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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Abbey of Books - A Autumn Kingdom Succession Fort!
« on: January 15, 2022, 12:40:08 pm »
Quote from: Salmeuk on January 14, 2022, 06:12:04 pm
[...]
The remaining dwarves are now holed up in the turkey barn complex. The staircase is located on the outside and thus the dwarves are segregated into their respective rooms.  [...]

Dwarven spy!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Smallhands - from cowering to echidnas to training grizzlies
« on: December 15, 2021, 09:40:53 pm »
Quote from: delphonso on December 14, 2021, 10:07:53 pm
Wow! The Age of Legends! Great work on a well-written and exceptionally violent turn! Spriggans, do you want to take it?

Quote from: Bombyx Mori on December 14, 2021, 03:16:36 am
As an extra thing I noticed while creating a nice dining room for my dwarf, the dwarves carved a set of five engravings on the wall. From left to right they depict:

  • Lorsith Weevilmessiah.
  • Ikud the blind demon killing a dwarf.
  • The symbol of Smallhands.
  • The symbol of the Mint Sack, our civilization.
  • A table cut gem.

So on one side we have Lorsith and their evil minions, and on the other the Mint Sack and their treasure. The only thing standing between them is Smallhands. Quite a lot of meaning for some random engravings.

I love this interpretation so much.
[...]

Hear hear!

That was quite a turn, getting tested like that right in the opening days.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« on: November 30, 2021, 06:43:59 pm »
That was kinda fun but I don't think I want to do it again.

Also, to whoever's next, I only got a few days done in Granite before this poor laptop couldn't take it.  The game day should be the 7th or 8th, as I recall.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Bacon Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« on: November 30, 2021, 03:29:19 pm »
Lgog of who the hell am I again?

Took another shot, blood oranges taste fuckging good.

okay these chumpettes have elected me overseer somehow- what?  What do you mean I claimed it last night?!  I was sober last night!  Eh sod it, time to do some reorganising around here.

First off, there’s not enough smooth stone to... *ahem*, everyone’s an ENGRAVER now!

They used to call me Cog, but plants are fucking terrifying so you lot can call me Hog-Cog-Millet now!

* belch

Alright everyone get to *belch* get to work already- wait are these our only two damn famrs what is this crap, alright time to fix that



what do you mean there’s NO GLASS FURNACES screw it im’ way too dunk to be dealing with this shet just tear down a forge and stick a glass thing in there

Heheh glass things huh, I got some glass things I’d like to make if there’s any sand... heh, glass...

Why the fuck are you making a zinc ring, who wants that crap?!

tim e for another shot I’m starting to lose the effects, how horrifying

THE TAVERN IS FULL OF FACKING JUNK



someone sober must have designed this entranc epath becausew hat the HELL is that???  Get back to hurk, you sluckers!

Who’s a fine stone block, yes you aaaaaare...

wheeeere the fcuk is the still?!  Oh there it is- what do you mean “that’s another kitchen”- oh deernuts it is/  sO where’s the STILL?!

More blood oranges, tastea waaayyyy too god to be alcoholic ‘cause youj ust wanna CHUG it but that’d probably kill a man
...good thing we’re not MEN *SNORT*

found it

screw thism I’m building a tower, I got idead- YOU MOTHER OF FOUL FOWLSPAWN ph wiat secretivbe moodsare perfectly saaaafe

right okay so, tower time.  There are NOT ENOUGH masonry shoooooooooooOOOOOOP!S

this... this horrific tragedy fo crapish proportionatess shall NOT STAND- wait, no, the shops will stand, once they’re built, anf weget... shops.  That ware standing.  STANDING!!

ah faknuts the secretive guy wanst rough gems and I dont’ see depo...depists- no okay no I see no uh, gem cluster bibots...things.

The undergrous lakes in the lakces look like LUNGS



dig.  you fools.  DIG that epxlodararey (ed. "exploratory") tunnel to find the geeeeems for me bloody necklace of black  puddingg- wait
what
what/
what?

hey a giant oldm and a giant cave tod are fighting soemewhere, the olm is filling the lakes with chunder

conscrtuion (ed. "construction") of the tower proceeds at a pace that could best be described as “WHERE THE CACK ARE YOU SLACKERS” and uncharitabyl as “what wall and floors”

alright which oen of you jokers made a bracelte o’ yer own HAIR an’ leeft it iin the FACKING hospital?!  Come pick up your sock bracelet!

Okay basically nothing is happening because everyone is too bloody sober and they just runnign around...ORGANISING
ORAGNS
wait oranges?  Alrigth fine oenm ore shot and then I’mmaha ve to ... go lie odnw and watch futurama

oh shit



Oi you two in the still!  What are you doi- oh my GODS are you having disgusting dwarfsex over a mug of beer in there?!  (fro real they’r just stackfed on top of each other in the still, one drinking and ones leeping, it’s creepy as faiuck.)

