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« on: August 21, 2011, 06:28:59 am »
Alright, this is sort of a sleep-deprived thought, but I just thought it amusing, to put the the situations we subject dorfs to, into their point of view.
For instance, I just finished my first danger room. So the first thing I do is tell a squad to go there, stuffing 10 dorfs into a 1x4 room.
"So... what are we doing here, anyway?"
"Some kina trainin' exorcism, 'e said."
"Exercise, ya mean."
"No' in 'ere, there's nay room."
"Dunno, I had to leave my dog in the hall."
"I don' trus' this. I'ma go gedda drink... Oi, the door's locked."
"Huh? Whadda mean, the door's--OH COR!"
And thus begins the dodge training, as a broom closet packed with spears and midgets clammering over each other raises an unholy racket of clattering armor and cursing, and complaints of Urist's beard getting tangled with Catten's.