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General Discussion / My town sucks
« on: April 23, 2009, 12:46:08 am »
My town sucks, in fact, I'd say that of all the forums, I live in the worst one. The cops are corrupt and racist, there is only one bar in the whole goddamned town, and the rednecks are rife with power and smell. The food is horrible, we don't have a single restaurant that is not either a fast food place or an extremely sub par example of a national chain. It's way to fucking hot, and technology seems to cost twice as much as it does everywhere else. And we have a ghetto called southside that takes up half the damn town where the drug dealers who haven't paid off the sheriff's office are either constantly being arrested on little to no evidence or are being shot by their rivals, and local newspaper doesn't even bother reporting on it. The only place to buy anything is a massive wal-mart, and we all know how evil those are.
"But Anfold,: you say in a nasally voice, with the awe of my manhood coloring your intonation, "surely that's just like every other small town in America." But you see, it's not really a small town, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dublin,_Georgia that's 17,000 residents, not counting East Dublin, Which apparently split ff in a foul attempt to spread ignorance and chewing tobacco via mitosis. the vast majority of the populace is not even represented as the rednecks control every aspect of the local government.
No, Dublin is not a small town, and yes, the redneck games are held here. You might know of them from a certain MTV reality show that had everyone in the nation laughing at our backwards asses. Instead of actually being a small town, the people in charge just want to believe that its a small town.
The town is infested with vermin as well. No not small animals, but wandering preachers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE9mwRwvKeA who attack passerby with verbal assaults, and once a shoe thrown at my head because I was walking by ignoring them.
So you think your town is worse than mine? You think you live in a horrible black hole of corruption and failure that sucks away the souls of those who live there? I say bring forth your stories of horrible home towns and let the forums decide who truly lives in the biggest shittpile in the 1st world.
"But Anfold,: you say in a nasally voice, with the awe of my manhood coloring your intonation, "surely that's just like every other small town in America." But you see, it's not really a small town, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dublin,_Georgia that's 17,000 residents, not counting East Dublin, Which apparently split ff in a foul attempt to spread ignorance and chewing tobacco via mitosis. the vast majority of the populace is not even represented as the rednecks control every aspect of the local government.
No, Dublin is not a small town, and yes, the redneck games are held here. You might know of them from a certain MTV reality show that had everyone in the nation laughing at our backwards asses. Instead of actually being a small town, the people in charge just want to believe that its a small town.
The town is infested with vermin as well. No not small animals, but wandering preachers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KE9mwRwvKeA who attack passerby with verbal assaults, and once a shoe thrown at my head because I was walking by ignoring them.
So you think your town is worse than mine? You think you live in a horrible black hole of corruption and failure that sucks away the souls of those who live there? I say bring forth your stories of horrible home towns and let the forums decide who truly lives in the biggest shittpile in the 1st world.