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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: To Survive and Prosper
« on: November 19, 2012, 05:29:06 pm »
You can't think and you can't remember anything, so you easily climb out of the small pool and stand up on the rock,
dripping wet you look out of the waterfall-cave. All you see is gigantic, snow-capped mountains, going off to your
left and right forming a steep valley in front of you. All you can see of the valley floor is mist and mystery.

You hear a sound behind you, you turn and from the darkness you see a mass of tentacles creep towards you.
Their mass blocks the way. As they get closer smaller tentacles dart out and wrap around your wrists and ankles.
They start to pull and you fall to the floor, slowly being dragged back into the darkness.

You struggle to escape your bonds but it is in vain. Your muscles cry out in pain from struggling and your loin cloth
suddenly flashes bright white for an instant. Your hands and ankles slip from the tentacles grasp. You roll away from
the mass surrounding you, more smaller tentacles dart towards you to grab you and you dodge each and every one.

You turn and try to think of a way to get out of this situation before a large tentacle swings at your side and
hits you, your body is rocked by the force and you are knocked flying backwards. The immense force sails
you out of the caverns opening, all you can see is the sky, you twist your head towards the cavern and you
finally see, the cavern opening is the mouth of a giant skull. Natural or artificial, you do not know.

Gravity takes hold and you body spins and dives, head first towards the misty valley floor. Gigantic
spikes jut from the rock face, you hit one of these and you tumble outwards. Below you gigantic trees
dozens of feet across quickly rise up to meet you. Luckily you miss hitting any of these trees, unluckily
you manage to hit some sort of wooden bridge between trees. You pass right through this and you remember
blackness as you tumble towards the forest floor.

You awake, tied by your hands and feet to a long stick. You look around you and you see that you're in a gigantic
wooden room. All around, young, nubile women stand around, chanting. One in particular is leading the group.
All of them are naked, some are dancing but most are angry and shouting. Far below you is an iron fire pit,
there is a small fire in it, but you can also see many naked women adding wood to fire. You can hear the
leaders voice rise above all the others, saying what must be ancients rites of a ritual. All you can hear is
"Oh, Great Bill, The Destroyer. We give this sacrifice to you so that we may live to praise your name!"




What do you do?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: To Survive and Prosper
« on: November 19, 2012, 03:14:40 am »
Try to avoid Dwarf Fortress related; be unique and interesting.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: To Survive and Prosper
« on: November 19, 2012, 03:13:45 am »
I like the and of, as in Rodrigo the Grand, first cool name I see wins.

Also feel free to list actions to do also.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: To Survive and Prosper
« on: November 16, 2012, 02:44:36 am »
Just a name.
Can no body think of more unique names than urist?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / To Survive and Prosper
« on: November 15, 2012, 10:54:41 pm »
making this up as i go along,


You awake in a small eddy, spinning you forever in circles. You know not from where you came, nor how you came to be here.
You relax into the calm water as you look around you and make out your surroundings. You're lying in one of the only calm spots
of water, all around you water rushes past you, to cascade down an inmeasurable waterfall. The walls are smooth rock, with no
openings except for a small patch of dry rock near you and a slightly larger patch across the raging river.



You are completely naked except for a plain, gray loincloth.



You gaze about yourself as you ponder your name and your purpose.


Who are you?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Adventure!
« on: February 18, 2012, 06:19:32 pm »
You speedily leap to the wobbling coffin and stick the point of your blade into
the gap in the lid of the coffin. You push it in more and start to pry it open, you
struggle against the stone lid until it starts to crack, you snatch away your blade
and store it away as cracks run through the heavy, stone lid. The cracks run
further and more cracks until the lid seems to suck into it self and implode,
disappearing in with a loud CRASH..



You peer into the coffin and it seems like an abyss, it looks black and endless
even though you're sure the coffin ends... Slowly a figure starts to materialise
in the middle of the coffin. A bleach-white skull, with unusually large, red eyes.

It seems to think to you rather than speak,

YOU ARE THE CHOSEN.

WHAT SHALL YOU BE CALLED CHOSEN ONE?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Adventure!
« on: February 08, 2012, 12:55:39 am »
You quickly duck down and store the hare in your inventory.
Naturally you equip it.
You turn to face the lumbering skeleton advancing towards
you on the left. You quickly a deftly un-equip your dagger
and lunge towards the skeleton, aiming to punch it in its bony face...



Unexpectedly you rapidly move forward faster than you expected,
a lot of faster. Before you even recognise what is happening you've
rushed forward and crushed the skeletons skull with your fists,
knocking the lifeless bones clattering into the wall opposite you.
What's left after the great crash is a pile of broken and scattered bones.

What the fuck?



The coffin to the south of you starts to rock back and forth, unintelligible
words drift from the dark, black, stone, box of death...

What the fuck?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: How Well Known is the Person Above You?
« on: February 07, 2012, 06:49:26 am »
0/10 I don't know you at alllllll

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Adventure!
« on: February 06, 2012, 08:50:27 am »
The bleach-white skeletons stumbled from the casket in a thirst of vengeance from beyond the grave.
The one on the left pulls out a rusty sabre from a rotten leather belt by its side, its red eyes piercing and its
jaw half off it moves around the hole you came from. The one on the right moves towards you and readies a
half-rotten wooden mace from its leather belt. It moves towards you.
Naturally you back off slightly and ready your blade for battle.



You lunge towards the skeleton on the right and deftly avoid the clumsy, wide swing of the rotting mace-skeleton.
You pass under the skeletons arm and spin around it and slash your blade towards the rib cage of the skeleton,
hoping to do what little damage you can, and the skeleton disappears in a cloud of smoke...



Standing, sitting rather, where the skeleton should be is a small, brown hare.

What the fuck? 

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Forum Game List
« on: February 06, 2012, 07:50:47 am »

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Adventure!
« on: February 06, 2012, 01:31:26 am »
You do scurry over to the pile of junk and search through it,
as you assumed it was mostly junk. But you found a short blade,
but 3 or 4 inches with rope wrapped around the end of it for a handle.
Naturally you equip the blade.
You do a combat roll to the north-east to ward of any predators
and head onwards.



You stride through the passage with pride and continue a short way to
a stop, ahead of you is a blood-red silk rope coming through a hole in
the roof. Naturally you pull yourself up with your muscled and tanned
arms into the ceiling...



You emerge to find yourself in some sort of catacomb, the stone around
you is darker and unnatural, there are bodies in graves in the walls, 3
coffins stand upright, one to the south, which is dark and black all over.
The two to the north are open, the lids laying on the ground. Two
cadavers are leaning upright.. Their eyes are open, glowing red and
angry.


What do you do?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Adventure!
« on: January 28, 2012, 01:35:07 am »
You awake on cold stone, your eyes quickly adjust to the pitch-blackness and you see as if it was day.
You're in a natural cave of some sort, you're a male dwarf, naked all over except for your patchy beard. There's a jumble of junk in one corner of the cave and an exit in another. What do you do?



Spoiler: Inventory: (click to show/hide)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ozymandias, Redux
« on: January 27, 2012, 05:24:36 am »
Like I told some random in a thread the other day, i got the pictures by using alt+printscrn then pasting that into paint.net, cropping it to the desired size and then saving the image and uploading it to tinypic.com

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I did not realise my game was so popular.

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Alt+Printscreen and then pasting into paint.net and cropping and then upload it to tinypic.com and post the forum link (with the tags) here was how I did it.

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