAR ON THE HIVEMIND THAT IF YOU DO THAT AGIAN I WILL CREATE A HIVE FLEET AND FLY ITS ASS OVER HERE JUST TO STOP YOU FROM FUCKING UP EVERYTHING!
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> Realize da game iz don dounloadin'
((Your illustrated game is moving faster than mine, so don't worry, your pace is just fine.))
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I only just now became nervous at what exactly would happen if the WAAAAAAAAUGH!! was empowering Sburbs with orkiness and Sbubrbs was empowering the WAAAAAAUGH!! with mass ork participation and ever increasing levels of violence...
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> Realize da game iz don dounloadin'
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SGOB V.4.1.3
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SAYS WEN YOU IS REDDY
Looks like da grot gots ya game reddy. Probly snuck back whens you were dancin'. Y'kick off ya orkstep and 'ave a look. It ain't look very shooty. Maybe da shooty bitz are soon. Sometimes an ork's gotsta wait a few minutes for fings to 'appen. What now? Oh, GR's shoutin' at ya.
goffRocker [GR] began shoutin' at madmoonzShoota [MS]
[GR]: so, you'z got da game? i'z saw your grot run in and grab it.
[MS]: Yeah, but iz just dis stupid black'n white screen. Where's da shootin'?
[GR]:i'z connected wiff da serva disk, so you can tell da grot you'z ready.
[MS]: alright.
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you'z guys can tell goffRocker what to do when we start playing. If you can't be bothered remembering the orky names, just use the chat abbreviations (GR, MS).
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Change da wurd color ta sumthin less eye-hurtin'.
Also, reddy
Anything other than yellow, please. Maybe red, to make the text go fasta.
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Change da wurd color ta sumthin less eye-hurtin'.
Also, reddy
Anything other than yellow, please. Maybe red, to make the text go fasta.
Yes, this.
Command GR to deploy everything into your room. Best way to start the chaotic shenanigans.
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((Forum > Darklight!!))
Change da wurds ta red, so it goes fasta!!
((Don't mind the update speed, its all good.))
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Red iz fer evil sunz how 'bout olive cuz itz still dead shooty
Oo grotz gotta lern yer kulerz. Red makez fingz go fasta roit.
Yella is for mo' o da dakka. Bloo makez ya lukky cuz Gork n' Mork like it.
Blak meanz ooz a tuff 'n 'ard boy ooz made fer fightin. Green meanz ya meana ded da rest cuz orkz is already green.
Purple meanz ooz sneaky cuz ain't nobody eva seen a purple ork.
What I'm saying is there's way more stupid ork crap than "da red wunz go fasta" and "more dakka!"
if we use up all our stereotypes on the first boy how will the other ones work?
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In that case... Olive it is, then. It's yellowish, but I don't have to highlight text to read.
We could still pretend it's yellow, but just a darker shade that we can read.
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>SAYS YOU IS READY YA GIT!
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Ooooh ooooh, I hope one of the players is Nurgle!
Acquire squigs for future sustenance.
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((Forum < Darklight!!))
(( ftfy. I'll change it to a darker shade of yellow so you gits who don't know the SUPERIORITY of the dark colour scheme can fit in. ))
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>SAYS YOU IS READY YA GIT!
You says you is ready!
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Da grot sez dat you'z gotsta wait for GR to do sumfin'. You'z ask 'im wot GR's gunna do. Da grot sez 'e dunno. If y'had another grot, you'd punch dis one.
Command GR to deploy everything into your room. Best way to start the chaotic shenanigans.
You'z don't know wots gots ta be deployed. Instead, GR shouts at ya.
goffRocker [GR] began shoutin' at madmoonsShoota [MS]
[GR]: roight, i'z gunna start puttin da fings down.
[MS]: Wot fings is ya puttin' down?
[GR]: da game fings. deres dis fing i found 'bout what ta do.
[GR]: some umie git wrote it or sumfin
[MS]: Why you'z listenin' to an umie git?
[GR]: coz da umie knows 'ow ta get to da rockin' bits fasta
[GR]: even if dis umie does use lotsa big wurds
[MS]: Woteva. Just deploy da fings already.
(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/8985/gubbinzdeployed.png)
GR deploys da fings. You'z got no clue wot deze gubbins do. Y'aint no mekboy.
Y'also ain't no brainboy eivah, but dat wall was a lot closer before. Woteva, at least you'z got room for da gubbins (and some udda ones that aren't in dat dere pictcha).
You'z could mess wiff dese gubbins, but 'oo knows what dey're for. Da last time you'z messed wiff some gubbins dat you didn't know what was for, dey'ze exploded in ya face and ya couldn't talk propah orky for a whole long time.
Some git is shoutin' at ya. 'Oo'z dis git?
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Ugly Grot-face!!
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>Shout at the git, maybe he will tell you something shooty.
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Twist da tap on da oomie pipey fing an look fer a floaty shiny fing
Ignore Zeench, dat grotz alway mukkin' about in da warp.
Zeench don't know da first fing 'bout bein' orky.
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Call dat git Mekface McRotten-Teef, ya hear?
(Need to brush up my rusty orkish skills.)
