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Full list of art:This post; Vanya Carena in her skulker days; art by Splint
Book 1, Chapter 1; Talvi's Cavy Poster; art by myself
Book 1, Chapter 2; Talvi Diamondknight; art by Splint
Book 1, Chapter 3; Mr Frog's room; art by TalonisWolf
Book 1, Chapter 4; Vanya's bracelet; art by myself
Book 1, Chapter 5; Mr Frog; art by Mr Frog
Book 1, Chapter 6; A "tablet", or "PEA"; art by Splint
Book 1, Chapter 7; Three chainswords; art by myself
Book 1, Chapter 9; Colonel Fischer; art by Splint
Book 1, Chapter 10; A doodled page from Vanya's journals; art by myself
Book 1, Chapter 13; Hans, the miner; art by Splint
Book 1, Chapter 17; A Ballpoint mercenary; art by Splint
Book 1, Chapter 21; A
gorlak; art by Toady One and Threetoe, creators of Dwarf Fortress
Book 1, Chapter 22; The Frog tunnels; art by myself
Book 1, Chapter 26; Vanya in her Ballpoint armor; art by Splint
Book 2, Chapter 3; The cavern layer; art by myself
Book 2, Chapter 4; A scythod; art by myself
Book 2, Chapter 9; Lord Reudh; art by Splint
Book 2, Chapter 17; A megaportal; art by myself
Book 3, Chapter 2; A shuttlecar tube; art by myself
I love fan art, and will more than likely post yours if you draw it. If I don't post it at the front of a chapter, then I'll put it in this post. (Just a bit of shameless hinting.)

Art by Splint
(Vanya's name is pronounced VON-yuh cuh-RAY-nuh)A Skulker's Tale takes place in the
Boatmurdered/
Headshoots/
Syrupleaf/
Spearbreakers universe.
All I ever do is run, leaving everything I know and love behind me.
In ancient times on the planet of Everoc, the demon Sankis created the Spawn of Holistic, a twisted mockery of dwarvenkind. Parasol, a multidimensional company, stimulated their progress until they became a dreaded scourge. Although unaware of Parasol's existence, the dwarves fought back, creating mighty fortresses to defend their borders from the deathless hordes.
From their fastness in the macabre blood plains, the Holistic Spawn spread the world over, leaving a trail of devastation in their wake. In the meantime, an earth-shattering war began between Parasol and another company, Ballpoint. A third company, Eris, menaced always on the horizon, led by the brilliantly devious Joseph.
In the year 200, the dwarves founded a new military fortress, Spearbreakers, at the edge of the Spawn heartland, intending to rid the continent once and for all of the ever-present threat of doom. Unbeknownst to them, a timid outcast dwelt in their midst, a homeless, kinless girl by the name of Vanya.
Vanya's journals tell of the great, unsought quest she undertook in her desperate attempt to save herself, Spearbreakers, and ultimately all of Everoc from an inevitable destruction. Her story reveals her perilous adventures, her trials and hardships, and her forbidden love, as she tries to master her fears and come to terms with who, and what, she is.
This is an epic high fantasy novel, loosely based in a heavily-modded Dwarf Fortress universe. It's one story, but I've split it into pieces, calling them Book One, Book Two, and so on (in the style of Lord of the Rings). Although each is largely self-inclusive and ends right between arcs, the story continues smoothly between them. I would strongly suggest that you start with the first one. The genre is fantasy/drama/science fiction.
I'd like to make the suggestion that you ignore the chapter titles altogether, and simply read through from top to bottom. To make that a little easier, while the links are separated into books, the actual chapter titles progress linearly.
