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DF Modding / Cloth walls, doors, and beds?
« on: February 22, 2010, 01:40:52 pm »
Hi, I'm new to the whole modding scene, only doing some aesthetic changes here and there.  For one of my fortresses, I was thinking about making a big circus tent.  My question is, is it possible to mod cloth in order to use it as a construction material, or even as a bed (sleeping bag)?  That would make tents and other such things possible, and give cloth a bigger role in game.  Will it require a smelter reaction to create a "cloth block"?

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Life Advice / Sad Giant
« on: February 11, 2010, 11:55:07 pm »
Everyone has that little quirk about themselves that they hate.  In some cases, it could be that they are too chubby, or simply that their hair looks like a dead animal.  In any case, that wouldn't be much of a problem, but my "quirk" is starting to really affect my everyday life.  You see, I am a big person.  That doesn't mean I'm fat or obese.  I am just really really tall (A bit over 6 feet), and have long limbs.  Its supposed to be great, right?  Every guy wants to be tall.
I am not a jock, and sports have no interest to me.  However, thanks to the fact that I am always compliant with people, and the fact that my parents INSIST that I don't become some fat blob, I have become a gymnast over these three years.  It was quite gradual, really.  I joined a gymn so that I wouldn't become unfit, and after a couple of months the coach wanted me to join the team.  I said yes, I guess, not really committed.  Then the "fun" began.  He pestered me for more practice times, and eventually I was logging around eight hours intense practice a week.  Next thing I know, people at school start referring to me as the "gymnast", I get a lot stronger, and I don't have as much time to spend doing art and science, two things I'm really passionate about.
Still, it's nice not being the wimpy nerd anymore.  But my social standing actually started getting worse.  My friends don't really want to hang out with me anymore, since I don't have time to do physics projects with them and such.  I absolutely HATE the sport guys at my school, and I'm not exactly "passionate" about gymnastics.
But that's not the point I was trying to get at.  The point is that my height just compounds the issue.  I live in a mostly asian community, so I'm easily one of the biggest people in my school.  Everyone assumes that I'm slow and stupid, and I admit, my reaction times are absolutely crap.  Since I have a submissive personality, people have realized that they can push me around (especially my coach and some of the guys at the gymn), and ever more recently I've been felling less like a human and more like a freakishly tall MACHINE that just does what everyone tells it to do.  Also, It has dawned on me that the reason I was asked to join the team was probably because of my height; it makes doing the skills that much easier, and nets more points for my coach.  I don't want to quit the gym, since I have made a lot of friends since joining, something I didn't have a lot of before.  And my parents are SO proud of me, that they probably won't let me quit.  And nothing's more pathetic than a 6 foot guy crying whilst trying to argue a case (I swear, every time I get angry, it all just reverts into tears.
  That, along with my name and accent (which makes people assume I'm french or british, which I am neither) just makes it all the worse.

So, what's a guy to do?

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Creative Projects / Nightway
« on: January 02, 2010, 04:50:07 pm »

First Law of Quarantine:
That which permeates will not die, and shall spread as far as it is contained.

Second Law of Quarantine:
That which exists will escape, and shall defeat any containment.

Third Law of Quarantine:
That which is possible will occur, if it is not prevented…


The last Occurrence
I sit here in the far depths of what remains of Nightway, purveying these words, wondering what they mean, and what they mean for the world.  I do not have long in this life, so forgive me if my tale is shorter and less elegant than one would have hoped.  Forgive me for my flaws, my prejudice, and for my misconceptions.  Above all, forgive us for the horrors we have inflicted upon your world.
We meant no harm.  We wished to save!  We wished to create!  Unfortunately, ideals have a way of corrupting themselves.  What we were, what we are now, are one and the same, the previous being less world-weary than the latter.  And now, as the last towers fall, as the last of the entrapped break free, I begin to wonder who will be remembered as the hero and the villain.  In the end, all one can hope for is a world seen.  A pure viewer is too much to ask for.
I am a Quarantine officer.  It is my duty to put the people before the state.  A government means nothing if they are too incompetent to stop what is inevitable.  This fact was one that all understood.  And now, no one even remembers the symbol I wear upon my chest.  Now, there is no more government, no more people.  Now, I finally begin to see the world for what it was.