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>Shout at the git, maybe he will tell you something shooty.
Call dat git Mekface McRotten-Teef, ya hear?
unbarredWisdom [UW] began twisting madmoonsShoota [MS]
[UW]: Ork. Today your DESTINY catches up with you. How sickening it is to see such a fool of a creature the first to venture on such a journey of universal importance.
[UW]: I can already foresee the events, the very threads of FATE and DESTINY swirling about your disgusting form. You will not succeed.
[MS]: Wot da zog? Oo'z you fink you is? I'z krump ya.
[UW]: This is a message simply to say that we will meet in time. I expect you to be prepared. Try not to die before you reach me.
[MS]: Zog off, ya Mekface McRotten-Teef!
madmoonsShoota [MS] is ignorin' unbarredWisdom [UW]
[UW]: Do not worry your puny mind, Ork, I shall be here to make sure you do not mess this all up. I shall contact you when FATE decrees it so.
unbarredWisdom [UW] has ceased twisting madmoonsShoota [MS]
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Wot da zog was dat fing?
Twist da tap on da oomie pipey fing an look fer a floaty shiny fing
You'z decide ta mess wiff da pipey fing. Sertanly looks like 'umie stuff. Yeah, s'definitely umie stuff. All dese bits is small for 'umie hands.
(http://img849.imageshack.us/img849/6875/cruxtrudaisopen.png)
Dis blue fing came out. Oh, and wot da zog is dis fing?
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>Smash it until it stops changing.
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>Smash it until it stops changing.
This. Oh so f**king much.
You don't know how hard I was laughing at that suggestion.
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>Smash it until it stops changing.
(http://gickr.com/results3/anim_3fa608b2-b515-b514-49fa-0572044fb102.gif)
You shoot it till da numbas go away. Dats betta. Now wot?
TIMERS DEFACED: 1/??
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put da shiney fing on da oomie gizmo wotz on da right.
Den jam sum card wotz got holez in it in da fancy gubbinz.
Shood work ooz saw a mekboy do it wunce oo fink.
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Stick da grotz in da hole
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put da shiney fing on da oomie gizmo wotz on da right.
Den jam sum card wotz got holez in it in da fancy gubbinz.
Shood work ooz saw a mekboy do it wunce oo fink.
(http://img810.imageshack.us/img810/1043/latheisfull.png)
Yoo puts da shiny cilyn-- sylin-- tube fing inta da oomie gubbinz. Den you'z jam dat little red fing into da hole, like wots you seen a mek boy do dis one time wif a 'umie fing, yer sure ov it.
Stick da grotz in da hole
Grabbin' one'a da grots hangin' around outside da hole in ya wall, ya shoves him inta da tube and tell him to do sumfin' useful. Now e's just sittin' in dere blockin' da pipe.
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This is an MS PAINT fanwork. It menaces with spikes of jpg artefacts and is banded with circles of poor editing. On the item is an image of a Doomshifter and MS Paint. Doomshifter is using the MS Paint. The MS Paint is crying.
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[MS] Dese don't do nuffin orky 'nuff. Shout at [GR].
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Turn the wheely thing. Maybe it's a car? Stupid humie shoulda painted it red...
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Leave
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>Look at dat udda fing that git dropped in ya house.
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>Have the fantastic idea of putting your head in the totem lathe instead of that cylindrical cruxite mass.
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>Have the fantastic idea of putting your head in the totem lathe instead of that cylindrical cruxite mass.
Yoo'z may not be a brainboy, but da idea ov puttin' ya 'edd in dere afta wot it did to ya blue fing duzznt work for ya.
(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/3946/totemreddy.png)
>Look at dat udda fing that git dropped in ya house.
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/6842/alchemiter.png)
Wot da zog is dis fing? Ya kick it roight an' good to tell it oo's boss. Ya don't rememba dis little gap bein' in ya house before eiva.
goffRocker [GR] began shoutin' at madmoonsShoota [MS]
[GR]: we'ze outta grist
[GR]: i'z can't build no more stuff on ya 'ouse
[MS]: Good, I don't need no more bloody bits on me 'ouse
[MS]: Tell me what da zog dese fings do.
[GR]: you'ze sapossed ta put da totem (dats da blue fing ya carved up) inta da alchemifing (dats da big gubbin you'z next ta)
[MS]: Den'z what I supposed ta do wif it? Wenz we gets to da shootin' bit?
[GR]: we'ze gotta get past da bit werr ya 'ouse blows up from meteors first.
[GR]: oh and deres meant to be a sprite fing
[GR]: wos sapposed ta come outta da cruxtruda (pipey fing)
[MS]: Iz prob'ly stuck behind da grot I'z shoved in dere.
You'ze is sudd'nly feelin' like deres an angry fing behind ya.
(http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/1968/grotspritebehindya.png)
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Yay! Sgob enemies now have grot traits!
> Ask more about the "house blows up from the meteors" bit, and destroy the other timer on the other cruxtruder. You always hated the concept of time.
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Eat sprot
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Sho dat floaty grot oo's boss!
Fill 'em wif dakka!
