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DF General Discussion / Re: Post your t-shirt ideas!
« on: August 07, 2009, 03:03:26 pm »
A bunch of fisherdwarves fleeing the scene of a river full of frenzied carp.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Bay 12 Recorded Call #2: Your Questions!
« on: August 07, 2009, 03:00:11 pm »
Will mega beasts become playable? If so, how will they handle?
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DF General Discussion / Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« on: May 24, 2009, 11:24:09 am »
It's Armok controlling them, that's the only logical answer.
Why else would they butcher kittens and randomly sentence each other to a spike-filled death?
Why else would they butcher kittens and randomly sentence each other to a spike-filled death?
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DF General Discussion / Re: The Saying of Urist McMurphy (aka DF Murphy's Law)
« on: April 27, 2009, 05:25:16 am »
Law of Undead Elephants: They will kill exactly the dwarf you liked/needed the most, despite where they are.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Scariest Historical figures
« on: April 27, 2009, 05:22:21 am »
I once met a human marksman in adventure mode who had 25 pages worth of jewelry and a very long name. I forget how many things he killed but it must've been a lot.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Future of the Fortress: List of Remaining Items
« on: April 21, 2009, 05:15:03 am »As a Dutchman, I have to correct you there, we didn't make an island, we made a big dam around an area and set up winmill-powered pumps to get/keep 'em dry. That's why polders tend to have a ring of water around them, getting rid of rainwater.That is quite awesome.
Anyway, back to the discussion. I like the idea of being able to make those kind of islands, and being able to demolish them later, as it would enable us to make free-standing, windowed, non-rectangular underwater fortresses. which are awesome.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The Ultimate Iron Bolt
« on: March 27, 2009, 08:00:44 am »
Dwarves like everything to be encircled with bands and menaced with spikes. Even the chairs.
Ouch.
Ouch.
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DF General Discussion / Re: It's Official,
« on: March 24, 2009, 05:17:46 am »
I had a dream that I was a dwarf harassing patrons of a bar, I guess that'd have something to do with DF.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarf Hospital!
« on: March 24, 2009, 05:15:45 am »
Urist West -- Reanimator?
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DF General Discussion / Re: Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water...
« on: March 24, 2009, 05:12:41 am »
I bet the elves made them.
Tricky fuckers.
Tricky fuckers.
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DF General Discussion / Re: What sort of horrifying depraved voilent bloody ect. can we do to a wambler
« on: March 24, 2009, 05:10:02 am »
Link lever to upright spike/spear
Pull lever R
Pull lever R
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DF General Discussion / Re: Chimpanzee Attacks on Dwarves?
« on: March 06, 2009, 06:12:10 am »
Was it shot to death afterwards?
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: NPC SEX! I guess...
« on: February 23, 2009, 07:13:01 pm »
Crossbowmen are apparently so attached to their bows that they sleep with them.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Dwarven Jokes
« on: February 23, 2009, 07:04:02 pm »Exactly.A dwarf, his wife and son, and an elf go on stage to perform.
The dwarf soils himself and throws his <+cave spider silk thong+> at the elf.
It hits him in the head and explodes, spilling blood, skull fragments, and gray matter everywhere.
The dwarf son and father rape the bleeding neck hole and the ass of the elf's corpse while the mother wallows in the blood and excrement.
They all finish in one big "Tadaa!", and someone in the crowd asks "So, what do you call yourselves?"
They answer in unison, "The Philosophers!"
uh... [Barbarossa has mandated the construction of 1/1 punchlines]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_(joke)
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DF Modding / Re: Dwarf Fortress Modding Features Aggregator
« on: February 23, 2009, 06:25:54 pm »
I'd like to see a token that lets creatures do disgusting things in adventure mode, like eat chunks/limbs and lap up blood of it's body.