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Roll To Dodge / Re: GODS PLAY DICE
« on: September 02, 2023, 10:12:19 pm »
Collect the pieces of the PLANET and put them back where they were
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Summon a lesser old spawn to make this cave a proper space-warped lair. They called me mad, well who's mad now?.
"Fuckin' A. This is great stuff."
Lets go make this position official. Go meet with the city mayor, by force if necessary, and demand they create an official position for me.
(Don't want to stop at just one city, so I'd rather leave the mayor in place.)Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Gather my Frankenmeats and have them follow me to the nearest bus station so we can steal a bus.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Huzzah, provide the demons with information about the world. Then send them on their way to go cause havoc. Have them send dead bodies to Dr. Unpleasant.Spoiler: Azal of the Crimson Order (click to show/hide)
Ask the Dream Dragon to make me a cyber-dragon, offering the Robot Arm and Electric SpearSpoiler (click to show/hide)
"Very nice, since this is going so well I'll just keep doing it until I run out of supplies."
Keep making Frankenmeats until I run out of robot parts and meat.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Huff. huff. huff."
Grab a robot arm. Land. Turn back human. Shuffle, exhaustedly, to my treasure pile, where I will rest. Today, and from now on, this city is mine.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Well that went better than I could have hoped, now to make an army of these abominations!"
Use more robot parts and meat to make even more Frankenmeats.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
((Welp, now in then!!)
Eat through the ground to increase mass.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
*Facepalm* Azal pens his own letter on a peice of parchment signed with a signet of his order "Dear Dr. Unpleasant, should you seek a steady line of body parts I would offer a mutual alliance, I provide bodies for your experiments and you the supplies I need to summon the might of the Abyss. And with our powers combined, the world shall tremble before us!"
Open a hellgate in the woods, making it a sort of meet and greet to the mortal realms for imps. With a sign, food and obviously punch. We must greet our guests if they are to become familiar with the world.Spoiler: Azal of the Crimson Order (click to show/hide)
Improve the coding on my robots to make them better at fighting/killing my rivals
((If allowed, if not, ignore))I hope I do better in this worldSpoiler (click to show/hide)
With memories of collapse and various battles fresh in my mind, I try to find/build armor for myself, wondering if this world is also in chaos, I can't help whoever brought me here if I'm dead
What if we all MAGIC HARDER AT THE SAME TIME to try and bring the game back?
It's still dead, maybe you should try to magic it harder.
Rawr!
I'm too angry to not wreck these robots! Make with the wrecking!Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Drive back into the slaughter house and gather a bunch of meat and start building an army of Frankenstein monsters to fight the robots, if that fails just blow the robots up with the tank.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Send more battle machines, kill all my enemies
Sunmon demon army
Begin to send a few imps out to deliver a message to other villains with an offer to form an alliance for mutual cooperation. I offer the power of the abyss to any who would seek to combine powers.
"What kind of cheap ass tank is this?"
Start driving towards the slaughterhouse like I've been trying to.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Send some battle machines to kill my villain competitors, there can only be one
This isn't working, and the dragon isn't helping. Maybe I should do something human?
Make a weapon, from the various telephone poles, electric wires and junk. Perhaps I can rip off a capacitor-full transformer for use as an explosive device.
Have the imps join me to hunt small animals for more sacrifices, use their blood to summon more demons.
During the night, perform a summoning ritual. Use the charred wood to draw a summoning circle and draw my own blood to act as a catalyst for the ritual. Hopefully summoning a small gaggle of lesser demons.Spoiler: Azal of the Crimson Order (click to show/hide)
"I shall prove myself, then!"
Cut it up! It might be much bigger than me, but if it starts losing chunks it'll go away like anything else.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Shit."
Try to put the tank back together.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Damn it I forgot to load my rifle."
Reload the assault rifle, then see if the tank can be fixed with what I have on hand.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
"Find some other city! This one is mine!"
"Dream Dragon, grant me the power I deserve! Make me grow!"
Appeal to the dream dragon while I prepare to earn my city.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Grab a couple trees or telephone poles or something and begin hitting things in time to the clock ticking. I'm not even sure if ArgleBargle could hear or care about what Rachel said, but if she has done enough damage to get Argle's attention, he'll pursue her singlemindedly for a while.Spoiler: ArgleBargle (click to show/hide)
Proceed to gather wood for a fire, and scout the surrounding woods.Spoiler: Azal of the Crimson Order (click to show/hide)
Use my robots presidential influence to get a bunch of money to upgrade myself cybernetically.
Make self replicating combat robot drones and build up my robot army.