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General Discussion / Re: This Is Why I'm A Cynic
« on: April 25, 2011, 11:34:53 pm »
I thought US immigration forms actually asked if you have ever had anything to do with a terrorist organization? (Along with asking if you've ever been in contact with drugs, which makes things kinda difficult for the Dutch...)

Reminds me of the world's most pointless war: The Netherlands vs Jamaica.

There can only be one winner.

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General Discussion / Re: Syria - Now what?
« on: April 25, 2011, 08:06:51 pm »
Don't worry, Urist will backpedal and say it was a blatant troll joke when challenged on something like that.

Classy.

What I meant was that Phmcw will say stuff like: "Sorry, my drug addled communist mind can't grasp such a complicated American idea as that."

This fits with the way Euro trash are seen in the American media, using comedic stereotypes to mask a lack of a rebuttal pisses me off.

Wut? "drug addled communist" "This fits with the way Euro trash are seen in the American media"?
European low class are reported as "drug addled communist" in American media?

And to add to the general incomprehension, while I happen to use caricature sometime, I didn't use any in the post you quoted.



Re-read the post, I said it was a comedic stereotype.

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General Discussion / Re: Syria - Now what?
« on: April 25, 2011, 06:45:29 pm »
guys, I thought everyone already knew urist was a troll.  There's plenty of evidence (browse my latest though not recent posts -22 march and before-) no matter how effective he might think his system is.  Immediately after being called a troll he will say that people who disagree are not trolls, please don't call him that.  After being shown evidence of his trolling, he will use some Cartman-ish sounding phrase ("screw you guys, I'm going heeome") and vanish temporarily in search of other threads to try and "disrupt". 

My only hope is that he is really young and bored and someday, he will find something a tad more useful to do with his life.

EDIT:  date

This is being detrimental to the forum as a whole, by not reporting trolls you're helping to decrease the quality of the forum. Just report them and be done with it. By calling other people trolls it just pisses them off and continues the problem.

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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Funniest Names
« on: April 25, 2011, 06:43:35 pm »
Įspka greatestfriend the woman mate of evil.

I doubt she will make a good friend, her hideout is filled with human limbs and intestines, and she has quite a few kills to her name.
Hey, that's rude! She even offered you a skull-cup of coffee!

I still think she wanted a little bit more than coffee.

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General Discussion / Re: Syria - Now what?
« on: April 25, 2011, 06:32:03 pm »
Don't worry, Urist will backpedal and say it was a blatant troll joke when challenged on something like that.

Classy.

What I meant was that Phmcw will say stuff like: "Sorry, my drug addled communist mind can't grasp such a complicated American idea as that."

This fits with the way Euro trash are seen in the American media, using comedic stereotypes to mask a lack of a rebuttal pisses me off.

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General Discussion / Re: Syria - Now what?
« on: April 25, 2011, 04:11:19 pm »
So, eh, what kind of animal exactly is that Stereotipicalus Europaensis? I'm asking because I might be one, and I'd like to know how people see us.

Euro trash to be blunt. Socialist, gun hating Euro trash.

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General Discussion / Re: This Is Why I'm A Cynic
« on: April 25, 2011, 02:41:08 pm »
Listing religion on passport (if they don't already do that, that is). My point here is that the most likely terrorists would, in fact, be Muslim extremists. Of course there would be ways to bypass this and I'll be thinking about that.

Actually the Irish are still pretty big as a threat. Oh, and the Jews with all their Jew gold. And the English, we're all still waiting for the rest of the world to let it's guard down so we can start colonising shit again. Man, those were fun times. And the Germans, can't let them have any kind of military in case they start getting uppity for a third time. In fact, we should just build giant walls around every country, no two people of any ethnicity or vaguely different skin colour should be allowed within eye-sight. And the gays too, they should not be allowed to mix with anybody else or people might be overwhelmed by gay panic and start beating each other to death! THINK OF THE CHILDREN! Oh my god, we can't let adults near the CHILDREN!  Oh my, statistics show most women raped are raped by men, WE MUST PROTECT THE WOMENZ! ALL MEN MUST BE CLEARLY IDENTIFIED AS SUCH AND SEGREGATED FROM ALL WOMAN FOR THE PROTECTION OF THE WOMANZ!

Yes I am constantly escalating my statements to mock you -.- Religion isn't a source of evil, it's just an excuse for it. Religion and politics...

