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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: October 04, 2010, 06:27:23 am »
Dear Urist McBabbyOven,
Congratulations on the birth of your first child with Urist McLegendaryMason. However, i would like to offer a few tips when/if the next child comes to be.
1. We just recently got our hospital up and running. We even got a doctor in the last migrant wave. These services are available to everyone in this mountainhome free of charge to keep you and everyone else in tip top shape. (this includes that tiny scratch on your right hand you got from a giant tiger which you killed with your BARE HANDS)
2. At least birth in your room, not in the brew stockpiles while casually getting a drink. I'm pretty sure the 5 children who were less than 2 feet from you were a tad confused.
Signed, your appalled overseer.
Congratulations on the birth of your first child with Urist McLegendaryMason. However, i would like to offer a few tips when/if the next child comes to be.
1. We just recently got our hospital up and running. We even got a doctor in the last migrant wave. These services are available to everyone in this mountainhome free of charge to keep you and everyone else in tip top shape. (this includes that tiny scratch on your right hand you got from a giant tiger which you killed with your BARE HANDS)
2. At least birth in your room, not in the brew stockpiles while casually getting a drink. I'm pretty sure the 5 children who were less than 2 feet from you were a tad confused.
Signed, your appalled overseer.