It all began fifty-one years ago.  Long before I even heard of corruption.  We were a strong people back then.  No enemies except for those within.  No dissenters, except for those not mentioned.  No sadness, except for that concealed.  We were drunk on too much victory.  We believed we could do anything!  We believed we could reach the stars.  And for a while there, we did.  Overall, it was a gilded time, but one that gleamed with a light brighter than the sun itself.
We are more advanced than we ourselves can possibly imagine.  We can create life.  We know just how the world functions.  We know what a single atom can do to a city!  Such was the mantra we said to ourselves during the difficult eras.  We were transcendent!  It was natural, then, with no more need of war, to turn our prospects to expansion.  To literally transcend, to achieve what we said we already could do.  We set out to create the impossible.
We started projects, wonderful projects, to ease the suffering of our fellow man.  We cured diseases.  We built bridges into space.  We constructed organisms, marvelous in complexity, to replace our factories, our ships, and our very workforce.  Mechanical, microscopic, biological, viral, energy- based!  Anything was possible.

Fifty-one years ago, however, that all changed.  An automaton refused to destroy another.  A cure for a disease started to cause it.  And an inexplicable urge caught up with everything we ever constructed.  Everything that was built for our betterment stopped caring.  What was one world had fractured into many.  What was once a peaceful time turned into a war of species.  So the Quarantines began.

I hate to admit, it was one of our most altruistic endeavors.  An entire army, with no reason but to repress the masses.

For their safety, naturally.

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Creative Projects / Worm eats Apple!
« on: January 01, 2010, 01:43:25 pm »
Hello everyone.  I've been messing around on Gamemaker for a couple of years now, working on projects that will probably never see the light of day and would work better on a real programming language.  So for this vacation, I decided to quickly create a quick, fun to program game and try to polish it to perfection.  I present to you Worm eats Apple!:
http://www.mediafire.com/?mjnnzcie2gz
Its just like the old snake games, as your worm grows in length with each apple.  However, the worm's girth also increases, and he doesn't move around on a grid; you press left to go counterclockwise, etc.  I also made the background for each "level" randomized, with the colours of the worm, the apple, the score counter, and the lemon responding to look the most pleasing.  The song is of my own composition, and I will probably replace it with a better one sooner or later...

So, thoughts?  Comments?  Questions?  Threats?

EDIT:
Screenie:


Also, could someone recommend a different file hoster?  I don't really like the one I got...

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Life Advice / Plagiarism
« on: November 30, 2009, 02:51:56 pm »
Well, I'm going to college next year, studying physics.  But I've been doing badly in my physics class recently, having gotten a 6/20 for a lab in the start of the quarter (I forgot to staple on my graphs!).  I worked my ass off on the final version of a lab, which, since I'm in a group of three, I'm doing in tandem with another person.  I looked on teacherease, and I got a 60% on it!  For both labs!  Then, when we got it back in class, the person who also did the final lab got full credit.  I thought there must be some mistake.  Then, when I got my paper back, a large, fat red "Copied!" was scribbled on the last design question.  I am being accused of plagiarism for a question because I made the same mistakes as the other person (It was a group grade, we worked as a group!  There even was time set apart at the beginning of the class so that we could go over it with each other!), and did "less work".  This is also the teacher who recently wrote my recommendation letter for MIT.  With this on my final record, I may not even be able to go to a community college!
HELP!  What do I do?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / What is wrong with me?
« on: November 27, 2009, 09:56:43 pm »
I just got a fort to >100 dorfs, and a dungeon master.  Too fully commemorate his non-mandate-giving and his cloak and mitten wearing awesomeness, I created the most metal bedroom EVER.  It is entirely made of smoothed obsidian, with 20 obsidian statues, obsidian doors, obsidian grates, and magma pools to boot.  To fully finish the evil mastermind look, I found a couple of dwarves that didn't have any friends, (except for a woodcutter that the DM had a grudge on), made a cave-in generator, and trapped them in cages, prominently displayed in his room.

Suddenly, looking back on my hard work, I don't feel as satisfied as I should.  In fact, I feel awful.  The DM, a guy named Urist Sealstood, is a pretty laid-back guy.  He is friends with everyone (except those in his cages), and helps out to make my fort a utopia for everyone!  And I just went, got a bunch of random dorfs, partying in my painstakingly crafted meeting room, and tricked them into caging themselves for no reason other than to fufuill my aesthetic preferences!  What did they do to deserve this?  They had no friends.

I get the feeling my DM dissaproves of my actions.  (Yes, he's ecstatic, but with dorfs that doesn't really matter!)  I feel so...

guilty.