XXMS PAINT FANWORKXX
This is an MS PAINT fanwork. It menaces with spikes of jpg artefacts and is banded with circles of poor editing. On the item is an image of a Doomshifter and MS Paint. Doomshifter is using the MS Paint. The MS Paint is crying.
You can download a free 30 day trial of photoshop from adobe's site (http://www.adobe.com/cfusion/tdrc/index.cfm?product=photoshop&promoid=EBYEU)
If you're not comfortable with the 30 day scale you can go with GIMP (http://www.gimp.org/) even though (in my opinion) the layer tools aren't as good.
At the very least Paint.net (http://www.getpaint.net/) using microsoft paint in this day and age is just silly unless you're going for a specific aesthetic.
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I approve of dakkasprite.
I approve even more of dakka-underlings.
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You can download a free 30 day trial of photoshop from adobe's site (http://www.adobe.com/cfusion/tdrc/index.cfm?product=photoshop&promoid=EBYEU)
If you're not comfortable with the 30 day scale you can go with GIMP (http://www.gimp.org/) even though (in my opinion) the layer tools aren't as good.
At the very least Paint.net (http://www.getpaint.net/) using microsoft paint in this day and age is just silly unless you're going for a specific aesthetic.
(( I have Photoshop, but no idea how to use it. Same goes for GIMP. I use paint because it's comfy and easy to wear. Also because I am lazy and it runs well on my slow-as-shit PC. Also I am a bad person who doesn't care about quality too much. ))
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> Ask more about the "house blows up from the meteors" bit, and destroy the other timer on the other cruxtruder. You always hated the concept of time.
You'z blow dat stinkin' timer up.
TIMERS DEFACED: 2/??
For now, y'gots ta ask GR wot da zog da game 'as ta do wiff meteors. Dat ghosty grot is starin at ya funny. It won't even get 'it wiff dakka. Iz makin' a all nervus-like.
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/7092/garghullsprite.png)
madmoonsShoota [MS] began shoutin' at goffRocker [GR]
[MS]: Wot zoggin' meteors wos you talkin' bout?
[MS]: I'z don't want me 'ouse blown up.
[GR]: is just a fing dats gonna 'appen.
[GR]: ya 'ouse ain't gonna get krumped if ya put da totem fing on da alchemifing and make a entry fing
[MS]: Roit den. I'z gonna go do dat den.
[MS]: Oi, wotz I do wif dis ghosty-grot?
[GR]: dats ya sprite
[GR]: iz gonna 'elp yoo out
[MS]: 'Ows a ghosty-grot gonna 'elp me?
[GR]: e's s'pose ta give ya advice about sgob stuff
Well, wot now? Duz we ask dat filfy grot-ghosty wots 'e knows, or do we gets 'round ta makin a fing and not blowin' up?
Wouldn't you believe it? I nearly forgot the picture.
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> gets 'round ta makin a fing and not blowin' up.
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While asking da grot e noes bout Sgob
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I cannot help but suspect that the appropriate solution to impending assault from a near infinite supply of catastrophic natural orbital bombardment would be the liberal application of moar dakka... But operating a mechanical device will have to suffice on this occasion.
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Just a small nitpick: Orks call meteors "Roks"
>Show dat grot fing oo's da boss around 'ere and bop it one over da head
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> gets 'round ta makin a fing and not blowin' up.
Roks be bad. Dat good thot.
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Just a small nitpick: Orks call meteors "Roks"
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/1306/isfinkin.png)
We'z usin' da teknikal name, ya git! Ya gotta get wiff da turmie-nologee. Iz no one gunna respek ya as a 'umie if ya don't speak propah loik!
> gets 'round ta makin a fing and not blowin' up.
Roks be bad. Dat good thot.
blah blah moar dakka... blah blah
Yoo'z go outside ta see wots up wiff da meteor (or rok for da dummer orks in da krowd) and if you'z has enuff dakka.
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/2457/darok.png)
Dat'z a pretty big rok... meteor. Yoo'z don't gots enuff dakka, not even if all da orks waz shootin' at it. Oh, and all da orks is shootin' at it.
You'z go inside and starts makin' a fing on da platform-majigger.
(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1689/almostenuffdakka.png)
Dis looks like ... almost enuff dakka. Enuff ta blow up a rok. Not enuff dakka in general, but... dats a filosofical fing anyways.
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Make more of those.
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Trow
grotsprite grite sprot... and dakka, at rok.
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Make more of those.
Y'kick da machine. Nuffin' 'appens. Ya gess maybe da masheen don't wanna give ya more free stuff.
Insted...
Trow grotsprite grite sprot... and dakka, at rok.
You'z try ta grab da sprot. Dat git dodges ya.
[MS]: Come back 'ere ya git! I'z gonna krump ya, ya ghosty-grot!
[SG]: Wah! No, boss! You'z gonna frow me at da rok!
[MS]: I'z give you a shiny fing.
[SG]: Frow me boss.
Y'grab ya grot and ya bomb and ya go outside. Time ta frow.
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/6109/frowdagrot.png)
Go, grotsprite! Go, bomb!
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8521/waaaghsplosion.png)
Waagh!