Book One: A Girl's Broken Mind
Preface and Introduction: This post
Chapter 1: Eavesdropping
Chapter 2: The Cavy Tunnel
Chapter 3: Burglary Mission
Chapter 4: A Golden Bracelet
Chapter 5: Dark Conversations
Chapter 6: The Magic Brick
Chapter 7: The Frog Battle
Chapter 8: Cavywoman Returns
Chapter 9: Pyrrhic Victory
Chapter 10: Strawberry Wine
Chapter 11: The Memory
Chapter 12: The Rescue
Chapter 13: A Confrontation
Chapter 14: A Deal with the Devil
Chapter 15: Employment
Chapter 16: Dwarf College
Chapter 17: Enemy Territory
Chapter 18:Jealousy
Chapter 19: Despair
Chapter 20: The Nightmare
Chapter 21: The Caves
Chapter 22: Gorlaks
Chapter 23: The Revelation
Chapter 24: The Search
Chapter 25: Wari
Chapter 26: The Final Entry
Book Two: A Girl's Tattered Heart
Preface
Chapter 1: Salaia
Chapter 2: An Invasion
Chapter 3: The Caverns
Chapter 4: Scythods
Chapter 5: Repressed Rage
Chapter 6: Old Stories
Chapter 7: Parting Ways
Chapter 8: The Blood Plains
Chapter 9: An Unexpected Meeting
Chapter 10: Infiltration
Chapter 11: Parasol Camp
Chapter 12: A Plan
Chapter 13: An Evening Meal
Chapter 14: Urist
Chapter 15: Biomech
Chapter 16: Magic
Chapter 17: The Battle Begins
Chapter 18: Darkness Descends
Chapter 19: Desperation
Chapter 20: The Stench of Victory
Book Three: A Girl's Weary Feet
Chapter 1: Parasol
Chapter 2: Shuttlecar Ride
Chapter 3: A Disaster
Chapter 4: Kenzon
Chapter 5: An Ignored Heroine
Chapter 6: One Small Truth
Chapter 7: An Unexpected Visit
Chapter 8: Surprise and Tears
Chapter 9: Stuck at Home
Chapter 10: The Moral Line
Chapter 11: A Pleasant Respite
Chapter 12: False Freedom
Chapter 13: Founder's Day
Chapter 14: A Temporary Home
Chapter 15: Getting Ready
Chapter 16: A Tense Meeting
Chapter 17: Returning Home
Chapter 18: Koth
Chapter 19: Making Plans
(a work in progress)
Book Four: A Girl's Fiery Soul
(exists only in notes)This list is largely in no particular order.
- Toady One - Creator of Dwarf Fortress. Without this guy, this community, and by extension, this story, would not exist. He's been working on Dwarf Fortress for ten years nonstop, and he plans to put in another twenty years of work before it's done - and it's already hailed as the most in-depth game out there. Most astonishingly, he survives on nothing but donations. If you like this story, feel free to send something his way, and tell him Talvieno sent you.
- Splint - Spearbreakers itself, and permission to split this off into its own story. I've done a lot in the way of sending him chapters, and he's proved a pretty decent editor. He also does a pretty good job of keeping me in line, but he isn't afraid to compromise. He gets a big A+ in my book. (he has pretty good taste in music, too)
- Mr Frog - pointing out flaws/holes I missed, being every bit as critical as I needed someone to be and driving me forwards. He keeps a close eye on what I do, even if he hasn't actually read the whole story. An excellent and "extremely-capable" friend, he's intelligent and awesome to talk to, even if he hates the talking part. (that's a joke, man)
- Hanslanda - much in the way of collaboration for multiple chapters, particularly those that involve Urist. He's got a helluva great story - check out the Spearbreakers thread. A great guy with lots of ideas, and a penchant for making witty comments. I definitely consider him a friend.
- Reudh - great advice, encouragement when needed, and of course, Lord Reudh. He's also pointed out my mistakes when I make assumptions when it comes to medicine. A great friend overall, and I'm glad to have him around. The story wouldn't be the same without him.
- Jack Magnus - for encouragement and helping me out with me giving his character an incredibly important cameo appearance. His hat shall be remembered for many years to come. A great friend and a really nice guy, though he prefers to lurk.
- Draconik_Sankis - it took me a bit to warm up to this guy (mostly the Sankis in the name), but it was more than worth it in the end. He's got an awesome imagination, and he learned quickly. We haven't talked as much as we could have, though - he prefers to lurk.
- Xahnel - Roleplayed a scene with Rose with him. He's a generally amiable guy, and enjoys a good debate as much as I do. I regret I couldn't work with him more, and though we had our disagreements, I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
- Tomio - We worked out Dwarf!Tomio's bit together, with him calling the shots. The idea was, I help him out with his plot, and he helped me out with mine. It went off without a hitch, though we had a (regrettable) disagreement later. I think/hope we're past that, though.
- Draignean, Sus, Mitchewawa, Paintbrushturkey, and everyone else in the Spearbreakers community (including those previously mentioned) - The overseers, players, external input, and all else. These guys rock. No, seriously. They're awesome, and I'll write with/for them anytime.
