Ok. So I'm setting out parameters for all this stuff. Lots of sand, lots of volcanism etc. After 10 tries it seems the game just wont make a friggin volcano in a desert... But it made something far more epic. Now I know what you voted for and there will be sand and volcanoes and rivers and clay... But its not going to be a desert. Im sorry. Its still hot. BUT THE WORLD I FRIGGIN EPIC!

So what do we have? We have a world with 3 oceans. Two of which are inland.
On the map there are two tundras. One of them is good and the other is Evil and they both have a civ(Human and goblin)
We have a river that seems to be like the amazon because it splits every screen.
Oh and theres also one place with a volcano that, I think, spans 32 tiles, but it has no river or sand so we arent interested in that... Hmm.... I cant find it anymore.
Also we have a map of evil. How convenient:

So as you can see its pretty evenly distributed. Thats good.
And a map of the volcanism

the whole planet is technisally a volcano cause I set the parrameter minimum to 50.