(http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/4616/nukespriteisreddy.png)
Ya made it back grot, an' now you'z all glowin' green an' stuff. You'z also got green fire on ya 'ead.
Welp. Dat takes care ov da meteor (rok). Now wot? Wenz da shootin' begin?
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Now wot? Wenz da shootin' begin?
Now.
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Now wot? Wenz da shootin' begin?
Now.
(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/6117/isfinkin3.png)
Ain't no one shootin'. Wot is a weird fing, of corse. In an ork camp, dere's always shootin'. Ain't noo shootin' ere. Just lots of 'eat and stuff.
Wotz we gonna do?
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Seek out the relevant authorities and lodge a protest. Preferably lodge it into their head-equivalent...
P.S.
It only just now occurred to me that throwing a sprite and a nuke could cause the sprite to prototype with the nuke... All this time I have just been trying to inflict pain on gretchin, without thought for the consequences...
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Seek out the relevant authorities and lodge a protest. Preferably lodge it into their head-equivalent...
(http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2337/isfounddaboss.png)
You'z find da boss, alreddy discussin' dip-low-ma-see (dats an umie wurd wot means 'stop shootin' at us') wif dem. E duzn't 'ave 'iz shoota tho.
Even tho da boss don't 'ave 'is dip-low-mat-ik shoota, 'e'z still sortin' out da terms of dere surrenda.
Ee'z lodgin' dat protest. Roit into dere 'ead-equivalent. Doze shoor are sum weird grots.
The Warboss punches the Imp-grot in the head with his right hand, bruising the skin and pushing the skull into the brain.
The Imp-grot has been struck down.
(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/3770/theimpgrotisstruckdown.png)
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Get does Gubbins ya git. Den start krumpin the warboss and deos grots.
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Are those rutherds?
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Loot in da open! Get it!
Also, check ya suroundens. Dis don't look like dah camp.
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>GITFACE. YOUR SUPPLY OF GUBBINS IS LOW. RETRIVE DA GUBBINS. GUBBINS GITFACE. GOT IT?
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Krump da grimps den <insert orkish terminology for improving ones weapon by incorporating grist into its workings>!!
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Apply liberal amounts of dakka to everything conservative (that is, everything) you can see.
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Apply liberal amounts of dakka to everything conservative (that is, everything) you can see.
And:
Get to higher ground, look around for camps and other such structures. Then, ask your "friend" what to do next, and where everyone is.
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Alchemize shoota and grimp!
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Loot in da open! Get it!
Also, check ya suroundens. Dis don't look like dah camp.
Yoo'z head over to the pile of shinies around the warboss.
Boss: OI YA SNOTLIN, PICK DESE WOTSITS UP FOR ME
MS: Yes boss
Boss: I'Z GONNA KRUMP ALL DOSE GITS WOT BLEW UP ME WARCAMP!
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/423/seeyaboss.png)
It seems da boss can't pick up the wotsits, so you pick up the wotsits.
+47 BUILD GRIST
+82 GROT-PASTE
You'z take in yer surroundin's.
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/9651/warcampindamedium.png)
Most of da warcamp 'as fallen off da sides of this big fing. Dere's a glowy wotsit in the sky.
(http://img825.imageshack.us/img825/5100/weirdspirallyfing.png)
Anyways, you'z go back inside ta mess wiff da alchemyfing.
(http://img545.imageshack.us/img545/6645/alchemitermedium.png)
Yoo'z got no idea 'ow ta work dis fing. Hoo else do ya know dats got da 'inside infa-mayshun'?
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Shout at GrumpyGobbo, yoo'z ker-na-lajabubble frend.
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Shout at GrumpyGobbo, yoo'z ker-na-lajabubble frend.
(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/6117/isfinkin3.png)
Wot? Da only blue-talkin' git ya know is dat stupid not-ork git. He don't know nuffin'.
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Push random buttons on da grot-puter
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Postin' ta watch ya 'umie gitz.
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Push random buttons on da grot-puter
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/7757/grotputerready.png)
Buttons? Ya git, dis fing is state of da art orky tek. Dere ain't no buttons. Is entiley voice aktavated.
Alls ya gotta do is shout at da grot on da inside and 'e does da rest.
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>Curse at the grot for responding to your commands oh so slowly.
And chat with your friend on what to do next.
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Shake grot-puter until it does somfin' useful.
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>STUPID GROT. YOU AINT PURPLE. TELL ME YOUR SEKRITS YOU IDJIT
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Shake grot-puter until it does somfin' useful.
>STUPID GROT. YOU AINT PURPLE. TELL ME YOUR SEKRITS YOU IDJIT
Both. At the same time.
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>Curse at the grot for responding to your commands oh so slowly.
And chat with your friend on what to do next.
(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7092/garghullsprite.png)
Yoo'z shout at ya grotputer fer bein' slow. Da grot inside 'as da gall ta say dat it wasn't doin' nuffin' 'cos you didn't tell it ta do nuffin'. You'd punch da grot, but you'z only got dat one. Ya Grotsprite (grote, grite?) wouldn't be useful, 'e ain't got 'ands.
madmoonsShoota [MS] started shoutin' at goffRocker[GR]
[MS]: Oi ya git. Now'z everythin' is red and da hole warcamps falled down and da boss 'as lost 'is shoota.