(and my pwoer’s running out – i have a solar power system but no grid pwoer so games go throughi t pretty fast)

BARFIGHT

“Your story sucked!”  “Yours sucked, AND your short fat hairy mother!”



kick that overgrown hairless ape’s arsenozzle!  And by that I mean kick its ASS, irght in the donkey!

some shitty human justt ried to beat up a DOG of all things, the nmoron

alright spring’s over time to give our battery a break


Alright time to start up again.  Got some weird thing made of some sort of leaves, I never really paid much attention but it tastes good so we’ll go with that.  Gimme a bit to get the effects going...

ahyep thre we go
alrgiht ket’s get this starty farted

continue my TOWER you sober sonsof humans, BUILD tot he skies!  THE SKIES!  we shall conquer the very air with our... sky-piercing shaft of hollows!

wait
WHAT



WHAT IM’ SORRY YOU WHAHT

okaya so for the record it is 257-04-02 adn somehwo that happened

PULL
THE LEVERS

yesssss.a
we shall seeee the splatterings of... waitthats’ lunch
okay you goblins- DWARFS?!



the lsisst (ed. "list") goes on but  yousee my delemm- dilmea- dil- you know what  Ime an YUO CAN SEE THE PROBLEM HERE

THEY’RE SOREBER
sobber
ssure

zofdberg
zoid thati s

whtat ddo you mean thee mu (ed. "the emu") is fighting, do I lookd soaber engough to care?
okay it’sa sa a moosefs moses moose now waht do i care GET INSIDEB EFORE THE ANTIDURUNKENS KILL US ALL
ro worsse take our ale,that t’s horrifyigng

movvning on let’ssju ts goto  bed and wait this ala l out, right, rigthght CLOSE THE GAETRES

um.
ofkay anmailas and dwfarvfes are dyging left and right    what do Id o, I’m o confused
help



oops crajp.
sofar thats’s five dwfraves and a bbnuch of pets?  welpe-
HELP-



aw nutsg

and unfortrunately thsi latptop canbarely handle thegame nomrallybut this nvvasion has basicaylyl brought it to a standtstlil

no jo ke wev'e gotlike 1-3FpsS, (edit1:  And the new laptop was overheating, did I mention that?  Seems Millet's death was rather symbolic, perhaps.) sorry all btu lookfor the save in a fewhorsu when I’m... nggot so ingot.

Edit1:  Save:  https://dffd.bay12games.com/file.php?id=15757

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« on: November 30, 2021, 02:23:21 pm »
Alright, I'm starting up with something one of the guys brewed from some leaf... thing.  I'll post whatever I manage to complete in a few hours.

Hmm it tastes like pumpkin seeds, hemp hearts, and granola all at once... with a bit of artichoke or those big mushrooms you find on some burgers... it's a weird taste but somehow not bad.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Bacon Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« on: November 29, 2021, 09:39:05 pm »
My apologies, my laptop died and I was unable to finish my turn.  I can attempt to finish tomorrow unless someone else wants to take over.  Either way, I'll post whatever I have then.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Bacon Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« on: November 16, 2021, 07:37:04 pm »
Okay Iwent to scroll through the Zs and the game unpaused itself for a few dicks for some reason

The fort is so imbued with intoxcicats that I swear it can't even get commandds roight.

Fccccccckkkkkkk it I'm taking another shot and mucning some peanut butt granola.

Id PeakArmour is so facked that she's got asthma!



Why are the stockpiles these weird fucking columns?!  You'll spill less wine if you use rows, you know?!

Why the fuck is nobody dwarfed

Where in the name of heavy CRAMPSIS THE netraceTO THE fort

arlight I finished spring btu my battery is low (we're on solar-only, no grid power here) so I'llcome back to it... either tomorrow night or day afterrt, dont' wanna drink severalda ys in a row ya know?  As hilarious an evening as it's been...

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Bacon Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« on: November 16, 2021, 07:24:57 pm »
Alright i"ve had a shot of whater this orange-and-wine stuff is and apparently it's stronger than usual so I'm gonna just... hope I can upload a damn file at the end

Unless someone's already taking a turn?

P.S.  Iread the title as "We Hath Bacon" and I like it despite the fact that meat makes me chunder like a fish, so I put the bacon in the box, and so there.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Smallhands - slowly running out of ghouls
« on: November 13, 2021, 12:49:55 am »
* Moonstone is cackling.

Love the way you worked that in there, Recon, utterly brilliant.

(Also:  "Pouring" is to dump out a liquid or something that acts like a liquid, such as beer or sand; "poring" is to examine information, such as a document.)

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [We Hath Become Death, the Destroyers of Worlds]
« on: November 13, 2021, 12:28:07 am »
Are "local" brews of unknown ABV acceptable?  We don't exactly have testing equipment, heh.

