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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Dwarf porn
« on: May 29, 2011, 03:13:56 pm »
About an unclaimed -cat leather sock-:

*runs her finger lightly down the side, starting from the well-crafted hem down to the blunt, rounded heel, her finger tracing over the thick, rough, leather tube of joy* No... Not yet...

So yeah, what would other dwarf porn scenes be?

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Because otherwise you are dealing with the problem of, how the heck does a bunny rabbit open a big granite door anyhow?
You have problems with that?

I stopped worrying about Real World Logic when I discovered a monarch butterfly's corpse could wedge a door open.
I stopped when I realized that soap can hold up an indefinite mass. In the magma sea.

So yeah. Post that moment. Mine was when I realized that you can make menacing spikes of ANYTHING, including yarn.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Pressurize Gases
« on: April 09, 2011, 05:48:55 pm »
Y'know, so we can make boiling-zinc cannons.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Quick question about glass
« on: April 03, 2011, 03:43:30 pm »
Is crystal glass still bugged? Don't want to waste time making it if it is, but it's fairly valuable, so....

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DF Modding / Could you make a syndrome with positive effects?
« on: April 03, 2011, 01:10:33 pm »
The reason I ask is that I want to make a syndrome that makes the victim heal so fast it's practically immortal and yet completely immobile, as to make a target for the military to train on. Could this be done?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Hilarious Ballista Failure Thread
« on: April 03, 2011, 09:16:11 am »
Spoiler: Quote Pyramid (click to show/hide)
We need a thread on this.

And here it is.

Edit: Ninja'd, locking

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Help! A Pernicious Plague
« on: April 01, 2011, 06:58:48 pm »
Yeah, a plague. Right, I let flaming ogres on lignite stone. Damn, a yak!

Well, I'm completely screwed unless you read the first letter of each word including the title.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Ballistae?
« on: February 27, 2011, 09:05:53 pm »
So this one time elves whined about me wasting trees while trading me wooden armor. This hypocrisy has infuriated me, and I would like to know if there would be a way to launch whole trees, or at least giant sharpened logs. Also, some mod  with friction would be awesome if it let the projectile burst into flames on the way.

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DF Modding / Question about Slade
« on: February 27, 2011, 08:55:35 pm »
In another thread, I wondered what happens if you mod slade to show up outside the bottom layer, since in the bottom layer it is impossible to do anything to it, making modding it to be diggable useless.

What if you mod it to show up outside the bottom layer? Could you then mod it to be diggable and then make stuff out of it?

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Forcing dwarfs to tear out their bones/skin
« on: February 20, 2011, 10:02:42 pm »
Since getting materials for armor/weapons seems to be a problem, why not make dwarfs tear out their bones/skin? They'll heal, it makes a renewable source of leather and bone, and it's a good way to level up doctors. Anyone know what modding would be needed?

And iirc, parts of sentient beings can be butchered, just not the whole bodies themselves. That's the source of gobbo bone bolts, if i'm not wrong.

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DF Modding / I dunno if someone has already suggested this, but...
« on: January 24, 2011, 08:48:38 pm »
Would it be possible to mod in strapons and belts, strapons being wrestler weapons, and mod the Hammerer into being a wrestler? or anything involving dwarfiness, !!Science!! and strapons. Hell, there was that one guy who wielded a balor's arm a s a throwing weapon. Balor strapons. the possibilities are limitless.

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