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Ooh, a tower. I approve.

Another Breadbowl? At this rate we're like one of those strange antique stores that drift across dimensions, only with a faint whiff of bread and butter.

Well, I don't have much time to play these days, but it wouldn't feel right if I didn't grab a dwarf for this final harvest. Dorf me, any old planter will do, as I always am.

Hmm, yes. My bad on the mislinked bridge. And the lever room burrows. And the faulty roofing. I'm pretty sure there were a couple of other engineering missteps that could have certain *cough* security implications for the fortress.

Unfortunately I seem to have forgotten them all. How convenient.

"Clear glass?" said Dozebom. "That will take much more wood and work to make. Why not just green glass?" "I'm not an expert on optics," said Kogan, "but from what I recall, the color of light that you see an object as being is what the object didn't absorb. This applies to both plants and glass." Dozebom motioned to keep explaining, and Kogan continued. "Plants require light to grow - at least aboveground plants do. They absorb the light through their green leaves, which means that they absorb everything but green light. Green glass does the same thing - it absorbs everything but green light. So the light that passes through the green glass will not contain what the plants need to grow, so they won't give much food. That's why we need clear glass, which won't absorb as much sunlight." "I see," said Dozebom. "I'll tell the woodcutters to begin clearcutting." "And we'll need fertilizer as well, at least in the beginning," said Kogan. "That will increase food production until the farmers are skilled enough to go without it." Dozebom marked down on a page: 'CUT ALL WOOD'.

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But yeah, this is pretty ambitious, especially given the state of the fort. Good luck following through!

Is this the turning point when Breakfastpit starts producing breakfasts instead of pits??

The front page is out of date Sanctume, latest dorfing list can be found at the bottom of this post. Spoiler: Diggy's alive.

^ You should read Atölasob, it's basically that idea.

You could just send them away, if they are teetering on the brink of insanity. They will not come back unless you send a messenger to get them.
Assuming you update to 44.11

They're a elite crack team of solders capable of infiltrating and razing towns to the ground. Why send them for retirement when you can conquer the world with them? Oh, and demand yearly cheese tributes of course.

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Good start Dozebom! Zan's army (the Exiled Ones) is going to return from pillaging the humans very soon. I advise you quickly send them away to their next destination, because they are all soldiers teetering on the brink of insanity. Dwarves won't get bad thoughts if they're on missions.They're better off conquering settlements than staying in Breakfastpit and throwing dangerous tantrums.

Doesn't anyone check the dead/alive/dorfed list???

Dead - Please submit request for redorf with new name
Lunardog (u ded)
Faker
Kametec
Voicebook
Imic
Moony the Werepig

Alive
Dr Akko (Quasar) - harrowed werepig
Carch - Mad Scientist
Hydrangea - Lieutenant of Suicidal Justice Squad
Zan the Sworder - Captain of Suicidal Justice Squad
Noloc the Translator - Militia commander
Auze the Scholar - Guardian
Dozebom - mayor
Lord Brassroast -miner
Speciesunkn0wn - hammerer
Diggy (Sanctume) - miner
Killermartian - scarred peddler
SQman - Paladin
Yarf - weaponsmith
Bearskie -COTG

I suppose we could sacrifice a cat to your immortal soul.