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Messages - SuperDino85

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Roll To Dodge / Re: GODS PLAY DICE
« on: September 02, 2023, 10:12:19 pm »
Collect the pieces of the PLANET and put them back where they were

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Roll To Dodge / Re: GODS PLAY DICE
« on: August 30, 2023, 10:11:32 pm »
Rudely barge in and put color on everything

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« on: June 29, 2023, 02:40:53 pm »
((Sorry for the wait again. I was hoping more players would post actions so I thought maybe they just need more time, especially since one or two of you are pretty new competitors in this unspecified arena))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Agartha: RTD God Game
« on: June 29, 2023, 02:38:55 pm »
Oohhh looks like fun!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« on: June 29, 2023, 02:33:59 pm »
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Summon a lesser old spawn to make this cave a proper space-warped lair. They called me mad, well who's mad now?.

(3) That would still be you, if you have to ask. You summon a lesser lesser old spawn…however that works

"Fuckin' A.  This is great stuff."

Lets go make this position official.  Go meet with the city mayor, by force if necessary, and demand they create an official position for me.

(Don't want to stop at just one city, so I'd rather leave the mayor in place.)

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(3) The mayor first explains to you that they would need to vote on whether or not to make a new official position

Gather my Frankenmeats and have them follow me to the nearest bus station so we can steal a bus.
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(6) Conveniently, the nearest bus station happens to be bus central in this area. There are buses coming and going from multiple directions.


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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« on: May 16, 2023, 11:42:38 am »
Huzzah, provide the demons with information about the world. Then send them on their way to go cause havoc. Have them send dead bodies to Dr. Unpleasant.


(4) Huzzah! You have successfully established a corpse supply line to Dr. Unpleasant, and all the demons present spread out to various parts of the world and cause great trouble everywhere, from fiery graffiti to making piles of spaghetti come to life and attack people.

Ask the Dream Dragon to make me a cyber-dragon, offering the Robot Arm and Electric Spear

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(3) The dream dragon fuses the robot arm with one of your arms and configures the weapon into some kind of attachment that extends and retracts on command and can be turned in just about any direction.

"Very nice, since this is going so well I'll just keep doing it until I run out of supplies."
Keep making Frankenmeats until I run out of robot parts and meat.
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(2) You only get a couple more frankenmeats out before you run out of supplies.


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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« on: April 15, 2023, 05:04:23 pm »
"Huff.  huff.  huff."

Grab a robot arm.  Land.  Turn back human.  Shuffle, exhaustedly, to my treasure pile, where I will rest.  Today, and from now on, this city is mine.

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(5) You take a nap on top of your treasure. It was a nice nap.

"Well that went better than I could have hoped, now to make an army of these abominations!"
Use more robot parts and meat to make even more Frankenmeats.
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(6) Learning from your prototypes, you make a new batch of Frankenmeats, which turn out to be superior even to Frankenmoose, which is saying quite a bit considering he’s a moose. And they almost look just like humans…except without any skin.

((Welp, now in then!!)

Eat through the ground to increase mass.

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(4) You jump into the air and make whatever motion could be considered diving for a blob into the ground and start eating away.

*Facepalm* Azal pens his own letter on a peice of parchment signed with a signet of his order "Dear Dr. Unpleasant,  should you seek a steady line of body parts I would offer a mutual alliance,  I provide bodies for your experiments and you the supplies I need to summon the might of the Abyss. And with our powers combined, the world shall tremble before us!"

Open a hellgate in the woods, making it a sort of meet and greet to the mortal realms for imps. With a sign, food and obviously punch. We must greet our guests if they are to become familiar with the world.


(4) You open the gate, and the demonic guests start flowing in. They grab food and drink and look around in fascination. It’s like you’re hosting a party.

Improve the coding on my robots to make them better at fighting/killing my rivals

(2) You accidentally delete a significant amount of code from your robots. Hope you saved beforehand.

((If allowed, if not, ignore))
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I hope I do better in this world
With memories of collapse and various battles fresh in my mind, I try to find/build armor for myself, wondering if this world is also in chaos, I can't help whoever brought me here if I'm dead


(3) The most you find just lying around is a bullet proof vest. It only protects your torso but it’s way better than nothing.


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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Magic
« on: March 31, 2023, 10:20:26 am »
Teach my trees and other plants how to communicate via sign language

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Magic
« on: March 25, 2023, 07:51:33 pm »
Magically grow some trees

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Magic
« on: March 20, 2023, 04:06:26 pm »
What if we all MAGIC HARDER AT THE SAME TIME to try and bring the game back?

Yes

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Magic
« on: March 19, 2023, 10:17:27 am »
It's still dead, maybe you should try to magic it harder.

Magic it harder!

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« on: March 18, 2023, 07:43:51 pm »
Rawr!

I'm too angry to not wreck these robots!  Make with the wrecking!

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Rachel vs robots

(4+1 v 4) Your obsidian claws prove to be ineffective at scratching the metallic opponents, on top of being brittle, so they break off. Not to mention, the robots manage to fracture your scales with their fists. However, where the obsidian fractures, lava bursts out and slowly melts the robots.