I say 'tis even more dwarfy to go this route!  What say thee?  (totally not mildly blasted already)

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: November 11, 2021, 12:40:47 am »
Quote from: Schmaven on November 10, 2021, 06:20:21 am
Dear Urist Pumpoperator,
When a pump has been built, there is no need to immediately begin pumping by hand.  I will let you know when it is safe to pump.  You have killed 2 dwarves...

From the private journal of Urist "Totally Not A Psychopath" Pumpoperator:
"I kill two dwarves in the morning, I kill two dwarves at night.  I kill two dwarves in the afternoon..."

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Smallhands - slowly running out of ghouls
« on: November 11, 2021, 12:30:54 am »
Quote from: recon1o6 on November 08, 2021, 07:45:52 pm
[...]and poured over the manifest[...]

Human in disguise!  What a shameful waste of good booze.  Even the worst plump helmet wine deserves better treatment than to be poured on documents!

(Was that an intentional pun or a typo?  Quite possibly the most dwarven of typos if so.)

Also, I'd like to request a dwarfing!  Anyone who values introspection, if there is one, otherwise a cook or brewer.  Named Fescue and claims the title of Nap Queen.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Shatterfate - A woodless/stoneless Succession Fort
« on: September 24, 2018, 06:45:22 pm »
Quote from: Fleeting Frames on September 23, 2018, 08:25:40 am
In regards to Kamatec: Alt-A gui/automaterial (+ workflow if desired) can change what material you use for input.

Well damn.  Unfortunately, I didn't figure out what was going on until  the end of my turn when I decided to watch the number of porcelain bricks.

Quote from: Fleeting Frames on September 23, 2018, 08:25:40 am
Making the second level out of clear glass windows or grates would be unclimbable, and could be seen through. Grates versus windows is a question for archery forces, though. On that note, gate without mechanism is still a chokepoint - how's the military?

I was actually thinking walls and then fortifications and an overhang on the third level.  It would probably work just fine to do that on the second level instead though.

I have no idea.  Last I knew, the previous overseer had set exactly one dwarf in the militia to be training at a time.  I then proceeded to forget the militia entirely.

Quote from: Fleeting Frames on September 23, 2018, 08:25:40 am
How do you fail a crafts possession, anyway? Not enough llama wool? No raw crystal glass? Shells?

Well, you see, the thing is this:  I completely forgot about them after watching them gather a few things.

Overall, I blame sleep deprivation.

P.S.  I set restricted traffic in the pasture area on the western half, to allow trees to grow.  There are a crapton of saplings there.  There's a single-tile path next to the walls with a normal traffic designation.

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Shatterfate - A woodless/stoneless Succession Fort
« on: September 23, 2018, 03:27:15 am »
Save here:  Linky!

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Shatterfate - A woodless/stoneless Succession Fort
« on: September 20, 2018, 04:53:40 am »

just about had it with you bloody wankers

Amanita set the last block of nickel into place and sealed it, finishing the inner eastern wall, before opening the missive.  'There's been a lot of settling in the surrounding area.  I do wonder what's going on with that.'  "Well, cheeky bastards or not, we're going to show this lot just what we can bloody do when we have a mind to do it.  The second floor is accessible, let's get those bricks and floor it in- damn it, Kametec, where are the bricks!"

"Sod off!  It is already a bleedin' furnace in here without the kiln running all day!"  """Yeah!"""

"Kametec, there's something you need to know, mate.  Remember the daemon llama?  Do you wanna be cooled-off an'dead, or 'd you rather sweat for a couple weeks and live?  'cause, mate, you're gonna get us all the former if you don't make those bloody bricks.  Now go back up there and get us a good batch o' bricks so we can keep working on the walls to save our ar- 'Giz?  Oi, mate, you alright?  That's a creepy look you've got there..."



"Hillocks, Bellsbored, half a day southeast, future prosperity, wankers, wankers, wankers.  Can someone give me some actual good news?"



"That is not good news.  That is stupid news."  *fumble fumble crack rip*  "Oilywinds, day south, thriving *snort* economy, you cheeky pricks.  No more coal?!  Someone bring me some good news, dammit!"




"That's it.  I give up.  Screw you lot, screw every last one of you bloody wankers."

 - - - - -

(Will update this post as I finish winter)
(Playing while deprived of proper sleep is going to be fun :P)

Alright, turn's over.  Save incoming shortly.  Some important points:
- I did *not* manage to get the drawbridges linked up yet, you're probably not going to be able to close the gates in time.
- We are effectively out of pots/barrels.
- Kametec's making porcelain bricks instead of earthenware bricks, and I've no idea how to change that without annoying micro-management of stockpiles and stockpile links.
- The first z-level of the outer walls is complete, save for the aforementioned failure to link the gates.  Making the second out of clear glass would be bloody brilliant, but do whatever you think.  Silver might be nice.  Gold would be hilarious, and we've plenty of the stuff.

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