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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Ridiculous Artifacts
« on: January 13, 2022, 03:46:43 pm »
A visiting intelligent undead stole my artifact iron bucket from its pedestal in the temple. I did not identify the culprit until he was making his way to the exit. Piqued at his gall, I sent my military to kill him.
As it turns out, an artifact iron bucket is a formidable weapon. He killed two of my steel-clad dwarves and was breaking the legs of a third before my Captain of the Guard chopped his head open. The bucket was then returned to its pedestal, now spattered with blood. I like to pretend my dwarves are humbled by its sloppy, gruesome coat of paint.
As it turns out, an artifact iron bucket is a formidable weapon. He killed two of my steel-clad dwarves and was breaking the legs of a third before my Captain of the Guard chopped his head open. The bucket was then returned to its pedestal, now spattered with blood. I like to pretend my dwarves are humbled by its sloppy, gruesome coat of paint.