What is this?  Is this a concience?  What if the dorfs actually do have souls?  What constitutes a soul?  Am I becoming soft?  HELP!
EDIT: Here is a picture:

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Oh my god the possibilities
« on: November 24, 2009, 02:48:05 pm »

I've found that I like to find landmarks on the worldmap that can be encompassed in one fortress.  I've done a lake, and now I'm doing it with a mountain.
Not just any mountain though!  It is like the best mountain ever.  It is a single mountain in the middle of nowhere (I.e. not connected to a mountain range), and it has a peak of 28 z-levels from the brook’s level.
What’s more, it’s just a paltry 9x11 embark tiles long  :P

It has an open magma vent.  It has a bottomless pit.  And THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!


It has a chasm, and a brook that carves a canyon through the whole thing.  AND THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!


What's more, as soon as I embarked, I got the message, "You have located Arackgosmer, Shafttumbes, a cave!"
THERE ARE KOBOLDS!

Look at how cute they are.  I think I’ll catch some and tame them as pets.

I think that there are at least four types of sand.  I saw at least two (red and yellow) next to the gigantic field of loam that will become the largest food-producing center on the planet!

All this, and I’m pretty sure there is a funhouse just north of the kobold cave/dwarf-cave-that-was-once-a-kobold-cave.

I could create crazy constructions, I could make a twisted story about cross-species interactions between the friendly thieves, and the dwarves that took over their home.  I COULD CARVE TUNNELS CONNECTING THE MAGMA VENT, THE BOTTOMLESS PIT, THE CHASM, AND THE RIVER FOR NO REASON!

Sorry for yelling.  I’m just so aglee with excitement!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Lake embark
« on: September 27, 2009, 04:39:20 pm »
So we just got a new computer, and I decided to see what it could do.

I genned a world in d16, and looked around for a good embark site.

Then I found a 8*16 lake.

Long story short,



What am I supposed to do with all this?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Choshurin - Rise (Kobold Camp)
« on: July 02, 2009, 08:05:56 pm »
In the dark Jungles of Hailing, a small light flickered through the rain.  It glowered red, and paused every now and then, stealthily moving through the dense trees.

It alighted upon a small clearing, upon which a group of furry creatures slept restlessly, plagued by hunger, damp, and an ever present fear of their surroundings.


At this discovery, the light flared a brilliant gold, and descended noislessly toward one of the sleeping forms.

Status:  Parent civilization found!
Preparing language graft...
ERROR:  Massive neural damage located!
Repairing gene burns...

1%...
2%...
3%...

...


Chligigiblayrsner woke up that morning, unsure of what to do.  It was a fine spring day, fresh after the downpours of winter.  She scratched her ear, and stood up, ready to begin the day.

Looking around herself, she took note of her companions.  They had followed her out of the caves on a food raid, but Chligigiblayrsner's heart wasn't into it anymore.  Something deep inside of her tugged at her thoughts, convincing her to pitch camp.  She took a deep breath, and smiled in appreciation of the sunrise.

Chligigiblayrsner:

Frigalmis:

Fugrimbus:

Krolbin:

Grorer:

Sajaymbin:

Stulutuker:


----

That's right, everybody.  I will be attempting to do a community fo-...camp of Kobold Camp!

Linky:
http://www.bay12games.com/forum/index.php?topic=27088.0

Where elfs can mop the floor with you!
You have no friends!
You eat bones!
And life in dirt burrows and wood huts!

Here is the location:


I am aware of the possibility of CARP, so I may have to redo this.  But rest assured, I will not stop until every last kobold can drink in peace.
I think this will make a good community fort, so....

Start claimin your 'bold!

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Creative Projects / Worldrealms - A forum
« on: June 27, 2009, 01:36:58 pm »
So, a few years ago, I made a forum.  Since then, I've tried to revive it many times, but its basically refused to stay alive.  So we have a place, mostly empty, but for a few dedicated posters.

The point of the forum is to create things.  There are three sections:  Planets, Worlds, and Realms.

In Planets, people create sci-fi stories, planets, civilizations, etc.  and interact with other people's creations in RPs.

In Realms, people create a realm in a patchwork fantasy world (NO dwarves, elves, etc.  All races must be original (at least on the surface)) which then interacts with other realms.  The tech level is whatever you want it to be, barring any type of space travel or advanced electronics (Steampunk cities galore!)

Worlds is an everything else.  People create stories and places that aren't connected to anyone else's creations.



