Blazemetal
Founded by the dwarves of The Joyous Dagger. And by joyous they mean VERY UNHAPPY BECAUSE THEY WITNESSED DEATH AND HAD TO ENDURE THE DECAY OF FRIENDS. THEY WERE ALSO SATISFIED AT WORK LATELY.
The Joyous Dagger has fallen. It's the blazing torch's time to shine!
Apparently our new group is called the Puzzling Summit. It's confusing how they obtained this title.
A silly fortress based on throwing ice at enemy invaders while avoiding the evils of kitchens, crossbows, and traps. This is my second time playing legends of forlorn realms. Feel free to ask to be dwarfed and/or suggest things to do.
Dwarves:
Part 1: Chefs, marksdwarves, mechanics need not apply.
Ekast Quaketrue, Deathsmith (axedwarf), male AVAILABLE DIED OF WILD ANIMALS
Thunen Soothedguilds, Siegesmith (engineering/operating), female AVAILABLE DIED OF WILD ANIMALS
Zuntīr Chambercacti, Plantsmith, male (planting/brewing/processing), male AVAILABLE DIED OF WILD ANIMALS
Bėmbul Boatmaster, Swordsmith, male AVAILABLE DIED OF WILD ANIMALS
Bėmbul Whimboats, Lifesmith (doctor), male AVAILABLE ARE YOU SEEING A PATTERN YET
'Sluggy' Shellhawk, Machinesmith (mechanic),female DEM ANIMALS.
'MrsWillsauce' Swelterboulders, Stonesmith (miner/mason), female Died by a single snowflake.
Part 2: Destroyed by a single snowflake
MrWillsauce Shellautumns, Deathsmith, m Snow.
īmbat Sparkconjures, Plantsmith, f Snow.
Cilob Fissuregold, Machinesmith, m Snow.
Unib Shakenvessels, Lifesmith, f Snow.
Shem Toolglazes, Siegesmith, f Snow.
Sigun Peakclinch, Stonesmith, m Snow.
Thestkig Burnedsnarled, f Snow, arguably snow-induced paralysis.
Part 3: ZOMBIESIEGE
Tun Seapaths, Stonesmith, f available Incinerated
Sazir Notchedtour, Woodsmith, f available Incinerated
Urvad Hammerwalk, Weaponsmith, f
availableók Slapflickers, Plantsmith, f available Mauled by corpses
Zuglar Squareblueness, Siegesmith, f available Missing. As in, either incinerated or mauled by zombies while I wasn't looking.
Dastot flukeheats, Lifesmith machinist (DUAL JOBBING), f available Ran into zombie swarm without training.
'Argoms' Moistenedmolten, Deathsmith (spear), m Overwhelmed by zombies
Udil Heatfill, Meatsmith, m available (actually currently a soldier)
Kol Wiltmirrored, Deathsmith Trainee, m available Overwhelmed by zombies
Melbil Squeezearrows, Ashsmith, m available Fireballs, zombies does it matter anymore?
'GreatWyrmPlatinum' Postincest, Weaponprodigysmith, f Tried to storm necro tower with silver warhammer.
Momuz Glowedstopped, Gemsmith, f available Zombies.
Litast Wiltcrystal, Cutgemsmith, f available The undead are quite unforgiving.
Zefon Passionwheel, Leathersmith, m availableībmat Slappedlens, Deathsmith trainee, m available Zombies
Edėn Dimplesanctums, Deathsmith trainee, f available See above
ézum Chuckedpicks, Stonesmith, f
Sigun Flickermint, Hero, m
Bim Torchfloor, Furnacesmith, m
Kosoth Patternedstone, Metalcraftsmith, f
Kol Bootclimates, Bonesmith, m
Idith Battleinks, Garbsmith, m
Bėmbul Ragrinses, Candysmith, m
Nulral Daubedpeaks, Woundsmith, m
Asmel Fordfire, Woundsmith, f
Astesh Tomesreigned, Machinesmith, f
Alud Budsizzles, Siegeoperationsmith, f
Solon Pointykin, Lifesmith, f
Edėm Tomesword, Deathsmith, m
Kadol Wetcontrols, Deathsmith, f
Uzol Parchedpleats, Deathsmith, f
Mistźm Brandedboulders, Deathsmith, f
Egul Wheelssoul, Deathsmith, m
Tarem Spatterurns, Deathsmith, m
Duthnur Shipchanted, Deathsmith, m
Nļng Ghostgolds, Deathsmith, f
Table of contents:Part 1: Chefs, marksdwarves, mechanics need not apply.Chapter 1: So much for the deathsmithChapter 2: In search of dirtPart 2: Destroyed by a single snowflake.Chapter 1: That was fast.Part 3: Our neighbor keeps sending zombies to destroy us.Chapter 1: WeaponprodigysmithChapter 2: ZOMBIESIEGEChapter 3: OKAYWEMIGHTBEDEADSOONChapter 4: A hero amongst animal caretakers.___
Rules-After year 1, there must
always be depot access.
-No conventional traps (cage, weapon), upright spears cannot be linked.
-No cooking allowed. Kitchens are evil.
-No handheld projectile weapons allowed.
The first embark: Unlike the second, it had a fair chance of survival. Tragic how it ended though.

Ekast Quaketrue, Deathsmith (axedwarf), male
Thunen Soothedguilds, Siegesmith (engineering/operating), female
Zuntīr Chambercacti, Plantsmith, male (planting/brewing/processing), male
Bėmbul Boatmaster, Swordsmith, male
Bėmbul Whimboats, Lifesmith (doctor), male
'Sluggy' Shellhawk, Machinesmith (mechanic),female
Lokum Swelterboulders, Stonesmith (miner/mason), female
The Earth strikes Wagon in the «+wheel+» with its Snow-covered Ice, and the severed part flies off in a bloody arc!Wagon counterstrikes!Wagon misses The Earth!Wagon has bled to death.Diary of Sluggy, machinesmithAlright, we've finally arrived. Well, close enough. Why we were sent to create a fortress in a supposedly haunted glacier next to enemy territory, I will never know. To top it off, they pulled random things out of a sock and forbade us from doing them. No traps, no projectile weapons, and no kitchens. Well, it could be worse I suppose. I've heard stories of expedition parties that weren't even allowed to farm or dig.
Now let's have a look at our supplies

There's Ekast's greataxe, Lokum just picked up her pick. Wait a second,
Zuntīr! I told you to buy food!I did!Those are goddamn butterfly brains! Alright, calm down, calm down
If I divide them into small enough portions maybe we'll be able to live on them until the farms get set up. Worst case, we'll slaugter one of the animals. What happened to the money I gave Zuntķr for food anyway?
But it was shiny!Meanwhile

What is that?

Looking at it more closely has only made me more confused.