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« on: March 26, 2024, 01:47:15 pm »Quote from: Revision: Wovenmen Aqualungs
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Dr Welliam Toll? It's a story no Wovenman would tell you. And they have a good reason...
Accused of murder, attempted murder, medical malpractice, and general mayhem, Dr Toll vanished into the woods immediately after the Day the Music Died. Consequently, the good doctor's dullard brother Jethro inherited what remained of the Toll estate. An unsophisticated man, he converted the ruined lot into a pig farm.
While some would dispute calling the Wovenmen a "secret society," they do have their own rules and do take care of their own. While death and mutilation by the hands of "doctors" was frequent in the matriculation of a Wovenman, the death of a mature Wovenman was unusual. At the very least, this merited a discrete and measured investigation.
In the dead of the night, Jethro was snatched by a pair of Wovenmen from the estate. While disappointed they didn't have the man they were looking for, surely a thorough interrogation would lead to his precise whereabouts. However, despite extensive application of the "water cure," Jethro proved surprisingly resistant to questioning.
Yet the good doctor's days were still numbered. White-collar surgeons apparently don't make great frontier survivalists. His fieldcraft was weak, and the haggard and emaciated doctor soon proved an easy quarry for the Wovenmen. With both the brothers and the estate in their hands, the Wovenmen set to learning the secrets of Mutaxol. Of course, the science of Mutaxol is a complex beast, far beyond the full comprehension of the two Wovenmen inquisitors.
...Yet they tried their best.
The doctor provided a more typical response to the water cure, and accurately described the events surrounding the soon to be infamous Day the Music Died. But as to what the hell Mutaxol was and how it worked? Obviously, he was lying. Fed up with his pseudo-scientific mumbo jumbo, they decided to throw Jethro bound into a well until his brother admitted his deceits.
After five minutes of desperate pleading and gargling thrashing, the two inquisitors reluctantly came to two conclusions:
1. So maybe the Doctor isn't lying.
2. Man, that guy isn't going to drown, is he?
Not long after handing the case off to more academically inclined elements of the Wovenmen, Wovenmen began demonstrating a new ability: breathing underwater.
While a trade secret of a Wovenmen, it is believed that when Mutaxol is metabolized by swine, a serum can be extracted from the blood. Intravenous application of the Mutaxol Swine Serum induces a mutation in the alveoli of the lungs, granting the water breathing capabilities. (At some point they do have to cough out all that water though... which isn't pretty, and thus is done privately as yet another trade secret of the Wovenmen.)
Naturally, the scientific achievement of the "Aqualung" is wholly an accomplishment of the Wovenmen themselves. The fugitive Toll Brothers are nothing but folklore now, and anyone who asserts otherwise is clearly a Southern sympathizer.
