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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Blasted elf traders. GO AWAY!
« on: June 21, 2010, 02:57:42 pm »
Normally, I'm ambivalent towards the pointy-eared scourge. But in my current worldgen, they are the dominant race (aside from goblins and kobolds). Dwarves? There's only 20, and they all live in my fort.
And so the only reliable trade I can get (mostly for grizzly bears, jaguars, and leopards) is the hippies. Despite being located at a major crossroads of a local human civilization.
The problem is that somewhere down deep, there's a sword that's making my fort very very wealthy, and so there are kobolds. And Goblins.
They regularly murder the elf traders and have too many bowmen to be beaten, so they die, their stuff gets stolen, and MORE KOBOLDS COME.
I've taken to mining under them and channeling the corpses for the items, but rather than getting mad and staying away, the elves show up again despite the massive losses. It's just crazy.
So now, I hate elves for not showing up with guards. It's fine and dandy if animals will ignore you, BUT STOP BEING MORONS!
And so the only reliable trade I can get (mostly for grizzly bears, jaguars, and leopards) is the hippies. Despite being located at a major crossroads of a local human civilization.
The problem is that somewhere down deep, there's a sword that's making my fort very very wealthy, and so there are kobolds. And Goblins.
They regularly murder the elf traders and have too many bowmen to be beaten, so they die, their stuff gets stolen, and MORE KOBOLDS COME.
I've taken to mining under them and channeling the corpses for the items, but rather than getting mad and staying away, the elves show up again despite the massive losses. It's just crazy.
So now, I hate elves for not showing up with guards. It's fine and dandy if animals will ignore you, BUT STOP BEING MORONS!