[MS:] Wot's I s'posed ta do now?
[GR]: yooze sapposed ta get to da gate (dats da shiny fing up top) real fast-like
[GR]: but I spose yoo can use da masheens ta make sum more wepons
[GR]: just take da captcha code (da squiggly numbahs and lettahs on da back of ya grabbin-stuff cards) and den yooze puts dem on top of each udda and dats 'ow ya do it.
[MS]: Dat sounds really complikayted, but I'z understood ya roit an propah. Iz time ta make more dakka!
Iz finally time ta take a looks at yer captalog deck fing. Yoo'z wos never much fer usin' it. Yoo'z got a no-nonsense "grabbin' stuff fetch modus" wot means yoo put stuff in and den you grab it back out. Iz real handy loik dat.
(http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/6848/sdeck1.png)
Dere's a slugga, anuvva shoota (yoo'z only got one card in ya strife deck), a chain-choppa, sum umie 'elmet yooz found in a desert dis one time and some klaw dats as least as big as ya finga.
WOT'S WE GONNA COMBINE!?
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>Combine yous chain-choppa wit da shoota. Make da chain-choppa-shoota.
>Combine yous klaw wit da umie 'elmet. Make da 'elmet orky.
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>Combine youse shoota wit da slugga. MORE DAKKA
>Combine youse chain-choppa wit da klaw. Maybe youse can git a POWAKLAW!
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>Find DA WIERDBOY or MEKBOY. HE HAS SUM GUBBINS FOR COMBINININ GUBBINS.
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Iz time ta get ta wurk.
>Combine yous chain-choppa wit da shoota. Make da chain-choppa-shoota.
>Combine yous klaw wit da umie 'elmet. Make da 'elmet orky.
>Combine youse chain-choppa wit da klaw. Maybe youse can git a POWAKLAW!
(http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/8243/choppashotta.png)
A shoota wiff a choppa bit on da bottom. Not only iz it real well drawn, but it remind ya of a game ya played wunce. Somefin' about bugs and gubbins.
(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/7540/orkelmet.png)
Anuvva masterf'lee rendurred item. An 'elmet dat any nob would be proud ta have. Da 'elmet's even got holes for ya tusks now.
(http://img854.imageshack.us/img854/4967/clawchoppa.png)
Wot da zog? Da teef on dis choppa are... claws.
>Find DAMEKBOY. HE HAS SUM GUBBINS FOR COMBINININ GUBBINS.
Woteva. Time ta shout at da mekboy.
madmoonsShoota[MS] began shoutin' at speedfreekZappa [SZ]
[MS]: Oi, ya git, I'z need some flash gubbins for me shoota
[MS]: Just, loik, tell me da numba on da back of dere cards.
[SZ]: ROIT DEN. which gubbinz DOES YOU want then?
Wot gubbinz does you want, then?
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((What's our fetch modus?))
> Use all that phat lewt you got earlier to make MORE AND MORE DAKKA (specifically, the gunsaw hybrid).
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Ask for a spinnin' bit! Fing always work betta when days spin!
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((What's our fetch modus?))
Yoo'z wasn't payin' attention!
Yoo'z got a no-nonsense "grabbin' stuff fetch modus" wot means yoo put stuff in and den you grab it back out. Iz real handy loik dat.
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Ask for a spinnin' bit! Fing always work betta when days spin!
[MS]: Roight, get me a spinnin' bit.
[MS]: Fings always work betta when dey spin!
[SZ]:COMING RIGHT up now.
[SZ]:whiiiiir
[MS]: Is ya gonna give it to me?
[SZ]:I JUST gave it TO YA ya git. IT IZ whiiiiir.
[MS]: Zog, it is.
Yoo'z get one spinny bit.
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/8425/agear.png)
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>Paint the spinny bit red, because everything that can spin must spin faster.
Then, alchemize it with your choppashoota hybrid, and hope to get a minigun-type chainsaw shoota.
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>mix your slugga with ya orkstep machine, ta see if it makes somekinda sound based shoota
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Shor is good dat da boss is krumpin' dose gits outside for ya. Wheneva you'z ran outta gristy-bits, you'z just run out and grab more. Is like orkmas out dere.
>Paint the spinny bit red, because everything that can spin must spin faster.
Then, alchemize it with your choppashoota hybrid, and hope to get a minigun-type chainsaw shoota.
(http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/3959/gearshootacorblimey.png)
Itz .... bootiful ...
If you'z weren't an ork, ya might fink, "yeah, dis 'ere's enuff dakka", but dats typical 'umie finkin'. Stoppin' at dis point 'coz dey's scared'a wot sorta damage dey'z might do to dere puny 'umie 'ands.
>mix your slugga with ya orkstep machine, ta see if it makes somekinda sound based shoota
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7351/madmoonsslugga.png)
Dis little slugga looks like it shoots songs at da enemy. Yoo'z can even change wot song ya wanna fire, and da slider prob'ly makes it louder or woteva. Is playin' yor favourite song at da moment; Mad Moons - Real Loud.
