This is the tale of a young dwarf on a quest for glory!
What is written here is translated from one of the greatest hero in the age of legends.
Chapter 1: YOLO
Now I know what yu are thinking "Hes not werin' clothes and isss prolly drunk." and my answer to that is YES I am aaa tad bit tipsy but its not my fault im left with only a pair of boots a couple gloves and a cap with a nice yellow racing stripe! Its just the ale at this village is SOOOOOOOOO expensive I had to litrally sell the shit of my back.
THE PANTS on the other hand was a tacticle choice on my part, im not gana get into detail but it may have had to do with a dark elf laide riding a staff.
anywho ima now in this random town in the middle of ARmok forsacin noo were so maybe Ill go and maye find some job to do and make a little title for me self.
Now after waking around for a half n' hour I find that this heer viladge is abandon. Unless yu call a bunch of rot corpse on the ground.
It hasto be said tho its cold here, Ii mean the booze even froze when I walked outside so Im gana head south tellI find somethin' a lil' warmer.
Turns out it gets colda wen hedin' ssouth so I change my derection nrth.
The battle with the boogey men
It got dark real quick until night came and I hard som crklin' in da bush over there. ad asif out of noo were bogeys men poped out and surrounded meh! I readeyed my club and bgain batin the shiit out of them.
There wer at least tree of 'em an they all had a crvin for me bones but nooo I was gana take dem out before they got meh. The first tride to reach for me but I hadbutted him in the armpit and bashed left big toe seperatin it from his main body making the poor devil collapse in pain a screamedat deh top of meh longs "YOLO!!!" ad charge at them head first. now I assumed th one with te horns was the leader and bit him on the arse sinkin me teef into his flesh. Now apparently one of thre friends washiding In the bushes and leaped out when my teef wer clasped onto der bosses arse and leaped at me but I slamed me club through his brain (wall stil bitting te arse of the boss)
Arge one of the bastards came from dee bush and naild a good one on meh soo I releashed my teef from thy booses arse and smashed his skull in. Out numbered I manovered north for my quest but the boogy mans kept leaping at meh but I bashed them one by one. but they wernt leaving soon and they outnumbered me infinit to one! The oods onle slight aginst meh on a normal day but that lluky shot had meh in a daz.
moore an' moore came and me strength was fading but I wont alow the devils to kill meh!
Losing hope and sustaining massive injury I kept meh guard up and stood. Ready too face the devils who wanted meh! but the gods doont want meh dead heer! A pack of wolves came and knawed on the boogey mans wall I stumbled to regan meh footin.
Quickly I made it to a small town an' collapsed in the nearest inn. Broken te inn keeper took meh in as Iwas unconsios after that battle but the gods doont want me dead yet...
Now aperently the "inn" I was staying at was some a ingle mother with two small lil' girls
Who just saw a naked male dwarf covered in blood with gruesome wounds and strange black gunk all over him
I thanked them for their nicness and left out the front door into town, now its time for meh to get a joob.
Now wall stroolin' thru town I found a man in need of some help. He stared at meh for a wile and thught I was perfict for he job.
"We think one of our own is a vampire but we are scared to confront her would yu be soo kind as to comfront her?"
to which I replied "YUS I SHALL DESTROY YOUR DEAMON FOR YU" and bulted out the door!
me cmfronted the deamon "YU FOWL BEAST SHALL DIE" and she leaped toward me but with a swift bash to thee brian and down she went and the citizens cheared for my deed!
