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The Moist Appendages Hip Hop
    - In the style of Eminem

by Flexta McSignals

May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To dig tunnels (to dig tunnels)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my beard (come take my beard)
We'll walk through the fucking kingdom together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

His tentacles are dirty, appendages moist, tongues are oily
There's food on his chainmail already, acquaintance's blump helmet
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to dig tunnels,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

And I am, elf
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, elf
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

You better fuck bitches
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to dig tunnels
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better fuck bitches
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to dig tunnels
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back
Follow the a cat as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through the fucking kingdom
I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the mine now

And when I'm gone, just dig tunnels, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my dirty tentacles
Just know that I'm looking down on you digging
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just fuck bitches

And when he's gone, just dig tunnels, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his moist appendages
Just know that he's looking down on you fucking
And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just fuck bitches in your chainmail.