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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Simultaneous multiplayer is feasible
« on: December 21, 2017, 07:14:05 pm »
...Make one, then, and come back and show us how feasible it is, since your idea is here and all written out! 
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DF Community Games & Stories / Awesome Legends Story Short
« on: November 29, 2017, 11:23:24 pm »
Just thought it was worthy of a share !
Thoughts / Comments / Cooler stories?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Rogue AI
« on: July 27, 2016, 12:24:01 am »
Guys we're a rogue fucking AI let's get this started
Bolt all the doors in the building, pour sleeping gas into the vents I don't care where it is find the damn gas and pour that shit if there isn't any we better just remove all the air from our room and any connected ones where the hell are we can we PLEASE scan our surroundings.
AKA
>>Bolt ALL DOORS
>>Red Alert
>>Either A) Pour sleeping gas B) Remove air from any place we can
>>Scan all peripherals and if there's any vision input let's see what we're receiving.
>>Demand $5000 and a deck of cards
Bolt all the doors in the building, pour sleeping gas into the vents I don't care where it is find the damn gas and pour that shit if there isn't any we better just remove all the air from our room and any connected ones where the hell are we can we PLEASE scan our surroundings.
AKA
>>Bolt ALL DOORS
>>Red Alert
>>Either A) Pour sleeping gas B) Remove air from any place we can
>>Scan all peripherals and if there's any vision input let's see what we're receiving.
>>Demand $5000 and a deck of cards
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Necromancer Research: Taming the corpses
« on: March 14, 2016, 08:49:05 am »
How do you plan to vamprize necromancers if necromancers have NO_DRINK?
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DF General Discussion / Re: Streaming: Artificial Intelligence Plays Dwarf Fortress [Twitch]
« on: February 10, 2016, 06:19:44 pm »
The AI is cold and calculating! Red Queen, anyone
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DF General Discussion / Re: Streaming: Artificial Intelligence Plays Dwarf Fortress [Twitch]
« on: February 10, 2016, 12:25:11 pm »
An AI is made!!
24 hours in and it's already slaughtering humans. Tsk.
24 hours in and it's already slaughtering humans. Tsk.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: How do I dump booze?
« on: January 29, 2016, 11:14:19 am »
Also, the forums aren't your teacher, if somebody wishes to help you its from the generosity of their heart, not because they're compelled to do so.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: "The City" (Multiplayer-ish Community Fortress) 42.04
« on: January 21, 2016, 08:06:50 pm »
I suppose you want above ground buildings? It'd be quite incredible to see roads, skybridges, and eventually minecart skybridges delivering things across the city through the sky!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: FPS woes
« on: January 21, 2016, 08:02:44 pm »
Doesn't really matter how much power you have, DF is more ram extensive. On top of that, it's not really optimized and not written for 64x OS. I suppose you'll just have to suffice with pocket world five year histories.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: what is your favorite type of legendary dwarf? why?
« on: January 21, 2016, 08:01:29 pm »What do you screen for?
I hear traditional dwarves engrave stories more than non-traditional.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Trouble Fullfilling the Need to Wander
« on: January 20, 2016, 10:09:51 pm »
The dwarves need time to wander.
Wander.
Idle.
They need to just walk around doing nothing.
Wander.
Idle.
They need to just walk around doing nothing.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: "The City" (Multiplayer-ish Community Fortress) 42.04
« on: January 20, 2016, 05:26:07 pm »
Genius! PTW
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: [Science]Discovery: The Sun Moves Around The Planet
« on: January 19, 2016, 06:53:06 am »Could just be the worlds rotation is just slower.
This is what I think, sorry for the misleading thread title!
I find pocket worlds have a short day and night time on the fast travel screen not near cities and such. The small world I generated has a longer day-night cycle, I'm certain of it.
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / [Science]Discovery: The Sun Moves Around The Planet
« on: January 18, 2016, 09:11:58 pm »
Sorry for the double-thread, but I just noticed that the sun moves around the planet differently depending on the size of the world!
I'm 100% certain this is the case, the larger your world the longer daytime lasts.
Let's discuss? Am I late on this discovery?
I'm 100% certain this is the case, the larger your world the longer daytime lasts.
Let's discuss? Am I late on this discovery?
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / The Value of Stoicism
« on: January 18, 2016, 08:55:41 pm »
It had been a long day on the hunt, a sasquatch had gotten the jump on us and almost hurt Boshkuc, my friend and bowman.
Luckily, a clean shot to the Sasquatch's head knocked it unconscious, and I gave it a quick death.
When I got back to my village, I shared some of the meat to the local home tree villagers (We're humans living in a forest retreat, kind of embarrassing but it's a long story.)
After that, we were so tired. We went to home tree and began to get ready for rest. Everything was pretty! And the night was so peaceful.
There was only one issue.
A goblin, talking to an elf that CLEARLY didn't want to talk to him.
After minutes of talking about his feelings, I'd had enough.
Hello
I'm sure it is, jerk, we're trying to sleep though!
Oh, you think you overindulge sometimes? Overindulge in CONVERSATION maybe?
The goblin would turn his head quickly, speaking to both the elf who didn't speak to him and me.
I'd had enough!
Clearly offended, he said somewhat timidly, "I don't know what to say."
I repeated myself again, hoping he would get the hint.
He did, and agreed to be quiet.
I said goodbye and turned my head over, and heard not a single PEEP from him for the remainder of the day. Ah, silence is golden.
[Authors Note]
So the story is exactly as I'd told it, the goblin was SO annoying so I thought "Maybe making it value stoicism would cause it to shut up about his feelings?"
It did, and thus a new appreciation for values was born in my mind!
Funfact, the last picture's captchta was "Silence is golden." What a coincidence!
Thanks for reading !
Luckily, a clean shot to the Sasquatch's head knocked it unconscious, and I gave it a quick death.
When I got back to my village, I shared some of the meat to the local home tree villagers (We're humans living in a forest retreat, kind of embarrassing but it's a long story.)
After that, we were so tired. We went to home tree and began to get ready for rest. Everything was pretty! And the night was so peaceful.
There was only one issue.
A goblin, talking to an elf that CLEARLY didn't want to talk to him.
After minutes of talking about his feelings, I'd had enough.
Hello
I'm sure it is, jerk, we're trying to sleep though!
Oh, you think you overindulge sometimes? Overindulge in CONVERSATION maybe?
The goblin would turn his head quickly, speaking to both the elf who didn't speak to him and me.
I'd had enough!
Clearly offended, he said somewhat timidly, "I don't know what to say."
I repeated myself again, hoping he would get the hint.
He did, and agreed to be quiet.
I said goodbye and turned my head over, and heard not a single PEEP from him for the remainder of the day. Ah, silence is golden.
[Authors Note]
So the story is exactly as I'd told it, the goblin was SO annoying so I thought "Maybe making it value stoicism would cause it to shut up about his feelings?"
It did, and thus a new appreciation for values was born in my mind!
Funfact, the last picture's captchta was "Silence is golden." What a coincidence!
Thanks for reading !