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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Malefic Minds
« on: November 30, 2018, 05:12:58 am »
I offer a hand to Malefic Man, and by a hand I mean a massive fist sized meteorite.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: chaos continuation committee
« on: June 29, 2018, 07:51:14 pm »
>read the contract carefully
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: chaos continuation committee
« on: June 29, 2018, 03:02:59 pm »
>don’t attack Augustus
>salute him and speak the proper phrase.
“Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant”
>salute him and speak the proper phrase.
“Ave, Imperator, morituri te salutant”
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: chaos continuation committee
« on: June 23, 2018, 07:20:50 pm »
Close the door, why bother with new things, you’ve got everything you need in your basement.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Escort the Godmodder!
« on: January 20, 2018, 05:22:53 pm »"Huh? No, no, I got killed by a horrible monster. I'm just saying, like, wow this is a big improvement on my life." Sophia looks sad. "...Not as good as if I'd gotten out, though."
”Oh. Ooohhh. That’s... uh well, that seems shitty.” Red Girl seems relieved though trying to hide it. She extends her hand, ”I’m Ev-Red. I’m Red. Well, glad you’re doing better.”
[Waiting for the ETOB]
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Escort the Godmodder!
« on: January 10, 2018, 07:37:43 pm »
"Seriously? That's it? You wanna just be better then everyone else? Or I guess worse but that's like the dumbest thing I've heard. You could have done anything, literally anything better then anyone ever. Best at DDR, best at making cakes, best at writing attacks in fourm games, ANYTHING." She sighs, "Did you wake up one morning and just decide 'Hey, I wanna be the the biggest dick so I can prove to everyone that I can be the worst fucking dick.'Red Girl's impersonation isn't of the Godmodder half bad, though her voice is a bit huskier then most women. She pinches her sinuses for a second trying to process the logic. "I'm not trying to say that you're wrong and being the best/worst/whatever isn't a quality goal but there are easier ways of doing that man. Like we could bust you out of here and try something else that's less stupid."
She leaves the Godmodder to ponder such an offer as she sizes up the onslaught of demonic forces continuing to well up. She pulls out of her satchel rather large and strange looking crucifix, it's made of gold and ornate with small flourishes and a red gem stone in the center, its about the size of a sword and looks like it could be held as one.
"Goldie, I think you need some better gear so this bad boy should do the trick. Good Friday is its name, I'm pretty sure that the magician that created this guy won't mind if you used it to stave off some demons. Mostly because he was a skeleton when I got this. Good Friday has two modes, if you use it like a normal cross it should soften the blow of demonic attacks if not stopping them. However if you flip it. Red Girl inverts the crucifix and the cross becomes a sword with the top becoming a double edged blade. "Pretty cool, right? Unfortunately it doesn't have the protection of its cross mode but to make up for it it soaks up the the demonic energy around it and turn it into some straight damage. And since this is Hell, the longer you use Good Friday the more demonic energy it soaks up allowing it to deal more fucking damage. Be careful though and turn it back to its cross mode and dispel the demonic energy gathered up, get too greedy and it might bite us in the ass."
She flips it back into cross mode and hands it to the Godmodder. "All yours man. Just don't ask me for a refund when you fuck up and the sword gets possessed or something because you wanted to one shot Belial in a single stroke."
Red Girl's face blanches, her expression stark horror, she looks as if she needs to run far, far away from Egan. She makes a visible effort to calm down and approaches Egan. "You just killed yourself, right?" She's looking at you for some distinguishing feature, trying to prove something for herself.
She leaves the Godmodder to ponder such an offer as she sizes up the onslaught of demonic forces continuing to well up. She pulls out of her satchel rather large and strange looking crucifix, it's made of gold and ornate with small flourishes and a red gem stone in the center, its about the size of a sword and looks like it could be held as one.
"Goldie, I think you need some better gear so this bad boy should do the trick. Good Friday is its name, I'm pretty sure that the magician that created this guy won't mind if you used it to stave off some demons. Mostly because he was a skeleton when I got this. Good Friday has two modes, if you use it like a normal cross it should soften the blow of demonic attacks if not stopping them. However if you flip it. Red Girl inverts the crucifix and the cross becomes a sword with the top becoming a double edged blade. "Pretty cool, right? Unfortunately it doesn't have the protection of its cross mode but to make up for it it soaks up the the demonic energy around it and turn it into some straight damage. And since this is Hell, the longer you use Good Friday the more demonic energy it soaks up allowing it to deal more fucking damage. Be careful though and turn it back to its cross mode and dispel the demonic energy gathered up, get too greedy and it might bite us in the ass."
She flips it back into cross mode and hands it to the Godmodder. "All yours man. Just don't ask me for a refund when you fuck up and the sword gets possessed or something because you wanted to one shot Belial in a single stroke."
"Wow, this is hell? It's... not that bad. If I knew this was what it was like I'd have offed myself way earlier, huge improvement."