Really, the world would be a better place if you just put me in charge. I mean, I'd completely eradication the concept of personal freedom, all crimes would be punished by death and we'd have CCTV cameras watching everybody 24/7, and I'd generally make Vlad the Impaler look like a fluffy kitten but...I forget where I was going with that one.

have you not read the thread at all? The middle paragraph is simply an insult to religious people in general.

Yes, giving up our rights to a totalitarian regime is the problem solution to all our problems.

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General Discussion / Re: Syria - Now what?
« on: April 25, 2011, 02:37:05 pm »
My guess would be the same source as that "$331 million" number. It's a dark place, and there's an unpleasant aroma.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-12446811

Yeah, why believe leftist hellhole such as the bbc that explain that the cuts will be more than 1 thousand billion dollars over ten years.
Your country is fucked : the damage to your education and research will be unsurmountable. Now we must avoid that these fucker achieve the same thing in Europe.

http://english.aljazeera.net/news/middleeast/2011/04/2011425142513343584.html

Yet, he may be right over Syria. It seems that they took kadhafi's path.

Every time someone says or hints they are American you sarcastically paint yourself as a stereotypical European, it really pisses me off and makes you look inflammatory. Please stop.

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General Discussion / Re: Syria - Now what?
« on: April 25, 2011, 08:24:34 am »
And you're both wrong : open a frigging newspaper, you're having the worst budget cut in the history of America (very well played, too, with the family planning shenanigan to distract you while the real deal has gone unnoticed).


Newspapers are a dying media, accept it, man.

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Life Advice / Re: Life and Times of Strife26
« on: April 25, 2011, 08:22:23 am »
Last night I had a dream we had the same father, we weren't brothers and it seemed to be only a mild coincidence.
...What.

That's pretty much what I thought.

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General Discussion / Re: This Is Why I'm A Cynic
« on: April 25, 2011, 08:21:41 am »
Man. Ever since you white people came here things just went to shit. ;)

Classy.

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General Discussion / Re: Syria - Now what?
« on: April 24, 2011, 10:47:03 pm »
And just to clarify, I'm very libertarian so I'd support dismantling state-run education and health care.  But it's not happening yet because of the war.

I myself am also fairly libertarian so I agree with you on that one.

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General Discussion / Re: This Is Why I'm A Cynic
« on: April 24, 2011, 06:37:47 pm »
No, I don't know where that came from, although I now get it.

But still, having to falsify your religion due to discrimination is still not good, if only because of the root problem.

You're way ahead now, I believe about J, correct me if I'm wrong.

Unlikely as for adoption of a white baby, takes too long, and if they have explosives then they can't wait very long, anyway.

... You must think all Muslim extremists are very impatient =/  You obviously don't buy explosives at the beginning, you buy them when you're going to need them soon.

My point is simply that there's a certain amount of laxness society has to decide on and consider "good enough."  There's always going to be holes.  You just have to play the probability and hope things work out okay.

You're right on both points, actually. And I would like to use the second paragraph as an argument to get rid of the scanners.

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General Discussion / Re: Syria - Now what?
« on: April 24, 2011, 06:34:23 pm »
Meanwhile, in the US, you are dismantling your already failling public health and education to pay of your debt.
I think we're already at the limit of our war effort.

Where did you hear this?

We're not at the end of the war effort until we completely run out of guns and men.

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General Discussion / Re: This Is Why I'm A Cynic
« on: April 24, 2011, 06:33:00 pm »
Nope, I am suggesting it though.

Why are you offended?

Because it implies that your religion is important information to how you should be treated while travelling. And that is discrimination, so as an atheist, I think it is wrong for that information to be required.

Religion: None.

Problem solved.
No. No its not.
It doesn't matter on who is discriminated, its still discrimination.

Ochita, you have repeatedly jumped from point A to point D when I say something.

If I am surprised at the number of atheists on the internet, well I must be shouting about the damnation of heathens, right?

Religion: None.

Problem solved.

I'm a Muslim.  I write Religion: Lutheran.  Or Religion: None.  Or Religion: Born-again Christian.

Problem solved.


Little girl that matches the description of the above video. That was the description I meant. Should have clarified.

What, you mean a cute little white girl?

I'd get me one of those, then, and proceed as aforementioned.  Seriously, this isn't that hard.  Adopt a white baby and proceed for great justice.  It might take a few years, but if a person really, really wants to do something, there's almost always a way.

...Okay...

Unlikely as for adoption of a white baby, takes too long, and if they have explosives then they can't wait very long, anyway.

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