Drive back into the slaughter house and gather a bunch of meat and start building an army of Frankenstein monsters to fight the robots, if that fails just blow the robots up with the tank.
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(2) In your attempt to make meaty Frankensteins, the components you used tear their way out of the meat and shamble about as skeletal messes of internal robot parts and wiring, with small bits of meat still attached to them, and loose wire ends hanging in the air throwing sparks about.

Franken…somethings vs robots

(6-2 v 2) Despite the Frankenmeats being very flawed, their part-artificial-part-meat bodies are messy and chaotic enough to confuse the enemy robots, who start repeating phrases like “does not compute” as the frankenmeats slowly limp towards them like zombies. Of course, Frankenmoose is the only one in the group doing any actual fighting, but being a moose along with the distraction provided by his allies make it pretty easy.

Send more battle machines, kill all my enemies

(2) The next wave of robots don’t move out, instead displaying messages received from the previous wave before their demise. They’re mostly unintelligible strings of error messages.

Sunmon demon army
Begin to send a few imps out to deliver a message to other villains with an offer to form an alliance for mutual cooperation. I offer the power of the abyss to any who would seek to combine powers.

(1) You try to open a breach between realms again, but it turns out to be far too small for demons to get through. Worse, the imps you sent to deliver the invitations get horribly lost. Seems they’re new to this world.


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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« on: February 26, 2023, 02:29:22 pm »
"What kind of cheap ass tank is this?"
Start driving towards the slaughterhouse like I've been trying to.
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(6) Not only do you drive towards the slaughter house, you surprisingly drive THROUGH it, getting meat all over your tank and leaving a gaping hole in it.

On the other side, you see a squad of robots approaching from the distance.

Send some battle machines to kill my villain competitors, there can only be one

(3) You order your robots to hunt down the other villains, and they take their sweet time doing so.

This isn't working, and the dragon isn't helping.  Maybe I should do something human?

Make a weapon, from the various telephone poles, electric wires and junk.  Perhaps I can rip off a capacitor-full transformer for use as an explosive device.

(4) You forge some sort of comically oversized electrified spear. However, Argle has wandered off while you were making it, and is nowhere in sight. You do, however, see a small squad of robots off in the distance heading in your direction.

Have the imps join me to hunt small animals for more sacrifices,  use their blood to summon more demons.

(1) Sadly, neither you nor the imps find any animals.


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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« on: February 08, 2023, 02:58:42 pm »
During the night, perform a summoning ritual. Use the charred wood to draw a summoning circle and draw my own blood to act as a catalyst for the ritual. Hopefully summoning a small gaggle of lesser demons.


(3) Your blood fizzles and sparks for a moment before going up in smoke as three imps emerge from the circle.

"I shall prove myself, then!"

Cut it up!  It might be much bigger than me, but if it starts losing chunks it'll go away like anything else.

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Rachel vs Argle again

(2+1v6) You charge right in towards the titan…thing, claws out, and get smacked right upside the head by one of his flailing arms, sending you flying half-conscious through what remains of several buildings in the area before landing with an ear-grating skid across pavement.

Likewise, Argle also reels backward, shouting this time from a newfound pain in his arm.

(Hidden) With the chaos having been temporarily interrupted, the ticking sound speeds back up to normal.

"Shit."
Try to put the tank back together.
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(3) You manage to put the tank back together good enough to be functional again, but it’s liable to fall apart again if knocked around too much as half of its construction, to your shock, consisted of legos.


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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Villain, the Re-Evildoing
« on: January 01, 2023, 07:26:31 pm »
"Damn it I forgot to load my rifle."
Reload the assault rifle, then see if the tank can be fixed with what I have on hand.
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(1) To your surprise, while trying to diagnose the tank, it literally falls to pieces.

"Find some other city!  This one is mine!"

"Dream Dragon, grant me the power I deserve!  Make me grow!"

Appeal to the dream dragon while I prepare to earn my city.

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Grab a couple trees or telephone poles or something and begin hitting things in time to the clock ticking. I'm not even sure if ArgleBargle could hear or care about what Rachel said, but if she has done enough damage to get Argle's attention, he'll pursue her singlemindedly for a while.

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(Rachel Mallory)
(1) The dream dragon does not reply.

(ArgleBargle)
(1) (I wish I was making these rolls up myself)
Argle’s constant flailing about continues even while trying to pick trees or telephone poles up, which makes him throw them in random directions almost immediately. (3v3) One such telephone pole happens to glance off the side of a currently inattentive Rachel, who at the moment was requesting something of her personal deity or something, but has snapped back to the situation at hand after having been scraped by the pole.

(Hidden) Both of you notice that the ticking is deliberately slowing down, as if making fun of the situation.

Proceed to gather wood for a fire, and scout the surrounding woods.


(3) The wood you gather should last the night. The immediate surrounding woods hide nothing noteworthy.

Use my robots presidential influence to get a bunch of money to upgrade myself cybernetically.

Make self replicating combat robot drones and build up my robot army.


(4) Your robot’s presidential influence does manage to secure enough money for you to fund your cybernetic enhancement and produce your flying, self-duplicating battle machines.


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