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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Backronym Game
« on: October 28, 2017, 06:58:30 pm »FREDDYFrighteningly Realistic Evil Dream Disturbs Youngsters
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game 2^15.57: exponential wordin'
« on: October 28, 2017, 06:56:21 pm »
So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and we had to hire a new one.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 28, 2017, 02:14:30 am »
Granted!
You enter the "Absolutely Safe Capsule" from Mother 3.
Mercifully, you are not immortal, so you don't have to spend eternity in there. Just until you die of thirst.
I wish I had a glass of ice water.
You enter the "Absolutely Safe Capsule" from Mother 3.
Mercifully, you are not immortal, so you don't have to spend eternity in there. Just until you die of thirst.
I wish I had a glass of ice water.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 28, 2017, 01:48:17 am »
Granted! They're all black cats, so you're constantly having your path crossed. Everything that can possibly stem from bad luck happens to you, forever.
I wish I had an army of loyal indestructible puppies.
I wish I had an army of loyal indestructible puppies.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 28, 2017, 01:42:10 am »
Granted!
The aliens hail you as their nuke free leader, and celebrate by pampering you in the standard Bursalonian fashion.
Culture shock doesn't begin to describe your issues with the relaxing bath they drew you of sulfuric acid, but due to the language barrier, your screams are misunderstood as being a good thing.
I wish I spoke a second language.
The aliens hail you as their nuke free leader, and celebrate by pampering you in the standard Bursalonian fashion.
Culture shock doesn't begin to describe your issues with the relaxing bath they drew you of sulfuric acid, but due to the language barrier, your screams are misunderstood as being a good thing.
I wish I spoke a second language.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game 2^15.57: exponential wordin'
« on: October 23, 2017, 10:29:58 pm »
Fresh and fruity: squirrel hair do.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Your avatar vs the above avatar. Who would win?
« on: October 23, 2017, 04:06:46 pm »
MY WHITE CARD STOCK REFLECTS LIGHT OF ALL COLORS!
Although a playing card can only cause boo boo level injuries when thrown, so it's probably a tie.
Although a playing card can only cause boo boo level injuries when thrown, so it's probably a tie.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game 2^15.57: exponential wordin'
« on: October 23, 2017, 04:04:27 pm »
It rules us alllllllllllll
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: What would the avatar of the person above you say?
« on: October 23, 2017, 04:02:24 pm »
AND THE LETTER OF THE DAY IS GOING TO THE WORLD SERIES!
This message brought to you by the number 3.
This message brought to you by the number 3.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 23, 2017, 03:54:24 pm »
Granted!
Thirty minutes of your life immediately prior to making the wish is refunded, causing you to grow thirty minutes younger.
And then it begins to repeat, since the offending thirty minutes no longer exist. You rapidly deage as your family and friends watch on in horror, until you disappear from sight, having become an ovum again. And then nothing.
I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.
Also:
Thirty minutes of your life immediately prior to making the wish is refunded, causing you to grow thirty minutes younger.
And then it begins to repeat, since the offending thirty minutes no longer exist. You rapidly deage as your family and friends watch on in horror, until you disappear from sight, having become an ovum again. And then nothing.
I wish I didn't have to do the dishes.
Also:
I wish I'd get a satisfactory answer to the question of "What would constitute a pleasant death?"Imagine being spoon fed advocaat custard, and being massaged gently by an attractive member of whatever sex you're into in a hot tub until you fall asleep and gently fade away.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 20, 2017, 05:38:02 am »
Granted!
It's nice, for a while at least.
Eventually, the feelings of happiness and pleasure begin to normalize and people forget what life was like before.
In the absence of pleasure and happiness exists only painful withdrawal symptoms, and actual pain is nightmarish.
Eventually, thrill seekers, discontented with the entirely normal feelings of pleasure hugging brings, take to murdering others for the rush.
No one stops them because the rest of the world is too busy feeling contentment. Not even their victims.
Murder becomes boring, leading to an ever increasing cycle of violence by people desperately trying to recapture the feeling, which ultimately destroys the world.
I wish the world was 8 bit.
It's nice, for a while at least.
Eventually, the feelings of happiness and pleasure begin to normalize and people forget what life was like before.
In the absence of pleasure and happiness exists only painful withdrawal symptoms, and actual pain is nightmarish.
Eventually, thrill seekers, discontented with the entirely normal feelings of pleasure hugging brings, take to murdering others for the rush.
No one stops them because the rest of the world is too busy feeling contentment. Not even their victims.
Murder becomes boring, leading to an ever increasing cycle of violence by people desperately trying to recapture the feeling, which ultimately destroys the world.
I wish the world was 8 bit.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 19, 2017, 10:33:32 pm »
Granted!
You defeat the giant monkey men and conquer the eighth dimension, although you are in turn conquered by a fear of closeness intimacy and commitment that completely ruins your love life and friendships.
I wish I had more time to think of a wish.
Breaks over, gotta get back to work!
You defeat the giant monkey men and conquer the eighth dimension, although you are in turn conquered by a fear of closeness intimacy and commitment that completely ruins your love life and friendships.
I wish I had more time to think of a wish.
Breaks over, gotta get back to work!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 13, 2017, 09:31:48 am »
( I mean, they can't all be horrible, right? I'm sure that you'll be a merry butterfly on an earnest wind. )
Granted! You can now stay awake, because you have a slight headache that never goes away and is made worse with darkness for some reason. Blinking becomes pretty intolerable after a while. And sleeping is impossible.
Yes, even with your eyes open.
I wish to be motivated to do something. You can even pick what!
Granted! You can now stay awake, because you have a slight headache that never goes away and is made worse with darkness for some reason. Blinking becomes pretty intolerable after a while. And sleeping is impossible.
Yes, even with your eyes open.
I wish to be motivated to do something. You can even pick what!
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Other Games / Re: What are Your Nicknames for Characters and Things in Video Games?
« on: October 13, 2017, 09:16:03 am »
"Peanut Butter Door"
Those doors in Link to the Past that only stay open while a switch is depressed.
Why?
As a kid I thought the sound of stepping on and off the switch sounded like Peanut butter door. Also, they're sticky, I guess. The term stuck in my head for any door that requires a button to be weighed down to open it.
Also, Sami "The Butcher" from Advance Wars.
As much as she's one of the good guys, her tactics boil down to clogging the treads of her enemies tanks with the bones and meat that was once her infantry. She'd be a war criminal irl. Hence the nickname!
Those doors in Link to the Past that only stay open while a switch is depressed.
Why?
As a kid I thought the sound of stepping on and off the switch sounded like Peanut butter door. Also, they're sticky, I guess. The term stuck in my head for any door that requires a button to be weighed down to open it.
Also, Sami "The Butcher" from Advance Wars.
As much as she's one of the good guys, her tactics boil down to clogging the treads of her enemies tanks with the bones and meat that was once her infantry. She'd be a war criminal irl. Hence the nickname!
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Other Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: October 13, 2017, 09:12:47 am »
A redheaded tank commander broke my front and smashed all my artillery with her superior numbers.
Attempts by my infantry to strike from the mountains proved futile, as her army was just vastly superior to mine in numbers. Also the lumbering oaf commander i used has a serious problem with bad luck... didn't help at all.
Advance Wars , Flak vs. Jess
Attempts by my infantry to strike from the mountains proved futile, as her army was just vastly superior to mine in numbers. Also the lumbering oaf commander i used has a serious problem with bad luck... didn't help at all.
Advance Wars , Flak vs. Jess