Yoo'z 'ear a loud clunk THUNK ker-BANG SMACK zog it all THUNK outside. Iz almost da same sound az a mega-armoured nob fallin' down da stairz. Dat 'appens more dan it shood, but it'z still funny ev'ry time.
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>Go 'nd shoot dem gits outside wit yur new shoota.
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> grab grot from dat shout thingy, copy it lotz ta make more grots.
> combine grot || red spinny thing
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> grab grot from dat shout thingy, copy it lotz ta make more grots.
> combine grot || red spinny thing
This. There's no such thing as too much gretchin.
Also, make a copy of that awesome spinny shootachoppa hybrid, and go guns akimbo.
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MEK BOY. GET US SOME ROKKITS FROM THE TANKBUSTA'S OR SOME FLAMA'S FROM THE BURNA BOYZ. (gubbins for the gubbin god)
(Also. Reading DEFF SQUADRON would be some good reference material for PROPPA ORK TALK)
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MEK BOY. GET US SOME ROKKITS FROM THE TANKBUSTA'S OR SOME FLAMA'S FROM THE BURNA BOYZ. (gubbins for the gubbin god)
(Also. Reading DEFF SQUADRON would be some good reference material for PROPPA ORK TALK)
++this is not an update++
Deff Skwadron was amazing. Damn Killboy!
++this is not an update++
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WE DEPLOYED DA PAYLOAD BOSS. AND KILLBOY!
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> grab grot from dat shout thingy, copy it lotz ta make more grots.
> combine grot || red spinny thing
This. There's no such thing as too much gretchin.
Also, make a copy of that awesome spinny shootachoppa hybrid, and go guns akimbo.
Da spinny-shoota is WAY too big ta hold in one 'and. Iz a shoota, not a slugga! You'z need two hands fer dis fing.
Now. Gretchins. These gits cost lotsa grist fer sum reason. Yoo'z find it eye-ron-ik dat dey's need grot paste to be made. You'z gotta kill some ta make some, ya guess.
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5452/alchemitermediumgrotclo.png)
Zog, now dey's all ova da place. Yoo'z shove one into da alchemifing and make a mecha gretchin. Iz just as useless as da rest of 'em, but now 'e's beepin' all ova da place.
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/9884/mechagretchin.png)
MEK BOY. GET US SOME ROKKITS FROM THE TANKBUSTA'S OR SOME FLAMA'S FROM THE BURNA BOYZ.
madmoonsShoota [MS] began shoutin' at speedfreekZappa [SZ]
[MS]: Oi, give us s'more gubbins
[MS]: Like a rokkit from sum tankbusta or a flama from a burna boy or sumfin'
[SZ]: YOO'Z FINK dat i IZ JUST gonna walk UP TO a burna BOY AND ask for HIS BURNA?
[SZ]: yoo'z a DUMBA GIT dan i FOUGHT YOU woz.
[MS]: Don't ya got anyfin' else den?
[SZ]: FINE I'Z give you DIS FING
[SZ]: 5jqimper
goffRocker [GR] began shoutin' at madmoonsShoota [MS]
[GR]: oi ya git, ya boss is tryin'a climb da ladda i'z made ya
[GR]: but e's too big and keeps fallin' off
[GR]: why dont ya go froo da gate fing before ya boss krumps me perfektlee good ladda
(http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/74/batterycard.png)
yoo'z got an IMPERIAL-ISSUE VEHICLE POWER MODULE. At least, dats wot it sez on da side uv it. Yoo'z just gunna call it a battery like wot it is.
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>Punch a gretchin, 'n git up da ladda.
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Combine da singin' shoota wit da' Orky 'elmet.
Combine da singin' shoota wit da' Mad Moonz Banner.
Get a splodey ting from da mekboy, combine da splodey ting wit da mecha grot and da battery.
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Combine singing shoota with the the burna boyz' explosives.
Combine singing shoota to grot-bot.
Combine spinnychainshoota with grot-bot combined with the explosive singing shoota'
Throw grot-bot at grotsprite/gretchinsprite/grote/grite/grist.
OR:
Combine mad moonz poster to singing shoota/sonic resonator thing.
Combine explosives to singing shoota.
Throw singing shoota at grite/grote/grotsprite.
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Prototype grist, or imp paste...
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I fink we'z got enough gear for now. 'Ead out and see what the zog iz goin' on.
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I fink we'z got enough gear for now. 'Ead out and see what the zog iz goin' on.
Dis.
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I fink we'z got enough gear for now. 'Ead out and see what the zog iz goin' on.
Dis.
Let's do dis, ya gits!
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I fink we'z got enough gear for now. 'Ead out and see what the zog iz goin' on.
Dis.
Let's do dis, ya gits!
IZ ABOUT TIME, YOO'Z SICK OF ALL DIS MUKKIN' ABOUT. Yoo'z 'ead outside.
(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/2366/warcampindamedium2a.png)
Yoo'z shoot sum angry lookin' grot wiff ya gear-shoota and ya grote shoots sum green dakka at anuvva one. Is like dem metal boyz you saw dat one time, but da line ain't all squiggly.
