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Here's some I got:

This fanfic is about Admiral Ackbar (Star Wars) in Neverland.

Cool.

This fanfic is about Brad Crawford (Weiss Kreuz) as a time traveler in Smurf Village.

What.

This fanfic is about C3PO (Star Wars) fighting the Cenobites with hidden psychic powers. Important to the plot: The One Ring.

...Huh?

This fanfic is about Captain Elizabeth Lochley (Babylon 5) aboard the Bebop.

Oh hell yes.

This fanfic is about Eowyn (LotR) and a fire fighter. Important to the plot: The three holy treasures of Japan.

Sounds like a crackfic mixed with a self insert.

This fanfic is about Hugh Laurie fighting Nazis with super-powerful Digimon. Important to the plot: The Mirror of Erised.

This could be a winner just by the crackfactor.

This fanfic is about Kathleen Clayton (Tarzan) fighting the Devil with an army of ninjas. Important to the plot: The Golden Gun.

This one is just incredibly awesome.

This fanfic is about Lain (Serial Experiment Lain) arguing with Animal (The Muppets).

What the hell.

This fanfic is about Lee "Apollo" Adama (Battlestar Galactica 2005) and a mobster.

Uh, sure?

This fanfic is about Sakura (Naruto) seeing a movie with Brian (Life of Brian). Important to the plot: The Lament Configuration.

WHAAAT?!

This fanfic is about Walt Disney fighting Jordan-Two-Delta (The Island) with the greatest heroes of all time.

Yesss. I have no idea who Jordan-Two-Delta is, but I like the premise.

This fanfic is about the cast of CSI Miami opening a business with the cast of Law and Order: SVU.

...This is actually doable...

This fanfic is about Ford Prefect (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) fighting the cast of Neon Genesis Evangelion with sheer charisma.

SOMEONE WRITE THIS. NOW.

This fanfic is about Hefty Smurf fighting terrorists with giant robots.

...SURE!

Okay. Give me a name, gender, special skill, and description if you want to join.

Seven players max.

Setting: You're all people who have been given amazing timespace control abilities. By flying alien shoes. Or something.

Do whatever the hell you like with them.

So let's roll with this whimsical, spur of the moment, most likely batshit insane adventure!

Players:

ExKirby(ExKirby)
Male assassin who can turn invisible.

Steven(Nirur Torir)
Gender: Male
Special skill: Spontaneous Portal Creation. The second portal could end up nearly anywhere.
Description: He is a standard dwarf. He wears undyed +pigtail clothes+ with a blue +pigtail cloak+. He has a dwarven scar on his face from when his dwarven friend hit him with a dwarven pick because his pet deer was killed by a dwarven bridge.
He likes dwarves for their dwarvenness.
Background: Steven is a dwarf. One day while he was drunkenly mining in the dwarven mountainhomes with his dwarven pick, he discovered a non-dwarven room in the future. He was at the stage of drunkenness where he understood that perfectly. He began fiddeling with a non-dwarven machine, which grabbed his right wrist and embedded/wrapped some sort of non-dwarven watch-like thing into it. He instinctively knew that he now had dwarven portal powers. He can manipulate the watch-thing with his mind.

Bill(knightedskull)
Gender: Male
Last Occupation: WW2 Allied paratrooper.
Special Ability: The ability to slow time to his liking.  Does not slow down age.
Description: Bill used to be a fine soldier in his late twenties for his time...until his last mission.   Him and his squad were to tie up loose ends with some Nazi Scientists that were in the middle of extracting a machine from an U.F.O.  The orders were to destroy everything after executing the personnel  however the sabotage went awry as the machine went wild and sent Bill through time to 1050.

Richard(Ottofar)
Gender: Male
Special skill: Can do much stuff with fire. Magically.
Description: An undead Warlock. Walks around incinerating stuff. He wears black robes, with red trims, and only parts visible of his body are his eyes, and a part of his arms.

The "Holy"(nuker w)
Gender: Male
Special skill: Trained to use divine powers to remove assassins... PERMANTLY
Background: Brought up in a family where his father was killed by an Assassin while working as an undercover secret police agent, this very angry dwarve decided to learn every thing about finding assassins, invisible people, anti-stealth moves and more to take them all down... PERMANTLY.
Description: A dwarve wearing a white robe over his body, coif over his head with a star surrounded by a black circle with a golden "A" in the middle back of it.

Argent Fallcastle(wolfchild)
Gender: Male
Special skill: Manipulation of electromagnetic radiation, even when not trying to (bad results can most definatly hapen)
Description: Argent is a wolfperson, however is not bestial, he/she keeps thier fur immaculate and claws trimed.
Background: Argent cannot understand why he/she is not allowed in most towns, argent has never killed anyone except in self defenceand realy dispises biggotry and discrimination prefers not to use claws and rather uses his/her obsidian longsword.

Name: Baldur
Gender:Male
Skill:Creates things out of nothing
Description:He's human, with leather armor, brown hair, and grey eyes.

I have a simple challenge.

Embark on the coast of an evil/terrifying/etc. ocean.

Everything you make must be made of bone, excluding things that can't be made of bone.

The only weapons allowed are bone crossbows.

Likewise for armor, with bone armor.

The goal is to survive, and set up a skeletal whale hunting platform. The platform must sit above the ocean, and be equipped with crossbow and bolt stockpiles, a barracks, and ballistae.

Any takers?