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Got a migrant who's profession is listed as criminal.
First time ever seeing this.

standard rtd rules applies, don't know what those are? GO GOOGLE THEM! Ok let's get down to business!

The rules are: No talking about Roll to do what ever you want! THE REBOOT, PART 2-The lords of overly long names
the second rule is no fight club references unless you want to, there really are no rules. Have fun!

Please read the following in the Daedric Prince Sheogorath's voice:

Players will get bonuses for their player states at I see fit and fair, they won't change unless something happens that will change that....this is sounding a lot more complicated then I thought. Basically gods can get bonuses  unless facing another god. Water elementals will get bonuses against fire elementals. Have it? NO?  WELL TO BAD GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME AND GO OUT THERE AND DO YOUR BEST AND WIN US THE GOAL...OR ELSE!
Oh and Don't forget to have fun....OR ELSE I'lL GET YA AND STICK YA IN A STEW!

You, or at least the first four players, will be gods. You will make the game for the other players to do, you yourselves will still have to roll. You guys can roll to bring death and destruction to others or to even bring bonuses to others. The measly mortals are you play things in this game you will have to make.

TL;DR: The first four players are gods, they create the rules, the rest play them.

Gods:

• Flarak (Shaporia), god of disorder, forgetfulness, and destruction.
• Managone (SpiderKing), god of mutation, evolution, and change.
• lig (endlessblaze)- god of fire, the void, and magic
• Yvnera (Sinvara), goddess of life, endings, and reincarnation.

Rules

• You must roll to do an action, standard roll to Dodge rule.
• Dungeons must be explored in parties of  one player and at least one NPC companion.
• In the tower of randomness actions and speech must rhyme
• Cow boy hats are like nuclear bunkers, tops hats and bowler hats are like WMDs
• Some shop keepers have have near infinite inventory and sell weapons that are 50% cursed, 50% blessed.

World state:

• Covered in alien, borderline eldritch horror fauna and dangerous creatures. Some of the plants can attack people and re spawn in 2 rounds.
• The planet is undergoing a world wide dire rat infestation
• has an infinitely deep dungeon who's first boss is a great dark wyrm covering a batch of eggs that are loot able and will hatch in 5 rounds when looted. Has many traps and some mimics.  Is filled with monsters and cool lighting and fog in some rooms. Is randomly generated and loot spawns are broken. 
• A great rift is formed outside of the dungeon entrance, New players enter through the rift.
• Rooms 6 - 11 cover each sphere of magik. in this order- white, blue, green, red, black, Boss battle. Each room is controlled by an achron! the final boss battle is an corrupted arch mage.
• The universe now has limits marked by coffee shops
• on the planet rests a tower balanced perfectly over a button of +2 randomness that will be activated when ever someone enters the tower
  it's list of random thing:
  1.turn the player into the opposite sex but they are still of the same sexuality.
  2.Polemorph the player into an eagle
  3.reverses gravity all over the tower randomly
  4.The player gets a sword of +1 penetration...vibrates slightly
  5.The player gets an axe of rock, bards love it!
  6.some other random effect I can come up with
  
• poketwo is the level 1 boss uber mega Teddy Rosavelt!

player states of notes:

• poketwo- scyther
• sinvara- level 25 boss
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• Hiddenleafguy- Forgotten beast

I have my still and my plants set up, but when I go to brew or extract it doesn't work, i even have a field full of plump helmets and others with sweet pods. It keeps telling me that there is no non rotten plants when I go to extract from plants.

roll to do what ever you want. But you guys may have to make those an d succeed the dice roll (basically some may become the gods that shape the playing field and the rules for others to follow) oh and at 10 pm EAST or once every body has posted who is playing I will update.  Their are some spells and technologies that may be discovered that if kept recorded and such may play some importance down the line *hint hint*. I also plan for the first part to be complete chaos and eventualy have a game come out of this that is a lot of planning, maybe some rp and controlling cities and stuff. If you die you can respawn.
how things will be done
1. crit fail
2. fail
3. neutral result
4. success
5. crit success
6. over shoot (success but some bad things happen)

Planets:
Gia: where almost every one is currently at, also home of the swarm and the Templars. Also has pink fluffy unicorns of death and an elemental university.
Earth: La viva la revolution, no resources giant space laser, covered in pink fluffy unicorns butchering everyone!
Lux
Umbra: dark forest planet
Centrum: balance between good and dark

spells discovered:
Instant death spell: lost to all knowledge
Soul burst: perfected.
song of pain: flawed but close to perfection
strengthen self: perfected
tsunami: greatly flawed.
fire burst: perfected
summon less fire elemental: works
fire ball
song of strength: workings
summon weapon:working
torrent of fire
greater raise undead

technology discovered:
soul harvester (suv that runs on souls): ancient
necro copter: ancient, flawed
dark treasures: arrows, shield, and wings (http://kidicarus.wikia.com/wiki/Three_Sacred_Treasures) ancient treasures
 

cities
Earth is dead duet the swarm

gods:
Lyeos: God of death and his physical form endlessblaze: the good of impulse and dragons
poketwo: demilich of the undead swarm
fallacy of urist: God of the prime element of fire
Bahumet: the great destroyer, dead
Church of javarism