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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: 1. Gremlin Sweat 2. ??? 3. PROFIT!
« on: August 22, 2015, 12:55:35 pm »
Quote from: TheHossofMoss on August 22, 2015, 12:51:38 pm

But anyways, I wonder if clown sweat is spicy?

If it is, I think I just found out what to put on the food of the elven diplomat. (Yes, I let him in and feed him. It's just that I always fuck with the food in some way or another. They were wondering for weeks why he vomited up blood just after finishing the meal.)

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: 1. Gremlin Sweat 2. ??? 3. PROFIT!
« on: August 22, 2015, 12:32:47 pm »
Guys! What if we managed to get a bunch of clowns together, lock them in a room filled with magma, and funnel out the sweat?

WE'D BE RICH!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Fortress of Shadowgraves (Succession Game)-Taking Applicants Now!
« on: April 04, 2015, 07:37:26 pm »
Quote from: maxcat61 on April 04, 2015, 07:28:31 pm
It shouldn't be that hard. After all, what could go wrong?
You have discovered an eerie cavern. The air above the dark stone floor is alive with vortices of purple light and dark, boiling clouds. Seemingly bottomless glowing pits mark the surface.

Horrifying screams come from the darkness below!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Fortress of Shadowgraves (Succession Game)-Taking Applicants Now!
« on: April 04, 2015, 07:20:33 pm »
Quote from: maxcat61 on April 04, 2015, 07:07:22 pm
Next thing: Where are all the craftsdwarf's workshops?
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Down by a stockpile underground. Making infinite amounts of pots.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Fortress of Shadowgraves (Succession Game)-Taking Applicants Now!
« on: April 04, 2015, 07:05:11 pm »
Well Max, have fun with the siege!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Fortress of Shadowgraves (Succession Game)-Taking Applicants Now!
« on: April 04, 2015, 06:21:01 pm »
THE RULE OF OGRETIME

3rd of Granite, 109

The siege was only 6 goblins, and they all got decimated. No harm done.
Immediately after, some chucklenut names his silver mace. Great. I don't care. Now get out of my office.

Taking a look down to the grand forge room, or, "Forgeton"... "Forgetown"? I don't fucking know, I see that we only have zinc and some stray other bars/wafers.
Fan-fucking-tastic. How did we even make ALL these FUCKING steel weapons?

(okay, actually, I can't deal with this low FPS. Sorry guys! Just go back to cheesemaker's save, whoever's next.)

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Fortress of Shadowgraves (Succession Game)-Taking Applicants Now!
« on: April 04, 2015, 06:09:02 pm »
Quote from: TheCheeseMaker on April 04, 2015, 06:05:50 pm
So I drafted all the migrants from last year into the military and assigned them all uniforms. I didn't, however, actually check to make sure that they actually had weapons and armor. So if it's a big siege, we might have a ton of casualties.  Have fun!
We had no casualties. The goblins got completely decimated by the Wimps. GOD BLESS THE WIMPS.
Quote from: Chaoseed on April 04, 2015, 06:08:51 pm
The fortress made sense when I finished, what have you all been doing since then? :P
Everything is so convoluted and I can't find the fucking carpenters where are they.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Fortress of Shadowgraves (Succession Game)-Taking Applicants Now!
« on: April 04, 2015, 05:46:00 pm »
YEAR #WHOCARES, THE RULE OF OGRETIME.

1st of Granite, 109.

*The following was taken from a journal found in the ruins of the fortress of Shadowgraves. It details the rule of the Overseer "Ogretime"*
What the hell.
What the everloving shit.
I just got appointed as the leader of this fortress, despite having no idea how to run ANYTHING. These dwarves are crazy, I swear.
Anyways, they slammed a hat on my head, and told me I was chosen as overseer. From the tone of their voices, I assumed that if I said "No", the net person I would've seen would be the Hammerer. So, naturally, I said yes.
First thing I noticed about this Armok forsaken hellhole is that NOTHING. MAKES. ANY. SENSE.
Seriously. Were all the Overseers sick in the head? Were they too drunk? WHY?
Second thing I noticed is that a room full of coffins ISN'T ENGRAVED! What a disgrace! What blasphemy! Why do these maniacs deny the dead of a rest of riches? Again, WHY?
I designate it to be engraved.
Taking a look at our stock, I see that we... won't be needing any food for a while. Still, I set the stills to make drinks. We must keep our stocks high to ensure nobody, y'know, DIES.

"A vile force of darkness has arrived!"
Fuck.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Fortress of Shadowgraves (Succession Game)-Taking Applicants Now!
« on: April 04, 2015, 04:58:02 pm »
Okay. I have a problem
I copy Shadowgraves to my saves folder but nothing shows up in the actual game.
What version are we using right now?
EDIT: Updated version, got it working. It's a .24 save.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Fortress of Shadowgraves (Succession Game)-Taking Applicants Now!
« on: April 04, 2015, 04:47:10 pm »
Nice! Alright, I'll get on it now, and I'll update later.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Fortress of Shadowgraves (Succession Game)-Taking Applicants Now!
« on: April 03, 2015, 07:02:15 pm »
And after Blackops, I'll be up to bat.
Don't kill the fortress before I get a chance to screw it up, alright?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: March 30, 2015, 02:06:30 pm »
2 years in, made several expensive artifacts, rooms full of masterwork engravings, beauty out the wazoo.
Still no invaders.
Not even a 5 man siege.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Fortress of Shadowgraves (Succession Game)-Taking Applicants Now!
« on: March 28, 2015, 06:59:58 am »
But the real question is:
Is Vabok going to be okay?

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DF General Discussion / Re: Your fortress pattern and why I want to know it.
« on: March 11, 2015, 06:52:04 pm »
Though I never got any pictures of it, my fortress was more or less "put shit wherever there's an open space.".

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Fortress of Shadowgraves (Succession Game)-Taking Applicants Now!
« on: March 05, 2015, 06:49:13 pm »
I too would like to join the great overseer list.
Sounds fantastic
What could go wrong?

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