Welp, what is there to do in hell? Murder demons, one supposes?
Red Girl's face blanches, her expression stark horror, she looks as if she needs to run far, far away from Egan. She makes a visible effort to calm down and approaches Egan. "You just killed yourself, right?" She's looking at you for some distinguishing feature, trying to prove something for herself.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Escort the Godmodder!
« on: January 05, 2018, 04:06:45 am »
Red Girl stares at her left hanging hand and puts it down looking at disappointedly. ”Alright then, hope you enjoy being that then, spending sleepless nights in Hell forever with a blue ribbon for being the worst. I guess it’s a goal, good as any.” She then notices the mass of demons congregating in opposition to face them, ”What the fuck is their problem? We’ve got a delivery for you lot! Just let us do your job and you guy can go back to doing Hell stuff.” If this wonderful dissuasion doesn’t work, she rolls down the window of Hell on Wheels, she pushes the side mirror of the vehicle to prevent it from reflecting anything. She opens up a small satchel hanging by her side and pulls out a Molotov cocktail and a black lighter. A click and a flame comes to life from the mouth of the lighter. She sets fire to the incendiary and then pulls her upper torso out the car, steadying herself by gripping the top of the window and the roof. She tosses it landing directly into the group of the infernal minions excluding the airborne magpie is otherwise occupied. The demons would normally be able to shrug such a merger attack, except they can’t. The fire burns and sears their flesh even worse then normal flame would to a man, the divine is at work. The agonizing holy Molotov cocktail was created by Red Girl, the guardian not angel, when she bought a mass of holy infused charms and other oddities from a television evangelist with a serious fetish for weapons. It appears greasing up the priest was a wise choice, perhaps she should “tithe” more often.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Escort the Godmodder!
« on: December 29, 2017, 09:05:31 am »
She stops at the front of Hell on Wheels and looks a little embarrassed but also relived, she realizes she’s still holding the Godmodder’s hand and drops it. Red Girl glances back to the thing she ran from but it appears that it’s fallen behind for now. “Don't ask about it when you learn about these things you just get paranoid from realizing that life got a whole lot worse and you just spend nights staring up at the ceiling without sleeping some nights.” She then takes a look around in the vechicle and then notices the rear view mirror and ducks underneath it’s field of reflection before turning it around to face forward. She turns around to face the Godmodder smiling apologeticly for her odd behavior befote trying to remember what her and the Godmodder were talking about.
“I’m not a guardian angel, not even close. If I was I’d be probably try to make sure you never got into this mess in the first place. And why would you even want to go to hell? IT’S HELL!” She circles her arms around the general area for emphasis,” If you’re one of those self punishing types you’re going to make my life quite a bit harder, I need you in one piece, if you’re gone I’m back to square one Goldie .” Red Girl probably wasn’t her first choice. “Wait lemme do something,” she takes a small wooden snake totem out of her pocket before biting down one of her fingers causing a dropof blood to welt up. She smears it onto the totem of the snake caduceus. “It’s a degined to protect you from harm and guessing from how things are, you’ll need everything you can get.” Her eyes flit up to the flipped rear view mirror “You willing to help me out Goldie? I help you not die and you help me fulfill a, uh, favor I owe.” She offers her hand to shake on it.
“I’m not a guardian angel, not even close. If I was I’d be probably try to make sure you never got into this mess in the first place. And why would you even want to go to hell? IT’S HELL!” She circles her arms around the general area for emphasis,” If you’re one of those self punishing types you’re going to make my life quite a bit harder, I need you in one piece, if you’re gone I’m back to square one Goldie .” Red Girl probably wasn’t her first choice. “Wait lemme do something,” she takes a small wooden snake totem out of her pocket before biting down one of her fingers causing a dropof blood to welt up. She smears it onto the totem of the snake caduceus. “It’s a degined to protect you from harm and guessing from how things are, you’ll need everything you can get.” Her eyes flit up to the flipped rear view mirror “You willing to help me out Goldie? I help you not die and you help me fulfill a, uh, favor I owe.” She offers her hand to shake on it.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Escort the Godmodder!
« on: December 26, 2017, 12:46:01 pm »
The arid and infernal landscape births a solitary figure, who hastily joins up with the main procession of this multitude. She looks rather scared by something, perhaps being in hell wasn’t her first choice of a holiday vacation. She stares at the Godmodder clearly recognizing him before she winces in pain at some unknown stimuli and the moment fades, she continues moving to meet the Escorted One. “You’re him, you’re, you’re not golden.” She looks him over as if her gaze would act like a visual Midas touch. “I guess it doesn’t really matter, you actually exist. I was told to find you.” She looks at him almost smiling, “Listen, I’m going to help you but I need you to-” Her train of thought is cut off into a gasp, she grabs the Godmodder’s hand after observing the loathsome thing and begins to sprint with him in tow determined to far away as possible from it. ”Don’t look back, just run!
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