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« on: June 09, 2015, 08:41:06 am »
DoomDrone: Groundhog Day meets Saving Private Ryan.
DoomDrone: Did I already mention Shadowrun meets iDOLM@STER? I think I did.
DoomDrone: Yes, I did.
DoomDrone: I could print money.
DoomDrone: But that sounds ambitious and I'm in antithesis of ambition mode, so maybe some other day.
DoomDrone: But re-approach that other idea. You're producing for a team of teenage girls, usually orphans, perhaps underprivileged youths, or neglected by their disgustingly wealthy parents with unmonitored access to expensive firearms, gadgets and explosives.
DoomDrone: You fix their jobs, arrange for the camera crew (think journalists who cover wars!), the insurance policy (an orc with cyber-spurs)... you have an instant hit. It's supposed to be a milk run, but four little girls make getting one under from Big Corporate look /good/.
DoomDrone: Women want you. Men want to be you! Well, no, neither of those things, but you get to groom and nurture a bunch of hormonal teens into killing machines in a grossly negligent manner.
DoomDrone: And... the other idea... I don't know. Tom Hanks leads his men through the D-Day invasion over, and over, and over again, into a psychosomatic, nihilistic romp of senseless slaughter.
DoomDrone: Totally metal, but probably not good cinema.