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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Possibly the most unique weapon yet used.
« on: June 16, 2007, 03:28:00 am »DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Coolest randomly generated kobold fortress
« on: June 14, 2007, 01:37:00 pm »DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Worst\Hilarious Battles
« on: June 15, 2007, 05:09:00 am »quote:
Originally posted by Andrelius:
<STRONG>How I found out they wore thongs was because one pounced on a cyclops, and the cyclops was grabbing her thong.</STRONG>
Was it made of felsite?
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Worst\Hilarious Battles
« on: June 14, 2007, 03:05:00 pm »quote:
Originally posted by Keilden:
<STRONG>Did you drown in the vomit?</STRONG>
Acidic vomic dissolves your head!
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: do you...
« on: June 16, 2007, 02:07:00 am »quote:
Originally posted by Funkadelic Jive Turkey:
<STRONG>I wonder what ESRB rating this game would get...</STRONG>
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: do you...
« on: June 16, 2007, 12:20:00 am »A hydra once got a hold of me with all his heads and had fun killing me slowly.. No further detail needed.
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: wow head on a stick
« on: June 19, 2007, 10:24:00 pm »quote:
Originally posted by Keiseth:
[QB
You kick the =Bronze Spear=! Your left leg is run through by the =Bronze Spear=! You have died.[/QB]
You kick at the empty air! Your leg snap in two and hits in in the head! It explodes in gore!
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: wow head on a stick
« on: June 07, 2007, 09:23:00 am »I want to kill someone with a flying head that was kicked like a soccer ball.
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: newbie question about water and wearing items
« on: June 01, 2007, 12:41:00 pm »
Anything with "small" "large" or, "narrow" will not be able to be worn by you.
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Safety first :)
« on: May 26, 2007, 11:00:00 am »quote:
Originally posted by TotalPigeon:
<STRONG>Perhaps the arrow hit the forehead, split at the halfway point, the first half sliding down the skull and going down through the nose into the neck and the second half piercing the skull? Eh? Eh?</STRONG>
that's a damn good arrow
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Safety first :)
« on: May 25, 2007, 07:07:00 pm »DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Starting Out
« on: May 30, 2007, 03:15:00 am »quote:
Originally posted by Misterstone:
<STRONG>As far as I am concerned, until missile weapons are fixed (ie, spinning mud can no longer cause someone to explode), they are contraband. Too easy!Of course, you might want to make an exception for when you come across a missile weapon-using badguy.</STRONG>
BAH, charge 'em I say!
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Starting Out
« on: May 24, 2007, 04:32:00 pm »quote:
Originally posted by Trae:
<STRONG>It's also notable that dwarves can usually not equip anything that you find laying out there. My best hammerdwarf cleared out a ruin full of zombies and destroyed the boss. But he couldn't equip anything from said boss because it was all too big. Which made me sad.</STRONG>
That's why, if you're going for good-medium armor, you only go for ruins in dwarven civilizations, because those ruins have dwarven undead.
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Starting Out
« on: May 24, 2007, 12:25:00 pm »quote:
Originally posted by Dwarmin:
<STRONG>I think most people die from dogpiles of enemies or wandering into savage or evil areas unknowingly-try to not to go to deep into a cave or ruin, stick to the edge, so you can retreat when 15 skeletons run at you.</STRONG>
Or else they rape you in some hentai-esque way.