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My founder was the only one affected by CE, and he died early on, about 2012 or so.

Nightmare mode.

Democratic Mode.

I set all stats to 20 starting out.
Set all skills to 20. God Reagan Himself might have envied my power level.

I went and converted 2 CEO's, having them embezzle. 50k+ per MONTH is pretty nice.
Go recruit soldiers from the base.

Buy M249 LMGs for everyone, and a [mess]load of ammo. Thank God for C+ Gun Laws.
Make Ceramic Armor. Tons of it.
Proceed to Train all my troops in all skills, which is done in a month. 20 teaching.

All but founder(who is hacking now) write for LG, swaying public opinion.

CCS kicks in.
Datenap the first [Corn-Fed, Red-White-And-Blue-Blooded American] I see at the Gentlemen's Club.
Beat the location and map out of him, terminate the C+ scum.
Storm DEB&G with my 6-man army. Sweet, new safehouse.

Back to writing. (BTW, fighting off Firemen sieges like they're nothing at this point.)

CCS comes back, rinse, repeat.
CCS gone. +200 Juice to all my sleepers. Start them recruiting.

Use my Liberal Guardian death squad to recruit 6 Journalists each. Don't have to be picky about stats.
EVERYONE WRITES.
EVERYONE GETS CERAMIC ARMOR.
EVERYONE GETS AN M4. DS is the only group that needs the M249s.
Camping out in the Compound, fighting off all sieges. Corps, CIA, Marines, GODDAMN NAVY SEALS, Anything. I am the Liberal God.

Everyone firing takes down abrams tanks in 1 salvo.

Elections finally bring in a L+ majority.

Waiting more, Rinse and Repeat.

I win.



Free Speech. Wat.

Thanks, I'll try it!

Thanks! I was actually kind of hoping for a way to keep the launcher, but not DFHack... Oh well. Unless you know a way?

Are you KIDDING me!? Just LOOK at that thing!

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The terrible look it has! It DREAMS of murdering dwarves in thir sleep, and wearing their clothes! The socks! Gods! It wants their socks!

The real question, is why won't that horrible thing die!?

Because it has no internal organs, thus rendering it immune to bolts, and it's underwater, meaning your axedwarves can't reach it to dismember it.

Why, exactly, have beards not evolved past their dependence on dwarves for survival?

Hi, thought I'd pop in to add that I've encountered a Win7 issue with the current version. Specifically, it won't run. Period. The program crashes while loading the UI, while still on a white screen. The log shows nothing amiss. Any clue what's going on?

Do so, that Armok be pleased.








Don't artifact weapons have bonuses to hit/damage/something?

Granted. You are committed to a dwarven mental hospital as an involuntary elf-collaborator.


I wish the line between genius and insanity was invisible.