Over time, people have built up quite interesting settings and intrigues.  Unfortunately, there hasn't been much in terms of interaction.  Here are some examples of what people have made (1st and 3rd are me (I'm Hyperion)):









http://wrworldrealms.proboards.com/index.cgi

If you just want to explore some interesting ideas, I recommend these threads:

http://wrworldrealms.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=realms&action=display&thread=54
http://wrworldrealms.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=planets&action=display&thread=20
http://wrworldrealms.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=worlds&action=display&thread=68

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DF Suggestions / The Swamps of Forever
« on: June 15, 2009, 03:11:57 pm »
I'm not talking about the petty little swamps we have now, with one layer of murky pools, where there are only the carp to worry about.  I'm talking about swamps, bogs, and marshlands of YORE!  Where eldrich creatures lurk, the vegetation is rife with miasma and bloodgnats, and layer upon layer of decaying vegetation burrow their vile roots into the surrounding Earth.  Where the fungus is so deep that there are rumors of tunnel systems deep within the rot.  The stagnant pools of water are so ancient and vile, that they reach Hell itself (Ala Grendel)!  A place filled with death and nightmare.  Ghouls and demons that pull your dwarves into the depths, to join their ranks.  If you sleep here as an adventurer, you may very well find yourself buried by the psychedelic fungus feasting upon your flesh.  Even the elves advocate burning these places down.
No magma will destroy these dark places.  Fire is quenched by the water-drenched filth.  Hermits walk the depths of these places, luring nearby travelers to their doom.

Now build a fortress on it.


Ideas?  Comments?  I really think that more exxageration upon natural features such as swamps and marshes based upon myth and legend would lend the game more depth and challenges.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Machine of Death Contest
« on: June 05, 2009, 09:53:40 pm »
Hello all.  I'm working on an AWESOME SUPER SECRET project, and I need your help!


Your task:  Design a dwarven death machine.  It can be a tank, robot suit, automaton, whatever.  It can have magma guns.

Designs can be a picture of it as seen from a dwarf's perspective, or as a pixel art depiction as if it were to exist in DF (Bonus if you do both).

After the results come in, we can have a vote on the MOST AWESOME!

Project W.A.M.B.L.E.R. depends on you!

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Mass Stupi-cide
« on: May 06, 2009, 11:53:28 pm »
Okay, so for a change, I decided to embark on a river.  This river had carp ad infinitum, a two z-level waterfall, and an aquifier with only one tiny square opening to the glorious rock underneath. (I use Reveal for all maps with aquifiers.  Saves a lot of hassle.)

So after creating an awesome fortress with an entrance under a waterfall (Every time a carp came along, there would be a satisfying *Thud* as they landed on one of my walkways and died), I decided that a cool project would be to have a river-draining device that would dry up the river and refill it at the pull of a lever.

I dug down into the aquifier under the river, and constructed two bridges over it, connected to a lever.
Then, I sent a couple of miners to carve out ramps that would cause the river to flow into the aquifier.


Unfortunately, BOTH of my miners, after digging out the ramps, were caught in the flow, and fell into my aquifier.  There were no ramps, as I had channeled (Note to self:  Use grates).  Both drowned almost instantly.


Of course, this was only a minor setback, I told myself.  More miners would come.  I could trade for picks when the caravan arrived.  We would try again.


I went away for an hour, (All of my stuff was pretty much self-sufficient), and when I came back, there was one dwarf left, stark raving mad.

Of course, I checked my announcements to see where everyone had gone.  Were there any carp attacks?  Dehydration?

But no. All I could see was "Urist Mcdwarf cancels Store Item in the Stockpile: Dangerous terrain" times infinity.

Then it hit me.

I zoomed over to my failed river-draining project.  And sure enough, THIRTY FOUR corpses had fallen into the same tile!  Every single dwarf had marched to their doom, entranced by the promises of a copper pick, or perhaps a Pig tail Hat, and was swept away into the drowning chamber o' doom.  The only dwarf left alive survived only by going insane before he too could commit stupi-cide.

It was as if every one of my dwarves had stood up one day, and walked, single-file, into a pit of 7/7 water.

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Do Not Trust the Rainbow Snail
A crayon odyssey





You may suggest things, and John may do them (depending on whether it is possible for him at the moment.  He hears your suggestions from under his hat, so it's a little muffled, too.)

Can you help John figure out where he is?  Can you deduce the intentions of the Rainbow snail?  And will we ever know why John's hat changed in the last panel?

It is up to you, voices in John's head.

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