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Messages - ungulateman

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: January 06, 2012, 04:32:37 am »
2 words: lava pressure...

2 more words: FACE PALM

One of these days I am going to build a fortress with tunnels crisscrossing the map for a lava cannon.  It will have pin-point accuracy.  Like putting a scope on a shotgun.

Build six.

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So, gentlemen, the question is: what do I do with her?

Whatever temple design you come up with, you should floor it with grates. On the Z level below the grates you should have thousands and  thousands of pieces of burning lignite, so that the entire temple level is constantly wreathed in flame and smoke. (Since the dragon is fireproof.)

This. This is fantastic.

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DF Suggestions / Re: Improved Farming, Rebooted: Violate the Earth!
« on: February 07, 2011, 03:42:34 am »
[INVADERS:NO]

There's your option to turn the military off. ;)

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A little easter egg?
« on: December 20, 2010, 09:03:42 am »
I believe it used to insult you and pretty much say 'This isn't D&D'. It may have been a different input than 'Elec'.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A little easter egg?
« on: December 20, 2010, 05:33:21 am »
Another good easter egg is typing "Elec" into the manager. I don't know if it works anymore.

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Dear UristMcAlligator,

That snailman didn't do anything to you, yet you tore it in half. Good job, we'll be capturing and taming you post-haste.

Your friendly neighbourhood fortress

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Face Palm moments you had
« on: December 20, 2010, 01:54:26 am »
Just built a giant 70-z level pump stack for magma with some 50 windmills powering it, turned it on.

It burst into flames and came crashing down all the way to the magma sea. It was made of wood.
God.
Fucking.
Damnit.

Oh well, time to do it again, but with steel this time!

[TEMPERATURE:NO]

lololol

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: A little easter egg?
« on: December 20, 2010, 01:53:58 am »
Supercomputers almost always rely on numbers of cores, not processing power.

So even a supercomputer isn't doing anything special there.

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DF General Discussion / Re: 16 New Domestic Animals, eh?
« on: December 20, 2010, 01:47:36 am »
From what I can tell it's a description of the taste. So a beer can be dry or not-dry or whatever.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Rainseeker's Animal Sponsorship Drive
« on: December 19, 2010, 11:30:36 pm »
The kakapo. It's so dumb, it's forgotten that it's forgotten how to fly.

This leads to it running up a tree to escape a predator, taking flight, and landing in a graceless heap on the ground.

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DF General Discussion / Re: 16 New Domestic Animals, eh?
« on: December 19, 2010, 11:28:21 pm »
It's sort of hard to drink dried alcohol.

Doesn't it just evaporate, anyway? How can you have a 'dry' beverage?

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: What to do now
« on: December 18, 2010, 11:27:03 pm »
Nope. Nerve damage is always permanent, forever.

I removed the [HAS_NERVES] tags from dwarves. Guess why.

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Tilesets and Graphics / Re: Ironhand's Graphics Set (0.31.18 version out!)
« on: December 18, 2010, 08:48:04 pm »
We just get the question a lot, so some people react negatively. Those people are awful, socially inept human beings.

I don't even see how I was being a jerk. :v

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What's going on in your fort?
« on: December 18, 2010, 09:19:58 am »
My first for of the evening sorta went awkward when skeletal alligators turned up and started shaking everything to pieces.

My current fort is supposed to be flat, but there's a minor river running with a natural dam blocking it from flooding a small indentation. Homemade lake time!

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: How have you been dying recently?
« on: December 18, 2010, 09:13:15 am »
My latest adventurer had just beaten a bandit warlord, after crippling a few of their followers.

I get ambushed by one of the people I cut a hand off. She's a maceman who's only holding a shield.

We strike, parry each other's hits a lot, and then the first hit that goes through is a fatal kick to the head. Guess who was on the recieving end.

Bullshit.

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