- TalonisWolf - I'm using some of his art for Mr Frog's room.
The italic portions before each chapter are written in second-person by "Urist Jones", the dwarven archaeologist, as he reads the journal entries. I'll usually keep them brief, but they'll almost always be there.A Skulker's Tale
Book One: A Girl's Broken Mind
IntroductionJust inside the cover of this ancient journal, there is a loose sheet of paper of standard quality, apparently written later by the author, as it bears the same handwriting, and ends with the same five-pointed star as a signature. I was born in 188. When I was 3, I was taken to a dwarven mountainhome and left there, having nothing with me but my newborn sister. An old couple took me in as family, encouraging me to call them "Granma" and "Granpa". Five years later, when I was eight, my Granma died, and my Granpa blamed me for her death. From then on, he was cruel to us. After two years, I'd had enough... I took my seven-year-old sister and ran away from home, carrying everything we owned in two small luggage cases. We set out for a new life.
For three long years, we traveled between fortresses, trying to stay out of sight and keep people from finding out we were homeless. As soon as we were spotted, they always kicked us out, and had to travel to the next. In this way, we traveled ever deeper into the territory of the Holistic Spawn.
The Holistic Spawn are evil creatures... when one bites a dwarf, it infects it with the young soul of a demon. When the demon matures, it takes over its host's body, transforming it into a nightmare: shriveled skin, bony, elongated arms and legs, claws instead of fingers, eyeless sockets, and a huge, gaping mouth running down between its ribs, ringed with razor-sharp teeth. Though we were always on the run from them, we never actually saw one. It was a terror that skirted the edges of our minds as we traveled in caravans from one place to the next.
Finally, when my sister and I were 10 and 13, we took refuge in a place called Spearbreakers. It's a military fortress situated between a jungle and a vast stretch of hellish land, where it rains blood all year: the blood plains. It was a grim landscape to look upon, and I hid myself and my sister deep underground, hoping we'd be safe.
Due to the curious political system, each "Overseer" had only one year in office before the next was elected. We arrived during the second year, in Talvi's reign. Soon after, Talvi broke under the stress and started to slip from sanity, gaining a fierce love of Mr Frog, then a lowly mechanic, and an even fiercer love of "cavies", which is what she called guinea pigs.
After her term was over, she handed the fortress over to Mr Frog, who began making major changes. He hated homeless dwarves, and started taking pains to wipe us out. I almost starved early that year, but he soon ordered a new wagon road dug out underground, increasing our trade with other civilizations in the region. I would sneak around after dark and steal food from the caravans that passed through, just enough to keep us from starving to death.
Nobody seemed to notice the food disappearing, but Talvi noticed that her cavies were starting to disappear. It had nothing to do with me, but she recruited my help and that of other homeless dwarves, in exchange for food. We put up posters saying, "Have you seen me?" with a picture of her cavies. Then, Talvi started digging around in Mr Frog's room, and stole an odd device from him: it was a little metal tablet that emitted light from one side. I never got a close look at it, because she wouldn't let anyone close. She called it "Joseph", giving a human name to the inanimate object.
Then, Mr Frog's reign was over, and Draignean took over, building magma forges atop the Magma Sea, deep in the bowels of the earth. Sadly, his right-hand-man, The Master, went insane, massacring a number of people before Colonel Fischer put a stop to him. He had been making a jade spearhead, and nobody ever saw what happened to it afterwards. In the meantime, Talvi had slipped ever farther from sanity, beginning to think that she was a cavy herself.
During this year, my sister grew very ill, and somehow, she wound up at the hospital. I feared for her life: the hospital at Spearbreakers had such a terrible reputation that many dwarves would rather throw themselves to the zombies than spend a night within. It didn't come as a surprise when I overheard Wari, one of the nurses, talking about her passing with one of the other doctors. Even how inevitable my sister's death was didn't make it hurt any less, and I spent the next two years in hiding, all my hopes and dreams shattered.
Over those next two years, sieges bombarded the fortress from outside: armies of Holistic Spawn, and massive hordes of undead led by necromancers. The dwarves always held them off, but it felt a hollow victory to me. Nothing was the same anymore.
Looking back now, I wish I'd stayed away from Spearbreakers... but at the same time, I'm glad I didn't.
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