Lookin' up at GR's 'ladda', ya see dat da boss 'az tried ta climb it, but keeps fallin' off 'coz he's so big. Dere's lotsa claw marks and punch holes. Looks like da boss keeps fallin' in da same spot, 'coz deres a hole where e'z cracked da ground.
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Overpower that warboss with your incredible death machine, the gun.
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>Climb da ladda a'ready.
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Blast does grots! WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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(http://tnypic.net/66c47.gif)
THIS IS WORTHY OF FANART.
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Battle Technique: Ork Diplomacy
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Battle Technique: Ork Diplomacy
ORK DIPLOMACY? WHAT NEXT ORK _SNI-*CELESTIAL LIONS* Oh.
>ESCAPE TO THE TOP OF THE TOWER WIDDOUT GITTIN YOUR EARS BOXED IN BY THE BOSS.
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(http://tnypic.net/66c47.gif)
THIS IS WORTHY OF FANART.
I love you always and forever.
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(http://tnypic.net/66c47.gif)
THIS IS WORTHY OF FANART.
I love you always and forever.
This is best fanart.
Hurry up, Doomshifter, and introduce us to the other humans trolls orks, so they can POSE AS A TEAM, BECAUSE S**T JUST GOT REAL.
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(http://tnypic.net/66c47.gif)
THIS IS WORTHY OF FANART.
I love you always and forever.
This is best fanart.
Hurry up, Doomshifter, and introduce us to the other humans trolls orks, so they can POSE AS A TEAM, BECAUSE S**T JUST GOT REAL.
I've got work to do today, but I'll be back later with more updates. I already have the images for GR and SZ, though I still have to make the image (and introduction) for the MYSTERIOUS FOURTH TROLL ORK, oh and all the other characters who'll appear eventually, kekeke.
I'm gonna move that picture over to the first post, Freeform.
EDIT: why did I say troll there are no trolls here
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Overpower that warboss with your incredible death machine, the gun.
You'z got ta be jokin'. Even wiv da boss missin' 'is shoota, e's still dedd-hard. E'd crump ya in secondz and laff at ya shoota all da while.
>Climb da ladda a'ready.
Welp time ta get up dis bloody laddah.
(http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/7761/climbdaladdaalready.png)
(http://gickr.com/results3/anim_cc4f4cf9-2a4d-f3d4-d13d-fbd2dae3e87e.gif)
WHO'Z DIS GIT?
Entah yor name:
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>Skramdag Shinyeyez
I just read through the thread, and, despite having no knowledge of that whole Homestuck thing, this is zoggin' cool! Ahem, I means, dis 'ere thread be's real good an' dakka an' that.
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>Skramdag Shinyeyez
I just read through the thread, and, despite having no knowledge of that whole Homestuck thing, this is zoggin' cool! Ahem, I means, dis 'ere thread be's real good an' dakka an' that.
The tradition -- ahem, da tradishun is dat ya give 'em a bad name at first and den ya give 'em a roit propah name aftah.
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Tradition? Fine.
>Wortsquat Pitstink.
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Okay, now we's got da stoopit name, (mine) an' da proper 'un. (New Guy's) Dat's da tradishun taken care of, yer?
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I think your name's better than mine, since I intentionally made it a stupid name, for the sake of tradition.
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I think your name's better than mine, since I intentionally made it a stupid name, for the sake of tradition.
The joke
Your head
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Never knew the tradition when I made my post.
> Kulldram Buzzgit
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>Skramdag Shinyeyez
> Kulldram Buzzgit
Yoozin' da powah of SELECTIN' WOT DA AUFOR FINKS SOUNDS COOLEST, yoo name dis ork...
>KULLDRAM SKRAMDAG
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5364/sroom.png)
Yoo'z a Goff, the 'ardest and meanest of all da boyz. Yoo'z like fings like KRUMPIN' UMIES FOR DERE STUFF, usin' CHOPPAS to krump wiff, listenin' ta GOFF ROCK and also PLAYIN' SUM GAMES ON YA UMIE COMPUTAH. Dere ain't no grots in dis one. Well, not since ya last 'ad a look.
WOTZ YA GONNA DO?
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>Find a GROT to put in Yur 'PUTER to makes it a MUCH ORKIER GROT PUTER. OH AND GET YER CHOPPA YOU IDJIT. WHY WOULDNT YOU HAVE THAT.
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>: Get Stompy
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>: Get Stompy
This, all of this.
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Retrieve arms from floor.
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Deface the human symbol.
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Deface the human symbol.
(http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/2729/defacetheaquila.png)
Job'z a good'un. Fank Gork ('n Mork) fer ya 'cullah changin' spray kan'.
Retrieve arms from floor.
(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/366/getyerarmschoppa.png)
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/5108/choppakind.png)
Ya put da choppa from da floor inta ya strife spesabus. As a goff, yoo'z obviusly gotta 'ave a choppa. Iz almost as importan az 'avin' a guitah.
