Our journey begins at the character selection screen, where I am greeted by...

...this. I'm not about to pass up the chance to run around Skyrim as a disembodied head, so I quickly enter a name after carefully observing the other new species variant - by which I mean reading the fairly terribly formatted description for an elf with wings.

This seems oddly appropriate.
I'm playing the Live Another Life mod (one of the three or so I added intentionally), which allows you to bypass the long-ass intro sequence and get straight into the adventuring fun with the grace of one of Skyrim's deities, Mara. It also gives you options to start as various types of person - merchant, miner, sailor, etc. I chose the "surprise me" option, and landed myself...

...in a shipwreck. Mara's sense of humor knows no bounds.

At least there's some loot, including the unpictured corpse of a deceased Thalmor agent.

I finally manage to escape the ship, and set my sights for land.

Our hero begins the long.... swim? toward shore.

I find some barnacles on another abandoned boat. Mmm. Barnacles.

I immediately start my adventure by making enemies with the local wildlife. Hey, they bit me first.

I find some oysters and immediately harvest the shit out of them. Oyster meat, horker tusks, and barnacles - part of a nutritious breakfast.

Shortly afterwards, I am attacked by some wolves on fire. Again, Mara's humor knows no bounds.

HEEEERE'S JOHNNY!

The results of my slaughter. There is blood everywhere.

I involuntarily relieve some more of the local wildlife of their organs, bones, tusks, etc.

Oh hey, it's a little enemy crab, that's neat. I think I'll just...

...I'm pretty sure crabs don't have
that much blood.

Our hero randomly goes bald upon equipping an iron helmet. How exciting.

Not even the babies are spared from my executions.

Mmm. Tastes like blood and cruelty.

I run into some chauruses (chaurii?). Obviously, they're early-game enemies, so dispatching them with my axe should be no problem.

4 deaths later, I manage to escape into the ruins of Saarthal by abusing the hell out of the early-game restoration spell. Now, maybe I'll be able to grind a couple of levels off of leveled zombies and escape these blasted insectoids.

DAMMIT.
Anyways, the next update should have pictures scaled to a slightly less obscene size. Also, more of them.