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« on: July 23, 2015, 02:50:05 pm »
To citizens:
I get it. We're the last ones left. Ever since the door somehow got left open, we've been living in the first cavern layer. It's been like this for five years.
Please stop being upset about dead pets. Some of you never even met them, because while we're trapped here, the animals are all up there!
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-Two weeks later-
To werebeasts and vampires:
I'm sorry I left you all in individual rooms with only the bare necessities. I'm sorry I forgot you when fleeing to the caverns. But the main fort hit magma and you are almost literally the only ones left. I have two options.
Option A is you somehow turn into a functioning society. Option B is to drag my malfunctioning computer through worldgen again. I'm not sure which I prefer more. So, if I have the few survivors dig you out, would you please do something about those goblins and FOrgotten Beasts that have been there for the past five years?
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