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I found these for youz idjits for proppa worshipin
(http://img.booru.org/grognard//images/7/07b1bf81898e7f4acada310b3916e996f8e9050f.jpg)
(http://img.booru.org/grognard//images/16/09dc83a46d0bcf04881305ea0df5fd87828024e2.jpg)
>Kommand your PUTER to lay down da BEATS.
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I found these for youz idjits for proppa worshipin
(http://img.booru.org/grognard//images/7/07b1bf81898e7f4acada310b3916e996f8e9050f.jpg)
(http://img.booru.org/grognard//images/16/09dc83a46d0bcf04881305ea0df5fd87828024e2.jpg)
I think the first one is the most accurate. Opposite the table from Big E is probably Tzeentch, and Gork and Mork are staying on the opposite side of the table to peg stuff at Tzeentch.
For those playing at home, Gork and Mork are the Ork gods. One of them is kunninly brutal, and the other is brutally kunnin. Which one is which, Orks wage holy wars over (see 'Gorkamorka').
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>Kommand your PUTER to lay down da BEATS.
(http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/1680/rokkongarghull.png)
Yoo tell ya puter ta start playin' ya songs. Now it'll go froo all da songs on ya puter. Sumtimes it finds an 'umie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7fHhpKWr_Q) song, and 'umie songs is only sometimes good. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geHLdg_VNww) Fer now, iz only playin' propah orky metal, wot sounds loik someone punchin' sev'rul 'lectrik guitahs and den shootin' sumfin' and shoutin WAAAGH da hole time. Iz good stuff.
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Tell da 'umie fing to say where da utha 'umie stuff is. Not dat 'u 'ave a fing for da 'umie stuff...
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Oi, where's da boombox? Ya can't listen to goff rokk propa like wif out da boomboxes (or whatever orks would call the speakers)
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Realise that you don't fit in to the rest of
hippie ork culture.
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>Git a guitah. Make proppa rokk.
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>Git a guitah. Make proppa rokk.
>And just plug some wiring and imagine that the guitar is playing gut-bustingly loud (for 'umie standards) sounds as you pluck and strum its strings.
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>Git a guitah. Make proppa rokk.
>And just plug some wiring and imagine that the guitar is playing gut-bustingly loud (for 'umie standards) sounds as you pluck and strum its strings.
Oi, where's da boombox? Ya can't listen to goff rokk propa like wif out da boomboxes (or whatever orks would call the speakers)
(http://img688.imageshack.us/img688/8963/guitahkindcard.png)
Iz a good fing dat, unlike most gitz, yoo'z carry anuvva strife kard. Yor fav'rite 'lectric guitah is 'ere an' ya don't need no extra wires or boxes ta make it real loud.
Ya strum like mad. Da noise is deaf'nin. Some git shootz at ya house. Attacksquigs bark loudly. Weakah grots pop like grapes. Y'can't hear nuffin' but ringin'. Y'pretty sure dat da house moved a bit. Rokkin'.
Realise that you don't fit in to the rest of hippie ork culture.
WOT YOO SAY GIT? Y'WANNA GO? I'Z KRUMP YA.
RAM has been propelled by the force of the blow!
RAM has been struck down.
Tell da 'umie fing to say where da utha 'umie stuff is. Not dat 'u 'ave a fing for da 'umie stuff...
(http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/3994/findumiefings.png)
Iz lookin' now for all da uvva 'umie wotsits around da place. You'z gotta do sumfin' in da meentime. Maybe yooz otta do somefin' wiff Sgob.
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>Start Sgob. Yell at friends.
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I believe the only solution is to become a warboss, therefor we require the orkiest supplies in the world
>Combine guitar with your skull, if incapable seek a mekboy.
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>Start Sgob. Yell at friends.
Ferst fings ferst. Ya boot up Sgob's cliunt wotsit. Obviusly, MS 'az alreddy got 'iz gubbins straight, so he'z rokkin' solo. Now iz your tern ta get in before da meteors come at ya.
(http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/7374/kulldramrunsgob.png)
Looks like ya gotta wait fer ya host playa. Yoo'z open up Shoutvox and start shoutin' at 'im.
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4350/kulldramshoutvox.png)
goffRocker [GR] started shouting at speedfreaksZappa [SZ]
[GR]: oi ya git
[GR]: i'z got da sgob cliunt runnin' now
[GR]: jus waitin' fer ya ta konnekt
[SZ]: ROIT THEN. i'z get TO WORK on dat ROIT NOW.
[SZ]: iz reddy. JUST TELL me wot TA DO
Okay, so, to get some much needed diversity up in here, feel free to command GR or SZ at will. We'll make telling SZ what to do over Shoutvox anything but a federal fucking issue, so shit will happen like that. GET TA WORK YOU GROTZ!
EDIT: There is a BONUS! on the first post now.
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GR: Tell SZ ta do wot he needz ta do (deploy dem mekanikul Sgob wotsits on da floor.)
SZ: Pull da toilet (or da orkish counterpart of it.).
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I agree with the person above me, we need sgob whatits to make a uberguitar/chaingun!
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Nah, we needz ta stick th' choppa on th' guitaur ta make it killy an' flash. So's we ROKK OFF FACES!
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No, I know the ultimate weapon. POWER KLAW