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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Town In Anarchy!
« on: December 09, 2006, 12:13:00 pm »
(WOO! First post!)
I recently got bored and took a bowman adventurer into a Human town (can't remember the name)and began a massacre. However, there were a few complications in the process and I was forced to retire as a peasant in the same town. When I came back to the town later, all hell had quite literally broken loose! The adventurer I left was shootin' people up, a merchant took umbrage at this and sprained his knee. This is where my theory on what happened comes in. A nearby child came in and saw what happened. He saw the Merchant attack the adventurer. However my retired adventurer was a member of the town... so... he engaged the merchant, mangling his spine(!). Another child saw this, ran to the offending child and began punching him. The other child was annoyed by this and grabbed the attacker's leg in a joint lock, snapping it. meanwhile the adventurer saw all this and began spamming arrows at everything. Then the guard got involved. As did an axeman and a swordsman. The swordsman wound up with his eyes, ears, nose, and throat gone in his mangled head, and the guards basically all died bar one (I'll get to that later.)What happened to the axeman... Let's just not go there, OK? Then a diplomat got involved and wound up missing pretty much everything. The entire place collapsed into a riot fre for all. The only survivor was anyone asleep (Bout 20% of the town) and one guard, who with a broken arm and just a shield killed:
An elite wrestler
A bowman
An elite bowman
A lash master
A guard
I want her in my party NOW!!
To sum up, the town is basically screwed.
I recently got bored and took a bowman adventurer into a Human town (can't remember the name)and began a massacre. However, there were a few complications in the process and I was forced to retire as a peasant in the same town. When I came back to the town later, all hell had quite literally broken loose! The adventurer I left was shootin' people up, a merchant took umbrage at this and sprained his knee. This is where my theory on what happened comes in. A nearby child came in and saw what happened. He saw the Merchant attack the adventurer. However my retired adventurer was a member of the town... so... he engaged the merchant, mangling his spine(!). Another child saw this, ran to the offending child and began punching him. The other child was annoyed by this and grabbed the attacker's leg in a joint lock, snapping it. meanwhile the adventurer saw all this and began spamming arrows at everything. Then the guard got involved. As did an axeman and a swordsman. The swordsman wound up with his eyes, ears, nose, and throat gone in his mangled head, and the guards basically all died bar one (I'll get to that later.)What happened to the axeman... Let's just not go there, OK? Then a diplomat got involved and wound up missing pretty much everything. The entire place collapsed into a riot fre for all. The only survivor was anyone asleep (Bout 20% of the town) and one guard, who with a broken arm and just a shield killed:
An elite wrestler
A bowman
An elite bowman
A lash master
A guard
I want her in my party NOW!!
To sum up, the town is basically screwed.